This is not just a wonderful video about .000005% of America’s Youth — most of them are still sitting in front of the video screen eating Crazy Bread, thank Allah! No, this here is part of an exciting contest! Beloved Austin comedian Alex Jones is making all the Truther/Paultard/Birthers do these embarrassing videos, maybe for a prize of some kind?
First, Alex, you must listen to the voice of reason: DO NOT PUT ON JOKER MAKEUP YOU ARE JUST SUPER FAT, DOESN’T WORK.
What you look like, Alex, is John Wayne Gacy. That’s not really “sexy,” if you know what we mean. (And you know what we mean, you sass!)
Did Bill Hicks ever let himself go, Alex? NOOOOOO! Exercise or something, jesus ….
Anyway, Alex Jones is having a contest. The first kid to bother a cop enough to get tazed will get to say “Don’t taze me bro!” while getting tazed. Must be between 16 and 23 to win. Must live at home.