Is this really what’s happening now? Snarling, hateful criminal Tom DeLay signs up to be a contestant on a teevee celebrity dance show, probably to pay his legal bills, and because he’s “in the news again,” cable news channels invite this well known lying mcliarton onto their shows to tell awful lies about current health care legislation. All that aside, this is quite the comical image: “When I did my town hall meetings, I’ll never forget one back in the ’80s — on health care, by the way. They brought in quadriplegics on gurneys and dumped them on the floor in front of my podium.” DUMPED!
Most likely another lie, but either way, people should start doing this at health care town halls! Doesn’t matter what side you’re on; anyone can do this and it will always be hilarious! People of all political stripes will unite to bear witness. “Look at those guys down there, on the floor! This is insane! I’m having such a fun time watching this! You too? Rock and roll! But seriously WTF?!”
Does DeLay’s Angry Quadriplegic Town Hall Protesters Tale Add Up? [TPM Muckraker]
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What about the fact that he was drunk on Hardball?
The best parts aren’t even on this clip!! First, he’s a freaking birther!! And Tweety (God bless ‘im!) laughs uncontrollably at DeLay when he says Obama needs to produce his BC.
They also both joked about DeLay’s dainty “Dancing with the Whores” dancing shoes he has to wear (Delay held them up for the camera), and Tweety asked him if the shoes “made him a little light”. Oh, for fun! making mockery of the gayz.
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I’d like to take a Hammer and make him a quadriplegic.
[re=391916]teebob2000[/re]: I read he actually says “gift certificate” which increases the hilarity.
Way to answer the question of “Was the president born in America?” with “People used to dump old people at my feet, for kindling” you human cumstain.
Sure enough. He’s drunk. Should we hold him responsible for his lies? If the “American people are on their side.” Lyndon LaRouche is about to make a comeback. President LaRouche in 2012!
When the other kids were dumping flaming bags of dog poop on peoples’ doorsteps? Well I was dumping flaming quadriplegics.
Tom Delay, still a human cockroach.
Until this cocksucker is in jail we cannot really be said to have a just society.
Clip is here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036697/vp/32482749#32482749
Gay/professional dancer-bashing starts at 2:15, birther nonsense at 5:00. DeLay avoids answering for as long as he can because I’m sure he’s embarrassed about it facing up to Tweety’s mockery.
It’s true – possessing demons have a hell of a time (sorry) making subject’s eyes appear normal.
No no, this did happen. DeLay distinctly remembers urinating on the quads and sticking out his foot to trip the blind.
It depends on how the Quads were “dumped”, if they used a dump truck, and dumped them from 6 to 7 feet it could cause them to be injured, if you wheeled them in with a wheelbarrow they could only be “dumped” from a couple of inches.
Those weren’t quadrape . . . quaddraplead . . . quadrahpe
:::Oh, fuck it:::
Those weren’t cripples. Those were Living First Bases.
(I got that joke from Rush Limpnoid. Pretty funny, eh?
:::Snort:::)
Wonkette teases again. Tom Delay and quadriplegic in the same paragraph….got my hopes up.
When Tom Delay talks, Jesus cries.
An accurate recounting of the event would require DeLay to actually look at and focus on someone not holding a microphone or a camera or a gigantic sack of money with a giant dollar sign on it, so I call bullshit.
Delay’s just thinking of the time he got caught coma-groping Terri Schiavo. He probably saw a guy in a wheelchair as he fled the scene.
Who would go out with a quadriplegic anyway?
And if you started dating, then dumped them after they got crippled, that’s just wrong.
Ohhhh. So that explains all those bite mark scars on Tom’s ankles.
This lying bastard is one of the most venal, sanctimonious, and egotistical politicians in America, which is a lot of competition. His mere existence proves there is no deity in the universe and no justice on earth.
I love that he’s hawking his own book by having it placed just behind him on the bookshelves, cover facing the camera.
But what are those other book-like things?
Not quadriplegic. Comatose. From huffing his old pesticide canisters.
break a leg, you cock gobbler!
[re=391933]V572625694[/re]: We don’t have a just society and this cocksucker will never end up in jail. The worst he has to look forward to is a twisted ankle on DWTS. We can hope.
I have an inexplicable urge to buy his book just from that still. I suppose he does have legal bills to pay.
Sounds like ol’ Hot Tub Tom has been drinking the jacuzzi water again. With extra splooge.
[re=391960]AllHat[/re]: Maybe he’ll break a leg and they’ll have to shoot him. Please, God?
Tom Delay, soon to be FORMERLY of Dancing with the Stars, has taken to asking to see Obama;s birth certificate, AGAIN.
Someone needs to take him and his multi-handicapped brain and dump it on in front of Obama at a town hall and say, here sir is the first person to go before the death panel, what say you, Caesar? Thumbs up or Thumbs down?
Didn’t Blago do something similar at one of his poetry readings? Anyhoo, I want to read more ridicule of Delay for being shorter than my mother. Five foot two, to be exact. Makes his criminal political career all the more remarkable. I’m six foot three and routinely laugh at people giving me orders if they are significantly shorter than me. Then again, being jobless, it’s only ever my wife giving me orders.
Hopefully the trannilicious babe he dances with flings his sorry butt onto the ground, kicks him in the balls with her 8 inch Jimmy Choos, and stomps all over him. Instant quadriplegic!!
There’s probably some truth to this. Quadriplegic Dumping was, in fact, an actual exhibition event in the 84 Olympics, which were in Los Angeles that year. It wasn’t a very popular event, but there was some controversy when a bunch of hermaphrodites showed up and defecated on a pile of puppies in that little steeple-chase pool in the coliseum, to protest. Of course, hermaphroditic puppy shitting then became an exhibition event in the 88 games in Seoul. It’s a crazy world we live in.
But, I doubt the quaddump that Delay remembers had anything to do with Health Care. So yes, Tom Delay is lying.
IHe probably laughed and asked the dumped quadriplegic if his name was “Matt”.
That was no quadriplegic — that was Kenneth Gladney!
[re=391970]Beef Supreme[/re]: I was hoping the dumping contest was like on South Park, with the producer of the largest dump crowned champion.
[re=391971]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: Almost as good as Uranus jokes!
OMG. That douche actually put a copy of his book on the fake book shelf above his upper right shoulder. I wonder if anyone who knew him as an exterminator ever thought he’d be such a famewhore.
I thought Mika was Tweety.
Fingers crossed for a coke induced heart attack for the Hammer while doing the tango.
Fuck him and his bald spot.
[re=391919]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Only if you take away his congressional insurance first.
[re=391919]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: T-Tmm-T-Tuh-TOMMEHHH!!
You almost have to respect him.
He’s an idiot but to be correct you’d have to address him as “Speaker Idiot”. Like most Republicans, he quit when the job started getting difficult…and the law started closing in.
He’s resembles a walking demon zygote but he’s going to spend the next couple of weeks dry humping an attractive professional dancers leg on national TV while wearing high heels as his peers express their admiration and approval.
Face it people, that’s the “promised land” of Wing-nuttery, he’s a success in his chosen field.
Who said you can’t get ahead huffing insecticide?
[re=391975]SomeNYGuy[/re]: Kenneth Gladney is handicapped. Not physically, but still.
But yes, “WHERE’S THE GIFT CERTIFICATE?!?!” should definitely be a new meme.
HA! He’s a gifter. Looser.
DUMP Stephen Hawking on the floor during townhalls. Tthat would be hilarious.
Tom, you’ve got our number. I was one of those ’80s liberals, and we KIDNAPPED NUNS AND ORPHANS AND CRIPPLED THEM before dumping them in front of you! We’re evil, we know. And we don’t care either. But somehow you’ll find a way to stop us…or at least DeLay us.
Will we now see QUADRIPLEGICS on “Dancing with the Stars”? I think not. All apologies if this has already been pointed out, as it probably has, because I’m not bothering to read through everything right now. Also: TOM GODDAM FUCKING DELAY?!!! Oh Tweety, even YOU should have a better shame level than that.
Well my puter wouldn’t run the clip so I can’t tell if he is drunk. But in this day and age NO WAY could you “DUMP” anyone on a dais. Medicare bought everyone one of those scooter chairs that are all the rage by the old folks Obama wants to put out of their misery.
[re=391994]Brendan M.[/re]: I’ve found OBAMA’S GIFT CERTIFICATE!
The best part? It’s for DISCOUNT DANCE LESSIONS from a D.C. DANCE PROFESSIONAL!
It’s a total two-fer for Tiny Tommy Two-Step!
[re=392009]Extemporanus[/re]: Yes, I did indeed say “LESSIONS”.
That’s a technical term we in the ballroom dance instructor community use in reference to the weeping sores new dancers often acquire while awaiting the formation of their crotchal callouses.
An object display of an ongoing American issue is, in point of fact the rhetorical equivalent of ‘WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABABABABABABABABABAIIILALALAIIIIA HITLERHITLERSTALIN!!!!1!1!!1′, after all. I think Aristotle would have Tom-boy’s back on this one.
[re=391956]Humpback[/re]: High-five!
If I could only have one Republican to tie to my front porch and kick when I get home every day, it would be him. That’s a compliment, right?
What do you call a quadraplegic who’s dumped in front of a sack of shit bugkilling Nazi indicted ex-Congressman?
“Lie.”
Man I wish he could be gerrymandered out of existence.
The tan. The smile. The veneers, MY GOD, THE VENEERS.
Is Tom ‘Bug Man’ Delay turning into Charlie Crist?
This must have been the beginning of Les Assassins des Fauteuils Rollents (Wheelchair Assassins) as foretold in ‘Infinite Jest’.
That’s really cute, how he repurposed actual protests by dying Afghan women from 1998-2002 who, because they were denied access to all but one barely-equipped and funded hospital, chose instead to die on the steps of the capital. What a twat.
Leave him alone! One of the first things I learned in ENG 101 is to never let the facts get in the way of a good story. You’re lucky he dances for you.
He didn’t lay hands on them and heal them?
I think he’s confused quad-dumping with dwarf-tossing, myself. He’s a little enough feller, I think I could set a new record with him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYG05RPes9E
You mean like when Anderson Cooper & 60 minutes found HOSPITALS, insurance companies, and rethuglicans whores to them, DUMPING QUADRIPLEGICS IN WHEELCHAIRS THE ELDERLY, HOMELESS, ON CURBS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN HOSPTIAL GOWNS BY HOSPTIAL AMBULANCES WITH HIDDEN CAMERAS???????????????? Dancing with the stars, like Beck should be boycotted and all advertisers for having this waste of sperm AND THE REASON WE HAVE CHECKS AND BALANCES IN OUR GOVERNMENT FOR HIM AND THE LIKES OF SWINE NIXON TO WEED THEM OUT
WATCH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE ARE THE VERMIN THAT WANT TO STOP HEALTH REFORM!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q-yTFZUolg
They are repeating the Barney Frank town hall in full tonight on C-Span. It was on 4:15pm est today and will be repeating throughout the night. Please watch if you can it was brilliant & very informative. Frank is a genius who was stellar & hilarious at this town hall. You will also learn a lot about the reform bill, as Frank brought a copy to the town hall to refer to when LaRouche loons go on their brainwashing rants. Honestly, they are like zombies. Also, please watch the entire 60 minutes clip above, towards the end of the clip they show a paraplegic being dumped on the street BY THE HOSPITAL WITH NO WHEELCHAIR.
What do you call a quadriplegic on your doorstep?
Mat
What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on your wall?
Art
What do you call a quadriplegic at the foot of Tom Delay’s podium?
A figment of you’re fucking imagination!
I predicted this, but I didn’t think it would start until Friday. I’m pissed.
I’m going to go to the library and jerk off on the Bedford Cavalry flag (Bedford is next to Lexington and Concord in Massachusetts – think Paul Revere – and this flag is the oldest extant flag in the country, and was used in the Battle of Concord). Then I’ll be a celebrity and I can go on national news and pontificate on things I know nothing about. Wonketteers can send me suggestions.
Unfortunately the library is closed (and I’m on my third drink, which means the seventh-through-ninth for the wimps who measure drinks in glasses that would make my cat attack out of skepticism) so it will have to be tomorrow.
That little weasel has had a face lift and botox injections.
What no one seems to be asking is, even assuming it was true, what was it supposed to mean? What message is sent by dumping a pile of quads in front of Tom DeLay’s podium? “Here’s another quad for ya, Tommy Boy. Guess we showed your Christian tap-dancing ass! Ha!!” I mean, wtf?
The quote ends “…and I said ‘I bet you guys are all named Matt!’ and we just laughed and laughed.”
Delay. Bleh. Old news.
Better:
RNC Chair Dares Dems to Try One-Party Health Push
August 20, 2009
http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0809/651695.html
Harry Reid: “Otay. We berry sorry. Mike Steele, you can sex me now. I wantz be the catcher. But no push. Glide.”
Are we sure that David Vitter wasn’t setting up a sex party?
Twinkletoes Delay. Who elects these people, anyway?
[re=391971]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: [re=392056]Carl Spakler[/re]:
What do you call two guys with no arms and legs hanging on a wall?
Kurt and Rod.
What do you call an Irishman with no arms and legs in your backyard?
Paddy O’ Furniture.
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a grassy field, in summertime, at 7:30 a.m.?
Dewey.
Wait. I was getting ready to move to Massachusetts just so I could vote FOR Barney Frank, after his refreshing dressing down of that wingnut.
Now Tom DeLay tells me that it was off-putting. No wonder I hate America.
Tom, this song’s for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ppoX4bVTQ
Jesus god, I’ve been hammered a few times in my life and let me tell you, The Hammer was hammered during that segment. Drunk as a skunk. The part that was even funnier than the quadriplegic comment was his “advice” to Barney Frank about how he could better handle detractors at town halls. Sheesh, I’ve seen better drunk concern trolling on DU at 3am.
[re=392096]SarahPalins2HeadedLovechild[/re]: Woah. I finally watched a few second of this. The gentleman is not only full o’ crock –he is crocked!
Dayum. I may have to search YouTub for his Dancin’ debut.
Speaking of lying liars and the lies they tell while lying for a living … I hear Glenn Beck is off (his nut?) for the week… hmmmmm, it couldn’t be because of all the sponsors deserting that cesspool of lies Beck calls ‘his opinion’, could it?…
Has anyone started a suicide watch for good old Glenn yet? Who’s taking odds on when/where/how?
[re=392092]ServiceJervixJuice[/re]: Answer to No. 2: Your sperm donor.
Newell,
Ban hammer now.
Not me, him.
[re=392092]ServiceJervixJuice[/re]: What do you call Tom Delay on a dancing show?
Pathetic.
Where all the white-quadriplegic women at?
while he’s out tripping the light fantastic, kenyan communist barry soetoro will be pushing his socialist voodoo facist agenda, all without a birth certificate. way to be a patriot delay. the terrorists truly have won
*(if i knew how i’d insert a picture of an eagle crying here)
[re=391910]rmontcal[/re]: Hardball? I believe that you meant to say, “power”. Or, Speedball. Whatever.
Damn. I sure dumped on this one late. I can’t believe this story before there were none of the youtubes there to record it. In my mind, it’s lolCats, but with people. Crippled people. Hardeeharhar.
[re=391970]Beef Supreme[/re]: I salute your memory for sports trivia and the logical way you come to your conclusion that Delay is lying sack of dog shit.
[re=392112]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: “Gone”, not “at”.
Sigh. Memories. What a great Peter, Paul and Mary song.
[re=392035]gjdodger[/re]: Another in a fine line of puns. Delay has opened an entirely new vein of wonkette humor.
[re=392116]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Of course I meant jumped on this. Given the subject, it’s easy to tell where my mind was.
[re=392120]S.Luggo[/re]: BLAZIN’ MOTHA’ FUCKIN’ SADDLES, WHITEY. Where you been, cracka?
And speaking of douchenozzles, Betsy McCaughey will be on Stewart’s show tonight.
What, we Ib>weren’t speaking of douchenozzles?
Tom DeLay’s hair color by Shinola.
[re=392053]Jim89048[/re]: dwarf tossing?
Dwarf or midget? I think they prefer “dwidget” these days. It’s more encompassing.
Delay plays Highball. And makes no sense at all. “Barney Frank was arrogant, and that’s not what you’re supposed to do. You’re supposed to let them talk.” I think he was saying what he did was let Matt and the other quad-dumpees writhe there on his podium. That’s what you’re supposed to do. smiles like a lizard
I don’t get it. I really don’t. How is it that a party that had to balls to threaten me with prison and ruination if I did not submit for the military draft in 1969, be so impotent now? Is this the same spineless, gutless, political party that gets bitch slapped from one side of America to the other.
I feel so robbed in that if we had the same jelly spines in 1969 that we have now, I could simply say “fuck off before I slap your faces.” and they would back off. Instead, we had politicians that would toss sons and daughters into the belly of the beast without the loss of a single nights sleep. Harry Reid, burn this number into your tiny little mentality. 58,000, yes 58,000 American sons and daughters gave their lives to this country and hundreds of thousands more still carry the injuries of war. And for what? So you could stand in front of a camera and whine how hard it is to stand up to those mean and nasty republicans. Republicans exactly like Tom Delay. Perhaps you could get Max Baucus together with you, plus half a dozen blue dog democrats and grow a single set of balls.
Sarah Palin would wave a flag and say soldiers-support them, you betcha, and in all likelihood, put you on the run again. God I can’t believe the waste of good men and women you have squandered in your quest for the ultimate sex change operation. I guess that tradition of spitting on those who give to their country is just one that you can’t shed. Iraqi and Iran veterans beware. In thirty years from now, things will be much different. Don’t say no one warned you.
Damn, I wish we had YouTube back when peeps were dumping quads on Delay.
[re=391970]Beef Supreme[/re]: “Hermaphroditic puppy shitting” made my day.
[re=392150]bullship[/re]:
“Republicans exactly like Tom Delay. Perhaps you could get Max Baucus together with you, plus half a dozen blue dog democrats and grow a single set of balls.”
You are 1000% right on all points. Reid is a 1st class pussy. What an embarassment. In the 60′s they were so commie crazed by McCarthy & Co., they would have believed anything.
[re=392150]bullship[/re]: Thank you. Well said.
[re=392107]S.Luggo[/re]: Oh, come now.
[re=392150]bullship[/re]: Well said. This jellyfish of a political party is a problem that vexes all who desire real change from DC.
The mountainous pile of writhing paraplegics could not be photographed because they were Vampire quadriplegics.
In honor of this imaginary historical event, Mr. DeLaid will be dancing to songs from the rock opera “Tommy.”
Tweety twat blew it. The proper response to the quadriplegic story was: What city was that in? Do you remember the date? Are there any news stories at all that will back you up?
Just wait until they dump drunk, gay, amputees at your podium.
Then YOU KNOW you are a douche.
Delay neglected to mention that the quad’s were actually the human sacrifices he demanded of his followers. He doesn’t like his sacrificees to put up a fight when he rips their hearts out.
That’s just how they do town halls down in Sugarland.
It’s frightening that this slimeball is crawling back into network news. I have never seen such blatant media control. Well, before the Bush years anyway. Obama has been in for 7 months and this is still going on? Time to start swinging the big stick around.
[re=391997]Native of SL UT[/re]: “DUMP Stephen Hawking on the floor during townhalls. Tthat would be hilarious.”
Steven Hawking died retroactively because of the British health care system, remember? Satanic forces have conspired to make us think he’s still alive and talking back.
Dumped Quadriplegics in front of him. That’s awful. Let’s all send him gift certificates.
Liar Liar! Everyone knows that Texas kicks handicappers out of the state! Pure blood people! PURE BLOOD! Like the Nazi’s! OMG- Tom DeLay is a Nazi.
[re=392058]Uncle Glenny[/re]: Just take a shot of Jager and get it done, ya pansy. It’s not like you lie helpless before the mighty podium (read: withered cock) of Tom Delay.
He can tell a doozy of a Fish Tale!
Denby is watching you Jim. Denby is watching.
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