Blogger “Tim C.” has posted an excellent “Child’s Garden of Teabaggery” photo tour at Blue Hampshire depicting insane children holding signs at yesterday’s Portsmouth gun rally. This is our favorite, with the little girl holding up some confusing child-labor slogan right next to a freaking real-life Walter Sobchak describing his consecutive mouth- and anal-rape fantasies. In another photo, a little girl argues for tort reform. [Blue Hampshire]
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New Hampshire is for lovers.
Sheesh! The wingnuts can’t even get ass-to-mouth right!
See, but they’re just a little more tasteful and intelligent than southern ‘baggers; everyone is not draped in an American flag and even if their point isn’t cogent, they can spell.
Well…there is a literal connection.
It’s all about the civility, don’t you know. Please tell me that’s the line for the Death Panel?
I’m betting that the little girl next to AssMan is less prone to believing in fantasy than AssMan is.
Strangely, AssMan is wearing a “Vietnam Veteran” hat. Probably goes to the Veterans Administration for some single payer based healthcare. Probably thinks that the Free Market Fairy pays for all his treatment and not the gubbiment and taxpayers.
New Hampshire: The South of the North.
Is the guy behind the small brainwashed child holding up a sign that says “Cialis Sucks”?
We have one collective ass?
HAHAHAHAHA! Gramps is wearing a Vietnam Veterans cap. Enjoy your socialist-fascist-Nazi-gubmint run healthcare, you fat fuck. Oh, and God bless the troops, also.
Poor girl.
I’m pretty sure that the dude behind her is holding a sign that says “facials suck”, so there must be some kind of public death-by-porno panel provision hidden in the bill.
So, in keeping with the meme of the day, I assume that this public option will destroy the market for privately held death-by-porno panels.
What the hell? It looks like that guy’s legs are on backwards.
I suppose it would be asking too much of people who can’t even handle Darwin that they read Freud. It would save us all a lot of embarrassment.
Also, does that sign behind the kid say “Cialis sucks”?
blue shorts, blue shirt, blue ink on blue poster–you gotta admit, the man can coordinate!
[re=384416]ManchuCandidate[/re]: You win.
I’m not sure, but I think this means everyone’s going to get gonorrhea somehow.
[re=384423]orange[/re]:
No I think it says ‘socialites suck’. Maybe a Paris Hilton reference.
[re=384423]orange[/re]: I believe he’s referring to the country’s ass, which is located in Oklahoma, or Texas.
Would I be stoned by these people if I showed up at one of their rallies with a sign that made a reasonable argument like, “Progressive tax schemes, while preferable in many situations, currently tax the nation’s highest earners at too high a rate.”
I’d do the guy with the sign, but ONLY if I get to donkey-punch him before and after…
[re=384421]AxmxZ[/re]: Well, it certainly doesn’t say “Steroids Suck”.
HEY! Is that the “Chief Bunga-Bunga Bone Nose ObamaCare” pic behind her!?
oh noez! THIS IS ALL DAVID LETTERMAN’S FAULT!!!!!!
*barf*
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3482/3812645821_25c9a21ec6.jpg
lmao
I think Walter showed he was actually pretty well-informed about and willing to engage in substantive policy debate concerning the relative merits and failures of socialist vs lasseiz-faire economic philosophies
Nice shot of Big Birther resting her pink wrapped boobs on the police tape. Hawt!
What’s up with Assman’s legs? Does he have scurvy or rickets?
[re=384434]AKAM80TheWolf[/re]: I once had an irate evangelical winger scold me and tell me that I was a “socialite hussy”. It took me a minute to realize what she meant.
[re=384434]AKAM80TheWolf[/re]: No no. “Racialisms fuck”. It’s an abstract.
[re=384426]Mustang[/re]: Fuckin’ Nam, bro.
[re=384442]Bearbloke[/re]:
I learn so much from you people.
But the little girls understand …
On another messageboard I belong to, the wingnuts started ratcheting up the “crappy Canadian healthcare” crap and the Canadians rallied and seriously and thoroughly bitchslapped the hell out of them. SHUT.THEM.DOWN.
It was a thing of beauty to behold.
And these idiots POSE for the pictures! They’re somehow proud of this. I have never been so fucking embarrassed to be ‘murkin. And what is “Team Limits”? anyway. also.
Facedesk. Wrong thread.
This guy looks pretty tall. I bet he’s thinking, “sure Harry Reid’s a former boxer, but I could get him down and turn him over, it would be fun in fact.”
[re=384455]Kodos[/re]: Genius.
Holy shit, there are some MF’n GEMS on that page. Funny, scary, crazy gems.
[re=384425]KilgoreTrout_XL[/re]: so it’s more like, jam it down our throats, pull it out, jerk off, and blow it in our faces this year, and next year we shall penetrate you anally next year?
I dunno, that sounds a little gay to me. I mean, coming from an old dude in a beard anyway. or is that a cool-guy goatee? whatever.
[re=384429]FredZiffel[/re]: Smurfs protest now?
Free Kool-Aid!
[re=384408]Extemporanus[/re]: You win the Intrawebz for today!
[re=384425]KilgoreTrout_XL[/re]: People think Pearl Harbor was the most damaging attack on American soil by the Japanese, but vets know the battle of Pearl Necklace was far worse.
[re=384467]jetjaguar[/re]: I haz a sad..and an urge to punch people. Lots of people.
Oh, this is the best one though. But wow — we need to build a big artificial island and tether it somewhere, then have an anti-healthcare rally on it and cut the sucker loose. I think that would solve most of our problems.
[re=384437]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: If it ain’t as high as when His High Holiness Saint Ronald of Reagan was prez, then it ain’t high enough. Unless it’s going to that unwinnable war in Afghanistan or to make nukuler bombs. Then it’s way too high for everyone.
Poor kid. She doesn’t yet realize she will spend her life working at the local 7-11 to pay for Assman’s medicare. If she happens to get sick, well she’ll just have to medicate herself with Nyquil and Pabst Blue Ribbon.
[re=384477]SayItWithWookies[/re]:
That is fucking brilliant! The truth is funnier than the ‘tardation.
That sign’s not just ABOUT dick…I think that guy IS Philip K. Dick himself! I knew he couldn’t really be dead!
[re=384421]AxmxZ[/re]: Oh crap sorry. Didn’t see that.
He probably hates socialized medicine ever since the VA put his legs on backwards after the war.
When did Ben Afleck go wingnuts??
What’s with the “Cial(is)(F)uck” sign on the right side. Or is it “Cialis Duck”?
That guy is the most bowl-legged person on the planet.
these wingnuts have no sense of humor…heh,heh…and that may be their weakness http://obrag.org/?p=10996
All this tea-bagging, all this sucking, all these subconscious sexual metaphors sprouting throughout Wingnutland – it’s almost as though these people feel impotent or something.
[re=384494]Better American Than You[/re]: Oh, I just noticed that this duck was flogged earlier. Sorry.
I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
[re=384421]AxmxZ[/re]: no, it says “special ducks.” it’s a new hampshire thing, something to do with living free and dying hard.
[re=384426]Mustang[/re]: You’d stand like that too, if you had as much ass-play as this guy.
so, i guess i’m afraid to ask, but don’t these people who keep showing up (early) for these damn “events” have, like, jobs? doesn’t anyone anymore?
Shouldn’t someone report the parents of the little girl with the sign that says: Obama lies, grandma dies – to child services. I am prety sure that is child abuse.
[re=384421]AxmxZ[/re]: You can’t spell Socialism without Cialis!
You also can’t spell socialism without “asci limos.”
These are all the people I saw at the NH State Liquor + Sweepstakes Ticket Store south of Portsmouth last week. Drunks and losers.
[re=384498]Hagop[/re]:
As has been noted by MagicTitty, the man is a Viet Vet; probably has been shot up a time or two.
[re=384477]SayItWithWookies[/re]: well worth the price of admission. and don’t he look like he’s having a great time.
[re=384524]Words[/re]: IF he is a vet and was shot up, he gets some of the best single payer health care available.
One of the best things I noticed:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/granitepics/3813480258/sizes/o/
They clearly wrote “Hitler did to”, then some other wingnut spellchecked it for them, and they sloppily tried changing the first exclamation mark into another O
The guy with the veteran hat is a fraud, notice his placard is not signed “oorah”! Don’t believe it one bit.
I hate to disagree with the big smurf’s scrawled sign reasoning, but we jammed it down their throats in ’06, up their asses in ’08 and I’m thinking their left eyeballs might be good targets for ’10. After that, from ’12 onward, the big smurf has to wear a leash and crawl around barking like a seal while we finishing socializing America.
[re=384419]PeggyNoonienSingh[/re]: Exactly. I have lived in both NH and NC, and would say that, pound for pound, there are more rednex in NH.
[re=384514]Dreamer[/re]: Her mom looks on like a proud pageant parent. The kid has a future as a WWF ring girl.
I always like the slobs bringing up their kids to be as dumb or dumber than they are( go back to Kenya, will work for deficit). I do love the fatty in pink with the saggy breasts on the police tape(Do I remember her from a PUMA video?). She needs to get together with the buttsecks/oral Vet in the first photo.
[re=384517]Pilate[/re]: “You can’t spell Socialism without Cialis!”
This is the greatest TRUTH ever posted on Wonkette. Not that I know what it means, but WOW!
[re=384539]TeddyS[/re]: No wonder I want to hate-fuck the ‘big smurf’ – I had a strange interest in Papa Smurf back in the day also… now please return to your meals after you finish vomiting…
Anal is a theme with Rushbo again today:
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200908120026
I heard his description of bending over, grabbing his ankles and getting something rammed down his throat and I laughed. Then I got a mental picture of it and I threw up in my mouth a little.
[re=384556]Better American Than You[/re]:
“Pilate: “You can’t spell Socialism without Cialis!”
I know I absolultely love this! Bumper Sticker time. Bring it to the Hate Halls! Send it to Cnn & Gupta.
You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
Whatever he jams up libruls’ ass will be farted into a champagne glass and swallowed by-I don’t know-Vitter?
Another old coot/dirty old man on Medicare and Social Security afraid he’s going to have to pay for his Viagara and porn himself. I just want to slap them now.
May I pose a serious question to my fellow Wonktards? Occasionally, health reform opponents find a Canadian who sought treatment in the USA and now owes the fact they are “alive today” to their ability to be treated sooner than the six month wait they would have faced in Canada – with it’s free socialized medicine. This Canadian is used as a prop for why the Canadian system sucks and our system rocks. They were able to get right in and be seen, they will say.
So, doesn’t this beg the question of how did they pay for their treatment? Did they just pull out their checkbook and pay the doctor? Did they have insurance? Did the American doctor treat them as a charity case?
I can’t be the only person struck by this lack of pertinent information.
See, last summer these people had plenty of McCain/Palin Rallies to attend. Health Reform has given these poor lost white folks something to do this year for their “staycations” ! They look like they are having a fantastic time working against their own self-interest.
“You can’t spell Socialism without Cialis!”
Tell me about. I found that out on message boards that are programmed to filter out words like Cialis and send them to moderation. It’s frustrating x 10.
Who’s he kidding? With those bow-legs, he’s obviously had plenty up his ass already in 2009.
Those bowed legs are just his naturally wide stance.
[re=384633]wickedmessenger[/re]: Hmmm, It looks like the oompa loompa dance to me.
[re=384616]RoscoePColtraine[/re]:
“Did they just pull out their checkbook and pay the doctor?”
Paid for by Dick Army, Big Pharma, Health Insurance Faux News etc.. & that ilk most likely. It’s like when they pay off someone like Gennifer Flowers. The ole Rove/Atwater Rethug waltz.
I don’t hear the angry voices on the side of sanity at all. Where are they? There should be sane people at Hate Halls screaming down the screamers. This is looking very very bad for this administration to allow this month plus of insanity. The news is covering the mayhem wall to wall 24/7. Then Prez will go to Martha’s Vineyard for vacation & we will get split screens of screaming crazies who will get worse not better & Prez lounging on the beach. Congress & the White House should have worked on this & given up their vacations. Period. Paging Teddy Roosevelt.
Also seen at a New Hampshire protest:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/cena%20riot%20sign/Juggalolee/CenaSign.jpg
These guys are really all over the place, but at least that’s a message I can get behind.
[re=384616]RoscoePColtraine[/re]:
One of the reasons why US America is so “wonderful” when it comes to dealing with “waiting” lists is because not many folks have access to treatment which is why there is a long wait for things that everyone needs such as arthroscopic surgery. What the Canada City healthcare system is very good at is dealing with the preventative side of things, ensuring that things stay within healthy parameters via treatment and early diagnosis.
A friend of mine had a brain tumor (fatal) and was not denied care or forced to go on a waiting list. They did what they could for him, but the tumor had metastasized and was killing him elsewhere.
My guess is that the Canada City “victim” was bought and paid for and/or was willing to be used as pawn. The reason why I’m so interested in your healthcare problems is that the same assholes who are behind those who scream about “Obamacare” are also the same ones who have tried to gut our healthcare system.
[re=384616]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: i get smacked upside the head by the lack of pertinent information every godamned day in this sadly misguided land. who are these legendary canadians? names, i want names (so i can add them to the death panel’s list). and i want to see verifiable billing and payment records, certified and notarized with supporting affidavits. none of this copies of copies bullshit. and getting smacked down by a blinding light on the road to damascus would be a nice touch, if that can be pulled off. then maybe i’ll give some consideration to belief.
[re=384616]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I’m assuming they paid themselves. Proving that if you have access to piles of money, you can get good care.
In other news, water is wet.
[re=384616]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: There are instances where emergency treatment is closer in the US simply due to the size of Canada and the low population densities in some areas. Also, there are some shortages apparently in radiation techs, which also gets their people brought here for treatment. However, in both cases, the Canadian system would pay for it.
“We The People ARE the Government” next to “Abolish Fed Government” = these people support the death panel. Or am I missing something.
Asshole’s cap says “Vietnam Veteran”. Guess he already has his government-funded health care and doesn’t want to share.
[re=384677]glamourdammerung[/re]: Right, I understand that they came over, and I also understand that they didn’t have to wait as long for an appointment. Fine. What I don’t understand is who paid for it. Seems like the obvious question to ask, but when the example is given for why we don’t want free or affordable health care for everybody in this country, shouldn’t this vital, missing part of the story be told?
And, btw, usually it’s a case of life-threatening illness, such as cancer, not emergency care.
Oldie McNaughtysign has bowed legs. Hmmmm
No, it isn’t, it can’t be, but I think it is, its that Mark Sanford gay “Outspokin” Appalician trail hiking shirt on the chubby kid. Maybe I’m just imagining.
Someone put that girl to work! She can empty the spittoons.
[re=384694]Birdcrash[/re]: And is he willing to be logically consistent and give up his Gouvernment-funded health care? I understand the the Veterans’ System is the only example of TRUE Socialist Medicine in the US, where the Drs are Gouvernment employees, and every hospital and all objects within are owned by Gouvernment.
[re=384719]widget09[/re]: could be. looks like he spilled something on it, too. if he’s going to be against healthcare coverage, he needs to start working on that chub factor before the side-effects (diabetes, obesity, heart disease, stroke, crippling self-loathing) set in.
God I love Jorts.
How about that guy with the pack of Marlboros in his pocket.All those putridly fat fucks, some diabetes and high blood pressure there.Uploading the pictures to Aetna.com now.Kickback for services rendered to follow.
[re=384752]slappypaddy[/re]: Becha! he don’t kiss his mom with that mouth.
My understanding (via my Canadian friends fwiw) is that if a Canuk is sent to the US for treatment it’s because it’s the closest available specialist for their treatment. The Canadian healthcare system pays for it. And it rarely happens.
Does anyone else remember the charter busses of Amerikan old-timers clogging up the border crossings a few years ago? Seeking those socialist low-cost Canadian drugs ?
[re=384763]natteringnabomb[/re]:
“Uploading the pictures to Aetna.com now.Kickback for services rendered to follow.”
Ha. Ha.
That’s how the richest people on Earth: The insurance/pharmacy companies want us: sick, old, bypass needin’ slaves to lipitor/cialis. Did you see that fat ass at the NH town hall yesterday whining about having to take Generic Cholesterol drugs to the Prez of the United States? Howz about some grilled chicken and yogurt? THEY WANT US SICK.
Also seen at the New Hampshire protest:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_drUMJ9HF-tQ/SLWvzXcR7wI/AAAAAAAADdc/y-9zC9OEIKk/s400/D-fence.jpg
[re=384706]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: AFTER 6 MONTHS OF GETTIN FUCKED IN THE ASS WITH THE CONSTITUTION BY NOBAMA , WHAT DA YOU EXPECT?!1!
[re=384477]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Oh lord, I just love the “JUST GIVE US THE SAME HEALTH PLAN AS CONGRESS” sign. The lack of comprehension is to die for.
If Rickets McGee ate the same simple Omega-3 fatty acid-rich diet the slopes he gunned down during Operation Pegasus, he might not have to have had ChiCom-subsidized VA quintuple bypass surgery.
“as”
And you can’t spell socialism without msilacos. Wait. If you looked in a mirror while drawing your sign with craynon, maybe. That dumb chick did cut a reverse B in her cheek, and they’re all related.
Looky his tiny head!
Will work for deficit.” Glad to hear that, little girl, because thanks to that big bumhead George W and his playmates, you, your children and your grand children are going to have to do just that.
Now, go play on the freeway…
the guy holding the sign’s legs are so bow-legged he looks like he’s had what his sign describes done to him a few times
The govt should first stop this kind of protests by children who don’t even understand what they are actually protesting for….http://bit.ly/invest_portfolio
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