Disgusting wingnut diaper-fetishist hooker-user David Vitter says he is super excited about wingnuts yelling at him, at one of these Town Hall KKK Rallies. He’s even bringing extra diapers, because he’s already planning on jacking off and pooping in a series of diapers, while old people who really need diapers yell about how they will officially renounce Medicare and die, like patriots, at the Superdome.
KILL THE BLACKS! And bring some extra Depends for Big Shitter David Vitter, America’s Diaperman! [The Hill/Daily Kingfish]
Say what you will about Vitter, and there’s plenty to say, he must have the balls of Satan to keep appearing in public knowing his diaper poop fetish is the only reason anyone even pays attention to him. Or more likely the public humiliation is part & parcel of his kink, and turns him on even more. So yeah, he’s probably got a raging stiffie at every press conference. Someone please tell me he won’t get re-elected.
This Town hall klan meeting appears to have been held in a church auditorium.
And why only white peeps? I thought the GOP/KKK admitted black peeps now.
[re=384069]hobospacejunkie[/re]: ahh, but he is a ‘reformed sinner’, just like Bush. He prayed to Jeebus, and now he is all better. The devil made him do it and Jeebus rescued him.
Advice for those who need a little encouragement to hunt down these dickwads and ram a pitch fork through them:
Download all nine minutes of the Baltimore Symphony version of “La Marseillaise” along with the lyrics. Listen to it several times, reading the words in English then memorize the chorus in French.
If that sucker doesn’t make you want to ram a pitch fork through a Republican, nothing will. The French cold know how to create a blood stirring, blood thirsty national anthem.
Another word of advice, if this is encouraging you to surf national anthems: Skip “Oh, Canada”. It’s as sweet and bland as our neighbors to the north, those bastards with their national health care and cheap medicine.
America truly has the government it deserves. We’ve become a nation of screaming halfwits. Seniors on medicare complaining about health care reforms they were begging for 4 years ago and crying about “government run” health care makes them look like senile old fools. How quickly they forget.
The party of angry mobs is all for angry mobs — great. Like crazy girlfriends, they’re lots of fun until they suddenly decide they’re not going to do what you want them to, and then the trouble starts.
I’m getting tired of these Nazis and Hitler comparisons.
They are warping my mind.
I just called my dog a damn fucking Nazi for going into the cat litter box and eating the poopies.
[re=384103]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Very true. And as Major Strasser found out in “Casablanca”, Nazi drinking songs are no match for the power of “La Marseillaise”.
[re=384125]Paul Tardy[/re]: Um, because Eric Prince isn’t funny. Not even a little. He’s a scary, evangelical freak trying to bring about armageddon. Vitter eats his own poop from his diapers. If you were running a humor site, which would you choose?
You paultards are truly pedantic twats, aren’t you?
There was a young pol name of Vitter
Who loved to rile up all the bitters
But behind closed doors
He had to pay whores
To put adult Pampers on his shitter
[re=384109]Scottie[/re]: And keeping the musical theme, Democrats could bring in cannon and start blowing them up while singing “Battle Hymn of the Republic.”
Once a year, our pastor lets us vote for our favorite three hymns and we sing them throughout the summer. One year I decided to fuck with her and chose 1) Battle Hymn of the Republic 2) Onward Christian Soldiers and 3) Rise Up, O Men of God.
Nearly killed her pacifist feminist soul, but she did it, anyway. All on the same Sunday in a medley, just to get done with them.
In fact, the above three hymns might be just the thing to finally urge the Democrats in congress toward that kill button. Was I hallucinating, or a few years ago did Frist and his gang not introduce the threat of doing away with the Censure Rule because of judicial appointments and did McCain and his band of merry “centrists” not negotiate a deal where Bush got most of what he wanted? Are the Democrats completely deaf to history?
[re=384331]Cicada[/re]: and [re=384391]Gopherit[/re]: I’d say those haiku are a tie, or equally close to achieving satori, which is probably a better way to judge a haiku. Next, I call for a villanelle.
And I fear Vitter is a lock for reelection. After all, we’re talking about a state where Mary Landrieu is the GOOD senator.
Disgusting wingnut diaper-fetishist hooker-user David Vitter says he is super excited about wingnuts yelling at him, at one of these Town Hall KKK Rallies. He’s even bringing extra diapers, because he’s already planning on jacking off and pooping in a series of diapers, while old people who really need diapers yell about how they will officially renounce Medicare and die, like patriots, at the Superdome.
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Aren’t these goddamned oldies out of Jitterbug minutes yet?
Say what you will about Vitter, and there’s plenty to say, he must have the balls of Satan to keep appearing in public knowing his diaper poop fetish is the only reason anyone even pays attention to him. Or more likely the public humiliation is part & parcel of his kink, and turns him on even more. So yeah, he’s probably got a raging stiffie at every press conference. Someone please tell me he won’t get re-elected.
Was that Joe The Plumber there with the blue t-shirt?
I bet his porn star opponent’s town halls are a lot better than this.
I knew that picture had the wrong senator on it — good to see the original has finally been revealed.
@ Junior
They like their Jitterbugs because the blacks, like Bronco Bammer, don’t use them.
This Town hall klan meeting appears to have been held in a church auditorium.
And why only white peeps? I thought the GOP/KKK admitted black peeps now.
If he had balls he’d wear the diapers over the pants.
[re=384069]hobospacejunkie[/re]: ahh, but he is a ‘reformed sinner’, just like Bush. He prayed to Jeebus, and now he is all better. The devil made him do it and Jeebus rescued him.
Anyone that would go and applaud Vitter under any circumstances should be put on a FEMA train and fast-tracked to the nearest death panel.
Advice for those who need a little encouragement to hunt down these dickwads and ram a pitch fork through them:
Download all nine minutes of the Baltimore Symphony version of “La Marseillaise” along with the lyrics. Listen to it several times, reading the words in English then memorize the chorus in French.
If that sucker doesn’t make you want to ram a pitch fork through a Republican, nothing will. The French cold know how to create a blood stirring, blood thirsty national anthem.
Another word of advice, if this is encouraging you to surf national anthems: Skip “Oh, Canada”. It’s as sweet and bland as our neighbors to the north, those bastards with their national health care and cheap medicine.
America truly has the government it deserves. We’ve become a nation of screaming halfwits. Seniors on medicare complaining about health care reforms they were begging for 4 years ago and crying about “government run” health care makes them look like senile old fools. How quickly they forget.
I submit that the Republican party should have the tune “Dixie” as the anthem of their 2012 convention.
Extra points too for passing out little “stars and bars” flaglets to the conventioneers to wave at the cameras.
The party of angry mobs is all for angry mobs — great. Like crazy girlfriends, they’re lots of fun until they suddenly decide they’re not going to do what you want them to, and then the trouble starts.
I’m getting tired of these Nazis and Hitler comparisons.
They are warping my mind.
I just called my dog a damn fucking Nazi for going into the cat litter box and eating the poopies.
[re=384103]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Very true. And as Major Strasser found out in “Casablanca”, Nazi drinking songs are no match for the power of “La Marseillaise”.
[re=384105]Roger3815[/re]: Take a deep breath Rog, calm down. These are the 23%ers were seeing here. They are a minority, and yes, they are noisy.
[re=384113]Marlowe[/re]: That’s ludicrous! It’s more like something Karl Marx would have done.
Where is the Noonan thread? Her latest column at WSJ begs to be impaled with mass-snark!
Why is Wonk off so fascinated with Vitter when Eric Prince was running a free sex death cult paid for with US tax payer money?
[re=384103]DustBowlBlues[/re]: The Quebecois version of O Canada is much more ass-kickish.
He’s a shitter, not a quitter
that Diaper Dave Vitter
[re=384125]Paul Tardy[/re]: Um, because Eric Prince isn’t funny. Not even a little. He’s a scary, evangelical freak trying to bring about armageddon. Vitter eats his own poop from his diapers. If you were running a humor site, which would you choose?
You paultards are truly pedantic twats, aren’t you?
Uh,.. somehow you all have been hilarious til now, but this jumps the shark
I cannot wait for the townhalls after Obama decides to take up immigration.
[re=384120]Come here a minute[/re]:
Commie pinko faggot then?
[re=384103]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I prefer Mireille Mathieu’s version of La Marseillaise because the woman rolls her r-s so much they can cut concrete.
[re=384123]Barrett808[/re]: Everybody’s taking a Euro-vacay. She’s probably holed up at some palace in Licktensteen. Th.
Did he hold his town hall in a church so that everyone could bring their guns?
[re=384114]Cape Clod[/re]: Nothing beats national anthems for fictional empires. Except for national anthems for fictional empires SUNG IN ENGRISH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRIAw6LkqlE
There was a young pol name of Vitter
Who loved to rile up all the bitters
But behind closed doors
He had to pay whores
To put adult Pampers on his shitter
[re=384114]Cape Clod[/re]: Totally. Fuck Tomorrow Belongs to Me.
[re=384109]Scottie[/re]: And keeping the musical theme, Democrats could bring in cannon and start blowing them up while singing “Battle Hymn of the Republic.”
Once a year, our pastor lets us vote for our favorite three hymns and we sing them throughout the summer. One year I decided to fuck with her and chose 1) Battle Hymn of the Republic 2) Onward Christian Soldiers and 3) Rise Up, O Men of God.
Nearly killed her pacifist feminist soul, but she did it, anyway. All on the same Sunday in a medley, just to get done with them.
In fact, the above three hymns might be just the thing to finally urge the Democrats in congress toward that kill button. Was I hallucinating, or a few years ago did Frist and his gang not introduce the threat of doing away with the Censure Rule because of judicial appointments and did McCain and his band of merry “centrists” not negotiate a deal where Bush got most of what he wanted? Are the Democrats completely deaf to history?
[re=384263]Cicada[/re]: Bravo! I’m more of a fan of haiku, but that limerick was well done.
[re=384069]hobospacejunkie[/re]:
There is so much wrong with all those images I don’t even know where to start…
An obvious running mate for Santorum in 2012.
I read this to my six year old, who is convinced this was the greatest story in modern history.
Just kidding.
[re=384285]Gopherit[/re]: Haiku? Your wish is my command, good sir:
Diaper Vitter rants
While wearing rubber undies
The Bitters approve
[re=384331]Cicada[/re]: Very nice! Much better than mine.
Teabaggers love him
DC hookers diaper him
Pray for FEMA Trains
Of course he had a friendly crowd, he was speaking to the Federated Union of Street Walkers, Prostitutes and Whore, New Orleans local #136.
[re=384331]Cicada[/re]: and [re=384391]Gopherit[/re]: I’d say those haiku are a tie, or equally close to achieving satori, which is probably a better way to judge a haiku. Next, I call for a villanelle.
And I fear Vitter is a lock for reelection. After all, we’re talking about a state where Mary Landrieu is the GOOD senator.
For the meeting, Vitter packed his death panel of healthcare “experts” with those who still think that hemodialysis is a sissy Greek god.
[re=384103]DustBowlBlues[/re]: The NSK Anthem is das beste in dem welt! It will be played at all death panels, by unanimous decree.
Are his prostitutes allowed into the churches where he speaks?
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