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Five Years After ‘Gay American’ Scandal, McGreevey Just Some Christian Dude

August 14, 2009 - 1:37pm

Best philandering governor of '04 BLAST YOU JIM McGREEVEY. Once upon a time the former governor of New Jersey was so funny, with his exotic “gay American” ethnicity and his alleged sexyhot TGI Friday’s Three-for-Alls with his wife and another dude. But now he is just some nice seminary student trying to help ex-cons re-enter the workforce, and you can’t really wring a lot of comedy out of that. Read the interview anyway! He seems like a nice man! Nicer than shitty old Jon Corzine. [Inside Jersey Magazine]

rambone

you can’t really wring a lot of comedy out of that

But that could be more than enough plot for a gay porno or four

Joshua Norton

now he is just some nice seminary student trying to help ex-cons re-enter the workforce,

Which would explain the name-tag that says “Hi. My name is Workforce”.

Gallowglass

Dammit. We always lose the interesting ones, but we’re stuck with Mark “Got the house to myself so I can whack off in any room I want” Sanford.

ForTheTurnstiles

Will someone please explain to me what New Jersey is for? It seems like a storage locker for people with irritating vowels and pants that don’t fit right.

AbstinenceOnly Ed

TGI Friday’s serves up some delicious COCKtales. You should try the “NJGuv”— it’s a cosmopolitan stirred by a man’s penis.

FlownOver

OK, let’s fine-tune Warhol: In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes – then not, then later famous again for just long enough for everybody to say “Who? Oh, yeah.”

Witness the power of this fully armed and operational Regional Magazine!

Dave J.

I hope the former Mrs. McGreevey knows that there is a certain empty governor’s mansion down south of New Jersey that could use some serious sparkin’.

AbstinenceOnly Ed

[re=386575]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: not a dog’s penis, that’s called a Santorum.

JadedDIssonance

Damn you Wonkett, for showing me these snapshots of happiness that trifle with my everlasting soul!

Min

There’s some serious bitterness in the responses to that article. I don’t know if it’s due to McGreevey’s perfidy, anti-gay sentiment, or simply being forced to live in NJ, but it’s pretty damn toxic.

x111e7thst

2004 = Sexy sex in three-for-alls
2009 = Serious seminary student
2011 = Murderous meth fueled rampage in a suburban mall or parochial school

ummm

[re=386590]Min[/re]: I think it’s from living in New Jersey.

queeraselvis v 2.0

[re=386590]Min[/re]: You think that’s bad. Read the comments on the linked article about his even-lower-than-low current popularity. Scary stuff.

Lionel Hutz Esq.

But now he is just some nice seminary student trying to help ex-cons re-enter the workforce,

How does sharing stories about prison blow jobs help ex-cons re-enter the workforce?

Regina

“on a recent gray morning ..” Anybody else misread that?

WadISay

There’s an Inside Jersey magazine? Shouldn’t it be Inside Fucking Jersey? Opening the cover can’t be for the faint of heart.

Patty Dumpling

I guess Love Won Out yet again…

Roger3815

He’s an embarrassment to bisexuals everywhere.

bitchincamaro

I’m torn between remembering McGrievous as the ambisexual, fast-food filching, orgyist, or the Jeebus-loving spreader of The Word to his flock.

O.K. I’m no longer torn.

Chain Tattoo

Look to the future, and you will see New Jersey!
Illinois thinks it’s got some kinda lock on the shitty politician thing, but Ronnie Blago is strictly amateur by Jersey standards.
Nice try South Carolina, but the Garden State still roolz.

Every politician in the land of the mighty Turnpike is either under indictment, in the closet, or controlled by the mob.

Patty Dumpling

Time for a very respectful, hetero-erotic two-for-all. At a Cracker Barrel.

Les Paultard

As long as they don’t take the First Lady Sandwich off the menu at TGIF.

norbizness

We tried to pull a Donald Draper, but it’s hard with a name like McSkeevy.

Country Club Jihadi

TGIF now serves up a hot loaf called ‘The Body of Jim, The Bread of Heaven’.