BUT SHE CAN'T EVEN TALK!  5:36 pm July 28, 2009

Sarah Palin Shopping Around Talk Radio Show

by Ken Layne

But she's got a mind for teevee!The trade journal Inside Radio reports: “While not exactly shopping the GOP’s 2008 vice presidential candidate, sources say Palin representatives have been quietly testing the waters to see how much interest radio syndicators have for her.” Perfect! This is how Palin does everything now: passive-aggressively “gauge interest” and if people don’t kiss your ass enough, even though you commit to nothing, just say Fuck ‘Em and move on to the next assholes who won’t give you the proper respect. Then you can write a poem about it, on Twitter. [Inside Radio via Political Wire]

 

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rambone July 28, 2009 at 5:40 pm

She would make an excellent stand-in for Jackie “Jokeman” Martling.

american mutt July 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm

I know some people who will give proper respect to her asshole.

ManchuCandidate July 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm

I hate to break it to you Ms Ex-Supreme intellectual Leader of US America’s Ice Box, but radio hides your only true strength, your looks. Why do you think Limbaugh’s on radio?

Tommmcatt July 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm

I’m dead certain she could get on Howard Stern….

slappypaddy July 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm

radio no good for babble spass, no good, someone need tell her, she a teevee person, tits and ass, sassy look in eye, she no good for radio, she go teevee, be star, many men be watch her and please selves when home alone, someone need tell her

ManchuCandidate July 28, 2009 at 5:44 pm

[re=372966]Tommmcatt[/re]:
She could, but would she ride the Symbian?

Tommmcatt July 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm

[re=372960]rambone[/re]:

Ooh, Jinx!

WadISay July 28, 2009 at 5:46 pm

The only way I could stand Palin on TV was to hit the mute button. On radio, this doesn’t leave much.

sludjbunni July 28, 2009 at 5:47 pm

[re=372967]slappypaddy[/re]: she’s my little rock and roll.

queeraselvis v 2.0 July 28, 2009 at 5:51 pm

There are two good things about this: 1) dear ole Snowbilly would be consigned to AM radio and 2) NPR’s minimum IQ requirements guarantee that she’ll never get hired on there.

problemwithcaring July 28, 2009 at 5:53 pm

Only Sarah would consider “almost making a date with the fake-president of France” as radio experience.

slappypaddy July 28, 2009 at 5:54 pm

[re=372974]sludjbunni[/re]: the pool’s in and well-used, and with this one, the patio’s dry

problemwithcaring July 28, 2009 at 5:54 pm

[re=372979]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: So Juan Williams really was affirmative action…

god.was.stingy July 28, 2009 at 5:55 pm

This is like Idi Amin trying to sell a cookbook.

queeraselvis v 2.0 July 28, 2009 at 5:58 pm

[re=372985]problemwithcaring[/re]: Yup. He’s their token schizophrenic.

V572625694 July 28, 2009 at 5:59 pm

[re=372965]ManchuCandidate[/re]: [re=372967]slappypaddy[/re]: [re=372973]WadISay[/re]: Exactly. Snowbilly’s got a coupla years of looking good left in her. But her voice and diction are root-canal-without-anesthetic punitive. Say what you like about Rushbo, he’s fluent and his voice is…nah, can’t do it.

Texan Bulldoggette July 28, 2009 at 5:59 pm

Jesus, I’d rather listen to 2 days of the ShamWow guy yelling at me than 1 minute of Snowbilly.

[re=372965]ManchuCandidate[/re]: She also can’t do all that quaint [literal] finger pointing on radio. And her fans can’t see her bob her head to know when to applaud. I frankly don’t know what she is knowledgeable enough in to carry a 2 hour radio show ….

AngryBlakGuy July 28, 2009 at 6:02 pm

…I’m not sure which is more likely to cause a rip in the space time continuum? Turning on the Large Hadron Collider or broadcasting her voice over a 20,000 watt antennae?!?!

eoberhauser July 28, 2009 at 6:03 pm

I’m just still patiently awaiting those non-politically-correct tweets we were promised.

Accordion-o-rama July 28, 2009 at 6:03 pm

With Sarah’s on AM, my wood shop radio can now double as a router/stripper.

AngryBlakGuy July 28, 2009 at 6:04 pm

[re=372996]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: …I’d rather have someone give me a prostate exam with a chain-saw than listen to her for 3 hours!

rambone July 28, 2009 at 6:05 pm

[re=372972]Tommmcatt[/re]: [re=372968]ManchuCandidate[/re]:

Sybian, eh? Methinks you might be on to something here. I’d tune in to see (hear?) that every day, in five minute increments of course.

Native of SL UT July 28, 2009 at 6:05 pm

[re=372996]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: what she is knowledgeable enough in to carry a 2 hour radio show ….
That is her special skill, to take a simple statement that would take you or I two minutes to convey and turn it into a run-on sentence that lasts 15 minutes and includes mentioning the troops and special needs kids and freedom and stuff.
OK, so maybe that simple statement would take you 2 minutes.

SayItWithWookies July 28, 2009 at 6:05 pm

Is there really a market for a Sarah Palin radio show when you can achieve the same effect by stuffing yourself in the washing machine and putting it on the spin cycle?

ManchuCandidate July 28, 2009 at 6:07 pm

Baby, if you’ve ever wondered,
Wondered whatever became of me,
I’m living on the air in US America,
US America, WKRP.

chascates July 28, 2009 at 6:08 pm

Alex Jones is always looking for help. Someone mentioned she might go totally fundamentalist but I don’t see that. Extreme fundies, like Christian Reconstructionists, believe women are mens’ helpmates and should stay in the kitchen. Palin’s too bossy to be one of those. She’s one of the middle-of-the-road Rapture Queens.

Look for the PUMA Radio Network featuring Sarah Palin on select AM stations this fall. Sponsored by the NRA, Midol, and Sky Blue Credit Repair.

TeddyS July 28, 2009 at 6:10 pm

Welcome to my Real America radio show! This radio show is mine to talk to Real Americans about issues about Real Americans, you betcha’. And also to honor the troops, too, I won’t be making stuff up. My first is why President Osambo is not a Real American, because he was never even born! In the second hour of my Fox Radio Network radio show, the Real America, we will talk on other stuff, like why everybody picks on me and makes stuff up about me. My first Fox poll numbers are in and my new radio show, Really America, has already Number Oned, Numero Uno, as our illegal immigrant friends like to say when they shoot Real Americans. Now this message from my sponsor, the Democratic National Committee.

dr.giraud July 28, 2009 at 6:10 pm

[re=372995]V572625694[/re]: I’d agree with you about her awful voice be unsuited for radio, except: Have you ever heard Mark Levin? If that screeching little troll can get an audience. . . .

Neoyorquino July 28, 2009 at 6:11 pm

Quick preview of Radio Palin: close your eyes and listen as you start flipping randomly through the channels on your TV remote . . . non-sensical, incoherent strings of adjectives and conjunctions. Also.

S.Luggo July 28, 2009 at 6:11 pm

Once Sarah goes on the radio, she will be able to finally remove her make-up (if that’s possible). We’ll then see (metaphorically speaking) who the real Palin is. http://www.lematin.ch/files/imagecache/150×115/promos/grippeA.jpg

BTW: SP wants to know if radio another word for Twitter.

problemwithcaring July 28, 2009 at 6:12 pm

[re=372996]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Sure. But which would you rather listen to Sarahcuda discussing the merits of US policy toward Pakistan or Neal Horsley’s abortion folk songs on youTube? And, you have to choose one or the other on the threat of death.

Failed 2 Menace July 28, 2009 at 6:16 pm

The exposure of her many intellectual flaws on a long-form radio show sounds at first blush like something to relish, but it is depressing to acknowledge that no faceplant she manages into any flavor of shit sandwich is likely to deter much of her delightfully anti-intellectual fan base.

If they couldn’t catch on by now that she is all sham, what difference will more of the same make?

President Beeblebrox July 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm

[re=372960]rambone[/re]: sounds OK to me as long as Billy West makes and voices a Sarah Palin puppet too.

PrairiePossum July 28, 2009 at 6:19 pm

Imagine a Sarah the non-governor and Joe the non-plumber radio show – comedy gold.

thegunner July 28, 2009 at 6:20 pm

*************LIVE MEGHAN ALONE,,MWAHHHH,

chascates July 28, 2009 at 6:22 pm

Tellingly, under this story on HuffPo is:

“Chimp’s Memoir May Win Book Prize”

jodyleek July 28, 2009 at 6:23 pm

But, think of the possibilities! Sarah and Rush get in a ratings war. You know Rush won’t like his devotees getting their daily dose of stupid from someone else, even Tundratits. Splits the wingnuts right in two and they get all shouty and such. It could be magically delicious.

Extemporanus July 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm

[re=373004]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: A 3 hour Palin radio show would probably sound the same as you receiving a prostate exam with a chainsaw.

Throw in an hourly recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance, some random wild animal calls & gunshots, and Lee Greendwood reciting Bible verse, and you got yerself a solid gold wingnut radio show, baby!

GAY-ronfuckin-TEED!

Texan Bulldoggette July 28, 2009 at 6:26 pm

[re=373018]problemwithcaring[/re]: Well, since the former would never happen; she probably thinks Pakistan is the name of a moving guy (Packing Stan). So, I’ll go for the abortion song.

Extemporanus July 28, 2009 at 6:26 pm

Sarah Palin has a face for radio, a mind for television, and a vagina for IMAX movie screens.

Todd Mecklem July 28, 2009 at 6:27 pm

She’d have to wrestle Dr. Laura for the title of Wingnut Radio Queen…

Perrys Mollycoddler July 28, 2009 at 6:29 pm

Mr. Wang Tang Sweet Pootang Ted Nugent, himself, can be her little wingnut sidekick.

Smoke Filled Roommate July 28, 2009 at 6:30 pm

She can do her Greatest Hits: Putin’s Head, In What Respect, Charlie?, Crosseyed Flute, and Lots of Dogs.

slappypaddy July 28, 2009 at 6:34 pm

[re=372995]V572625694[/re]: “her voice and diction are root-canal-without-anesthetic punitive”

it hurts just to think about, and that’s the fly in the ointment of her being a GILF or a MILF or any other kind of ILF — in person, you’d have to listen to her talk (and she’d ask for money, i swear she would)

4sheets July 28, 2009 at 6:45 pm

Um, do we really need every truck driver in the country being whipped into wingflappery another 2-3 hours a day? Prius owners beware.

Pithaughn July 28, 2009 at 6:46 pm

[re=373000]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Oh no!! All fear the Palin Boson! I wish I knew some quantum physics humour to add right here.

Dirty Harriett July 28, 2009 at 6:58 pm

If she’s on the radio, nobody will see her trademark winks.

Extemporanus July 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm

[re=373044]Pithaughn[/re]: Here ya go:

Two electrons are sitting on a bench in the park. Another electron comes walking by and says “Hi there, can I come sit with you?”, to which the electrons reply “Don’t be ridiculous, we aren’t bosons!”

(It’s funny because it’s true.)

Here’s another:

A neutron walks into a bar. “How much for a beer?” it asks. The bartender’s reply: “For you, no charge.”

Ok, ok, just one more:

A: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
Q: Let me atom!

Jukesgrrl July 28, 2009 at 7:17 pm

[re=373047]Dirty Harriett[/re]: How will we get starbursts without the winks and the fancy pageant walking? But actually, I don’t think she’s in the mood anymore to seduce U.S. America with charm. Lately, she’s just been a big ball of anger and hate. Bi-polar disorder will do that, donchaknow?

[re=373013]TeddyS[/re]: Great script, TS! Are you the person who posted the resume cover letter from her speechwriter on Gawker yesterday? That was a prize-winner, too.

SmutBoffin July 28, 2009 at 7:17 pm

[re=373044]Pithaughn[/re]: Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop. Cop comes over, leans in the window, and asks, “Do you know how fast you were going, Werner?” To which Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know where I am.”

One more: Orly Taitz to appear on The Colbert Report

Godot July 28, 2009 at 7:19 pm

[re=373035]slappypaddy[/re]: Ball gag, my friend. Ball gag.

problemwithcaring July 28, 2009 at 7:40 pm

[re=373054]SmutBoffin[/re]: Oh Thank you kind sir/madame for that link…Oh, the glorious comments!!

“I watch every episode, Stephen is stupendous. He has mentioned the Certigate Controversy several times, always as a humorous jab at Obama. He’s never diminished the claims or ridiculed the questions we have, though of due to the format of the show his treatment of the topic is usually reduced to one-line quips. His is one of precious few television outlets that has not been cowed into silence on the subject of Barack’s eligibility.”

Delicious.

hobospacejunkie July 28, 2009 at 7:41 pm

[re=372967]slappypaddy[/re]: +1

How is Babble Spass formed?

Servo July 28, 2009 at 7:54 pm

All squawk, all the time? I can only hope for more intense solar storms.

DustBowlBlues July 28, 2009 at 7:55 pm

[re=372995]V572625694[/re]: “Say what you like about Rushbo, he’s fluent and his voice is…nah, can’t do it.”

Yeah, but you tried. That’s what matters.

NYNYNY July 28, 2009 at 7:55 pm

[re=373013]TeddyS[/re]:
-You’re listening to ‘Triggonometry’ with Rev. Trig Palin and the Rev. Dr. Governor Sarah Palin, AM 820 Christian Rock and Todays Politics.

-Hiya everyone, this is the third hour, and like I promised ya, we’re takin’ calls. Chris, in Godless elite Boston, you’re on the air.

-Hi Governor. Wait, should we still call you Governor, I mean, you resigned and

-Oops, did you hang up on that man Trig?

-Yeahhhss

-Sasha in Idaho Falls, you’re on the air, how ya doin?

SmutBoffin July 28, 2009 at 7:58 pm

“While it’s true that Colbert will probably mock you, he has a big following, so this will give you a lot of media exposure. [Huh? To what end? I think that the Birther movement has come to the point where there aren't any people left who are stupid enough to get on board.] Just rehearse your argument so you can hit all of the key issues quickly. And be sure to focus on Vattel’s “Law of Nations” and Obama’s British citizenship at birth. [British? Double-huh? This one has gone 'through the looking-glass' and come out the other side, but with their brain on backwards.]”

“Dear Dr. Orly. Please don’t go .It’s a trap.” [OK, this is just charming]

voyetra8 July 28, 2009 at 8:01 pm

Remember kids. The mainstream media sucks.

Unless of course, your shit is syndicated.

Servo July 28, 2009 at 8:01 pm

[re=373050]Extemporanus[/re]:
Please step away from the cyclotron.

NYNYNY July 28, 2009 at 8:02 pm

[re=373054]SmutBoffin[/re]: Sweet baby jesus. One of the comments: “I urge you not to do the show.” Ahhhhh. I love the taitz of orly in the morning.

widget09 July 28, 2009 at 8:07 pm

You mean there are not enough nuts on AM radio now? That screechy-assed voice alone shoud negate that! Maybe she should remain queen of the “twitter twats”. I still worry that there still may be enough dumbasses to put her dumb ass in office, I could picture some “night of the living dead” scenario like what happened in 00/04. BRRRAAIINS!

DustBowlBlues July 28, 2009 at 8:15 pm

I have no idea who Dr. Orly is, but I glanced at that site and already have him pegged as one of those pathetic wingers who’ll do anything to be on the teevee. That said, my favorite comment is the cheerleader who says that Dr. Whoeverthefuckthisguy will use hi giant brain to humiliate poor, dumb Stephen Colbert.

Right. Of course, this winger is probably too stupid to understand satire and will think Colbert IS humiliated.

Well, I’m tired of all this winger talk. The old man wants to cruise porn anyway, so I think I’ll go get the medical dictionary and see if being post-menopausal means I’m too old to have an abortion. Talking about Palin makes me want to do something liberal.

torera July 28, 2009 at 8:21 pm

Typical. She doesn’t even get it that it’s her looks people want, not her voice or her “speeches” or her “ideas.” She’d better find some way to make her pile before she has to start feeling bad about her neck.

Servo July 28, 2009 at 8:25 pm

OT
Tennessee State Senator Paul Stanley is the latest Repub busted having an affair!

Advocatus_Diaboli July 28, 2009 at 8:29 pm

I wish that picture didn’t give me a semi – curse you Wonkett!

Extemporanus July 28, 2009 at 8:30 pm

[re=373079]Servo[/re]: Sorry—it was tachyon me to go fission for cheap laughs like that. I promise not to make another quantum mechanics joke unless I’m positive that it won’t Bohr you.

Joshua Norton July 28, 2009 at 8:30 pm

Hey, Oxiclean needs a new spokesmodel. Maybe a snowbilly home maker would be just the thing. They really should retire the ones with the late Billy Mays. In fact, I just saw him on a commercial hawking insurance. He said it was the company he used to keep him and his whole family healthy. I don’t think dead people can really provide credible endorsements for health products.

Country Club Jihadi July 28, 2009 at 8:30 pm

I’m sure that Hell has a short-wave station she can broadcast from, like KTRD or something. However, this bitch needs a one-way ticket to the Trinity Broadcasting Network to take over for the broke-ass Steven Baldwin and to get crackin’ on the exorcisms with Pastor Murthee. She would be a superstar on Christian teevee and I feel that she will end up there.

Sister Mary July 28, 2009 at 8:31 pm

Radio show! How soon would a caller drive her to Glenn Beck’s “GET OFF MY PHONE” insanity!

Mumpedo July 28, 2009 at 8:37 pm

[re=373054]SmutBoffin[/re]: yeesh. Well, my comment of “lololololol” as “Deepfried Oily Taintz” has lasted about 10 min without being scrubbed, but it does still say the moderator needs to way in.

I thought Taintz was a Californian, whats with the east coast time stamp on comments?

barneyfunk July 28, 2009 at 8:37 pm

Why does Wonkett hate the troops so much? Making fun of Sarah Palin kills American soldiers! Mooseburger said so!

Servo July 28, 2009 at 8:38 pm

[re=373095]Extemporanus[/re]:
Just no “Planck the monkey” jokes, please.

kdaddy July 28, 2009 at 8:39 pm

Hopefully broadcast from a quonset hut just outside Prudhoe Bay.

stew July 28, 2009 at 8:43 pm

Radiowise, she may have to compete with this unemployed repub.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/28/paul-stanley-tennessee-st_n_246641.html

Hooray For Anything July 28, 2009 at 8:46 pm

What’s the over/under for how long she’ll have a radio show before she quits…er…decides that bailing on her signed contract is a Maverick-y thing to do? One year? A year and a half? Two years?

EdFlinstone July 28, 2009 at 8:47 pm

So now Sarah will be raping my ears with her mouth.

Texan Bulldoggette July 28, 2009 at 9:05 pm

[re=373084]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Dr. Orly is a woman; she sounds & looks like she’s a former Romanian gymnast.

Extemporanus July 28, 2009 at 9:18 pm

[re=373104]Servo[/re]: Though I’m not certain, I guess that means “stroking Schrödinger’s cat” jokes are out of the question as well?

That’s a shame—they really quark me up.

what tha? July 28, 2009 at 9:38 pm

She is going to join the Problem Media, god bless the troops, but what about pointing, hairdos, shoes, suits, and sneers?? Lost, all lost, if she is just some disembodied head on the radio. She may as well look like Rush Limbaugh on his whoopee cushion- who would know??

lumpenprole July 28, 2009 at 9:41 pm

She could pick up work as one of those monomaniacal advice columnists for The Onion.

OzoneTom July 28, 2009 at 10:10 pm

Unless she perfects the ability to transmit winks though the radio, there’s not gonna be too much groinal sparkling or leg-tingling going on out there in Real America.

Mr Blifil July 28, 2009 at 10:40 pm

She and Joe The Plumber can get together and retool the “Fibber Magee and Molly” radio series, complete with hilarious exploding closets, fart sound effects, and bestiality. Tastefully applied, of course, with due reverence to the sacrifices of Oceania’s valiant heroes who give so much in freedom’s name.

Or maybe she will be the voice of the Yu Wan Mei corporation. She does not waste time and knows how to fully apply her talents!

El Pinche July 28, 2009 at 10:41 pm

The FCC is mandating, in name of our American troops, that all radios be equipped with band-pass filters that block out harmful screeching whining quitter audio frequencies to avoid damage to the human ear.

El Pinche July 28, 2009 at 10:47 pm

[re=373114]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Speaking of firruners, if there was a fight between Orly Taintz and Arianna , Arianna would choke a clown bitch.

Trash Mountain July 28, 2009 at 11:06 pm

Troops be praised! Our Fearless Quitter has passed the ball to shooting guard Sean Parnell to only come back in for the alley oop! Sarah Palin’s musings broadcasted all across the US of A, fightin’ em’ over there so she don’t have to fight ‘em over here, right here in Alaska.

P.S. NOT FUNNY WONKETT

mcc July 28, 2009 at 11:14 pm

AM radio? Seriously? Seriously? This is the future of the Republican Party, folks!

They seriously do believe it’s 1993 again and all they have to do to win is the exact same things they did in 1993, don’t they.

Paul Tardy July 28, 2009 at 11:19 pm

Actually radio sort of makes sense although I would have thought with her near Ukrainian looks, TV.

mookworthjwilson July 29, 2009 at 12:00 am

[re=373106]stew[/re]: [re=373090]Servo[/re]: well he is a member of KISS so that is to be expected…

boinggg July 29, 2009 at 12:10 am

I hate to admit it, but it could be just the thing for Palin. Her awful voice can be mellowed out with any number of enhancers that are available now. All she has to do is start out with a list of buzz words: media, troops, guns, abortion, etc. She can babble on for hours; and at such time her rabid fans master the touch-tone telephone, they can call her up and babble back about how terrible it all is now, what with the non-white people having babies all the time, making bombs, and mocking our Lord and Savior.

Palin sees everything in life as a competition. So after she has achieved an amount of success in talk radio, she’ll set her sights on Limbaugh’s afternoon audience. God, how I would love to witness that fight!

Smoke Filled Roommate July 29, 2009 at 12:40 am

[re=373163]boinggg[/re]: Palin sees everything in life as a competition. So after she has achieved an amount of success in talk radio, she’ll set her sights on Limbaugh’s afternoon audience. God, how I would love to witness that fight!

Like a good WWF match, that could keep Redtards occupied for awhile. However, only one message can spout from the unified guano faucet..
On the plus side, I think she’d encourage a bunch of ‘lil Sarahs to ditch the pageantry gowns and belly up to Hate Radio in the name of Feminism and uh, smart communications-like stuff..

Joshua Norton July 29, 2009 at 1:05 am

a bunch of ‘lil Sarahs to ditch the pageantry gowns and belly up to Hate Radio

Didn’t Ms. California Fake Boobs of 2009 already do that? And get a book deal? There’s money in being a stupid bigot. And you have a big audience because it’s a lot easier for repub-tards to coast along on their lizard brain than to strain it by actually learning things.

wilhed July 29, 2009 at 2:27 am

it never ceases to amaze how many women viscerally and immediately hate Sarah Palin. Much fodder for psychoanalysis of the female mind

Bruno July 29, 2009 at 2:29 am

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FIARNESS DOCKTRINES? NoBAMA WILL MAKE OUR BELUVED SARA BE ON THE RADIO MACHINES WITH SOME STOOPID librul in the INTREST OF THE PUBIC

getoffmylawn July 29, 2009 at 4:30 am

Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we have found the replacement for the late Billy Mays. Pity, because Billy was actually good at what he did.

krustysfather July 29, 2009 at 6:29 am

[re=373013]TeddyS[/re]: This is doomed to become viral: I can’t be the only person who pasted your comment into an E-mail and sent it to friends…

Better American Than You July 29, 2009 at 6:37 am

Her one modest appeal is visual, in a trailer-park-MILF kind of way. Her voice is that of a gaggle of cats doing a polka on a chalk board. To hear her interview someone like Little Jeff Sessions would create an aural battle so awful as to produce fusion in a spit cup.

Servo July 29, 2009 at 7:42 am

[re=373117]Extemporanus[/re]:
Depends on the cat’s state.

El Pinche July 29, 2009 at 8:47 am

[re=373192]Bruno[/re]: I almost laugh-sprayed my coffee on that last bit. Pubics and wee wees make el pinchee laff!!

ForTheTurnstiles July 29, 2009 at 8:55 am

[re=373190]wilhed[/re]: Sarah Palin is a hateful, spiteful mean girl. There’s none of that mysterious intuitive Sylvia Brown bullshit behind it. Many women hate Sarah Palin because they’ve met women like Sarah Palin and have good reason to find such women untrustworthy, contemptible, and generally miserable company. You don’t see many female people lining up for Ann Coulter either.

Gumboz1953 July 29, 2009 at 9:06 am

[re=373190]wilhed[/re]: Actually, I’m a woman and I liked her, at first. Until she opened her mouth.

Johnny Zhivago July 29, 2009 at 9:47 am

[re=373077]SmutBoffin[/re]: So Obama was a British Citizen at birth – just like George Washington!!!!

CorkPopper July 29, 2009 at 10:54 am

[re=373190]wilhed[/re]: I’m with Gumboz1953. On paper, she seemed appealing enough. Then she gave a convention speech that could be boiled down to “Fuck you and everything you think is important, like education and facts and improving your community and caring for the environment and so on, also” and she did it with a wink and a bitchy smile and I immediately began to hate her with white-hot intensity. Not complicated psychologically at all.

Deedle July 29, 2009 at 11:09 am

[re=373028]Extemporanus[/re]: Ewwww. I don’t want to know anything about the Palin vag.

worrierqueen July 29, 2009 at 12:25 pm

I hear she’s got the inside running on becoming the next political commentator for Radio for the Deaf.

102415 July 29, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Rumours from Alaska are that she’s looking at moving to the Hamptons. So much for loving Alaska. Poor Todd, I hope he gets some alimony and child support when they get a divorce.

HolyCow July 29, 2009 at 1:03 pm

So what happens when she becomes part of the media?

Will she blame her miseries on herself or blame herself for making things up?

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