Metro's Twitter Wins A Pulitzer
Who twitters for Metro? Tolstoy? You cannot write long-winded descriptions of the Great Steppe of Russia, where the peasants are honest and work with their hands (and the Metro stop has no working escalators). Sorry Leo, there's a 140-character limit. [ Unsuck Metro DC ]
Stop being such a bubbly romantic sap. You are literally killing Mother Earth. [ Washington Times ]
Wu-Tang warned us, but did we listen? No, we did not. And now we are all going to be stung into submission, by the killer bees of Rock Creek Park. [ DCist ]
There's a reason why so many naturalized citizens live in Virginia and Maryland: they have all enlisted in Barack Obama's immigrant brownshirt militia. And they are drilling, and organizing. And when they're ready, they will strike. [ Washington Examiner ]
It's Friday, which means: cease fire ! Lower your lead pipe and put your AR-15 back in the shoebox where it belongs -- it needs its rest before the next town hall meeting. Unfortunately, the Friday armistice has come too late for a group of young women who brutally assaulted each other with knives, sticks, rocks and belts. What provoked this act of needless violence? A heated debate on health care? An avant garde production of West Side Story ? You be the judge. [ DCist ]