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Pat Buchanan is not amused.People are cold goin’ nuts over this Pat Buchanan article on some web site and why? Because he’s writing something about Richard Nixon or whoever? No, because it features this ridiculous picture of Barack Obama and a certain beloved molesting bear approaching him from the rear. Given the name of the photo file — “BHORainbowBear2_med.jpg” — it seems possible that whoever decided to combine Pat Buchanan’s Nixon column with a picture of Pedobear did not fully understand what that little cartoon character is really “about.” [Taki’s Magazine]

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  1. Well, if Nobama would just release his birth certificate, all of this confusion on Pedo Bear’s part could have been easily avoided. Jeeez!

  2. Pat Buchanan writing about religion? I assume he’s talking about how slaves should render unti Caesar that which is Caesar’s, and enough with the emancipation/abolition crap.

  3. Ruh Roh! So Pat really IS a gay bear daddy afterall (although I puke at that thought) and he is now mandingo chasing? Whoa! Pedobear…go to the Texas Bear Round Up and leave Obama alone

  4. Someone’s a bit peeved that there’s never been a Buchanamania. So P.B. called in little P.B. to shadow the Prez. The whole thing’s a bit intense, but then, Pedobear’s always intense.

  5. Obama’s not that young. Buchanan should not write about religion. And $24,000,000,000 for the sound of a blast-off is way too much.
    Other than that, everything’s fine.

  6. A rainbow…and Pedobear? Really? Pat just gets all tingly when he thinks about President Sarah Palin in 2012, the rest of us get all hivy and nauseated….

  7. What’s not to like about Pat-B? He’ll steal some nattering negativism from the Tricky Dick and give to a poor Barry.
    Stay here, Boo-Boo. The libruls are just a goodly bunch having free lunch.

  8. Buchanan never fails to bring in a convoluted, barely-on-topic “Nixon Is A Good Guy” whopper at least once per month.

    I can see him giving skritches to Tricky Dick, also.

  9. Like it matters, while PB says the first year of the Nixon administration went great, a certain RM Nixon is on record (I think one of his books, maybe Haldeman’s I dont’ remember…) as saying the first year of his administration was total crap and he knew it at the time….

  10. How can anyone be surprised that someone who would develop graphics for Pat Buchanan stories might have more than a passing familiarity with Pedobear?

  11. I’m afraid someone has played a practical joke on you guys. “Pedo” is Spanish for fart. You can see a small cloud behind Pedobear. Obviously some prankster is slipping in some bathroom humor. Or perhaps it’s a reference to Buchanan’s being a crazed old fart.

  12. I’m gonna let you guys in on the greatest secret of our time: BuCHANan. It’s been in front of you all this time. And it’s not accident that the first letter of his last name is “B.”

  13. Why….why do I just smile and smile at this picture? I’m either very, very sick, or have an excellent sense of humor… maybe both!

  14. Holy shit. Like the Rickroll before it, pedobear is going to escape the internet. Look out Willow/Piper/Moonbean/Harpoon Palin!

  15. [re=371957]henrykoselitz[/re]: He actually headed it “blogosphere.” What a tool.

    Among the things I learned about myself in the article:

    -I am a “cheeky” crypto-centrist, who only embraces “establishment-approved” ideas.

    -I don’t like Bachmann because she challenged Geithner on the Constitutional basis of his authority and because she subscribes to the Austrian school of economics (about which everything I know comes from a half-read Wikipedia entry). It has nothing to do with her wild-eyed accusations and innuendo concerning the President’s origins, religion and intentions (Africa, muslin and Stalinist, respectively).

    -The economic crisis was caused by Wonkette’s liberal heroes, apparently Krugman. Never mind that that the collapse came in the eleventh hour of the eight years of conservatard, laissez-faire bullshit, in large part due to a complete lack of regulation or oversight. See Uncle Bernies’s House of Ponzi for details. But, what do I know. I only half read Wikipedia.

    -I also hate Bachmann because she reads books. I hate literacy and learning. Evidently.

    -I also learned that I and other members of the commentariat love to equate Austrian economics with Nazis in a completely earnest and unironic manner, because to suggest any connection between Austria and Nazism is completely ridiculous, since the two never had anything to do with one another, ever. I also learned that to take comments completely out of context (ironic detachment and an atmosphere where Godwin’s Law is as immutable as gravity in this case) is awesome and everyone should do it always. He follows this by comparing us to Pravda and the Politburo, because why not.

    -“The Wonkette kids are like the popular group in high school that wanted to belong to the fashionable causes, since that’s what the other popular kids did, but made sure they weren’t too ostentatious in their devotion to those causes. We can’t be too different, you understand. Just cool. Just different enough to be able to sneer at the rest of mankind and its stupid, unenlightened opinions, but not so different that we won’t get invited to cocktail parties at the homes of people who matter. Now imagine those people running a website, and you’ve got Wonkette.”

    Huh. The more I know about myself the more appalled I am by me.

    TL;DR: This guy is a jackass, apparently with high school popularity hang-ups, who has no idea whatsoever why anyone would dislike a nice, learned lady like Rep. Michelle Bachmann.

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