TWATTING FROM HELL  10:17 am July 28, 2009

Cindy McCain Has An Observation, On Twitter

by Jim Newell

Hiya, Cougs! “Everything?” Hard to say. But the McCain Family’s illiterate psychobabble, on Twitter? Always! Jesus. Why won’t these satire sites GROW UP AND GET SERIOUS? [Twitter]

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Don Juanquete July 28, 2009 at 10:21 am

The McCai famil is readin us! We’re famou! And funn.

4tehlulz July 28, 2009 at 10:22 am

Who’s Wonkett?

mookworthjwilson July 28, 2009 at 10:22 am

OMG…that avatar…staring at me with those cold dead eyes….arrrrgggghhhh…I’m turning to stone…

But seriously…you know what’s funny…when a dottering old rageaholic calls his wife a trollop and a c*nt…that’s funny…

ManchuCandidate July 28, 2009 at 10:23 am

Oh christ, she told mom. Great just fucking great.

Does this mean Walnuts is next to twit?

Rumproast July 28, 2009 at 10:24 am

Damn you, Wonkett. I stopped following Meghan ages ago (because reading her Tweets made *me* want to kill myself) and now I’m going to have to start following the whole clan.

Dr. Zoidberg July 28, 2009 at 10:25 am

I was going to make pithy comment re:Cougar McCain’s inability to spell, but Don Juanquete beat me to it.

So I’ll just make a comment re: my inability to make a pithy comment re:Cougar McCain’s inability to spell.

Now my head hurts.

Noodle Salad July 28, 2009 at 10:25 am

Wonkett also plasters on the makeup like a trollop.

GIJoeIce July 28, 2009 at 10:25 am

HAHAHA you made fun of somebody and then got yelled at by her mom!!!

Suds McKenzie July 28, 2009 at 10:25 am

This must be what it felt like on Mt. Sinai when God Spoke to Mosses.

greg July 28, 2009 at 10:28 am

no seriously with the avatar. wow.

SmutBoffin July 28, 2009 at 10:28 am

You’ve made a very powerful enemy, Wonkett. Keep your eyes locked on that rear-view mirror, since the next Budweiser rig you see on the highway might be piloted by a heavily-sedated blonde and her husband, whose rictus-grin forewarns your own death.

Advocatus_Diaboli July 28, 2009 at 10:28 am

Great, that means the pillhead may actually read this:
Hey Cindy, John and Meghan: How about a 3-way with a giant bag of dicks?

ForTheTurnstiles July 28, 2009 at 10:30 am

Is she not asking for abuse?

Canuckledragger July 28, 2009 at 10:30 am

Hey Cin, I may not be as buff as the Navy Seals you ogle on the beach, but like Bill Clinton, I suck pussy like a champ.

*call me*

freakishlystrong July 28, 2009 at 10:30 am

Did Cindy just cock-block Wonkett?

MARCdMan July 28, 2009 at 10:30 am

[re=372168]GIJoeIce[/re]: Lol, mission accomplished.

eclecticbrotha July 28, 2009 at 10:32 am

Great, now the McCains will employ the patented Palin approach: whine, attack through media surrogates, organize a protest that draws 5 geriatric PUMAs and then resign from office. WAY TO GO, WONKETT!!!!

proudgrampa July 28, 2009 at 10:32 am

Wow. That’s quite a Zinger…

Why won’t the McCains go away? Why?? WHY?!??!1!!!???

PoliticalGraffiti July 28, 2009 at 10:33 am

dont they get that the harder they fight back, the more they’re gonna get ragged on?

Terry July 28, 2009 at 10:34 am

Cindy is the brains and backbone in that family. Too bad her plans for her husband didn’t work out so well. The daughter, well, you just have to hope for the best.

Advocatus_Diaboli July 28, 2009 at 10:34 am
eclecticbrotha July 28, 2009 at 10:34 am

How soon before Cindy claims Wonkett accused Meghan of being raped by a muscular brown person?

Bypartizoa July 28, 2009 at 10:35 am

Now, this is more like it!

gurukalehuru July 28, 2009 at 10:36 am

Wo! Jus wo! W ar a importan a Davi Letterma! Trucknut. Als.

Suds McKenzie July 28, 2009 at 10:37 am

So Cindy thinks we have all forgotten about her Captain Mullet?

Never forget Cindy, … For The TROOPS!!

avoidinggradingpapers July 28, 2009 at 10:38 am

Seriously, this cluelessness is why those people lost the election. Or maybe she’s actually extraordinarily brilliant in revealing that, in fact, everything IS funny to us. Everything except that scary avatar…yikes.

Autochthon July 28, 2009 at 10:41 am

I’d think, with her millions, Mrs. McCoug could to pay other people to be peeved at Wonkett for her…

jetjaguar July 28, 2009 at 10:41 am


Cindy reads Wonkette! HI CINDY! *waves*

Not everything is funny to us, but epic charlatan failures like your husband and daughter are!

BYE NOW, and don’t forget to bookmark us!

ManchuCandidate July 28, 2009 at 10:41 am

“And I feel like somebodeeeee’s watching meeeeee!”


Autochthon July 28, 2009 at 10:42 am

I suspect she stumbled across Wonkette whilst looking for cookie recipes…

Texan Bulldoggette July 28, 2009 at 10:43 am

Well, if Cindy would visit more often, she’d find out that, yeah, everything is funny to Wonkett. Esp. rich beer heiresses that break up a marriage, gets the dude, only to find out he’s a cranky old bastard that calls her nasty names in front of other people. Now that is HI-larious, Cindy.

jodyleek July 28, 2009 at 10:43 am

Hey, Cindy! Do you and your boyfriend listen to the Moody Blues much anymore?

ManchuCandidate July 28, 2009 at 10:43 am

Just remembered something. Does this mean that Meg isn’t going to be a guest editor?

smellyal8r July 28, 2009 at 10:46 am

[re=372200]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: And thanks to Cindy and her whole brood for giving us plenty of laffs! Like Sarah Palin! We’d have never known who the Governor of Alaska was (or that it was still a state) had it not been for the McCain family. Really, Cindy and John, thanks for unleashing that plague on an unsuspecting population. Now THAT’s funny!

jbd July 28, 2009 at 10:47 am

[re=372182]PoliticalGraffiti[/re]: Ragged on? She hasn’t been able to do that for years….

[re=372183]Terry[/re]: Awesome.

Naked Bunny with a Whip July 28, 2009 at 10:49 am

“Twitter Berry” is a great porn name.

4tehlulz July 28, 2009 at 10:51 am

hei cindyhm1 u wnt 2 cybr?

Autochthon July 28, 2009 at 10:52 am

Hmmm. The more I look at that pic, the more I think of Cloris Leachman as “Frau Blucher”…

mephistopheles jefferson July 28, 2009 at 10:52 am

It’s disturbing to think that my alcoholism has in some way contributed to the McCain lifestyle. I probably by all rights own about a fifth of her wardrobe.

thegunner July 28, 2009 at 10:52 am


Mahousu July 28, 2009 at 10:53 am

Cindy’s bio: Aside from being with my family, working in a clinic or mine field is where I would rather be.

If I’m reading this properly, being with her family is worse than working in a mine field. Surprisingly honest of her.

AllHat July 28, 2009 at 10:53 am

@Cindyhm1: yes.

Nigerian Business Executive July 28, 2009 at 10:54 am

Hey Cind, your daughter broadcasts live her attempts to get someone else to do a good deed in order to make herself look like a good Samaritan. I, for one, do think that’s pretty funny. Or pathetic. Take your pick.

glamourdammerung July 28, 2009 at 10:55 am

Maybe the McCains are taking a cue from Palin on how to deal with people.

Which would be hilarious and really depressing at the same time.

slavojzizek July 28, 2009 at 10:55 am

Hopefully Seattle suicide emo boy got some good pills out of Cindy’s involvement in this situation.

magic titty July 28, 2009 at 10:56 am

I thought she was still ogling those NAVY Seals on the beach and riding her sybian??

Katydid July 28, 2009 at 10:57 am

Know what’s really funny, Cin?

When an heiress forces a doctor who works for a charity she founded to illegally write bogus prescriptions for Percocet and Vicodin in other people’s names without their knowledge and the heiress winds up eating 20 painkillers a day, which she claims she needs because of ruptured discs and the stress of her Senator husband being investigated on federal corruption charges in a bank scandal that costs US taxpayers $3 billion.

Then, after said heiress is forced into rehab by her family, she fires Dr. Feelgood, and the doc reports her to the DEA, which launches an investigation, and, in a stroke of darned good luck, the US Attorney decides not to press drug charges on an heiress who is the wife of a US Senator, and all the heiress has to do is pay a fine and do community service, and info on the case is not released to the public.

Until the fired doc threatens to sue for wrongful termination, but says he’ll settle for $250,000, and the corrupt Senators lawyer then cries “extortion,” and the doc drops the lawsuit. Just as DEA investigators are about to publicly release details of the illegal-narcotics-from-a-charity-and-no-jail-either-scandal, the heiress suddenly reveals her drug addiction to sympathetic reporters. In the wake of the scandal, the charity, which helped sick kids around the world, ceased operations.

That, Cin. That is really funny.

the deliverator July 28, 2009 at 10:57 am

[re=372168]GIJoeIce[/re]: It’s like 4th grade all over again. Let’s be those cool kids who go play tetherball and make fun of meg and cindy’s clothes.

Quasi July 28, 2009 at 10:58 am

Wonkette is just too damn French for Cougar McCain. Wonkett is the WASP version.

And the c*nt has a perfect right to be waspish today. She just find out that absolutely no one at the most prestigious beer bash in decades choses to drink Budweiser.

germansteel July 28, 2009 at 10:59 am

Cindy would have won the day if only she had added: “FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN, FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!!”

WadISay July 28, 2009 at 10:59 am

[re=372168]GIJoeIce[/re]: Now we’re going to get all shit on by Roberta McCain, too.

wildeoats July 28, 2009 at 11:00 am


Yaybuls July 28, 2009 at 11:00 am

Maybe you can relate to this analogy, Cindz: Wonkette=the dark side of the Daily Show.

Studge July 28, 2009 at 11:01 am

[re=372209]Autochthon[/re]: I’m thinking it’s more like Big Nurse from Cuckoo’s Nest…

orange July 28, 2009 at 11:02 am

[re=372169]Suds McKenzie[/re]: God is a trollopy cunt?

Bypartizoa July 28, 2009 at 11:03 am

[re=372185]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: I have seen the face of God.

CrunchyKnee July 28, 2009 at 11:03 am

Hi Cindy, you saucy cunt. I only use that term because it is WALNUTS! pet name for you and it is so cute. Got any good new cookie recipes available, also too?

shadowMark July 28, 2009 at 11:04 am

[re=372168]GIJoeIce[/re]: HAHAHA you made fun of somebody and then got yelled at by her mom!!!

Next the the loudspeaker will order the Wonkette to report to the principal’s office and tonight the Wonkette will be hanging out with the kids that smoke behind the tennis courts . . .

ForTheTurnstiles July 28, 2009 at 11:05 am

[re=372225]the deliverator[/re]: Except it’s not about tetherball and clothes, it’s about the future of our fucking country and who is going to be making that future. With luck, we can satire the McCains out of the picture.

Voyou Charmant July 28, 2009 at 11:06 am

OH SHI! Things just got reeeeaaaaalllllllll.

Crapola July 28, 2009 at 11:07 am

Cin, my love for you is ticking clock…Bezerker!

Gorillionaire July 28, 2009 at 11:08 am

You know you gotta have a pretty easy, care free life if you can waste precious time worrying about what we say about you at Wonkette. Swap?

dedalus July 28, 2009 at 11:08 am

@Cindyhm1: Are you the CM that worked under Ronald Reagan?

Joshua Norton July 28, 2009 at 11:09 am

Oh, Cindy, Cindy, Cindy. It’s nothing personal. We’re just snarking on your brain farts while we wait for Sarahcuda to twit something really monumental.

But don’t worry, I have contact the Thought Police and contact Strunk & White.

Cape Clod July 28, 2009 at 11:09 am

It only seems like everything is funny. Behind the humor is a seething rage at having deal with the notion of people like Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber being given legitimacy and a serious place in the national political conversation. You know what I mean? HENGH?

dedalus July 28, 2009 at 11:10 am

[re=372159]Don Juanquete[/re]: ROFLMA!

I Am Not Your Gary Busey July 28, 2009 at 11:11 am

Hi Cindy! Will you be my sugar momma?

MarieDeGournay July 28, 2009 at 11:11 am

[re=372185]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: Found poetry Shatner style.

Nigerian Business Executive July 28, 2009 at 11:12 am

[re=372224]Katydid[/re]: You’re right. That is pretty funny.

AnnieGetYourFun July 28, 2009 at 11:12 am

To be fair, Cindy, it’s pretty rare that a Wonkette post mentions your daughter without at least one of us mentioning that we would, in fact, tap that.

51dimes July 28, 2009 at 11:16 am

I do believe that Twitter pic is using its eyes to strangle my soul. Luckily, her terrible spelling gives me the hope to live on. Long live Wonkett!

ivenson July 28, 2009 at 11:16 am

Madame McCain, I hope you (and your twitterati) are reading.

I just took a quick look at twitter and most of your supporters in this slap fight seem to be of the opinion that we here at Wonkette are unfeeling, crass individuals who would react to a rape victim on a subway platform by stepping over her and cursing her for making us miss our train. The fact is, we would help our fellow man just like your lovely daughter did…only we wouldn’t get our publicist involved and liveblog the entire event.

If we did liveblog ourselves in an act of heroism, we would rightly be called attention-seeking douchebags. The fact that one is a “celebrity” does not change that equation.

There, now you’ve made me explain the funny. Are you happy now?

snideinplainsight July 28, 2009 at 11:16 am

What’s REALLY funny is that Thursday, Barak is hosting a beer-bash at the EFFING WHITE HOUSE with the whole media of the free world watching, and NO Anheuser-Busch products will be in evidence. Haw!

Joshua Norton July 28, 2009 at 11:17 am

It’s true!!! Blogs have more fun!

finallyhappy July 28, 2009 at 11:18 am

[re=372249]I Am Not Your Gary Busey[/re]: Also. Or just send me $1000 once. thanks

Naked Bunny with a Whip July 28, 2009 at 11:20 am

Cindy is going to send John to all our houses to beat us up, like a man.

Minnie Mean July 28, 2009 at 11:21 am

Yikes you guys! Mrs. McCain caught us teasing her kid. I hope we don’t get put on double-secret detention.

problemwithcaring July 28, 2009 at 11:23 am

Yea. This is so funny that it makes me feel sorry for her (which is the best kind of funny). You could almost hear her inner thoughts…”Let’s see those bored assholes make fun of this direct, straightforward observation. Hey Wonkett….D’oh!

orange July 28, 2009 at 11:25 am

[re=372186]eclecticbrotha[/re]: you mean gorilla, right?

bonghitsforjesus July 28, 2009 at 11:27 am

Who’s the cunt with all the make-up and why is she baiting Wonkette?

Joshua Norton July 28, 2009 at 11:28 am

Is failing at spelling and grammar prerequisite to being allowed to register Republican? I mean, come on people. At least develop a nodding acquaintance with spell check.

shadowMark July 28, 2009 at 11:31 am

[re=372270]Minnie Mean[/re]: I hope we don’t get put on double-secret detention.

I just know he’s going to look right at me and say fat, drunk, stupid and putting comments on the Wonkette is no way to go through life.

Gopherit July 28, 2009 at 11:34 am

I know this was deadly serious:

Missing my Vente Cinnamon Docle Latte. Little short on Starbucks in Honolulu. Its a terrible habit but delicious.
11:34 AM Jul 24th from TwitterBerry

the problem child July 28, 2009 at 11:37 am

“Lately I have had a bulldog on my mind. I saw a puppy and fell in love with it. What do you think, one more dog. Bring the grand total to 5? 5:13 PM Jul 20th from TwitterBerry”

Is that any way to talk about your family, Cindyhm1?

AbsolutDemocrat July 28, 2009 at 11:37 am

Hmm, what is this “Wonkett” she speaks of? A new prescription pill website?

GDTRFB July 28, 2009 at 11:39 am

Has Sheriff Joe Arpaio outlawed sarcasm and satire in Maricopa County?

TGY July 28, 2009 at 11:41 am

Srsly, u guys. U guys, srsly.

natoslug July 28, 2009 at 11:41 am

I forget, is Cindy the one that Dorothy dropped the house on, or tossed the bucket of water on?

edgydrifter July 28, 2009 at 11:43 am

Cindy Hm, or Cindy HNNGH?

queeraselvis v 2.0 July 28, 2009 at 11:50 am

[re=372198]Autochthon[/re]: Win x3. Awesome.

Monsieur Grumpe July 28, 2009 at 11:50 am

So Mrs McCain, this is what you do with your spare time.

Gopherit July 28, 2009 at 11:53 am

[re=372300]GDTRFB[/re]: Satire is like an illegal migrant in Maricopa County. Sheriff Joe will make sure it’s taken out back and properly beaten and sodomized before it’s handed over to the Border Patrol.

Monsieur Grumpe July 28, 2009 at 11:54 am

Mrs McCain, while we have your attention, can you tell us what Sarah Palin is really like? That stupid talk is just an act, right?

Gopherit July 28, 2009 at 11:55 am

[re=372322]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: while she’s waiting for a servant to bring her another Vente Cinnamon Docle Latte to swallow her fist full of vicodin.

Vajayjay July 28, 2009 at 11:56 am

[re=372169]Suds McKenzie[/re]: BEST use of that meme in a while!

Monsieur Grumpe July 28, 2009 at 11:57 am

You’re mean. I like you.

trondant July 28, 2009 at 11:59 am

[re=372219]slavojzizek[/re]: I thought they were still searching for the body of the guy Megan dumped in Elliot Bay yesterday.

hobospacejunkie July 28, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Hiya Cindy. How ’bout you take Keith Olbermann’s cock outta your mouth and try seeing it from our perspective. We’re not the ones who helped ruin a marriage and then foisted a POW-hating potty-mouthed angerbear on US America who in turn loosed a barely literate, ethics-free snowtard on the White House. When it comes to families you put the fun in dysfunction. So yes everything, especially about you & yours, is funny, now that you mention it.

Wings July 28, 2009 at 12:07 pm

God! What is with the whining Republicans? They trashed the joint, got rich doing it and now they are pissing and moaning all over the place. Enjoy your ill gotten gains and shut up!

Mr Blifil July 28, 2009 at 12:10 pm

Her baleful staring eyes! They pierce my godless soul and fill me with ennui and shame.

thefrontpage July 28, 2009 at 12:11 pm

Hey Cindy, Meghan and John McCain, all your staffers and all the Palins:

Why is everything so unfunny to you?

And why are all of you so bat-quano crazy?

Stop being national embarrassments, and shut the hell up, for gawd’s sake!

SeminoleInDior July 28, 2009 at 12:11 pm

I feel just a little bit stupider for reading all her Twitter updates. When your main thought for a day is “The BB Storm needs to be discontinued”, you either need a hobby, a job, or pharmaceutical assistance to reach a nominal level of brainwave stasis.

Reading that makes me feel like I just drank a Bud Light. My stomach hurts, my eyes are sore, my head is pounding, and the need to vom is almost overriding.

imissopus July 28, 2009 at 12:11 pm

I’ll tell ya what’s not funny, Cin: your daughter on Bill Maher’s show.

Actually, it was a little funny in a holy-shit-I-can’t-believe-this-blithering-nitwit-has-a-six-figure-book-deal-when-she-has-done-nothing-distinguishing-in-her-life-and-Paul-Begala-just-OWNED-her-smarmy-ass-you-would-think-with-all-their-money-her-family-could-have-sent-her-to-a-good-school-fucking-rich-people-hey-Megs-try-suffering-through-this-lousy-job-market-with-the-rest-of-the-proletariat-you-might-learn-something sort of way.

On the plus side I never drink Budweiser. Tastes like urine-soaked feces. Now get back to your wonderful humanitarian work and LEAVE WONKETT ALONE!!1! Also.

AxmxZ July 28, 2009 at 12:14 pm

She just wants to know if Wonkette has a hot older brother.

Smoke Filled Roommate July 28, 2009 at 12:16 pm

[re=372348]Wings[/re]: Twitter isn’t as fun as Vicodin.

DoctorCulturae July 28, 2009 at 12:17 pm

[re=372357]imissopus[/re]: Point: The Preznit decided to drink Bud for his Boston Dètente Summit on Thursday. He is one sly shut-cher-mouth.

Capitalist_War Machine July 28, 2009 at 12:17 pm

Oi, I thought we’d seen the last of that vulpine painkiller recepticle. Then again, this does seem to be a habit of hers, to every so often pop her head over her levvy-like collar she always wears and spew venom and ignorance before popping back down again. Mommy, make Lady Macbeth go away.

hobospacejunkie July 28, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Also Cindy, please change your avatard. You look frighteningly skeevy and dead-eyed, like a stepford wife. You aren’t a stepford wife, are you Cindy? Because that would be really FKNFNY. But really, who would know the difference, right?

Buzz Feedback July 28, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Everything is funny to me.

Darkness July 28, 2009 at 12:21 pm

Aaarrrg, the Queen Bee is angries with me, little worker bee. Sob!

imissopus July 28, 2009 at 12:24 pm

[re=372366]DoctorCulturae[/re]: He can drink whatever he wants as long as I get my socialized health care.

Katydid July 28, 2009 at 12:26 pm

[re=372334]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Why thank you! I try to be mean only to over-entitled, self-obsessed, self-indulgent, law-evading assholes who have done things like invoke the safety of “the troops” when accusing a Democrat of voting against a war-funding bill when they know damn well that a)the Democrat wasn’t voting against soldiers and b)their asshole husbands voted the very same way on the very same bill.

I guess it’s just my bad nature.

Country Club Jihadi July 28, 2009 at 12:29 pm

Unleashing Sarah Palin in this Nation was not funny, Mrs. McCain.
So please, in honor of the American Soldier, quit makin’ things up.

DoctorCulturae July 28, 2009 at 12:35 pm

[re=372382]imissopus[/re]: 10-4. Then we can all haz cheezeburgers, also.

rhet_orical July 28, 2009 at 12:36 pm

sure it was not this cindy mccain: strange activity is right.

Ken Layne July 28, 2009 at 12:38 pm

[re=372223]magic titty[/re]: Yikes!

Redhead July 28, 2009 at 12:40 pm

If Cindy is this good at stating the obvious, how did her hubby manage to remain so clueless for his entire campaign?

Ken Layne July 28, 2009 at 12:42 pm

[re=372255]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: So true. And the worst offender in that category is Jim Newell, Meg’s biggest fan.

Hart88 July 28, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Meghan’s mom has got it goin’ on….

Yoshi July 28, 2009 at 1:02 pm

Hawaii is lovely. Good to be here. The wreath laying was incredibly moving. For my father and his high school classmates.
10:01 PM Jul 22nd from TwitterBerry

For the rest of us, though, it was really just ehhhh, whateves.

Vewol Mevemont July 28, 2009 at 1:09 pm

Ha ha! Page views all around! More for our “Wonkett,” and more for that hollow eyed wraith and her lovably incoherent daughter.

barneyfunk July 28, 2009 at 1:11 pm

Wonkett is all serious about truck nutz, Meg’s. They is sacred to us. You”l take our truck nutz from our cold, dead hands.

the problem child July 28, 2009 at 1:18 pm

In all seriousness, what IS Wonkett about?

Rev. Peter Lemonjello July 28, 2009 at 1:31 pm

McCain twats are the new Cocktober.

Todd Mecklem July 28, 2009 at 1:34 pm

Four hours later, and Cindy still hasn’t tweeted again. She’s just letting that burn sink in. And those eyes, the stern “We are NOT amused” gaze…do I even dare to comment at Wonkette any more?

GDTRFB July 28, 2009 at 1:41 pm

[re=372325]Gopherit[/re]: now I’m confused, are you speaking of Satire or Cindy McCain?

AbsolutDemocrat July 28, 2009 at 1:41 pm

Seriously, is her avatar one of the zombies from the “Thriller” music video?

Extemporanus July 28, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Cut Cin-cin’s twat some slack!

So she dropped a little ‘E’ when commenting on Wonkette. Who the fuck hasn’t?!

Gopherit July 28, 2009 at 2:09 pm

[re=372522]GDTRFB[/re]: I meant satire, Maricopa County, Border Patrol and sheriff joe. For Cindy, plz replace with Cindy, SEAL trainees, Coronado Beach, and Big Daddy.

El Pinche July 28, 2009 at 2:12 pm

You need to put yourself on suicide watch (Megs twitter) if you own a twitter account and follow Mannequin McCain.

edgydrifter July 28, 2009 at 2:18 pm

[re=372470]the problem child[/re]: “Wonkette” is “Trollop” spelled backwards.

BitterPolitico July 28, 2009 at 2:23 pm

It’s obvious Wonkette has a crush on Meghan McCain… they’re just like a 3rd grade boy who pulls your hair instead of saying he likes you.

assistant/atlas July 28, 2009 at 2:32 pm

[re=372255]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: If given the choice of tapping Cindy or Megs (the other choice being a bullet to the brain) I would definitely have to go with Cindy McCougs. She seems like the type who would light up a cigarette after a good fuck and languidly inquire when you would be leaving. Meghan seems like a crier.

AnnieGetYourFun July 28, 2009 at 2:39 pm

[re=372645]assistant/atlas[/re]: I like it when they cry.

SeminoleInDior July 28, 2009 at 3:04 pm

[re=372645]assistant/atlas[/re]: This is both horrifying and completely understated.

PlanetWingnuta July 28, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Cin let’s go shopping for truckernutz. Also

Atheist Nun July 28, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Cindy? The “e” on the end of Wonkette was not a pill, and you should not have eaten it.

Also? We know you just found out about the internet, but please don’t ask us to explain how to use “The Email” or forward badly written chain letters filled with animated gifs to us and 300 other people, m’kay?

chascates July 28, 2009 at 3:59 pm

Right below that she had this hilarious touch of her own:
“Navy flight school in Pensacola. A good place to learn to fly.”

Maybe she was a bit tongue-in-cheek, as that’s where hubby learned to fly. And crashed 3 planes besides his Vietnam shootdown. Now another young McCain is taking to the air. Keep watching the skies, Floridians!

facehead July 28, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Cindy, you forget too quickly what it is like to be young. How else is Wonkette going to get into your daughter’s pants? Yes, I mean all of us.

WIDTAP July 28, 2009 at 7:23 pm

[re=372249]I Am Not Your Gary Busey[/re]: Back off Not Busey. Cindy and are and Lurve! and as soon as she dumps the cryptkeeper she’s buying me a helicopter and 3 more homes. Right Cindy? …Cindy?

Suds McKenzie July 29, 2009 at 3:11 am

[re=373061]WIDTAP[/re]: Back off MF’ers she’s mine. She is my Cylon goddess. Besides Widtap, you are apparently married now.

Gallowglass July 29, 2009 at 1:17 pm

God, I have to stop missing a day on here. Megs and and Cindy read us? Awesome! Hey Megs! Kiss, kiss!

Maus July 29, 2009 at 5:32 pm

[re=372162]mookworthjwilson[/re]: “But seriously…you know what’s funny…when a dottering old rageaholic calls his wife a trollop and a c*nt…that’s funny…”

And Cindy woke up from the ravishing of her life to ask, “Where is that *magnificent* wonkape?”

Dashboard_Buddha July 29, 2009 at 6:55 pm

Cindy, darling…you misunderstand. In truth, certain things that John eats TASTE funny. Maybe you should give the “Little Cougs” a little soapy love?

Bruno September 6, 2009 at 9:41 am

Does kissing younger men help the migranes go away Cindy?

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