Sprightly Forest Creature QUITS Latest Race Against Bachmann

Ancient mysterious woodland elf Elwyn Tinklenberg, Jesus-envoy to Minnesota's freshwater meth hellscape, has dropped his latest (third?) bid to kill Michele Bachmann, politically, in 2010. He enjoyed a few days as America's #1 guy in 2008 when it looked like he could've picked off Bachmann in the eleventh hour after she went nuts, as usual, but in an instance when people were actually paying attention. But fear not, liberal sallies! The chivalrous Elwyn quitteth only to avoid an ugly primary fight with a certain Tarryl Clark, who is... let's see here... oooooh, a lady-person. Hello miss lady who could easily be Michele Bachmann's younger sister! [ TPM ]