Because why not.Former president Bill Clinton gathered together a bunch of his dude friends and celebrated his 63rd birthday in Las Vegas eating steaks cut from the loins of actual angels and topped with a port wine reduction. Guests included rum-soaked popinjay Terry McAuliffe and Steve Bing, that guy who impregnated Liz Hurley once. Clinton’s “real” birthday is August 19. [The Caucus]

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  • ManchuCandidate

    Can a Clinton get lap dance?

  • Eric Cheney

    Even the pooch wants to give him head.

  • norbizness

    Was President W.C. Fields accidentally punched out by Mike Tyson’s overzealous air-drumming to the strains of In the Air Tonight?

  • Clamps

    The wife is away on an intercontinental business trip, so the Big Dog goes to Vegas for an “Energy Summit”.

    Sounds about right.

  • Mild Midwesterner

    Do the actions in that picture qualify as a menage a trois?

  • Don Juanquete

    [re=382777]ManchuCandidate[/re]: A lapdog dance.

  • SlipperyDick

    Wiener on wiener with wiener.

  • shadowMark

    How pricey? The 8-ounce wagyu New York strip steak goes for $240. (Potatoes and other sides are extra.) — I bet after they ate they all got to play a pre-release demo of the Beatles version of Rock Band.

  • freakishlystrong

    [re=382781]Clamps[/re]: Maybe that’s why she got all shirty with that kid in the Congo?

  • Beltway Bully

    He has a thing for brunettes

  • SlipperyDick

    [re=382786]SlipperyDick[/re]: Hmmm. Or maybe Dog on wiener with kuntomambo?

  • magic titty

    Really, Liz Hurley? Really? Jesus.

  • hobospacejunkie

    The Big Dog’s gettin’ it from the little dog while Hilldog looks on. I tried to talk a girlfriend or two into this kind of action but she always vetoed. I should’ve hooked up with that horse-fucker dude.

  • Clamps

    [re=382789]Beltway Bully[/re]: +1

  • Don Juanquete

    [re=382786]SlipperyDick[/re]: It does appear that everyone at the party was peniled. Even the pricey New York-Japanese stripper was one hunk of meat.

  • Cape Clod

    Is that picture from the dinner theater production of “Sylvia” that Bill and Hillary did in Chappaqua?

  • TGY

    Oh, Hillary’s not going to be there. STRIPPER CAKE. Whatever happens in Las Vegas, etc.

    “Get this drug-sniffing dog away from me, his nose is cold.”

  • Cape Clod

    “rum-soaked popinjay Terry McAuliffe” is the most apt description I’ve ever heard of that drunken loser.

  • WadISay

    Srsly, for him going to North Korea, everybody else ought to look the other way just once.

  • TGY

    [re=382803]WadISay[/re]: Those of us with delicate sensibilities* will have to look the other way anyway.

    *for gigolos

  • graceless

    Bill Clinton always has about a dozen or so birthday parties for himself. Except he never, ever gets the check. Also, this is the first time that it wasn’t also a fund raiser. It wasn’t a fund raiser?

  • rocktonsammy

    All bj’s well earned.

    Thanks Bubba and many more!!

  • stew

    Iz this a step up from Monica?

  • Come here a minute

    August 19th? What makes you so sure — was it the Arkansas birth certificate, the Hawai’i one, or the one from Kenya. WHO IS THE FATHER? Natural born? I don’t think so.

  • WadISay

    [re=382804]TGY[/re]: What does a fellow have to do to get a little Appalachin Trail time, knowwhutimean?

  • Clamps

    [re=382814]Come here a minute[/re]: Bill Clinton was born in Hope, Arkansas.

    Arkansas used to be part of the Louisiana Territory, ruled by the FRENCH.

    So which is it Bill (or should I say: Guillaume), are you American, or a Frenchman?

  • SayItWithWookies

    Hell, every day is Bill Clinton’s birthday. Big Dog days of summer indeed.

  • miquonranger03

    But then Hilldog popped out of the cake in a bikini and the room quickly filled with vomit.

  • Athar

    That’s a great picture of poor old “Buddy.” Is it true that Bill O’Reilly paid someone to hit him with their Hummer?

  • Meaux

    [re=382785]Don Juanquete[/re]: Lapdog dance? You rule. As does the use of the word “popinjay.” Also.

  • magic titty

    [re=382862]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I saw him on Park Ave NYC last Thursday, AND I wrote my Wonkette about it – but did a brotha get a Wonk’d?? Nope.

  • ForTheTurnstiles

    It occurs to me that Bill Clinton may be one of the few men in the world who has had sex with Hillary Rodham Clinton. Can you imagine?

  • Athar

    [re=382970]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: I think you “misunderestimate” the woman.

  • Roger the Shrubber

    Where did Monica get that awesome coat?

  • tropaean

    [re=382978]Roger the Shrubber[/re]: Raw eggs in the kibble, I think.

  • nader paul kucinich gravel

    The Neocon AIPAC Bush Family Clintons.

    Left and rights of passage
    Black and whites of youth
    Who can face the knowledge
    That the truth is not the truth?

    Single payer?
    Medicare for all?
    Off the table?
    Just like Impeachment was…

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