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  • OzoneTom

    Well, that IS something to celebrate!

  • ManchuCandidate

    Later today, according to Drudge, the CDC will make a announcement that Bill Clinton is the number one herpes vector for brunette rubenesque women aged 25-35.

  • honkyman

    Well, if he gave the herpes to Kim Jong-Il, at least that was the right and patriotic thang to do.

  • whiskey tango foxtrot

    Huh. I got nothin.

  • naveed

    What, no death panel for herpetics?

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    But since Bill gets his health care from the government, this means we get to euthanize him anyway, right? Wouldn’t want Governor Palin to be proven wrong.

  • Advocatus_Diaboli

    I hope he didn’t pass it on to pantsuit. Oh wait, they haven’t had sex since 1973. Well, still.

  • Jim89048

    [re=383337]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: How do we know that ain’t where he got it?

  • SayItWithWookies

    Hell, for having 63 in Vegas, herpes seems like he’s getting off easy.

  • hobospacejunkie

    [re=383337]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: Chelsea’s 36-years-old? I don’t think so.

  • Jim89048

    [re=383344]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Where’s her birf certificate?

  • GreatOldOnesParty

    [re=383344]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Those aren’t freckles.

  • Decker

    And yet, Drudge is silent on Bush’s syphilis. What’s he hiding?

  • Vacation Without Hats

    [re=383343]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Herpes? Luxury! Had 17 there once and ended up with the plague AND leprosy! Hit 21 at the blackjack table once and the whole thing fell off. Oh we used to DREAM of gettin only herpes…

  • Extemporanus

    POLITCO: “Clinton is a sore loser.”

  • Chickensmack

    [re=383332]naveed[/re]: Look, the idea of death panels is already just tired and worn out, but only because any death panel will be laden with red tape. Do you realize how busy we’d stay, just to kill 1/5 of our population?!

    cottage industry, actually…

  • Mr Blifil

    In the end however, it will be the crabs that kill him.

  • TGY


  • Todd Mecklem

    I’m sure Hillary will be taking questions about this at her next African town hall meeting. Some Birthers, Teabaggers and Death Panelists will probably fly in too just to join in the fun, if any of them actually have passposts…

  • facehead
  • Advocatus_Diaboli

    [re=383344]hobospacejunkie[/re]: So your saying that Janet Reno isn’t the father?

  • Advocatus_Diaboli

    [re=383366]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: ack! you’re dammit, you’re

  • OzoneTom

    [re=383337]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: No wonder Hillz won’t “channel” him.

  • naveed

    [re=383357]Chickensmack[/re]: What the hell is the 2nd Amendment good for anyway? Efficient, locally grown MURDER. That’s what.

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    But what about Buddy? WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE DOG?

  • WadISay

    [re=383343]SayItWithWookies[/re]: What happens in Vegas stays in your trousers.

  • KilgoreTrout_XL

    They’re probably the ones who end their posts in “also”.

    [Um, shit, that was unintentional, no IP ban please]

  • Todd Mecklem

    [re=383361]Todd Mecklem[/re]: Passports, not passposts. No, I don’t have Alzheimer’s. Keep that Death Panel away from me…

  • magic titty

    [re=383343]SayItWithWookies[/re]: There’s a ‘getting off easy in Vegas’ joke in here somewhere…

  • Suds McKenzie

    Is that Jet Fuel on your pants, or are you just happy to …

  • lawrenceofthedesert

    Herpes — wasn’t she the Greek goddess of kidnapped journalists?

  • problemwithcaring

    Bill Clinton is lucky he is an American citizen like Stephen Hawkings. In the UK, there is only one treatment for herpes: Death Panel.

  • Suds McKenzie

    why did I have to “clickity click” on that, it took me to the home page, not the article. Isn’t Drudge like the Howard Hughes of “The Drudge Report” now??

  • Don Juanquete

    [re=383376]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Buddy is chasing balls in heaven. The new dog is “Seamus.” (It means: “See my herpes pus?”)

  • facehead

    63? Give that man a cigar!

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Wait, isn’t there a good chance this is some sort of super-commie-herpes that Bill was infected with by a well trained SMERSH agent when he went to Moscow in college to become the Ruskies President?

  • Jukesgrrl

    [re=383376]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Buddy’s dead. He had illicit congress with an automobile.

  • CollegeStudent

    The minds of reptiles….oooorrrrrrr…..the minds of Lizard People?

    (cue maniacal laugh)

  • widget09

    let’s see if faux news can one-up that!

  • crankypants

    I predict Monica’s OBGYN will be getting an anxious phone call soon.

  • aleks

    I hope he was a gentleman and warned those two cute girls he brought home the other day.