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Because why not.Former president Bill Clinton gathered together a bunch of his dude friends and celebrated his 63rd birthday in Las Vegas eating steaks cut from the loins of actual angels and topped with a port wine reduction. Guests included rum-soaked popinjay Terry McAuliffe and Steve Bing, that guy who impregnated Liz Hurley once. Clinton’s “real” birthday is August 19. [The Caucus]

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  1. How pricey? The 8-ounce wagyu New York strip steak goes for $240. (Potatoes and other sides are extra.) — I bet after they ate they all got to play a pre-release demo of the Beatles version of Rock Band.

  2. The Big Dog’s gettin’ it from the little dog while Hilldog looks on. I tried to talk a girlfriend or two into this kind of action but she always vetoed. I should’ve hooked up with that horse-fucker dude.

  3. [re=382786]SlipperyDick[/re]: It does appear that everyone at the party was peniled. Even the pricey New York-Japanese stripper was one hunk of meat.

  4. Oh, Hillary’s not going to be there. STRIPPER CAKE. Whatever happens in Las Vegas, etc.

    “Get this drug-sniffing dog away from me, his nose is cold.”

  5. Bill Clinton always has about a dozen or so birthday parties for himself. Except he never, ever gets the check. Also, this is the first time that it wasn’t also a fund raiser. It wasn’t a fund raiser?

  6. August 19th? What makes you so sure — was it the Arkansas birth certificate, the Hawai’i one, or the one from Kenya. WHO IS THE FATHER? Natural born? I don’t think so.

  7. [re=382814]Come here a minute[/re]: Bill Clinton was born in Hope, Arkansas.

    Arkansas used to be part of the Louisiana Territory, ruled by the FRENCH.

    So which is it Bill (or should I say: Guillaume), are you American, or a Frenchman?

  8. [re=382862]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I saw him on Park Ave NYC last Thursday, AND I wrote my Wonkette about it – but did a brotha get a Wonk’d?? Nope.

  9. The Neocon AIPAC Bush Family Clintons.

    Left and rights of passage
    Black and whites of youth
    Who can face the knowledge
    That the truth is not the truth?
    Obsolete
    Absolute

    Single payer?
    Medicare for all?
    Off the table?
    Just like Impeachment was…

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