Wonkette
People are cold goin’ nuts over this Pat Buchanan article on some web site and why? Because he’s writing something about Richard Nixon or whoever? No, because it features this ridiculous picture of Barack Obama and a certain beloved molesting bear approaching him from the rear. Given the name of the photo file — “BHORainbowBear2_med.jpg” — it seems possible that whoever decided to combine Pat Buchanan’s Nixon column with a picture of Pedobear did not fully understand what that little cartoon character is really “about.” [Taki's Magazine]
Pat Buchanan IS Pedobear!
Well, if Nobama would just release his birth certificate, all of this confusion on Pedo Bear’s part could have been easily avoided. Jeeez!
Pedo J. Bear, also too.
Religion???
Pat Buchanan writing about religion? I assume he’s talking about how slaves should render unti Caesar that which is Caesar’s, and enough with the emancipation/abolition crap.
Ruh Roh! So Pat really IS a gay bear daddy afterall (although I puke at that thought) and he is now mandingo chasing? Whoa! Pedobear…go to the Texas Bear Round Up and leave Obama alone
Someone’s a bit peeved that there’s never been a Buchanamania. So P.B. called in little P.B. to shadow the Prez. The whole thing’s a bit intense, but then, Pedobear’s always intense.
Mama Bear Palin/Pedobear 2012!
Pat should really keep his ‘me time’ feelings about Obama to himself. *vomits discretely*
…..OR their person doing the graphics arts disagrees with the politics of the blog and slips a few zingers in now and then.
Obama’s not that young. Buchanan should not write about religion. And $24,000,000,000 for the sound of a blast-off is way too much.
Other than that, everything’s fine.
A rainbow…and Pedobear? Really? Pat just gets all tingly when he thinks about President Sarah Palin in 2012, the rest of us get all hivy and nauseated….
What’s not to like about Pat-B? He’ll steal some nattering negativism from the Tricky Dick and give to a poor Barry.
Stay here, Boo-Boo. The libruls are just a goodly bunch having free lunch.
Buchanan never fails to bring in a convoluted, barely-on-topic “Nixon Is A Good Guy” whopper at least once per month.
I can see him giving skritches to Tricky Dick, also.
Who knew Pat Buchannan lurked on /b/? Makes sense I suppose though … what with all the CP for him to fap to, er, investigate
Oh noez! This can only mean one thing: Barack Obama hates baby Trig!
We need more Trigs in this world, not fewer!!!1!11111
Settle down guys. It’s obvious that he’s just following Obama to find out where Malia is.
Buchanan is a dick.
Wow. Just wow.
Godot: oh sure, why don’t you just go ahead an’ keyboard rape the first daughter!
Terry: Is that like putting ads for a movie and SARAHPAC on a liberal-leaning humor blog?
Richard Nixon was a “minority President?” I thought crooked white guys were the majority…
OBAMA IS A 12 YEAR OLD CHINESE SCHOOL GIRL AND HE ALWAYS WILL BE!!!!!
WAKE UP SHEEPHOLE!!!
Pat Buchannan is not aware of all internet traditions.
This picture presses all the right Right buttons. “…grizzly bears, which live in a world of violence and death … these animals are hardwired to do battle with each other” but now Sarah is free to bring death from above to these monsters because the Palincopter now can cross the border from Alaska into the Cambodia of the lower 57.
Obama = Nixon
That makes Biden the WASP Agnew(*).
* For young people back in 1970 Greeks were still probationary white people.
Wow — I actually agree with Pat Buchanan on something: President Obama is no Richard Nixon.
Tinky Winky not feelin’ the love, Pat.
Wow. I had no idea that Pat liked him that way. /scared
Like it matters, while PB says the first year of the Nixon administration went great, a certain RM Nixon is on record (I think one of his books, maybe Haldeman’s I dont’ remember…) as saying the first year of his administration was total crap and he knew it at the time….
“a year that had gone remarkably well for a minority president”
Interesting choice of words, Pat.
I thought the so-gay rainbow was a nice touch…
This is what happens when AT&T blocks /b/. Pedobear needs somewhere to go.
How can anyone be surprised that someone who would develop graphics for Pat Buchanan stories might have more than a passing familiarity with Pedobear?
It must have started innocently . . . as a .jpg attached to an email of jokes from one of Patrick J.’s many priest friends.
Obama is over and he’s unpopular, and white men are having their rights trampled. IT IS SELF EVIDENT.
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4809919
I’m afraid someone has played a practical joke on you guys. “Pedo” is Spanish for fart. You can see a small cloud behind Pedobear. Obviously some prankster is slipping in some bathroom humor. Or perhaps it’s a reference to Buchanan’s being a crazed old fart.
Pedobear should totally be the new Birfer mascot!
I’m gonna let you guys in on the greatest secret of our time: BuCHANan. It’s been in front of you all this time. And it’s not accident that the first letter of his last name is “B.”
Trace: That’s it.
I’m referring to hims as /B/-chan from now on!
Why….why do I just smile and smile at this picture? I’m either very, very sick, or have an excellent sense of humor… maybe both!
And I thought Communist Russia was the only bear standing behind Obama
Holy shit. Like the Rickroll before it, pedobear is going to escape the internet. Look out Willow/Piper/Moonbean/Harpoon Palin!
Look at what Takimag said about Wonkette: http://www.takimag.com/blogs/article/establishment_chic/
Ouch!
henrykoselitz: He actually headed it “blogosphere.” What a tool.
Among the things I learned about myself in the article:
-I am a “cheeky” crypto-centrist, who only embraces “establishment-approved” ideas.
-I don’t like Bachmann because she challenged Geithner on the Constitutional basis of his authority and because she subscribes to the Austrian school of economics (about which everything I know comes from a half-read Wikipedia entry). It has nothing to do with her wild-eyed accusations and innuendo concerning the President’s origins, religion and intentions (Africa, muslin and Stalinist, respectively).
-The economic crisis was caused by Wonkette’s liberal heroes, apparently Krugman. Never mind that that the collapse came in the eleventh hour of the eight years of conservatard, laissez-faire bullshit, in large part due to a complete lack of regulation or oversight. See Uncle Bernies’s House of Ponzi for details. But, what do I know. I only half read Wikipedia.
-I also hate Bachmann because she reads books. I hate literacy and learning. Evidently.
-I also learned that I and other members of the commentariat love to equate Austrian economics with Nazis in a completely earnest and unironic manner, because to suggest any connection between Austria and Nazism is completely ridiculous, since the two never had anything to do with one another, ever. I also learned that to take comments completely out of context (ironic detachment and an atmosphere where Godwin’s Law is as immutable as gravity in this case) is awesome and everyone should do it always. He follows this by comparing us to Pravda and the Politburo, because why not.
-”The Wonkette kids are like the popular group in high school that wanted to belong to the fashionable causes, since that’s what the other popular kids did, but made sure they weren’t too ostentatious in their devotion to those causes. We can’t be too different, you understand. Just cool. Just different enough to be able to sneer at the rest of mankind and its stupid, unenlightened opinions, but not so different that we won’t get invited to cocktail parties at the homes of people who matter. Now imagine those people running a website, and you’ve got Wonkette.”
Huh. The more I know about myself the more appalled I am by me.
TL;DR: This guy is a jackass, apparently with high school popularity hang-ups, who has no idea whatsoever why anyone would dislike a nice, learned lady like Rep. Michelle Bachmann.