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Chuck Grassley Continues To Not Help Anything

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Here’s your favorite Chuck Todd asking old Chuck Grassley a very good question, today: If you get everything you want in a health care bill, and you think it is a good bill for the American health care system, but only three or four Republicans will ever go for this bill because THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT THE POLITICS OF KILLING OBAMA, would you then vote against it? Your own gutted co-op-loving bill that you wrote? Grassley responds with a hearty “YOU BET I WOULD VOTE AGAINST IT!” And so the good-faith bipartisan negotiations go. [MSNBC via Ezra Klein]


3:34 PM on Mon August 17 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. AbstinenceOnly Ed says at 3:38 pm, August 17th, 2009

    His ass is Grassley.

  2. finallyhappy says at 3:39 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Is Grassley’s skin coming off his face? I remember “V”- so I think I know what is going on here

  3. slappypaddy says at 3:40 pm, August 17th, 2009

    why is that turtle wearing a necktie?

  4. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 3:40 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Damn you Jim, I can’t top your headline.

  5. Bearbloke says at 3:41 pm, August 17th, 2009

    “Mr. Grassley, your Obama Death Panel appointment is scheduled for next…”

  6. V572625694 says at 3:41 pm, August 17th, 2009

    “It isn’t a good deal if I can’t sell my product to more Republicans.”

    This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from it, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy.
    —-A Lincoln

  7. Hooray For Anything says at 3:44 pm, August 17th, 2009

    I think all you need to know about how the health care debate has turned into the health care debate that we have is MSNBC’s cute little health care headline “Death Panel Death Match.” Oh, MSM, is there no serious issue that you can’t turn into a thrilling political horse race story based upon total bullshit issues?

  8. Roger3815 says at 3:46 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Republicans will buy whatever Rush tells them too.

  9. CornFedIABoy says at 3:48 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Goodness, I sure do regret voting for him.

  10. Nerdalicious says at 3:49 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Why do I get the feeling the Grey Panthers are taking over the planet, 2 seconds before they shuffle off it, just to leave us moton lava & methane?

  11. gurukalehuru says at 3:49 pm, August 17th, 2009

    You have to remember, Chuck, I’m a Republican, and whether it’s a good bill or not has nothing whatsoever to do with it.

  12. AbstinenceOnly Ed says at 3:49 pm, August 17th, 2009

    I’m just waiting for this generation of lawmakers to die off, but it could take a while, given their fantastic government-provided health care :’(.

  13. Tommmcatt says at 3:49 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Hooray For Anything:

    I have to admit, if they had a reality TV series titled “Death Panel Death Match” that featured, say, Chuck Grassley, and, hmmm, Barney Frank or Al Frankin armed with chainsaws and flamethrowers in a booby-trapped maze I might consider setting my DVR to catch it. Provided, of course, it was hosted by Mario Lopez in a speedo.

  14. hockeymom says at 3:51 pm, August 17th, 2009

    I would like to see him on Dancing with the Stars.

  15. mollymcguire says at 3:52 pm, August 17th, 2009

    “And Grassley, remember, was willing to say all this publicly.”

    When that little self-censorship chip in the brain fries, it is time for a meeting with the Death Panel.

  16. WadISay says at 3:52 pm, August 17th, 2009

    If anybody ever writes a Volume II of JFK’s Profiles in Courage, the chapter on Chuck Grassley will be relatively short.

  17. Nerdalicious says at 3:54 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Billy Mays died of eating money! Damn that guy was rich.
    http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/08/14/cocaine.traces.money/index.html

  18. CrunchyKnee says at 3:54 pm, August 17th, 2009

    CornFedIABoy: HAHA. Fail.

  19. shellbomber says at 4:01 pm, August 17th, 2009

    I hope Chuck Todd is spared when Costco puts all redheads up in front of the death panel.

  20. DoctorCulturae says at 4:02 pm, August 17th, 2009

    And this year’s Strom Thurmond Award for Decency in Politics goes to…

  21. Monsieur Grumpe says at 4:02 pm, August 17th, 2009

    If this guy taped a set of Truck Nutz to his pants he’d a least have a pair. Pussy!

    And who the hell stole Chuck’s neck?

  22. Extemporanus says at 4:03 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Chuck: We could play that game, where I stick my dick in your mouth, and you stick your dick in mine…

  23. SmutBoffin says at 4:03 pm, August 17th, 2009

    OFFICIAL OBAMA-COMMIE-CARE DEATH PANEL REPORT FORM

    Name: _______________
    Age: _______________

    Party (check one):
    ( ) Republican ( ) Libertarian ( ) Whatever the hell LaRouche and Nader are

    Infirmity (check one):
    ( ) too old for Walmart/McDonalds ( ) Trig-inosis
    ( ) diabeetus ( ) fucktardation

    Recommended disposal technique (check one):
    ( ) anal crucifixion ( ) linoleum knife
    ( ) death by chocolate-diabetics only
    ( ) Wasilla turkey processing plant

    Signatures of panel members:
    _____________
    _____________
    _____________

  24. Hey Gassy, Chuck over here and kiss my ass.

  25. germansteel says at 4:07 pm, August 17th, 2009

    The fact that it is taking forever and a day for it to dawn on the Democrats that the Republicans fully intend to water down health insurance reform to a meaningless and unworkable pile of shit and something that really stinks, and then they will still not vote for it, makes me wish there was a Death Panel in the legislation that I could appear before and let them put me out of my misery (on the Medicare dime).

  26. the deliverator says at 4:13 pm, August 17th, 2009

    At this point, i’m so tired of all this “let’s scare everyone” crap, I want some elected official (who obv has no plans for re-election) to bring a copy of opt-out forms for social security, medicare, Veteran’s assistance, and congress’s health plan to every town hall. For everyone who disagrees with teh “socialism”, they can be offered the option to opt-out of the gov’t’s other “socialist” programs. And every republican who is against the health bill can be offered to opt out of their health plan and buy health insurance privately. I would love to see the wingnuts prevaricate their way out of NOT opting out.

  27. stormkite says at 4:15 pm, August 17th, 2009

    shorter headline: “Grassley still Republican.” Says the same thing with many fewer pixels.

  28. Bipartisanship is dead. Set a bouquet of plastic roses on top of it and move on.

  29. norbizness says at 4:16 pm, August 17th, 2009

    “Wow! This is even more fun than being in power and pretending to get stuff done! Graham, Enzi, Cornyn, come here… let’s promise never to be in power ever again!”

  30. SayItWithWookies says at 4:19 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Beautiful. I will be sending this to every Democrat on the Senate Finance Committee as soon as I get home. Over and over again. His goal isn’t to get a bill that anybody likes — in fact, it’s to get a bill that everybody hates.

  31. Nerdalicious says at 4:20 pm, August 17th, 2009

    SmutBoffin:
    “OFFICIAL OBAMA-COMMIE-CARE DEATH PANEL REPORT FORM”
    Filling out now. I have guardianship over Cornface Assley.

  32. Bearbloke says at 4:20 pm, August 17th, 2009

    CornFedIABoy: If you’re over 30 & bearded, send me nude pix and I’ll forgive you…

  33. assistant/atlas says at 4:22 pm, August 17th, 2009

    I will be sending $5 and a can of hobo beans to whichever Dem (plz, Bruce Braley!) is up against ole Chuck in 2010.

  34. Nerdalicious says at 4:23 pm, August 17th, 2009

    This is a true story. I had a nightmare last night about Jesse Helms & Halloween. Does anyone here interpret dreams?

  35. Bearbloke says at 4:27 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Nerdalicious: and I’ll ‘take guardianship’ over Rupert Murdock… ‘tho you Yanks shouldn’t've ever let him in anyway…

  36. Hooray For Anything says at 4:27 pm, August 17th, 2009

    You can’t spell Grassley without “ass”

  37. Bearbloke says at 4:28 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Nerdalicious: Yes - your dream mean you’re ghey!

  38. chascates says at 4:29 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Has anyone said how these co-ops will work? Will I have to put in 5 hours a month at my local one to take part? Will they be pushing tetanus shots because they got such a good deal on the vaccine?

  39. magic titty says at 4:45 pm, August 17th, 2009

    I believe Grassley is referring to the pubic option we’ve heard so much about today.

  40. Nerdalicious says at 4:51 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Bearbloke:
    “Nerdalicious: Yes - your dream mean you’re ghey!”
    But I have the hots for Paul Krugman, how could this possibly be true?
    I think the nightmare means: Jesse Helms will rise from Hell on Halloween & destroy Commie Care for good! And then he’ll take all the screaming olds back to hell with him. (Seriously, I did have that nightmare last night, the unconscious mind doesn’t lie!)

  41. Nerdalicious says at 4:56 pm, August 17th, 2009

    chascates:
    “Has anyone said how these co-ops will work?”
    It’s a commune wellnes camp (prison) for sick poor people & children. Instead of making license plates for medical care & food sick poors will have to build volts. Remember the debtors prisons in victorian england in the 1800’s? Kind of the same thing but for sick people who have gone bankrupt from catastrophic illness.

  42. bamaboy says at 4:57 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Thank God for Senators like this, he makes ours look nearly human.

  43. Snarkalicious says at 5:03 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Monsieur Grumpe: The sel-same diabolic chicken that wlaked across his face and fucked his fuckin chin.

  44. rocktonsammy says at 5:03 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Well at least Grassley has been a advocate for family farms.

    Oh wait…

    Fuck him.

  45. facehead says at 5:20 pm, August 17th, 2009

    what the fuck are these co-ops? Is that where we all sit around naked and share fruit and needles?

  46. Big Al1317 says at 5:21 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Health care reform is dead. Game over. Go to the co-op for fruits and vegetables, and a colonoscopy.

  47. Hooray For Anything says at 5:23 pm, August 17th, 2009

    chascates: Here in San Francisco anything co-op related usually involves things like wheat grass, tofu, and lots of fliers celebrating the Mother Godess. So, I’m guessing a health care co-op would mean mandatory yoga classes, vegan dieting, and meditation retreats.

  48. Pithaughn says at 6:05 pm, August 17th, 2009

    No no, the co-ops are like a really exclusive country club. A board is elected, gardners and ditch diggers etc are hired. At the end of the year they divide all the expenses by the number of members send out a bill and kick out any one who can’t pay. The co-ops will be similar only different.

  49. Tommmcatt says at 6:26 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Nerdalicious:

    Having the hots for Paul Krugman doesn’t make you gay, it makes you a libtard. QED.

  50. nightshift says at 6:48 pm, August 17th, 2009

    I still can’t get the image of Grassley “sticking his finger in the dike”. Who is he talking about? Rosie O’donnell? Heather Wilson?

  51. hobospacejunkie says at 7:19 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Tommmcatt: How ’bout a midget in a bikini?

  52. donner_froh says at 7:25 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Why won’t the dems figure it out? Grassley and the rest of the scoundrels on his side of the aisle aren’t interested in policy–they simply want to stop anything that Obama puts forward.

    The dems are trying to reason with insane people. It never works.

  53. Formerly Fred says at 8:17 pm, August 17th, 2009

    Will he vote for it if they include the Pubic Option?

  54. Tommmcatt says at 9:11 pm, August 17th, 2009

    \hobospacejunkie:

    I’d watch anything hosted by a midget in a bikini.

  55. thefrontpage says at 10:53 am, August 18th, 2009

    Who are these assholes claiming health care “socialism?”

    We guess that Medicare and Medicaid–which provide health insurance money for tens of millions of Americans, including conservatives, far-right-wingers and Republicanas–is not socialism? Even though it is government-sponsored, taxpayer-sponsored, tax-money-sponsored health care? Of course it’s not “socialism,” and neither is the Obama administration’s health reform plan.

    Nothing done by the Obama administration is in any way “socialism.” If ignorant people think that the government providing money to help certain institutiions is “socialism,” then, fine, we’ll take out all of the government money that goes to Medicaid, Medicaid, Social Security, education, the military, police departments, fire departments, public works agencies, transportation, planning and zoning, code enforcements, consumer affairs regulations, commerce rules, trade laws, import and export laws, existing health care, social services, corrections, jails, prisons, buses, subways, trains, the postal service, drivers’ license agencies, environmental agencies, fish and wildlife agencies, natural resources, pollution controls, and about 5,000 other government functions.

    Is government sponsoring all of these areas “socialism?”

    Maybe we shouldn’t have any government, and we’ll just live in some crazy, psycho, lawless society. Yes, that would be better.

    These protesters need to shut the hell up, get a life, and stop acting like assholes

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