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The Senate voted YES PLZ for Sonia Sotomayor today, 68 to 31, and now abortion is legal all over again! Congratulations Miss Lady, “give ‘em hell” out there, as a judge, of the Law. Meanwhile, nine Republicans voted for her, so they will be in trouble with Rush Limbaugh for some time. [NYT]
3:29 PM
on Thu August 6 2009
By
Jim Newell
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All right, Wise Latina! Start activistin’!
How did Fred Thompson vote?
Where’s her birth certificate?
She would have gotten more votes if her name was Sonia Soto Magog.
Gorillionaire: He didn’t show up, he just tweeted “nay”.
*shoots pistols off in the air*
It’s time to hit the Patron’ Bitchez!
VIVA SO-SO!!!!
Bring on the Fema Death Camps !hurrah
Where do I sign up for my on demand abortions?
another win for the racists!!
Lou Dobbs is going to explode on TV today. The dude from Scanners is going have nothing on Lou.
Woohoo! Congratulations, Justice Sotomayor!
I, for one, welcome our new So-So overlord.
Is it too much to ask for a hottie female Supreme Court Justice for once? This here’s America, goddammit. What’s the point of being the greatest country on earth if we can’t have MILFs on the bench?
What will the media talk about now that the suspense is over? I was so worried that she might not win, being as how the Dems only have a 60-seat majority and not all the Repubs are crazy-ass racists.
Meanwhile, nine Republicans voted for her, so they will be in trouble with Rush Limbaugh for some time.
I think they are safe for now, since the noisy dirigible is supposedly on a diet so he can’t eat them.
Take that Whitey!
groove: I think you meant JILFs.
Yay, Sonia! You go, girl! woooohoooooo! The Supreme Court is a long, long way from the projects.
I see your Blingee and raise you this:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/91816029-sotomayor?offset=2&owner=brickbat
user-of-owls: Then again, maybe he is on a diet so he can eat them.
And Jeff Sessions will hatefuck the daylights out of Lindsey Graham to commemorate the occasion.
But now, who will protect the interest of White Men against the rampaging, uppity, Brown horde?
Just a wanker: Just got a confirmation: was gonna tweet, forgot he had no senate seat, then fell asleep.
so only 31% of the senate is racist or sexist or both? or just stupid? well, i guess that’s something. and who didn’t vote? i know, i could look it up, but i’m hanging fire, a lazy slob.
Rev. Peter Lemonjello: Very nicely done. The low-rider Chevy is particularly poignant.
Terry: Yea, but she’s still Sonia from the block. NEVER FORGET!!!11!!!1
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Good point, but nine full Republicans is still a lot to wolf down. Though I suppose the two Maine ladies qualify as Lite.
Sexto d’agosto! Ole!
Will the forced sex change operations be part of her responsibility or just the requirement that we all gay marry? I know she is in charge of forced abortions but I am way,way too old for that.
Go, Sonia!!!!
A toast! To quotas, affirmative action, free abortions, and mandatory siestas for everyone.
And bag of brown mescan dicks to the following:
* McCain
* Hatch
* Cornyr
* Kyl
* FoxNews
* Rushannity
….the whole republitard party. chinga tu madre!!
queeraselvis v 2.0: i swear ill pay you back for that image in my head!!!!
Rev. Peter Lemonjello: yes, very good, but i was offended…ok aroused by the adam lambert beastfucking tigger blingee.
slappypaddy: Interesting how consistant that ‘conservative’ number is — 25% to 35% of U.S. persons hate Obama and his works depending on the poll and the exact question. Seems the Senate is actually being representative — Democracy Works!
You, of course, knows what this means. Pretty soon millions of Mexicans will be spilling across the border illegally so, they, too, can become a Supreme Court Justice.
Woo eee. Retroactive abortions on demand, starting with the rest of the Clarence Thomas.
groove: yeah, she is kind of the Candy Crowley of the Sups.
oh noez i just realized….pat buchanan may commit suicide over this oh noez!
I’m not so sure about her take on choice, but whatevs, I don’t need any on-demand abortions this week.
Heck, I’m over the ethnic slant. I’m blissed out to see two women on the SCOA at the same time! Now we’re one step closer to being represented in proportion to the population at-large and in the law.
Congrats, Ms. Justice Sotomayor!
VIVA LA RECONQUISTA SOCIALISTA!!!
ALL HAIL MARX, LENIN, OBAMA!!1!
DEATH TO WHITEY!!11!!
DEATH TO CAPITALIST RUNNING DOGS!!!1!
BURN THE BIBLES - SEIZE THE GUNS - LET THE BUSH-CHENEY SHOWTRIALS BEGIN!!!111!1!!!
McDuff: yeah, i thought that, too, and thought how oddly harmonious it all works out. though maybe harmonious is not the right word.
El Pinche: My thoughts exactly. I would add, though, Chinga tu madres, putas.
Valedictorian at Princeton, Yale Law Review editor and 17 years on the federal bench? We need some real standards, godammit! Being brown is getting too damns easy! Also!
El Pinche: if my employer only knew how overpaid i was.
V572625694: today, we are all MS-13ers.
El Pinche: My apologies. I ment “a bag of brown latino dicks..”
I cannot wait for the day she gives Roberts & Alito the wise latina smack down. sweet!
What a proud, fine day.
I saw a blurry picture of her in judicial robes and I could have sworn it was Professor Snape. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Rev. Peter Lemonjello: That low-rider made me laugh out loud. Bravo.
And a big, You go, Girl! to Madame Justice Sotomayor. Your sister Portias are deeply, profoundly proud.
groove: Generally MILFs are Repubs, aren’t they? Nobama’s politics as usual and only going to appoint Dems.
¡ole!
Rev. Peter Lemonjello: Yeah, I’m glad my company doesn’t monitor web traffic.
El Pinche: mine does but considering our porn scandal- possibly on-going- I think Wonkette is low on their list.
Sotomayor confirmed and Twitter downed by a DOS attack. A double victory.
Does this mean that she gets to keep her saucy robe and gavel-shaped maraca?
¡Muy caliente!
groove: Sonia-Maria isn’t enough of an Argentine Firecracker for you? I know she’s a lady of a certain age but I wouldn’t hesitate to stick my burrito in her taco.
I pray Obama’s next nominee is a black transgendered lesbian muslim atheist so we can really go to town.
There goes the neighborhood.
I just want to thank the senate republicans for alienating yet another voting bloc in this country. And to my good friends Kyl and McCain? Hahahahaha. You guys are so gone.
Via con Dios nice Messican lady Maria from the TVs, ju are going to be on de el Supremo Court.
Oh beautiful for spaciou skies, let’s hope the right wing assholes on the court somehow find themselves resigning or otherwise unable to serve (without wishing outright for their sweet embrace of death) so Obama can appoint a whole slew of milquetoast, middle-of-the-roaders.
NoWireHangers: es verdad, mi hija
Gopherit: ….and don’t let the puerta hit you in the asno on the way out.
Happy days for America.
Meh. Another god-damned Papist. That’s SIX out of nine.
Brava, Suprema!!! What time is the parade?
And when can I expect the extension on my unemployment checks?
I see that Obama’s head is cut short in the Blingee, is that so his horns don’t show?
Best part? Al Frankin announced the confirmation.
Brave new world, muthafuckkas!
Yes! Ruth is going to have some help slapping Clarence around this fall. Give ‘em hell, Sonia.
Also, are those dual Micheal Jacksons moonwalking in Barrack’s hand (AKA: Micheal Jaxi.
Tommmcatt: Well put! You get a big knuckle rub behind the ears for that one.
R.I.P., Supreme Court Taco Tuesdays, 1951-2009
This was so dull I went back to watching my stories. I say bring back Katherine Harris to decide all things voted upon. At least then we’ll get some decent drama and a train wreck makeup job to mock.
dull dull dull….yaeyaeyae….que es su muy macho…Sotomayor or Corinthian leather??
And she’s ugly…..
widget09: I believe they are!!!!
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prasadsales30: Stuff it up your kiester.
prasadsales30: Where is the banhammer button?
Sonia;
Beware of Napolitano.
Don’t become another Alberto Gonzales.
Left and rights of passage, black and whites of youth.
Who can face the knowledge that the truth is not the truth?
Obsolete absolute.
Anthrax Intimidation.
JFK RFK MLK Malcolm.
Israel-first dual-nationals.
InfoWars on a PrisonPlanet?
A very RawStory on PressTV.
Whistle-Blower leaks multiply.
Beware the divide and conquer.
Both parties are corrupt to the core.
Honesty compassion conscience guts.
Speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil?
Elite Ruling Class Greed or “public servants”?
Independents agree on more than we disagree.
AIPAC 9/11 Bankers Extortion Blackmail Bribery.
Wall Street Bailout Bill: Bush McCain Obama et al.
Poodles, Puppets, Sham debates, & Scam elections.
Has the Government & Propaganda Media lied to you?
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.
Chronic lying as career path, intellectual prostitution for paycheck.
DNC & RNC have both sold out the country in order to enrich themselves.
Future of a Nation that can not trust the Government & Propaganda Media?
Realignment of American Politics:
Anderson Baldwin Carter Choate Clemente Gonzalez Gravel Kaptur Kucinich McKinney Nader Paul Perot Sheehan Ventura