So once upon a time the inventor of English decided it would be a very clever thing to spell certain dirty(ish) words very much like certain very chaste words. Now as a result, the Punic Wars are constantly and mistakenly referred to as the Pubic Wars, members of the GOP must stress that they are not “Repubicans,” and as to the so-called “public option” for health insurance — it takes a single omitted letter to turn this noble alternative into a snicker-worthy item on a menu of waxing services.
PUBLIC –> PUBIC, that is what we are talking about here.
Anyway, some jackass wrote “No Pubic Option” on a sign and proudly held it up at a healthcare reform protest, and the Raleigh News & Observer kindly cropped that mistake out of a protest photo it ran on its website. However, the image appears INTACT, so to speak, in their print edition. Thank goodness nobody reads the real newspaper anymore!
North Carolina Republicans Still Dumb (After All These Years) [See Tim Blog]
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Not Republicans My Ass – NoRMA!
LANDING STRIP OPTIONS FOR ALL
No Pubic Option? Is that the rallying cry for the Abstinence Only movement?
We already tried to reject the pubic option, but Thomas was appointed to the Supreme Court anyway.
Proof reading is for elitists.
Can someone get a better scan of that paper?
That’s priceless.
I see the sign holder is wearing her Ann Coulteresque LBD, which really shouldn’t be worn until after 5.
Rubes.
I’m in favor of the Pubic Option: these hate-filled ignorami should all, collectively, eat a large bag of lightly salted poison rat dicks.
[Internet meme ©2009 Jim Newell. All rights reserved. For which he will receive a little nothing extra in his paycheck.]
Thinking about anything pubic wrt most birthers, neo-fucks and fat ass middle aged haters makes me rather sick. Just SAY NO!
Yes, only real Merkins care about the Pubic Option…
NOBAMA = Pubic Enemy No. 1
She could be a libtard infiltrating the protest to mock the protesters. I think waving a sign with the word ‘Pubic’ in front of a bunch of self righteous simpletons is a master stroke. Hey, somebody needs to make a sign with the word ‘Stroke’ used as a double entendre and take it to a health care rally.
I can’t buy Truck Nutz with pubic hair, so these people have already won.
I agree with the protester. Pubes are just gross. They should be banned/shaved/whatever.
[re=388055]Min[/re]: Rubes with no pubes?
Eelitists!
The sad thing is, about 90% of Americans, when given that photo to look at, wouldn’t find the error.
The pubic is pretty much none the wiser.
The Pubic Option is the name of my new alt-indy-rock band. I’ll make sure we never play Raleigh.
Oh, Christ. You’d have to go to a massage parlor in Beijing to get a single-payer, socialist pubic option. Who has time for that these days?
She probably learned to spell in a pubic school.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T-J2hjN2HaE/SodM4KNjXOI/AAAAAAAACCw/SD15ws18GoE/s1600/asignnando.jpg
I am struck by the sad woman in the wheel chair. Who dragged her to the rally to say,”Yeah, I love my pre-existing condition!”?
So there are protests in the Pubic Triangle? I am a bit confused as to why Edinburgh’s strip club area would be concerned with U.S. health care plans.
This Tim fella has a better picture up at his site. One of the protesters in the background has a “Where’s the Birth Certificate Sign.” Also, everyone is white.
I am personally shocked at the vulva level of pubic intercourse in this cuntry. The fundemental issue of decency is seminal in getting over the hump of clapping and ejeculation of the masses as they spew their vitriol as a distraction of the rump issues. The head of the matter is in our hands.
Thank you.
No bikini waxes without representation!
[re=388081]Rodney Badger[/re]: Tim likes to mess with Blingee also.
It’s too bad these people no longer have the option of voting for Jesse Helms as their Senator. The North Carolina racist cracker population may as well move to Kentucky if they really want their voices heard.
[re=388054]Vacation Without Hats[/re]: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/pspauld/BlogPix/puboptionnc.jpg
They also had to crop the corn dog out of her mouth.
No Pubic Options!
No Pubic Soap Klingons!
Maybe we should bring back pubic executions.
[re=388091]S.Luggo[/re]: Brilliant. Thanks.
I see there is a birth certificate sign as well. I’d like to see these people’s birth certificates- is it legal if your parents are also siblings?
Cleavage must be destroyed.
Pubic options are part of those god damn scholiast policies: http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s129/PeaceNikki72/scholiastpolicies.jpg
[re=388064]The Church of Realism[/re]: Hair Donuts for All!
[re=388059]memzilla[/re]: Better yet, they should all come down with the Pubonic Plague.
[re=388083]liquiddaddy[/re]: Twat? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion.
The black dress, the bob, and not being morbidly obese all point to libtard provocateur.
I told my last girlfriend, “No Pubic Option” so she went Brazilian.
These Town Hall pictures could easily be turned into a racist version of Where’s Waldo.
[re=388106]american mutt[/re]: I told mine “No Single Payer” so we split the bill.
[re=388101]biggiantannoyingthing[/re]: The other sign is better. Truly Palinesque.
Where’s the Coke can?
Daily Show bread and butter. Also, I believe I’ve had my shots for scholio.
[re=388085]imissopus[/re]: A clean triangle is a free triangle.
[re=388106]american mutt[/re]:
How did you know she’d be your last girlfriend?
Pubic Option = hermaphrodite?
I oppose. It would cut down on pr0n revenues.
We need a children’s treasury of regrettable signage throughout American protesting history. Here’s a few to start it off with:
http://www.doic.net/halfwit/photo-get-a-brain-morans.jpg
http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/politicalwhore/files/2009/07/obama-half-breed-muslin.jpg
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/05/k09zrt-topstory20503.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IQiyoaS67kY/SaxBHYpiZXI/AAAAAAAABAI/85netDegEPk/s400/LPgS0y1ul7ygy5d0vxNefGIm_500.png
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8113/misspell1.jpg
I’m sure there’s tons more…..
[re=388110]user-of-owls[/re]: And the protester is getting tea-bagged makes it a trifecta. Also.
Liberals are always trying to wax and bend.
Does it bother any of you other elitists in here that the Raleigh News & Observer editors managed to put a city with a state in the headline in an analagous fashion? Or am I the only freak?
[re=388090]Cape Clod[/re]: You know Jesse Helms is smiling up at them from his toasty spot in Hateys.
That’s the difficulty when you are morally dead-set against so many things: your hatred for gay marriage is bound to influence your opinion on health care. I’m surprised that she didn’t make her feelings about masturbation (“single player”) known too.
RoscoePColtraine: It only bothers me from Schenectady to Colorado.
They can have my pubic option when they pry it from my cold dead hands! (I heard thats what they had to do with David Carradine, BTW.)
[re=388122]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: The pubic of Raleigh have it over the Veneris of Montana
[re=388122]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: All the way from Bangor to mighty Maine…
[re=388125]CapnFatback[/re]: HA! If her sign had said that, we’d be all over “which wonktard made the paper!”
[re=388055]Min[/re]: That expression makes her look like a blow-up doll. And not a particularly attractive one, either. Too. As well.
[re=388085]imissopus[/re]: Merkins for ‘Murkins?
Now I’m really confused, I thought Pubic Options had something to do with Hedge Funds.
The tea baggers in Vermont are all ‘right to lifers’…they protest against children having health care. I guess they are for the right to life, then the right to be sick and get no care. and die. the end.
I am for a limited public option. Although it is sometimes nice to have a no pubic option, a limited pubic option is a little more classy.
[re=388154]groove[/re]: “…for a limited pubic option” dammit. Even when I try I can’t fail as hard as the failbags in the newspaper.
[re=388064]The Church of Realism[/re]: FTW…You are now my god…
[re=388048]Dr. Spaceman[/re]: You win the poltical Neologism of the day contest! We needed a word for that!
Aha, now the section in the healthcare bill covering Obama’s Depilatory Panel starts to make sense.
http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/2009/08/17/20090817obama-scene.html – S.C. is filled with pubic-hating cowards. Come to AZ where we know about phallic symbols.
This did not work for Bristol, it will not work for ‘Murica.
REPUBLICANS FOR BRAZILIAN WAXATION
[re=388130]V572625694[/re]: Nice FST riff
Right now there are 69 comments. Ha ha ha ha.
I’m confused as usual. Is she worried Obama care will put an end to her Medicare-paid for Brazilian waxes??? Is this why the oldsters are upset?
On a more serious note, if the public option goes down, I’ll be especially glad that it was due to the efforts of retarded people like this!
FOR THE LAST TIME, GET THE DAM GUBMENT OUTTA MY PUBES
[re=388184]El Pinche[/re]: No waxation without representation!
[re=388122]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I’m surprised they have a newspaper that isn’t the PennySaver- do you expect them to have editors- or even know that Montana isn’t a city?
I don’t see what the big deal is. Res pubica is a fine old Latin phrase meaning ‘pubic matters’
[re=388064]The Church of Realism[/re]: I’m one of the elite few who got that joke. Well done! Toupee! I mean, touche!
Without the Pubic Option there would be no buttsechs.
A well treed slope is not conducive to beginner’s skiing.
Think of the children.
“Doug Ducharme, of Tempe, was one of those yelling.
“This has nothing to do with the president being Black,” he said. “My ex-wife is Black.”
I don’t believe the sign was an error. These people are serious about stamping out the nasties! Only leftists like sex….or well, you know, admit it.
[re=388091]S.Luggo[/re]: From the position of her mouth, I think I understand why she’s against the pubic option.
[re=388181]Gopherit[/re]: w00h00!
Go us!
We’ve got a BLACK guy with TWO GUNS!
What’s next wingnutz?
A Messican aborted fetus in a tank?
An Asiatic parapalegic with a flamethrower?
No surprise. Repugnants always had an appetite for the prepubescent.
Boy, that looks like Little Rock. That has nothing to do with health care. But that sign does have to do with not paying attention in class and not doing your homework. I will pass that picture out on the first day back to school. I expect intense focus on studies for 2009-2010 school year.
You know, she almost looks like Rielle Hunter in the blurry picture. That gives a whole new dimension to No Pubic Option. Suck on it Edwards!
[re=388181]Gopherit[/re]: Or Nebraska’s Penis on the Plains.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebraska_State_Capitol
[re=388064]The Church of Realism[/re]: You, sir or madam, have truly been touched by the Muse.
So I guess that’s what “triangle” refers to in that sign.
It currently cost me a “co-pay” of $50 just to get someone to dress up as a nurse and give me a pubic option. Surely Sen. Ensign and Vitters are in favor of a government funded pubic option? Finally, bipartisanship in the face of crazies.
just when it can’t get any stupider and then it does.
Fashion tip, the little black dress theorem falls apart when your sign indicates you’re dumber than…wait do you come here often?
I’d hit that, pubes or no pubes.
WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!! If you think the liberals are laughing at us now, just wait until we have to teabag without recourse to scrotal electrolysis. Yeah it hurts, but all the best things in life do, no??
Aren’t pubes already covered? Isn’t that why underpants were invented?
[re=388068]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: Only because pubic hair is not yet legal tender. Ameros will be made of pubic hair.
[re=388078]Gopherit[/re]: She’s disabled and therefore most likely on Medicare. She’s there to make sure the gummint keeps its hands off’n her MedieCare
They can scrub the site all they like…
The Google cache is a wonderful thing!
http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:siXGd09_zTgJ:blogs.newsobserver.com/multi/first-look-health-care-opponents-protest-in-raleigh+Raleigh+News+%26+Observer+protest&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
Oh yeah, you gotta love that! What’s a roman soldier with hair on his teeth? “Glad he ate her”, get it? gladiator…ha ha
Why do librulz hate the wall to wall carpeting?
[re=388731]the problem child[/re]: What?? no no no, we like our kitty kats every which way: hirsute or freshly mowed, it’s all good
Oh, Elizabeth Jade
I love the way your triangle’s displayed…
——–from Elizabeth Jade
by Robin Hitchcock
(from the album Jewels for Sophia)
T
Bless your snide heart. Maybe pointing out things like this is a cheap shot but these people are begging for it, in my humble opinion.
A friend of mine tipped me off to this post because I recently wrote one of my own about Gillette and Schick using some suggestive phrases and images in their bid to sell pubic hair trimmers. I’ve never done this shameless link thing before but check it out if you feel the urge.
http://www.magicksandwich.org/2009/08/magick-monday-manscaping.html
Who are these assholes claiming health care “socialism?”
We guess that Medicare and Medicaid–which provide health insurance money for tens of millions of Americans, including conservatives, far-right-wingers and Republicanas–is not socialism? Even though it is government-sponsored, taxpayer-sponsored, tax-money-sponsored health care? Of course it’s not “socialism,” and neither is the Obama administration’s health reform plan.
Nothing done by the Obama administration is in any way “socialism.” If ignorant people think that the government providing money to help certain institutiions is “socialism,” then, fine, we’ll take out all of the government money that goes to Medicaid, Medicaid, Social Security, education, the military, police departments, fire departments, public works agencies, transportation, planning and zoning, code enforcements, consumer affairs regulations, commerce rules, trade laws, import and export laws, existing health care, social services, corrections, jails, prisons, buses, subways, trains, the postal service, drivers’ license agencies, environmental agencies, fish and wildlife agencies, natural resources, pollution controls, and about 5,000 other government functions.
Is government sponsoring all of these areas “socialism?”
Maybe we shouldn’t have any government, and we’ll just live in some crazy, psycho, lawless society. Yes, that would be better.
These protesters need to shut the hell up, get a life, and stop acting like assholes.
Hillbilly Mob: stop health care reform NOW! Everything you liberals propose is downright SOCIALIST!
Us (mustering awesome rhetorical riposte): If y’all hate socialism so much, then how’s about we just repeal Medicare, Social Security and V.A. medical?? Hmm??
Greek Chorus (comprised of Ron Paul, Grover Norquist, Ronald Reagan & Phil Gramm): We thought you’d never ask!
[re=388151]trickyrick[/re]: Well, if G-d loves you, you won’t be sick and you will be rich. Lots of born-agains think along those lines.
[re=389101]thefrontpage[/re]: I suppose their next step will be emigrating to Somalia. The pirates need blonde harlots, don’t you think?
NPR, August 11th – Obama Says His Health Plan Won’t ‘Pull The Plug On Grandma’
Vancouver Sun, August 14th – The Fraser Health Authority confirmed Thursday it intends to cut surgeries, seniors’ programs and services for the mentally ill to help deal with a budget shortfall of up to $160 million. http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Fraser+Health+Authority+confirms+cutbacks+surgeries+services/1892143/story.html
Flashback! Soylent Green is Grandma…. “The Fraser Health Authority will pay $616,000 in carbon tax this year, rising to $821,000 next year, officials there said.” http://spectator.org/blog/2009/06/11/another-green-policy-that-lead
SDA
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