Five Years After ‘Gay American’ Scandal, McGreevey Just Some Christian Dude

1. you can’t really wring a lot of comedy out of that

   But that could be more than enough plot for a gay porno or four

2. now he is just some nice seminary student trying to help ex-cons re-enter the workforce,

   Which would explain the name-tag that says “Hi. My name is Workforce”.

3. Dammit. We always lose the interesting ones, but we’re stuck with Mark “Got the house to myself so I can whack off in any room I want” Sanford.

4. Will someone please explain to me what New Jersey is for? It seems like a storage locker for people with irritating vowels and pants that don’t fit right.

5. TGI Friday’s serves up some delicious COCKtales. You should try the “NJGuv”— it’s a cosmopolitan stirred by a man’s penis.

6. OK, let’s fine-tune Warhol: In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes – then not, then later famous again for just long enough for everybody to say “Who? Oh, yeah.”

   Witness the power of this fully armed and operational Regional Magazine!

7. I hope the former Mrs. McGreevey knows that there is a certain empty governor’s mansion down south of New Jersey that could use some serious sparkin’.

8. [re=386575]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: not a dog’s penis, that’s called a Santorum.

9. Damn you Wonkett, for showing me these snapshots of happiness that trifle with my everlasting soul!

10. There’s some serious bitterness in the responses to that article. I don’t know if it’s due to McGreevey’s perfidy, anti-gay sentiment, or simply being forced to live in NJ, but it’s pretty damn toxic.

11. 2004 = Sexy sex in three-for-alls
    2009 = Serious seminary student
    2011 = Murderous meth fueled rampage in a suburban mall or parochial school

12. [re=386590]Min[/re]: I think it’s from living in New Jersey.

13. [re=386590]Min[/re]: You think that’s bad. Read the comments on the linked article about his even-lower-than-low current popularity. Scary stuff.

14. But now he is just some nice seminary student trying to help ex-cons re-enter the workforce,

    How does sharing stories about prison blow jobs help ex-cons re-enter the workforce?

15. “on a recent gray morning ..” Anybody else misread that?

16. There’s an Inside Jersey magazine? Shouldn’t it be Inside Fucking Jersey? Opening the cover can’t be for the faint of heart.

17. I guess Love Won Out yet again…

18. He’s an embarrassment to bisexuals everywhere.

19. I’m torn between remembering McGrievous as the ambisexual, fast-food filching, orgyist, or the Jeebus-loving spreader of The Word to his flock.

    O.K. I’m no longer torn.

20. Look to the future, and you will see New Jersey!
    Illinois thinks it’s got some kinda lock on the shitty politician thing, but Ronnie Blago is strictly amateur by Jersey standards.
    Nice try South Carolina, but the Garden State still roolz.

    Every politician in the land of the mighty Turnpike is either under indictment, in the closet, or controlled by the mob.

21. Time for a very respectful, hetero-erotic two-for-all. At a Cracker Barrel.

22. As long as they don’t take the First Lady Sandwich off the menu at TGIF.

23. We tried to pull a Donald Draper, but it’s hard with a name like McSkeevy.

24. TGIF now serves up a hot loaf called ‘The Body of Jim, The Bread of Heaven’.

25. Every day almost every story is poetic counterpoint to that townhall street poet’s unrhymed couplet: Jam it down our throats in 2009/We’ll stick it up your ass in 2010.

26. Yeah, nothing gay has Ever happened in a seminary.

27. [re=386635]Chain Tattoo[/re]:

    And there’s good old Chris Christie of Rove Attorney Scandal fame waiting in the wings to take over as Governor.

    Good times.

28. [re=386660]Suds McKenzie[/re]:

    They just have a looser definition of “praying” than the rest of us do. Those crazy, fun-loving Catholics.

29. Well, there is some precedent for gay Irish guys to go for religious vocations.

30. I’ll volunteer to take his former hotwife to Applebys…. maybe we’ll order the creampie.

31. [re=386693]Hedley Lamar[/re]: That’s “big” of you.

32. [re=386572]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: New Jersey is for burying the bodies you killed in New York

33. [re=386705]bitchincamaro[/re]: Yeah, I thought it was mighty white of him, too.

34. [re=386748]zenferret[/re]: the bodies I killed in New York… during kinhin

35. Didn’t she claim to not know he was gay? I’m sorry, but one look at that photo and my gaydar is pegged in the red zone.

36. [re=386779]pondscum[/re]: Maybe she just liked pegging his red zone?

37. [re=386599]ummm[/re]: I agree. That would do it for me.

38. What do you mean you can’t find comedy in this story? Send it off to Red State and see what they come up with. People who are annoyed by compassion will definitely come up with something high-larious.

39. Ah, the church, the closeted man’s best friend since about 400 a.d. Remember, you can’t spell “seminary” without “semin” (sp.)

40. She already has the strained smile of a political wife.

41. [re=387293]zhubajie[/re]: i’d be willing to volunteer to make it wider.

42. Quite possibly the most unsurprising news of the year. Gay, Irish-Catholic former gov goes to seminary. Why knock me over with a feather. Oh, shit; I’ve just double entendred all over the floor.

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