OH RIGHT OF COURSE HE IS A LEO  9:47 am August 11, 2009

Bill Clinton Celebrates His Birthday Early

by Sara K. Smith

Because why not.Former president Bill Clinton gathered together a bunch of his dude friends and celebrated his 63rd birthday in Las Vegas eating steaks cut from the loins of actual angels and topped with a port wine reduction. Guests included rum-soaked popinjay Terry McAuliffe and Steve Bing, that guy who impregnated Liz Hurley once. Clinton’s “real” birthday is August 19. [The Caucus]

 

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ManchuCandidate August 11, 2009 at 9:52 am

Can a Clinton get lap dance?

Eric Cheney August 11, 2009 at 9:53 am

Even the pooch wants to give him head.

norbizness August 11, 2009 at 9:54 am

Was President W.C. Fields accidentally punched out by Mike Tyson’s overzealous air-drumming to the strains of In the Air Tonight?

Clamps August 11, 2009 at 9:54 am

The wife is away on an intercontinental business trip, so the Big Dog goes to Vegas for an “Energy Summit”.

Sounds about right.

Mild Midwesterner August 11, 2009 at 9:58 am

Do the actions in that picture qualify as a menage a trois?

Don Juanquete August 11, 2009 at 9:59 am

[re=382777]ManchuCandidate[/re]: A lapdog dance.

SlipperyDick August 11, 2009 at 10:00 am

Wiener on wiener with wiener.

shadowMark August 11, 2009 at 10:00 am

How pricey? The 8-ounce wagyu New York strip steak goes for $240. (Potatoes and other sides are extra.) — I bet after they ate they all got to play a pre-release demo of the Beatles version of Rock Band.

freakishlystrong August 11, 2009 at 10:01 am

[re=382781]Clamps[/re]: Maybe that’s why she got all shirty with that kid in the Congo?

Beltway Bully August 11, 2009 at 10:02 am

He has a thing for brunettes

SlipperyDick August 11, 2009 at 10:03 am

[re=382786]SlipperyDick[/re]: Hmmm. Or maybe Dog on wiener with kuntomambo?

magic titty August 11, 2009 at 10:04 am

Really, Liz Hurley? Really? Jesus.

hobospacejunkie August 11, 2009 at 10:04 am

The Big Dog’s gettin’ it from the little dog while Hilldog looks on. I tried to talk a girlfriend or two into this kind of action but she always vetoed. I should’ve hooked up with that horse-fucker dude.

Clamps August 11, 2009 at 10:05 am

[re=382789]Beltway Bully[/re]: +1

Don Juanquete August 11, 2009 at 10:07 am

[re=382786]SlipperyDick[/re]: It does appear that everyone at the party was peniled. Even the pricey New York-Japanese stripper was one hunk of meat.

Cape Clod August 11, 2009 at 10:08 am

Is that picture from the dinner theater production of “Sylvia” that Bill and Hillary did in Chappaqua?

TGY August 11, 2009 at 10:10 am

Oh, Hillary’s not going to be there. STRIPPER CAKE. Whatever happens in Las Vegas, etc.

“Get this drug-sniffing dog away from me, his nose is cold.”

Cape Clod August 11, 2009 at 10:11 am

“rum-soaked popinjay Terry McAuliffe” is the most apt description I’ve ever heard of that drunken loser.

WadISay August 11, 2009 at 10:13 am

Srsly, for him going to North Korea, everybody else ought to look the other way just once.

TGY August 11, 2009 at 10:22 am

[re=382803]WadISay[/re]: Those of us with delicate sensibilities* will have to look the other way anyway.

*for gigolos

graceless August 11, 2009 at 10:24 am

Bill Clinton always has about a dozen or so birthday parties for himself. Except he never, ever gets the check. Also, this is the first time that it wasn’t also a fund raiser. It wasn’t a fund raiser?

rocktonsammy August 11, 2009 at 10:25 am

All bj’s well earned.

Thanks Bubba and many more!!

stew August 11, 2009 at 10:30 am

Iz this a step up from Monica?

Come here a minute August 11, 2009 at 10:32 am

August 19th? What makes you so sure — was it the Arkansas birth certificate, the Hawai’i one, or the one from Kenya. WHO IS THE FATHER? Natural born? I don’t think so.

WadISay August 11, 2009 at 10:38 am

[re=382804]TGY[/re]: What does a fellow have to do to get a little Appalachin Trail time, knowwhutimean?

Clamps August 11, 2009 at 10:45 am

[re=382814]Come here a minute[/re]: Bill Clinton was born in Hope, Arkansas.

Arkansas used to be part of the Louisiana Territory, ruled by the FRENCH.

So which is it Bill (or should I say: Guillaume), are you American, or a Frenchman?

SayItWithWookies August 11, 2009 at 11:01 am

Hell, every day is Bill Clinton’s birthday. Big Dog days of summer indeed.

miquonranger03 August 11, 2009 at 11:26 am

But then Hilldog popped out of the cake in a bikini and the room quickly filled with vomit.

Athar August 11, 2009 at 11:29 am

That’s a great picture of poor old “Buddy.” Is it true that Bill O’Reilly paid someone to hit him with their Hummer?

Meaux August 11, 2009 at 11:43 am

[re=382785]Don Juanquete[/re]: Lapdog dance? You rule. As does the use of the word “popinjay.” Also.

magic titty August 11, 2009 at 12:01 pm

[re=382862]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I saw him on Park Ave NYC last Thursday, AND I wrote my Wonkette about it – but did a brotha get a Wonk’d?? Nope.

ForTheTurnstiles August 11, 2009 at 12:11 pm

It occurs to me that Bill Clinton may be one of the few men in the world who has had sex with Hillary Rodham Clinton. Can you imagine?

Athar August 11, 2009 at 12:15 pm

[re=382970]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: I think you “misunderestimate” the woman.

Roger the Shrubber August 11, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Where did Monica get that awesome coat?

tropaean August 11, 2009 at 2:05 pm

[re=382978]Roger the Shrubber[/re]: Raw eggs in the kibble, I think.

nader paul kucinich gravel August 11, 2009 at 3:45 pm

The Neocon AIPAC Bush Family Clintons.

Left and rights of passage
Black and whites of youth
Who can face the knowledge
That the truth is not the truth?
Obsolete
Absolute

Single payer?
Medicare for all?
Off the table?
Just like Impeachment was…

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