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Who is this “BA-RAK” you speak of, Sir Paul? Think you can use the fancy French lyrics to get a First Lady? That only works in France. [Big 100.3]
THE RAIN EXPLODED WITH A MIGHTY CRASH
Paul McCartney Putting the Moves On Michelle Obama
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Michelle Obama is the new Princess Diana?
Fine by me.
She’s not even the First Lady, Orly has teh Goodz!
(See last thread, I need my beauty sleep.)
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chascates: I think it would be Elton John in that case.
Whereas, if it were the other Michele, One “L”:
Michele, Dumb-belle,
C’est Le Minnesotenne who came to us from hell,
Meh, Michele.
If the real Paul McCartney is actually dead, and this is the impostor Paul McCartney, and he’s singing to the wife of that fake Kenyan “U.S. President” guy Obama, and a UFO filled with a Bigfoot, JFK and Princess Diana lands at the end of the song, then every conspiracy theory in the world is happening all at once and we can see a hole ripped into in the Space/Time Continuum. How awesome would that be?
As a Peer of The Realm, Sir Paul does indeed have the Droit de Seigneur with and and all of the “First Ladies” of the Colonies…
Sheesh, has no one ever watched Coffee or Cleopatra Jones? Women like Michelle Obama cut off the balls of guys that speak French. It has been well documented.
Hey, it’s that guy from the old British group Yoko’s Husband and his Three Sidemen! I thought he was dead, thought he blew his mind out in a car… Or does he just look like that guy?
Bearbloke:
“any and all ‘First Ladies’”…
Sorry folks! I must’ve put too much
whiskey vodkamilk in my Post-Toasties this snowy Monday morn…ifthethunderdontgetya”: Read your Constitution. It is well documented that Michelle Obama has a birth certificate. Therefore, after the uppity colored guy is deposed, Joe Biden must marry her to become president.
Why couldn’t Bush get Ray Peterson to come out and do “Tell Laura I love her.”
I can just see GW turnin’ to Karl Rove and askin’
“who is this Tommy kid, and why didn’t we smoke him out sooner?”
Stop it! Stop kissing our asses, UK trash! Don’t care if you like Barack. We don’t care enough to even know who your PM is, or king or whoever. Take that as a lesson and show some pride. Then when President Palin starts the next war, maybe you won’t be so quick to be the only member of our “coalition forces.” At least France pretends to be independent. For the love of god, you guys used to be a world empire yourself! OK, I guess it might be a bit hypocritical for you to be against world domination, given your history, but it’s still better than actually doing evil, for somebody else. Get off our lap, dogs!
Lionel Hutz Esq.:
As usual, a well thought out reply, except:
Can Joe Biden produced HIS birth certificate?
Socialist spouse-abuser croons to Michelle Obama. Yeah, I can see this going over well.
No, French lyrics don’t work in France either, believe me I’ve tried. Well okay they work sometimes.
I lurve the “something special for Washington (mops brow, rolls up sleeves, sweats buckets visibly)”
Thinking the whole time “How the hell the did the seat of your government ever get built in a fetid primeval swamp??”
RobPetrified: Well, surely Nancy Pelosi can, and the Conservatives can rejoiced as the Nubian American-hating queen takes Pelosi as her lover and rule us until the righteous are spirited away in the Rapture.
It’s in the Bible People!
Random bonus thought: It used to be that a leader was chosen and the kingdom fretted over whether he could produce an heir. Now they obsess over whether he can produce a birth certificate. Well, the crazy ones do anyway.
Atheist Nun: Very.
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?
SayItWithWookies: Also, ex-con. Sir Paul was jailed in Japan in 1980 for pot.
Or, Ode 4 Spitzer: “Ashley in the Sky with Whore Diamonds….”
Married to Barry the HOT Magic Negro, now personally serenaded by the STILL-HOT Paul McCartney. Why o why does this uppity Negress get all the luck?!
Atheist Nun: What do you mean “if?” Sheeple.
Happy I am that the UK has perfected the art of mummification.
Atheist Nun: What about the Illuminati? And their dastardly plot to plant explosives in WTC 7?
Laura Bush clicks her tongue, shakes her head slowly, and pops another Zoloft.
OK, I’ll admit it- I’m old enough that the name Paul McCartney is still absolutely magic to me, the Beatles being the greatest musical force of all time IMHO (Elvis fans are entitled to disagree, of course!).
So Paul’s aged a bit (alot, even), and he’s had his share of ‘misunderstandings’ with da law (hey, he is a rock star…), but he’s still one of the Fab Four. As for Heather “The Dragon” Mills’ accusations of being abused - From all I’ve read, she was lucky she latched onto one of the more placid rock icons, or she might have found herself being shown the door of the Learjet, at 45,000 feet.
Bottom line- An elegant, classy First Lady deserves an ubercool love song, and they don’t come much classier or cooler than Macca’s Michelle (original version, of course).
Naked Bunny with a Whip: Dear Prudence, let me see you smile…won’t you come out to play?
No, Michelle! He’ll leave you without a leg to stand on.
Don Juanquete: Minnesota thanks you for drawing the distinction.
Can’t understand a word that old foreign lady said. I’ll wait til she’s playing the UPS Loading Dock and boo it in person.
Did he show his birth certificate- because marrying Michelle will not make him President
nader paul kucinich gravel: those lyrics scared the shit outta me as a very young kid. Why did she keep her face in a jar by the door? What did she wear instead? I hated that song!
I’m still waiting for a surviving member of the Yardbirds or The Pretty Things to kick this pud down a flight of stairs.
For a 67 year old chap he still looks and sounds good. Original key too. Please don’t turn into Yves Montand.
Clearly he means Ehud Barak, well known to the Palestinians as “the 5th Beatle” and baby-killer.
Aww.
Siiiigggggghhhhhhh
Coming back from a day on the Bay on Saturday, we passed all of the cars miserably sitting still, stuck in horrible traffic, for FIVE MILES, on the Beltway leading into FedEx Field on Saturday. Later, we learned that the show had to start ONE HOUR LATE because literally thousands of people were stuck in traffic and not even in the damn stadium by 8 p.m. Later, we also learned that thousands of people were also stuck in traffic, sitting still, four or five hours later when the show ended, meaning some people likely didn’t get home from the damn thing until 2, 3 or even 4 a.m.
Snyder: You should NOT be holding concerts at FedEx Field. None. Stick to football.
And it’s also interesting to note that every media report says Mr. McCartney, of whom we are fans, is worth anywhere from $500 million to $1 billion. Yet the concert ticket prices for his FedEx Field show started at $30, with stupid, criminal rip-off add-on charges bringing that price up by TWICE that base price—to $60, for nosebleed seats Nosebleed seats suck, and you can barely see anything.
So you had to pay at least 60 bucks for a trashy nosebleed seat to see a multi-millionaire at FedEx Field after getting stuck in traffic for hours going in, and for hours going out.
Sounds fun!
Paul: 60 bucks, really, should be the TOP price for your shows–for the premo floor seats. Crappy nosebleed seats should be 10 or 15 bucks–tops, with no criminal rip-off fees added on.
Why does everything involved Dan Snyder suck?
Is this were we burn Beatles records again?
JamesMichaelCurley:
Banned for life. From… something, I’ll have to figure out what.
BklynIlluminati
I bet all thoses dipwads that burnt there Beatles records wish they had thwm now.
HeHe
x111e7thst: Well, I was tired last night, I’ll try again:
Lazy Media: So we know that the real Paul McCartney is actually dead after flying through the Bermuda Triangle in a Black Helicopter, and this is the impostor Paul McCartney installed by the Illuminati and the Bilderberg Group, and he’s singing to the Whitey-hating wife of that fake Kenyan “U.S. President” muslim guy Obama on a stage that was built by Freemasons which is papered with copies of his Hawaiian birth certificate forgery, and a Chem trail-leaving UFO from a planet of Lizard People that can be seen in the sky behind the Apollo Moon Landing is carrying a Bigfoot, JFK, Princess Diana, Elvis, Andy Kaufman, Richard Nixon and Rasputin lands at the end of the song, then every conspiracy theory in the world is happening all at once and we can see a hole ripped into in the Space/Time Continuum.
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Well, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus, and now Obama is, so it makes sense, when you think of it.
Ba-rak is how you say Barack in the original British. That’s how the guy who filled out his birth certificate would have said it.