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Ancient mysterious woodland elf Elwyn Tinklenberg, Jesus-envoy to Minnesota’s freshwater meth hellscape, has dropped his latest (third?) bid to kill Michele Bachmann, politically, in 2010. He enjoyed a few days as America’s #1 guy in 2008 when it looked like he could’ve picked off Bachmann in the eleventh hour after she went nuts, as usual, but in an instance when people were actually paying attention. But fear not, liberal sallies! The chivalrous Elwyn quitteth only to avoid an ugly primary fight with a certain Tarryl Clark, who is… let’s see here… oooooh, a lady-person. Hello miss lady who could easily be Michele Bachmann’s younger sister! [TPM]
I’d hit it!
Her box, I mean.
IN the voting booth!!! Jeez.
“OK You Fuckers, I’m Going To Tinkle Now…” -George Carlin
Lame, doncha know…
Far well thee well, Tinklenberg. Elvish for Don Quixote.
What’s with the names on these people?
Clark was born on Oahu. She’s fucked.
Her name is Tarryl and her office is on Rev. MLK bullie?
Oooo, chile. How ignominious would Bachmann’s defeat be at the hands of Wiggerwoman?
This is my sister Tarryl, and my other sister Tarryl. (It’s a reference, people!)
This is why our shy woodland brethren will never rule the earth. That and we can’t say their names without laughing.
Tarryl Tinklenberg. It doth fall tripplingly from the toung.
Good. Tinklenberg sucks. I knew people who worked for his campaign and said it was incompetent, from the top down.
Also @Sluggo: Bachmann was born on Mars, at least, so what’s your point? WHERE IS HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!
Tarryl Clark is cute in a wholesome midwestern way but lacks the insane edge that makes Michelle so attractive if you are also sick/crazy.
Come here a minute:
Larry approves!
The crazy is too strong with Bachmann. I fear she will never be defeated.
Lets take a look at ‘lil miss Dumbocrat islamofacsict:
YWCA of Maricopa County, Program Coordinator = lesbian
Minnesota Community Action Association, Executive Director = community organizer
Land of Lakes Girl Scout Council, Affirmative Action Office/Human Relations Director = superduper double lesbian
Srsly though, I’m torn. Boring, if vaugely MILFy nice democrat lady with solid experience in the institutions and work force involved in issues of childcare and education? Or the one warning us about the ACORN Census death camps?
Tinkerbelle, we hardly knew ye.
I’d have to know whether or not she read Nancy Drew as a child before casting my vote.
Lake Woebegon supports the Gentleman’s Reasoned Tinkling and Prudent Foreskin
I want my fifty smackers back. Still.
HomoPolitico: Land of Lakes Girl Scout Council
So she’s just a pawn in the (greasy) clutches of Big Butter. Mmm, butter.
Damn. I was looking forward to sending him another contribution. After that crazy-ass rant of hers last fall about investigating un-American activities in Congress, I donated to the Tinklenberg campaign even though my only connection to the district is that my sister graduated from St. Cloud State.
She’s so wholesome looking! And nice touch, what with the Christian cross around her neck in the publicity photo — she’s no Muslin, nor is she some Druidic, sylvan woodland Wiccan-Jew either…too bad she forgot the flag pin.
Goodbye Michelle, you can join Rick Santorum at history’s crackpot table.
One day you’ll simply be the answer to a trivia question.
To minimize the damage to the rest of our great country, we should just nominate Bachmann as the batshit insane God-Empress of the People’s Theocratic Republic of Holy Minnesota.
You have to give the guy some credit to have gotten through life this far with a name like Ellie Tinkleberg.
I probably would be still been living in my Mom’s basement watching Beavis and Butthead reruns.
nappyduggs: sports a nice cross around the neck. Too.
Elwyn Tinklenberg…
lamest D&D character name EVAR!
orange: No kidding. The 6th district is populated by right wing crazies, Nazi sympathizers, abortion opponents, and backward white trash. They see in Bachmann a kindred spirit. Truly frightening. But, I am looking forward to the forthcoming cat fights.
Tinklenberg — no longer the word.
When push comes to shove, the tinkling Berg, having made his mark(and a fistfull of cash),
curtsies to the crowd and piddles into the shadows.
In first paragraph, see first four words after “Clark”: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarryl_Clark
She’s double-fucked.
Also, TC was an Episcopal youth minister, a.k.a. agent for the Great Whore of Babylon.
Tarryl’s senate office is on Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd. I find that highly interesting. I’m not saying that there is anything wrong with that, only that it is interesting.
C’mon, nobody realy wants Bachmann to be voted out of office. Who could we count on to reliably bring the crazy?
Not again! He always loses. Let’s get someone to run against the crazy lady with a cool name like Stig or Thumper.
Tinklenburg, meh.
Let’s run Tuli Kupferberg against Bachmann next. That’ll *really* fug her up.
thursdaynext27: My only connection to him before contributing was that I was once in Minnesota.
Tarryl Clark is a feisty lady. She won’t be as amusingly enchanting in a woodland way, bu she once called Bachmann a devil in a blue dress - she will provide some entertainment.
Anita Cocktail: Yeah, that cross necklace was the very first thing this godless east coast elitist noticed. It would be totally out of bounds here but I’m sure it will go over great in Bachmann’s district. Go Tarryl!
Must compulsively post this in every Bachmann related article:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/90049135-BachHeil?offset=10&content=Glitter-Graphics&owner=czn939
Elwyn will diminish, and go into the West Iron Range, and remain Tinklenburg.
errr, -berg, A Methodist Sindar elf, with a Jew surname…
SayItWithWookies: The ears, though. I love me some pointy ears. Not enough to attend Comicon or anything.
Cape Clod: Uh…the rest of the Republicans?
But seriously, if we must lose someone as reliably entertaining as Bachmann, at least she’ll be replaced by a reasonably hot, potentially-feisty-in-a-Minnesota-sort-of-way woman who seems like she might know what she’s doing.
The key question for Tarryl, from religious fundies in upper Minnesota, would have to be, would she let her children watch sorcery promoting disney film Aladdin?
Any Lutherans willing to slay Grendel Bachmannster? You’d be third in line, after a quitter Methodist dryad and Episcopalian Tracy Flick.
Davy (and Goliath) for Minn. 6th in 2010 (cue Ein’ feste Burg)!
assistant/atlas: Virginia Foxx is a rising star in the batshit crazy world. If she can take her “the guvmit gonna kill granny” to the next level, I think she can make the all-pro wingnut team, possibly MVP. Jean Schmidt is over due for a break out season. Take her in all keeper leagues.
assistant/atlas: Why all the fear about losing Michelle Bachman? Do you seriously think she’d leave town? No indeedy — you’d be losing a nutty congressthing and gaining a (superfluous, but entertaining) blogger and lunch regular at the gubmint-in-exile table at Enterprise.
Good luck, Tinkles!
momus: Michelle Bachmann’s office was on the same street when she was in the MN legislature, too. What’s SHE hiding????: http://web.archive.org/web/20050405192115/www.senate.leg.state.mn.us/members/bios/sendis52.htm
Jerk Cade: Minnesota is full of Germans and Scandihoovians. Don’t you listen to Prairie Home Companion?
GreatOldOnesParty: Probably she’s been elected to get her out of the state, like the congressman from Dogpatch, AR.
Zhu Bajie
Minnesota’s freshwater meth hellscape, or as we say in Minnesota, put the chickin in de pot bork bork bork!
stop brutalizing us square heads Jim!