CURIOUS COINCIDENCES  2:24 pm August 11, 2009

Bill Clinton’s Herpes Problem Is Clearing Up Just Fine, Thank You

by Sara K. Smith

As if herpes was his only problem.And thank you to the millions of Drudge readers who sent us this terrible screen shot. You have the minds of reptiles.

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OzoneTom August 11, 2009 at 2:32 pm

Well, that IS something to celebrate!

ManchuCandidate August 11, 2009 at 2:33 pm

Later today, according to Drudge, the CDC will make a announcement that Bill Clinton is the number one herpes vector for brunette rubenesque women aged 25-35.

honkyman August 11, 2009 at 2:37 pm

Well, if he gave the herpes to Kim Jong-Il, at least that was the right and patriotic thang to do.

whiskey tango foxtrot August 11, 2009 at 2:38 pm

Huh. I got nothin.

naveed August 11, 2009 at 2:39 pm

What, no death panel for herpetics?

Lionel Hutz Esq. August 11, 2009 at 2:39 pm

But since Bill gets his health care from the government, this means we get to euthanize him anyway, right? Wouldn’t want Governor Palin to be proven wrong.

Advocatus_Diaboli August 11, 2009 at 2:40 pm

I hope he didn’t pass it on to pantsuit. Oh wait, they haven’t had sex since 1973. Well, still.

Jim89048 August 11, 2009 at 2:46 pm

[re=383337]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: How do we know that ain’t where he got it?

SayItWithWookies August 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Hell, for having 63 in Vegas, herpes seems like he’s getting off easy.

hobospacejunkie August 11, 2009 at 2:48 pm

[re=383337]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: Chelsea’s 36-years-old? I don’t think so.

Jim89048 August 11, 2009 at 2:51 pm

[re=383344]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Where’s her birf certificate?

GreatOldOnesParty August 11, 2009 at 2:53 pm

[re=383344]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Those aren’t freckles.

Decker August 11, 2009 at 2:57 pm

And yet, Drudge is silent on Bush’s syphilis. What’s he hiding?

Vacation Without Hats August 11, 2009 at 3:00 pm

[re=383343]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Herpes? Luxury! Had 17 there once and ended up with the plague AND leprosy! Hit 21 at the blackjack table once and the whole thing fell off. Oh we used to DREAM of gettin only herpes…

Extemporanus August 11, 2009 at 3:02 pm

POLITCO: “Clinton is a sore loser.”

Chickensmack August 11, 2009 at 3:07 pm

[re=383332]naveed[/re]: Look, the idea of death panels is already just tired and worn out, but only because any death panel will be laden with red tape. Do you realize how busy we’d stay, just to kill 1/5 of our population?!

cottage industry, actually…

Mr Blifil August 11, 2009 at 3:11 pm

In the end however, it will be the crabs that kill him.

TGY August 11, 2009 at 3:11 pm


Todd Mecklem August 11, 2009 at 3:12 pm

I’m sure Hillary will be taking questions about this at her next African town hall meeting. Some Birthers, Teabaggers and Death Panelists will probably fly in too just to join in the fun, if any of them actually have passposts…

facehead August 11, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Advocatus_Diaboli August 11, 2009 at 3:16 pm

[re=383344]hobospacejunkie[/re]: So your saying that Janet Reno isn’t the father?

Advocatus_Diaboli August 11, 2009 at 3:19 pm

[re=383366]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: ack! you’re dammit, you’re

OzoneTom August 11, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=383337]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: No wonder Hillz won’t “channel” him.

naveed August 11, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=383357]Chickensmack[/re]: What the hell is the 2nd Amendment good for anyway? Efficient, locally grown MURDER. That’s what.

queeraselvis v 2.0 August 11, 2009 at 3:23 pm

But what about Buddy? WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE DOG?

WadISay August 11, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=383343]SayItWithWookies[/re]: What happens in Vegas stays in your trousers.

KilgoreTrout_XL August 11, 2009 at 3:25 pm

They’re probably the ones who end their posts in “also”.

[Um, shit, that was unintentional, no IP ban please]

Todd Mecklem August 11, 2009 at 3:26 pm

[re=383361]Todd Mecklem[/re]: Passports, not passposts. No, I don’t have Alzheimer’s. Keep that Death Panel away from me…

magic titty August 11, 2009 at 3:28 pm

[re=383343]SayItWithWookies[/re]: There’s a ‘getting off easy in Vegas’ joke in here somewhere…

Suds McKenzie August 11, 2009 at 3:29 pm

Is that Jet Fuel on your pants, or are you just happy to …

lawrenceofthedesert August 11, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Herpes — wasn’t she the Greek goddess of kidnapped journalists?

problemwithcaring August 11, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Bill Clinton is lucky he is an American citizen like Stephen Hawkings. In the UK, there is only one treatment for herpes: Death Panel.

Suds McKenzie August 11, 2009 at 3:44 pm

why did I have to “clickity click” on that, it took me to the home page, not the article. Isn’t Drudge like the Howard Hughes of “The Drudge Report” now??

Don Juanquete August 11, 2009 at 3:45 pm

[re=383376]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Buddy is chasing balls in heaven. The new dog is “Seamus.” (It means: “See my herpes pus?”)

facehead August 11, 2009 at 3:59 pm

63? Give that man a cigar!

Lionel Hutz Esq. August 11, 2009 at 5:38 pm

Wait, isn’t there a good chance this is some sort of super-commie-herpes that Bill was infected with by a well trained SMERSH agent when he went to Moscow in college to become the Ruskies President?

Jukesgrrl August 11, 2009 at 5:53 pm

[re=383376]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Buddy’s dead. He had illicit congress with an automobile.

CollegeStudent August 11, 2009 at 6:30 pm

The minds of reptiles….oooorrrrrrr…..the minds of Lizard People?

(cue maniacal laugh)

widget09 August 11, 2009 at 7:22 pm

let’s see if faux news can one-up that!

crankypants August 11, 2009 at 11:27 pm

I predict Monica’s OBGYN will be getting an anxious phone call soon.

aleks August 12, 2009 at 10:09 am

I hope he was a gentleman and warned those two cute girls he brought home the other day.

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