Wonkette
“Want me to hug some Mexican kids and write inspirational shit about Obama’s childhood? You know my price.” [Mediaite]
CHARACTER TURNS
“Always keep a hard copy of your original certificate, just in case.”
Oh, sure, we know his price. I’ll bet those poor kids didn’t, though.
“No, not just your birth certificate, all certificates, because you never know when some teabagging dochebag on TV will challenge your credentials.”
Watch out, Barry! He acts like your friend now, but when you least expect it he’ll hit you from behind with a steel chair! That’s how these things always turn out!
“Parade magazine? You read PARADE magazine?”
Hey Why’d you delete that last posting. I was going to comment on how genius the alt-text of ‘class=”center”‘ but the link went all 404 on me.
That picture is too creepy…thanks for the nightmares
can he teach mine to stand up straight and get his ass back in school? cuzz i’ve about given up.
Replace the “kn” in the photo caption with a “c,” and then this makes sense. A lot of sense.
Did they find the four homeliest kids available so as to make Bill look relatively handsome by comparison?
Good Christ, normally I use Parade to wipe my ass with, but I’m not sure my this week’s copy will be worthy of my dingleberries.
Is Bill fucking with me? Stop fucking with me Bill! At least the cropped the loofah out of that picture.
WHY IS OREILLY POSING WITH ACORN!!? WHAT HAVE YOU LIEBURALS DONE WITH OUR BILLO!?
Shit, he’s a Bold, Fresh Piece of something. That goes without saying….
This is what they call on the internets a Denial of Credibility attack. Probably from Iran or North Korea.
When I think “advice on child development”, I think O’Reilly. No wait, I mean “nasty fucking neck-fat”, not “child development advice”.
“Always keep a loofah handy.”
So now ORLY’s in the tank? Great. Don’t we get to vote on who can get in the tank?
Why does he have an erection?
so O’Reilly asked Limbugh for his travel agent’s number and how to get in touch with some young strange? the first lesson, kids, this is a loofah. quit crying!!! we’ll do it live!!!
“The beauty of America is that you can go anywhere with hard work and a little bullshit. Want to have the number one show on cable news? Want to found a business but don’t have a penny to your name? Want to be president but you’re not a citizen? Well, how bad do you want it?”
“Don’t actually tell people to kill gynecologists, just dehumanize them, call them murderers, and subtly infer that they should be shot. That way, you can always deny your involvement later, when they are shot by one of your lunatic fans who can read between the lines. Oh, and be sure to learn the difference between a falafel and a loofa.”
If anybody knows the youth and knows Obama it’s Bill Orly.
“Mommy, please don’t make me sit next to that scary man. He smells old and yucky.”
Uh-oh. I can’t see Bill’s hands.
Atheist Nun: Yeah, “Lesson Four: Incitement” was a little unusual for an column aimed at kids.
Suffer little children…
WTF??
They must have given him so much hummus
I think we’re missing the point, here. The point is that we are now living in a world in which Bill O is now considered to be the sane conservative voice out there.
was o’reily having his “friend” in him while he was taking this picture?
sorry for the visual. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!
oh yes. This…this…guy has written books on advice for kids. My kids’ nice old but ignorant “grandparents” gave my kids a copy of one, I promptly threw it in the trash.
and hey that lil girl on the left has her arm on his leg…oh noez…someone call Chris Hansen!
Hooray For Anything: Mother of god… I don’t even know what that means, but it aint nothin good.
Hooray For Anything: OK. We’re in Bizarro World now.
Since when do hard knocks early in life help kids? Maybe if you mean it helps them become bitter, cynical, and anti-social, yeah it helps them.
That photo could only be more creepy, more contrasting, if it was Cheney in the center.
orange: You bastard.
the irony is that lesson 2 is respect
King Douche Bags own kids won’t pose with him.
Hooray For Anything: Good Lord. You’re right. I’m feeling vertiginous.
See, that right there is why I don’t bother reading the Sunday paper anymore.
takes12no1: I took my granddaughter to a bookstore and told her she could get several books, anything she wanted. She picked out his book (her parents are nice, but idiot adherents of Fox - don’t just blame us olds) and I let out an involuntary gasp of disgust and dismay. What a dilemma. Let her make her own choices or censor her ass. Being the librul wuss that I am, I let her get it, thumbed through the book later and found it as reprehensible as I thought it would be. BTW granddaughter is sweet teenager who is bright, and I’m hoping that she’ll be able to rebel against her wingnut folks when she gets away from them. In the meantime my husband and I are trying to model sanity for her.
drrty martini: Can’t see his hands, but you can follow the angle of his arms. Cropped? No. Harvested? Perhaps.
And BillyBob sayeth thusly: That man had no fatherly guidance, is of mixed race, and had no family connections to guide him into the world of national politics. That adds up to one simple truth that every American child should be told: “If Barack Obama can become the President of the United States, then whatever dream you may have can happen in your life.”
Or the simple truth that maybe all that right wing “family values” blahblah is vapor.
Okay, so Billy is now writing for a Gay Pride magazine? What is the meaning of all of this madness?
The girl on the left IS named Loufa.
That’s nothing compared to what O’Reilly can teach Obama’s daughters.
Wow hard knocks early in life prepare a child for both defeat and victory. I guess POTUS really is helping those Paki-Afghani-Pashtun-whatever kids. Which one do you suppose he is preparing them for defeat or victory?
Who knew Parade, of all publications, was capable of an Onion-like spoof?
As soon as that photo shoot’s over he goona fuck them little kee-ids.
LemonPie: My first feeling upon seeing that photo, also. I need some steel wool to scrub my mind’s eye.
After the picture was taken, he stole all the kids’ bus money and told ‘em to walk their asses home: “It’s hard knocks kids…it’s good for ya…you’ll thank me later you pussies.”
Please tell me that image is photoshoppped.
“Never take falafel into the bathroom, it just makes a mess.”
It’s like a Norman Rockwell painting … in that alternate universe where Spock has a beard …
Pure Unadulterated PSYOP
Fade away all ye Propaganda Rags
Fox AIPAC Neocon O’Reilly can not be rehabilitated
Left and rights of passage, black and whites of youth.
Who can face the knowledge that the truth is not the truth?
Obsolete absolute.
Anthrax Intimidation.
JFK RFK MLK Malcolm.
Israel-first dual-nationals.
InfoWars on a PrisonPlanet?
A very RawStory on PressTV.
Whistle-Blower leaks multiply.
Beware the divide and conquer.
Both parties are corrupt to the core.
Honesty compassion conscience guts.
Speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil?
Elite Ruling Class Greed or “public servants”?
Independents agree on more than we disagree.
AIPAC 9/11 Bankers Extortion Blackmail Bribery.
Wall Street Bailout Bill: Bush McCain Obama et al.
Poodles, Puppets, Sham debates, & Scam elections.
Has the Government & Propaganda Media lied to you?
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.
Chronic lying as career path, intellectual prostitution for paycheck.
DNC & RNC have both sold out the country in order to enrich themselves.
Future of a Nation that can not trust the Government & Propaganda Media?
Realignment of American Politics:
Anderson Baldwin Carter Choate Clemente Gonzalez Gravel Kaptur Kucinich McKinney Nader Paul Perot Sheehan Ventura
geminisunmars: Fear not - in high school, I watched Fox, and even bought The O’Reilly Factor. It was mostly about not trusting Hillary Clinton and Jesse Jackson, and now, I’m ultra-far-left, hate O’Reilly to the extent I named my handle after his penchant for sodomy, and twice a week mail a letter to Mr. Jackson offering to blow him! (I think the teenage years watching Fox warped me a bit).
Wow, I’m actually tearing up a little over here … this is truly heart-warming.
The article? Ahh, who gives a shit. No, I’m glowing like Baghdad at the start of Shock & Awe(TM) from imagining all the no-holds-barred TOUGH LOVE that Bill-O will now be subjected to by his Freeper/Birther/Bircher buddies, once they catch wind of his now-obvious man-whoring “bipartisan” tendencies.
I sure hope your loofah’s infused with some weapons-grade anti-inflammatories, Bill-O. Your Wingnut Credit Score just went to UNDER -9000!!!!!
I saw this in my local fish wrapper (The Orlando Sentinel) and thought it was some kind of hoax to gin up the Sentinel’s rapidly-falling circulation.
Bill-O just gift-wrapped Olbermann a week’s worth of material!
Michelle Malkin - Stupid, Racist or Both
http://msmpost.com/news/127/ARTICLE/1351/2009-08-08.html