Tipster “TJBeck” sends us this NASA Earth Observatory “Image of the Day” of Alaska, which is completely on fire. How very “Saddam Hussein” of an exit, Sarah Palin! And nice touch with the targeted scorching of “Little Black One.” [NASA]
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we sure could use her here on the East Coast where it looks like the Russians are rearing their ugly heads.
Fire Bug.
I’ll bet she tortured dogs as a child, also.
Isn’t that Egypt?
Dude, she totally hauled ass and quit in time before the second coming and shit of that nature. Go sarah go!
That’s one helluva book burning.
Setting fire to the entire state is pretty drastic. Do the Palins not own a paper shredder?
[re=378833]takes12no1[/re]: Now we can’t say Sarah didn’t warn us, but it turns out that Biden is the man on Putin rearing, also — he will dispatch all necessary anti-submarine defense forces to the Delaware beaches, by train.
If you look closely at the clouds/smoke within the white box, it appears to be two eyes and a forehead. And one of the eyes is winkin’ at’cha. My Lord, SP has sublimated herself.
Huh, I was wondering where Dick Cheney has been. Anyone else smell sulfur?
See, that’s what happens when the press starts makin’ things up
The fire began on Little Black One when the torches and pitchfork mob was passing through.
It’s probably her attempt of smoke signaling Jesus for the Rapture.
[re=378833]takes12no1[/re]: The whole clan’s in NYC, right now! (Really.)
She’s meeting with her book publisher, Todd’s banging Ashley Dupree, and the kids are trying to return their baby brother to FAO Schwartz.
Stay vigilant, Wonkette Big Apple operatives! And maybe give the FDNY a heads-up, too…
Mmmmmm smoked Alaska.
Now we know why she couldn’t name a single news publication for Katie Couric. She’s been studying Sherman’s march through the south in preparation for her scorched earth departure from Alaska.
She’s obviously burning NObama’s birth certificate
Sarah, most people burn only one cross at a time. Just sayin’.
[re=378835]Scarab[/re]:
Yeah, let’s not jump to any hasty geographical conclusions here until we get a FOX News fact check.
Things are not always what they seem. Sometimes scandal ridden R’s are really D’s. Sometimes Iraq is really Egypt. Sometimes WMD’s have really been found even when they haven’t. For all we know, this could be an image of Nobama’s Cash-for-Clunkers Katrina hurricane destroying the nation. Only Fox knows for sure.
[re=378878]4tehlulz[/re]: no, she’s burning bridges…. to no where.
To steal from Bobcat Golthwait, that is probably the first time that “on fire” and Sarah Palin have been used in the same paragraph in a long time.
Still, the comparison to Saddam is apt. I’m pretty sure we won’t find her weapons of mass destruction either.
If you look closely, you can see SP in a helicopter, dropping fire retardant and shootin wolves.
Heh, retardant.
I guess she left before the moose could take revenge on their tormentor.
Uh, bitch, that’s Big Black One Fire to you…
When will she start this new Twitter page w/ all the straight talk and shit?
Sarah Palin is the Nostradamus of Alaska. Her farewell address foretold all of this, if only we’d been able to interpret it.
[re=378868]Extemporanus[/re]: So is ARod banging Bristol or Willow now?
Oh and run Dave! She’s a comin’ to mouth rape you too!
I hear Levi needs a job — hand ‘em a shovel and get’r done!
Its a shame. The population of Little Black One was growing so fast thay were thinking about changing it’s name to “That One.”
That’s not out-of-control forest fires, it’s just God keeping Alaskans warm.
Her reign should have lasted a thousand years. But since it did not, Alaska must die with her, lest it be overrun and soiled by barbarians from the East (coast).
“Is the little black one on fire?”
“I dunno, Alaska.”
She salted the earth, too, as a way to get back at Levi’s family. But the poor dear doesn’t realize you don’t “grow” meth, bless her heart.
[re=378854]SnarkNotFark[/re]: I’ll be damned. You are correct sir/madam. Good eye.
I DO see the good eye… and also the lazy one.
I DO see the good eye…and also the lazy one.
It’s just a spot of residue from the new film, “Cheech & Chong Go Camping.” (Cheech, the former governor should note, is a palindrome.)
[re=378893]zenferret[/re]: All I know is that the Palin women have a history of fucking, running, and causing uncomfortable burning sensations.
Mark my words: Before the week is over, the Statue of Liberty will have contracted herpes.
Sarah Palin says
that she’d like to know
why she’s given half her term
to people she hates now…
Sadly, this may not be the worst thing she has done to the state.
Betcha SP was jogging in them hawt spandex and sparks was a flying burning everything in sight.
I ain’t fooled. That’s a close-up of a Klingon head.
Alaska has been plagued with fires, floods, earthquakes and volcanic ash. The only thing remaining are the coming of the locusts and the boils. Perhaps Palin’s resignation will free the people of Alaska or perhaps someone is telling the people of Alaska to run the devil from their midst.
“Made-Up Rumors”? This is backed by the finest science known to man (NASA, and the Bible)!
[re=378974]Extemporanus[/re]: Pity that, what with Letterman on vacation and unable to document for eternity.
Spontaneous pants-combustion?
That’s a view best seen through the bomb sight of a B-52.
Didn’t Palin turn down Federal Stimulus money that could have been used to enhance Alaska’s forest fire fighting abilities? She was right to do it, I guess, since taking the money would have been saying, “you betcha,” to creeping Socialism.
Meanwhile, on the Palin front:
New hot-in-love couple Sarah Palin and Larry Craig rolled into Sturgis late Wednesday night on some new, shiny Harleys, and they were an immediate hit at The Buffalo Chip. Craig took tons of pictures of some bare-chested women, Palin was wearing a sexy leopard-skin halter top and short shorts, and they even cranked out some mean versions of “Ten Seconds To Love” and “Shout at the Devil” at the Biker Kareoke Contest at The Whild Hoggs bar. Palin and Craig told folks that they listened to a lot of Motley Crue during their ride from Iowa to Sturgis. They said that they’re heading to Burning Man next, where they’ll host a Bikers and Politicians Community at the annual bohemian arts gathering in the desert.
Isn’t she holed up in Murdoch’s cave learnin’ English?
There’s so much smoke, you can’t even see Russia no more!
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