• February 14, 2012


And how do we know, for sure, that this video is satirical in nature? Maybe that “Funny or Die” website just spent all weekend searching the YouTubes for the most insane example of current Birther pop art. Hell, it’s how we find the comedy! [Funny or Die]

{ 49 comments }

kth August 3, 2009 at 1:54 pm

You’re supposed to call him Barry Cetera. Not that funny if you don’t get the details right.

norbizness August 3, 2009 at 1:56 pm

“Illagitamint” is far too close to the actual spelling to have sprung from your typical, World Net Daily-educated birther. That and the ‘Monsters of Rock’ typeface.

President Beeblebrox August 3, 2009 at 1:57 pm

All they needed to add is “…and the Preznut is a Nigra too!” and it would have been a perfect 67-second summary of all that is wingnutty about birfers.

The Cold Sea August 3, 2009 at 2:01 pm

The real wingnuts are funnier. That bitch from You Tube in Deleware, that’s the best comedy ever. Suffer, bitch, suffer. Your cuntry belongs to the libs, mexicans and negros.

Don Juanquete August 3, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Poe’s Law applies.
http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe‘s_Law

Nice try though.

Carrie_Okie August 3, 2009 at 2:02 pm

That was more DIE than FUNNY.

PrairiePossum August 3, 2009 at 2:02 pm

Future Palin speechwriter.

american mutt August 3, 2009 at 2:03 pm

[re=376821]The Cold Sea[/re]: I am ALL FOUR OF THOSE!

american mutt August 3, 2009 at 2:04 pm

Wait, i mean 3.

TGY August 3, 2009 at 2:08 pm

[re=376821]The Cold Sea[/re]: Yes. You can tell it’s a parody because it lacks that hysterical sincere loyalty to a completely insane idea.

facehead August 3, 2009 at 2:08 pm

The only real question is: what will last longer? The birther movement or our ability to make fun of them?

Don Juanquete August 3, 2009 at 2:10 pm

And don’t 4get, fellow Wonkers, tomorrow is Barry’s Birtherday!!

coastingdownhill August 3, 2009 at 2:11 pm

I think that’s Lou Dobbs with a wig on.

facehead August 3, 2009 at 2:12 pm

[re=376822]Don Juanquete[/re]: POE’S LAW ONLY APPLIES TO NATURAL BORN CITIZENS!!! OBAMA WAS BORN IN A TEST TUBE AND INCUBATED IN A KENYAN GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED DUNE BUGGY!!!

GRAAR!!!

Noodle Salad August 3, 2009 at 2:13 pm

[re=376837]facehead[/re]: Once football season starts up and it gets cold outside, the teabaggers will disappear back into their themed rec-rooms to drink watery diarrhetic beer, bitch about Terrell Owens (the other black guy who was probably actually from Kenya), and complain that global warming is a conspiracy because it snowed in December. Our mockery will continue long into 2010, however, because NEVER 4GET!!!!

BklynIlluminati August 3, 2009 at 2:13 pm

Production values in PSA’s are always so terrible

qwerty42 August 3, 2009 at 2:15 pm

TPM does report that WND (the most trusted name in nutz) has voiced concerns that Obama may be the Antichrist. This is the kind of analysis you don’t get just anywhere.

Humpback August 3, 2009 at 2:19 pm

If it’s “Funny or Die,” and (at least in New Hampshire) “Live Free or Die,” then is living free funny? Or is everything just death?

freakishlystrong August 3, 2009 at 2:19 pm
facehead August 3, 2009 at 2:24 pm

The birthers are all excited, because of some Kenyan birth certificate for Obama.

Huffpo has a humorously quick debunking of it:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/03/kenyan-birth-certificate_n_249850.html

DoctorCulturae August 3, 2009 at 2:25 pm

Brilliant. Vomitus Thespianus.

facehead August 3, 2009 at 2:27 pm

OOO, even Karl Rove thinks it is a forgery, which means it isn’t.

More importantly, Rove uses TWITTER!!

http://twitter.com/KarlRove/status/3103454921

NoWireHangers August 3, 2009 at 2:28 pm

A: No, one cannot parody wingnut teabag birthers because reality is far more hilarious than any parody. But thanks for playing Funny or Die.

JooJoo Bee August 3, 2009 at 2:29 pm

I think I just witnessed the death of satire as we used to know it (the funny kind).

Bill E Pilgrim August 3, 2009 at 2:29 pm

So has anyone done the “Hello, I am Mister ex finance minister of a small African country, and I introduce myself to tell you that I have been bequeathed a birth certificate that I need you to help me cash..”

Got to have been done already.

teebob2000 August 3, 2009 at 2:29 pm

Certainly, everyone agrees with the spirit of the video, just maybe could have spent a few more minutes on the execution…

Pizzuti August 3, 2009 at 2:32 pm

This wasn’t THAT funny, but it’s a step in the right direction. Keep confronting them with this stuff and they might actually stop talking.

There’s a thing I’ve observed about these birther type people, and that is that their social development seems to have halted in the sixth grade. They don’t understand a rational argument from you and they pock their replies with declaratives like:

“So just shut up!”
“Enough!”
“This is irrefutable.”
“Case closed. PERIOD.”
“Everyone agrees…”

…combine that with the tendency to resort to personal insults, and it’s clear how they do arguments: by bullying. Remember in middle school how winning clout in the group was not formed by concilliatory, respectful statements or making sense? No, it was made by having the louder, more declarative or funnier insults.

This kind of stuff actually delves into the middle school level and taunts the birthers in a non-intellectual way (they won’t understand most textual criticism on Wonkette.” They see that you are enjoying yourselves belittling them – remember when you discovered at that argument at the bus stop that saying “this is you!” [make pig face] was your saving grace in any argument? They have no CHOICE but to cede to your pack-leader-style superior middle school rhetorical tactics.

freakishlystrong August 3, 2009 at 2:33 pm

[re=376872]facehead[/re]: Rove FOLLOWS us on Twitter, he probably knows all our first names and ssn’s and stuff…

freakishlystrong August 3, 2009 at 2:36 pm

[re=376872]facehead[/re]: Sorry, Linkee

Prommie August 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm

[re=376805]kth[/re]: Soetera. Not that funny if you don’t get the details right.

Godot August 3, 2009 at 2:39 pm

[re=376852]Noodle Salad[/re]: I’m all for mocking birthers, but you leave football out of this.

kdaddy August 3, 2009 at 2:42 pm

When Dick Cheney occasionally sleeps, and then dreams, this is the dream he has.

hobospacejunkie August 3, 2009 at 2:50 pm

[re=376886]Godot[/re]: Yeah. And American Football, too. Even though the overlap with birfers in the US American south is probably near 100%.

Aloysius August 3, 2009 at 3:02 pm

I’m just glad Gary Burghoff is still getting work.

kth August 3, 2009 at 3:11 pm

[re=376885]Prommie[/re]: Actually it’s Soetero or Soetoro if you want to nitpick. I just thought it would be funny if Obama’s “real” name were the same as the lead singer for Chicago (obviously unfunny if an explanation is required, frown).

watershed August 3, 2009 at 3:12 pm

That HUUUUSSEEEEEIIIN!!!! scream struck the proper tone and felt pretty authentic. Listen again.

President Beeblebrox August 3, 2009 at 3:15 pm

[re=376848]facehead[/re]: Wasn’t that a Who song? “Mother was an incubator/Father was the contents/Of a test-tube in an icebox/In the Factory of Birth…”

WAIT THAT’S IT, JOHN ENTWISTLE PROPHESIED THE BURTH OF NOOOBAMAS!!!

One Yield Regular August 3, 2009 at 3:21 pm

Okay, maybe not so funny, but I still wish science would hurry up with being able to put moving images on fabric, because I’d like to wear that video on a t-shirt (or full-body armor) for my upcoming obligatory trip to the rural South.

lonesomedove August 3, 2009 at 3:23 pm

The best thing ever for the birthers would be if Michelle were to give birth to Barack’s American baby in the Lincoln Bedroom! I’d pay for a commerative copy of that birth certificate. I bet the money made from souvenier copies would help pay for health care for all
Americans – even the crazy-ass, nutball birther freaks.

pondscum August 3, 2009 at 3:24 pm

[re=376895]hobospacejunkie[/re]: I’m thinking 100% cross with NASCAR fans.

lee hussein oswald August 3, 2009 at 3:29 pm

Is that John Hodgman?

In other news, the Editorial Board of the Albuquerque Journal went birther over the weekend. Now what am I supposed to do? Print out the entirety of USA Today at work? Download the NYT crossword puzzle?

blader August 3, 2009 at 3:42 pm

his screaming tantrums were very, very good…that is the essence

Advocatus_Diaboli August 3, 2009 at 3:43 pm

So TMZ finally located the lovechild of Randy Newman and Charles Nelson Rielly. Good work!

Baconcat August 3, 2009 at 3:50 pm

I say out pat response to birthers whenever he hear them shouting should be to shout back

‘WHAT’S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH? WHAT’S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH?’

either that or carry tin foil hats at all times to put on our heads when they speak.

Cicada August 3, 2009 at 3:52 pm

The voice is exactly what I hear when I read rants from birthers. The high pitched mewling on Barack HUSSEIN Obama is perfect.

But yeah, nothing is funnier than the actual birthers.

Wet Work August 3, 2009 at 4:02 pm

HOORAY for the interwebs!! My dream has come true!!! I wished for a somewhat believable Kenyan-style Birther Certificate on Wonkette just days ago, and like magic one has appeared:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/03/kenyan-birth-certificate_n_249850.html

Certified by Oily Taint, no less!!!

Again, HOORAY!!!

Words August 3, 2009 at 4:56 pm

Loved the damask-tablecloth-around-the-neck look.

widget09 August 3, 2009 at 5:58 pm

Double trucknuts steeped teabagging for these fuck-tards.

jetjaguar August 4, 2009 at 9:37 am

I think that is fucking hilarious, and I don’t care who knows it.

HUUUUUUUUUSSEEEEEEEEEEIIIN!!!1

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