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  • Why did Bill Clinton travel to North Korea to get those two journalists freed? Because his old flame Al Gore asked him to. [AP]
  • Thanks to the “cash for clunkers” program, car dealers have something new to complain about: a lack of inventory. [USA Today]
  • Suck it, Amazon! Sony has a $199 e-book reader. [Reuters]
  • Speaking of sucking it, Republican senators have tendered this polite request to Hispanic voters regarding the historic nomination of Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court. [Washington Post]
  • California prisons must cut their inmate populations by, uh, ONE QUARTER, so that the remaining three quarters won’t die due to overcrowding. [New York Times]
  • Hello there, Russian submarines! What are you doing there off our Eastern coast? [Reuters]
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