Sarah Palin Pisses On Ronald Reagan's Grave

Sarah Palin is so super-maverick-y now that she won't even honor her vow to make a speech at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, where she was scheduled to speak at the Simi Valley Republican Ladies Group Fund-raiser for Republicans, a very widely reported exciting event that was to be her first public appearance since just quitting the governorship of Alaska because fuck those people, right?

 TheVentura County Starreports:  

Just days after officially stepping down as governor of Alaska, former GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is dropping out of an advertised speaking engagement in Simi Valley ....

It was on Thursday that Palin’s spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton made public the news of the decision not to attend the event via Palin’s Facebook page.

Up to 900 people were expected to attend the event at $100 a ticket for members and $150 for non-members, but media had been barred from the occasion.

Facebook! She fucks these people over via Facebook . She'll probably take Bristol out of her will via Twitter.

Meg, Palin's loyal nut-case sidekick and spokesperson, said Palin bailedthistime because she has so much, uhm, work to do. Commitments, too. Work and commitments. Also.

Says the Ventura paper, "It is unclear what those other work and commitments are."

Hahahahah. Why does lazy quitter Sarah Palin hate Republican ladies? And why must she desecrate the grave of Ronald Reagan?

 Palin Not Coming To Reagan Library [Ventura County Star]