Famous Ex-Congressman William Jefferson Convicted, Will Serve 10 Million Years In North Korean Labor Camps

Poor Ex-Congressman William "Dollar Bill" Jefferson of Louisiana! All the man did was use his seat on the Ways and Means Committee to secretly broker a deal between a Virginia telecom company and the Nigerian vice president, the $90,000 bribe for which he laundered in emptied food wrappers in his home freezer, and now some do-gooder activist Alexandria jury has found him guilty on 11 of 16 corruption counts for a possible sentencing of 115 years in jail. What's the point of being a congressman, then? [ Times-Picayune ]