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Wait, Is It Even Possible To Parody Tea Party Birthers?


And how do we know, for sure, that this video is satirical in nature? Maybe that “Funny or Die” website just spent all weekend searching the YouTubes for the most insane example of current Birther pop art. Hell, it’s how we find the comedy! [Funny or Die]


1:50 PM on Mon August 3 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. You’re supposed to call him Barry Cetera. Not that funny if you don’t get the details right.

  2. norbizness says at 1:56 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    “Illagitamint” is far too close to the actual spelling to have sprung from your typical, World Net Daily-educated birther. That and the ‘Monsters of Rock’ typeface.

  3. President Beeblebrox says at 1:57 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    All they needed to add is “…and the Preznut is a Nigra too!” and it would have been a perfect 67-second summary of all that is wingnutty about birfers.

  4. The Cold Sea says at 2:01 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    The real wingnuts are funnier. That bitch from You Tube in Deleware, that’s the best comedy ever. Suffer, bitch, suffer. Your cuntry belongs to the libs, mexicans and negros.

  5. Don Juanquete says at 2:01 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    Poe’s Law applies.
    http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe’s_Law

    Nice try though.

  6. Carrie_Okie says at 2:02 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    That was more DIE than FUNNY.

  7. PrairiePossum says at 2:02 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    Future Palin speechwriter.

  8. american mutt says at 2:03 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    The Cold Sea: I am ALL FOUR OF THOSE!

  9. american mutt says at 2:04 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    Wait, i mean 3.

  10. The Cold Sea: Yes. You can tell it’s a parody because it lacks that hysterical sincere loyalty to a completely insane idea.

  11. facehead says at 2:08 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    The only real question is: what will last longer? The birther movement or our ability to make fun of them?

  12. Don Juanquete says at 2:10 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    And don’t 4get, fellow Wonkers, tomorrow is Barry’s Birtherday!!

  13. coastingdownhill says at 2:11 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    I think that’s Lou Dobbs with a wig on.

  14. facehead says at 2:12 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    Don Juanquete: POE’S LAW ONLY APPLIES TO NATURAL BORN CITIZENS!!! OBAMA WAS BORN IN A TEST TUBE AND INCUBATED IN A KENYAN GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED DUNE BUGGY!!!

    GRAAR!!!

  15. Noodle Salad says at 2:13 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    facehead: Once football season starts up and it gets cold outside, the teabaggers will disappear back into their themed rec-rooms to drink watery diarrhetic beer, bitch about Terrell Owens (the other black guy who was probably actually from Kenya), and complain that global warming is a conspiracy because it snowed in December. Our mockery will continue long into 2010, however, because NEVER 4GET!!!!

  16. BklynIlluminati says at 2:13 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    Production values in PSA’s are always so terrible

  17. qwerty42 says at 2:15 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    TPM does report that WND (the most trusted name in nutz) has voiced concerns that Obama may be the Antichrist. This is the kind of analysis you don’t get just anywhere.

  18. Humpback says at 2:19 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    If it’s “Funny or Die,” and (at least in New Hampshire) “Live Free or Die,” then is living free funny? Or is everything just death?

  19. freakishlystrong says at 2:19 pm, August 3rd, 2009
  20. facehead says at 2:24 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    The birthers are all excited, because of some Kenyan birth certificate for Obama.

    Huffpo has a humorously quick debunking of it:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/03/kenyan-birth-certificate_n_249850.html

  21. DoctorCulturae says at 2:25 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    Brilliant. Vomitus Thespianus.

  22. facehead says at 2:27 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    OOO, even Karl Rove thinks it is a forgery, which means it isn’t.

    More importantly, Rove uses TWITTER!!

    http://twitter.com/KarlRove/status/3103454921

  23. NoWireHangers says at 2:28 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    A: No, one cannot parody wingnut teabag birthers because reality is far more hilarious than any parody. But thanks for playing Funny or Die.

  24. JooJoo Bee says at 2:29 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    I think I just witnessed the death of satire as we used to know it (the funny kind).

  25. Bill E Pilgrim says at 2:29 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    So has anyone done the “Hello, I am Mister ex finance minister of a small African country, and I introduce myself to tell you that I have been bequeathed a birth certificate that I need you to help me cash..”

    Got to have been done already.

  26. teebob2000 says at 2:29 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    Certainly, everyone agrees with the spirit of the video, just maybe could have spent a few more minutes on the execution…

  27. Pizzuti says at 2:32 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    This wasn’t THAT funny, but it’s a step in the right direction. Keep confronting them with this stuff and they might actually stop talking.

    There’s a thing I’ve observed about these birther type people, and that is that their social development seems to have halted in the sixth grade. They don’t understand a rational argument from you and they pock their replies with declaratives like:

    “So just shut up!”
    “Enough!”
    “This is irrefutable.”
    “Case closed. PERIOD.”
    “Everyone agrees…”

    …combine that with the tendency to resort to personal insults, and it’s clear how they do arguments: by bullying. Remember in middle school how winning clout in the group was not formed by concilliatory, respectful statements or making sense? No, it was made by having the louder, more declarative or funnier insults.

    This kind of stuff actually delves into the middle school level and taunts the birthers in a non-intellectual way (they won’t understand most textual criticism on Wonkette.” They see that you are enjoying yourselves belittling them - remember when you discovered at that argument at the bus stop that saying “this is you!” [make pig face] was your saving grace in any argument? They have no CHOICE but to cede to your pack-leader-style superior middle school rhetorical tactics.

  28. freakishlystrong says at 2:33 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    facehead: Rove FOLLOWS us on Twitter, he probably knows all our first names and ssn’s and stuff…

  29. freakishlystrong says at 2:36 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    facehead: Sorry, Linkee

  30. Prommie says at 2:37 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    kth: Soetera. Not that funny if you don’t get the details right.

  31. Noodle Salad: I’m all for mocking birthers, but you leave football out of this.

  32. kdaddy says at 2:42 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    When Dick Cheney occasionally sleeps, and then dreams, this is the dream he has.

  33. hobospacejunkie says at 2:50 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    Godot: Yeah. And American Football, too. Even though the overlap with birfers in the US American south is probably near 100%.

  34. Aloysius says at 3:02 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    I’m just glad Gary Burghoff is still getting work.

  35. Prommie: Actually it’s Soetero or Soetoro if you want to nitpick. I just thought it would be funny if Obama’s “real” name were the same as the lead singer for Chicago (obviously unfunny if an explanation is required, frown).

  36. watershed says at 3:12 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    That HUUUUSSEEEEEIIIN!!!! scream struck the proper tone and felt pretty authentic. Listen again.

  37. President Beeblebrox says at 3:15 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    facehead: Wasn’t that a Who song? “Mother was an incubator/Father was the contents/Of a test-tube in an icebox/In the Factory of Birth…”

    WAIT THAT’S IT, JOHN ENTWISTLE PROPHESIED THE BURTH OF NOOOBAMAS!!!

  38. One Yield Regular says at 3:21 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    Okay, maybe not so funny, but I still wish science would hurry up with being able to put moving images on fabric, because I’d like to wear that video on a t-shirt (or full-body armor) for my upcoming obligatory trip to the rural South.

  39. lonesomedove says at 3:23 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    The best thing ever for the birthers would be if Michelle were to give birth to Barack’s American baby in the Lincoln Bedroom! I’d pay for a commerative copy of that birth certificate. I bet the money made from souvenier copies would help pay for health care for all
    Americans - even the crazy-ass, nutball birther freaks.

  40. pondscum says at 3:24 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    hobospacejunkie: I’m thinking 100% cross with NASCAR fans.

  41. lee hussein oswald says at 3:29 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    Is that John Hodgman?

    In other news, the Editorial Board of the Albuquerque Journal went birther over the weekend. Now what am I supposed to do? Print out the entirety of USA Today at work? Download the NYT crossword puzzle?

  42. blader says at 3:42 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    his screaming tantrums were very, very good…that is the essence

  43. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 3:43 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    So TMZ finally located the lovechild of Randy Newman and Charles Nelson Rielly. Good work!

  44. Baconcat says at 3:50 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    I say out pat response to birthers whenever he hear them shouting should be to shout back

    ‘WHAT’S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH? WHAT’S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH?’

    either that or carry tin foil hats at all times to put on our heads when they speak.

  45. Cicada says at 3:52 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    The voice is exactly what I hear when I read rants from birthers. The high pitched mewling on Barack HUSSEIN Obama is perfect.

    But yeah, nothing is funnier than the actual birthers.

  46. Wet Work says at 4:02 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    HOORAY for the interwebs!! My dream has come true!!! I wished for a somewhat believable Kenyan-style Birther Certificate on Wonkette just days ago, and like magic one has appeared:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/03/kenyan-birth-certificate_n_249850.html

    Certified by Oily Taint, no less!!!

    Again, HOORAY!!!

  47. Loved the damask-tablecloth-around-the-neck look.

  48. widget09 says at 5:58 pm, August 3rd, 2009

    Double trucknuts steeped teabagging for these fuck-tards.

  49. jetjaguar says at 9:37 am, August 4th, 2009

    I think that is fucking hilarious, and I don’t care who knows it.

    HUUUUUUUUUSSEEEEEEEEEEIIIN!!!1

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