Jesus christ: “Clinton’s $22 million in campaign debts (a good chunk of it owed to herself), has somehow now turned into some $3+ million in cash on hand and still growing, some in her old Senate fund and some in her defunct presidential campaign war chest.”
And she’s got eight campaign staffers, still working for her, even though she’s “not running” for anything, at this exact moment (maybe), because she is supposedly America’s chief diplomat for the president, Barack Obama, who bizarrely encouraged PUMAs and other sad-sacks to help pay off Hillary’s campaign debt, which mostly meant replacing Hillary’s personal millions one Discover-card charge at a time. Monster. [Top of the Ticket]
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That should keep Bubba in hookers and coke for about 20 mins.
Don’t put Hillary down just because she shorted Halliburton stock at $45 (now at $22).
http://markets.on.nytimes.com/research/stocks/tools/analysis_tools.asp?symbol=HAL
Good luck in 2012, Hills. It’s all in good fun, as I’m not sure Joe is ripe for the prime banana slot or whatever.
Dunno who she’ll be after eight years of working with Hopey.
I like Hills and her pantsuits.
Should we expect more Hilarity?
[re=374383]Buzz Feedback[/re]: It’s like back to the future all over again! Watch this important video on the future of America!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Xrcp6k8VE
Will she allow the press to photograph the tennis balls on her walker at the 2048 debates?
Guess there were more morbidly obese Lifetime-watching, Rascal-riding, barren lady bitter racists than we thought.
No surprise here. She once invested $1,000 in the commodities market and made $100,000 in 10 months! She should be running Treasury.
[re=374399]Rev. Peter Lemonjello[/re]: DON’T TALK ABOUT THE PUMAS THAT WAY, you big bully! You may even get the Pig of the Week award if you continue THIS AWFUL behavior.
All I’m saying is that I better not be getting any emails from Terry McAuliff any time soon. Or ever.
[re=374383]Buzz Feedback[/re]: And apple pie milkshakes. Also.
Donate now, and you will help Hillary purchase a router, table saw, lots of magazine subscriptions and enough formaldehyde to kill a horse. Act now and soon her neighbors will want to know, just what the hell is she building in there?
I bet Hillary gives Obama the creeps.
[re=374399]Rev. Peter Lemonjello[/re]: Hey, all I’m sayin’ is that I wanna see the diabetes-related amputation rates among these sluts. I don’t think that’s piggish at all.
What happened? Did she have Mark Penn whacked?
[re=374411]Cape Clod[/re]: To do that would require more formaldehyde than $3 million will purchase.
[re=374398]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Tennis balls on her walker? I believe you are mistaken.
They will be Vice President Rand Paul’s balls. And her WalkerNutz® will be solid gold.
[re=374407]god.was.stingy[/re]: I heard she used to have a consulting business in Indonesia.
Hillary’s hoping to save up enough cash to hire the time-traveling operatives who planted that Kommie Kenyan’s fake birth announcements in the Honolulu papers in 1961. Then she can have them win the Iowa caucuses for her last year, restoring the time stream to its proper Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton alignment…
[re=374402]shortsshortsshorts[/re]:
[re=374402]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Pig of the Week?! Why don’t somebody tell me these things.
[re=374411]Cape Clod[/re]: It would take a search party several weeks to find it before Mark Penn could be whacked.
Hey, where’d you guys get a picture of my house?! Also, I’m selling that vehicle in the cash-for-clunkers socialist bailout program.
Whoever gave Hillz money so she could pay herself back is a Grade A sucker. And I’ve got some land off the coast of Nebraska I think they’d be interested in.
[re=374396]the problem child[/re]: bad puns are very bad.
[re=374420]LittlePig[/re]:
We thought you knew! Don’t you all talk to each other?
Will Bower will be by shortly to take credit
[re=374396]the problem child[/re]: You have failed Americans everywhere, today.
This proves that there is indeed a kink market for cankles and those pervy fuckers pay LARGE.
Darrrarggggh Murphy just felt a disturbance in the force.
[re=374395]karen[/re]: Look closer at that pic: the frozen expression, coupled with the makeup applied with a trowel, legs all akimbo. This is obviously a candid shot of Cindy McCain at Sturgis.
OMG! Does this mean they finally have to pay Mark Penn for fucking her campaign?
Maybe she isn’t planning on using the cash to run, but rather to take care of the four people between her and the big seat in the oval.
It’s Cindy McCain in a Walmart vest!
[re=374386]TGY[/re]:
Prediction. Hopey and Hilz spend less time married than Kate and Jon.
You know it’s a slow day when we’re back to the Hillary/cunt/cankles shtick. Yawn. Think I’ll go back to work.
I too wonder “wheres Moonika?”
[re=374423]hobospacejunkie[/re]:
How’s that Hopey investment paying off so far? Let’s review. Economy? Ruined? Afghanistan? Iraq only with snow in the winter. Race relations? We’re not exactly approaching a post racial utopia. Healthcare? Apparently reality has begun to set it. The same people who opposed the Clintons aren’t exactly unilaterally disarming the way Hopey’s legions said they would. Of course none of this is his fault. Nothing can ever really be his fault. He’s infallible. Still, he’s not quite as popular as he used to be. Maybe he’ll reverse it but it’s probably more likely his popularity peaked on election day.
[re=374407]god.was.stingy[/re]: Well played. 2 points for the Waits reference. Carry on.
Likewise, this can only be good news for John McCain, also.
[re=374508]Snarkalicious[/re]: I feel dirty for dragging out that old horse carcass.
I guess a lot of people wanted to get a shot a going at it with Begala and Carville.
It’s Doritos and Cheetos for everyone at the Mark Penn compound tonight.
[re=374503]pdiddycornchips[/re]: Call Mark Penn. He wants to hire you to add humor to speeches. He heard you were hilarious, creative, and insightful.
The Neocon Ruling Class: Bush Bush Clinton Bush Clinton Clinton…
Future of a Nation that can not trust the Government & Propaganda Media?
How many times has the Government & Propaganda Media lied to you?
Chronic lying as career path or intellectual prostitution for paycheck?
Gravel Kucinich Paul Nader McKinney Ventura Sheehan Kaptur.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.
Poodles, Puppets, Sham debates, Scam elections.
9/11 liars, AIPAC liars, Federal Reserve liars.
Speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil?
Greed & corruption or conscience?
Leaks from Whistleblowers.
perotcharts.com
[re=374503]pdiddycornchips[/re]: Yes, I have no idea why, after taking office when America was in an utter shithole on January 20th, Obama hasn’t fixed everything right on up plus gotten everyone free ice cream and hookers and bought the world a Coke by July 31st. Just dragging his feet, I guess; you know Those People are lazy.
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