WHAAA?  9:21 am July 27, 2009

Pedobear Chases Obama Around Internet

by Sara K. Smith

Pat Buchanan is not amused.People are cold goin’ nuts over this Pat Buchanan article on some web site and why? Because he’s writing something about Richard Nixon or whoever? No, because it features this ridiculous picture of Barack Obama and a certain beloved molesting bear approaching him from the rear. Given the name of the photo file — “BHORainbowBear2_med.jpg” — it seems possible that whoever decided to combine Pat Buchanan’s Nixon column with a picture of Pedobear did not fully understand what that little cartoon character is really “about.” [Taki's Magazine]

 
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{ 46 comments }

Monsieur Grumpe July 27, 2009 at 9:27 am

Pat Buchanan IS Pedobear!

Crapola July 27, 2009 at 9:28 am

Well, if Nobama would just release his birth certificate, all of this confusion on Pedo Bear’s part could have been easily avoided. Jeeez!

CrunchyKnee July 27, 2009 at 9:30 am

Pedo J. Bear, also too.

honkyman July 27, 2009 at 9:33 am

Religion???

hobospacejunkie July 27, 2009 at 9:35 am

Pat Buchanan writing about religion? I assume he’s talking about how slaves should render unti Caesar that which is Caesar’s, and enough with the emancipation/abolition crap.

Bostonian_Queer_in_Dallas July 27, 2009 at 9:37 am

Ruh Roh! So Pat really IS a gay bear daddy afterall (although I puke at that thought) and he is now mandingo chasing? Whoa! Pedobear…go to the Texas Bear Round Up and leave Obama alone

Todd Mecklem July 27, 2009 at 9:42 am

Someone’s a bit peeved that there’s never been a Buchanamania. So P.B. called in little P.B. to shadow the Prez. The whole thing’s a bit intense, but then, Pedobear’s always intense.

Hopey dont play that game July 27, 2009 at 9:47 am

Mama Bear Palin/Pedobear 2012!

AxmxZ July 27, 2009 at 9:48 am

Pat should really keep his ‘me time’ feelings about Obama to himself. *vomits discretely*

Terry July 27, 2009 at 9:49 am

…..OR their person doing the graphics arts disagrees with the politics of the blog and slips a few zingers in now and then.

Humpback July 27, 2009 at 9:50 am

Obama’s not that young. Buchanan should not write about religion. And $24,000,000,000 for the sound of a blast-off is way too much.
Other than that, everything’s fine.

freakishlystrong July 27, 2009 at 9:56 am

A rainbow…and Pedobear? Really? Pat just gets all tingly when he thinks about President Sarah Palin in 2012, the rest of us get all hivy and nauseated….

Don Juanquete July 27, 2009 at 9:58 am

What’s not to like about Pat-B? He’ll steal some nattering negativism from the Tricky Dick and give to a poor Barry.
Stay here, Boo-Boo. The libruls are just a goodly bunch having free lunch.

memzilla July 27, 2009 at 9:58 am

Buchanan never fails to bring in a convoluted, barely-on-topic “Nixon Is A Good Guy” whopper at least once per month.

I can see him giving skritches to Tricky Dick, also.

Ye Olde Fap-Smith July 27, 2009 at 10:11 am

Who knew Pat Buchannan lurked on /b/? Makes sense I suppose though … what with all the CP for him to fap to, er, investigate

Mama Grizzly July 27, 2009 at 10:14 am

Oh noez! This can only mean one thing: Barack Obama hates baby Trig!

We need more Trigs in this world, not fewer!!!1!11111

Godot July 27, 2009 at 10:14 am

Settle down guys. It’s obvious that he’s just following Obama to find out where Malia is.

proudgrampa July 27, 2009 at 10:23 am

Buchanan is a dick.

pk July 27, 2009 at 10:28 am

Wow. Just wow.

Advocatus_Diaboli July 27, 2009 at 10:32 am

[re=371123]Godot[/re]: oh sure, why don’t you just go ahead an’ keyboard rape the first daughter!

TGY July 27, 2009 at 10:41 am

[re=371114]Terry[/re]: Is that like putting ads for a movie and SARAHPAC on a liberal-leaning humor blog?

Tundra Grifter July 27, 2009 at 10:42 am

Richard Nixon was a “minority President?” I thought crooked white guys were the majority…

facehead July 27, 2009 at 10:42 am

OBAMA IS A 12 YEAR OLD CHINESE SCHOOL GIRL AND HE ALWAYS WILL BE!!!!!

WAKE UP SHEEPHOLE!!!

prizepig July 27, 2009 at 10:45 am

Pat Buchannan is not aware of all internet traditions.

shadowMark July 27, 2009 at 10:50 am

This picture presses all the right Right buttons. “…grizzly bears, which live in a world of violence and death … these animals are hardwired to do battle with each other” but now Sarah is free to bring death from above to these monsters because the Palincopter now can cross the border from Alaska into the Cambodia of the lower 57.

Paul Tardy July 27, 2009 at 11:03 am

Obama = Nixon
That makes Biden the WASP Agnew(*).

* For young people back in 1970 Greeks were still probationary white people.

SayItWithWookies July 27, 2009 at 11:05 am

Wow — I actually agree with Pat Buchanan on something: President Obama is no Richard Nixon.

S.Luggo July 27, 2009 at 11:08 am

Tinky Winky not feelin’ the love, Pat.

Sussemilch July 27, 2009 at 11:15 am

Wow. I had no idea that Pat liked him that way. /scared

Tom July 27, 2009 at 11:38 am

Like it matters, while PB says the first year of the Nixon administration went great, a certain RM Nixon is on record (I think one of his books, maybe Haldeman’s I dont’ remember…) as saying the first year of his administration was total crap and he knew it at the time….

Min July 27, 2009 at 11:47 am

“a year that had gone remarkably well for a minority president”

Interesting choice of words, Pat.

Tundra Grifter July 27, 2009 at 11:53 am

I thought the so-gay rainbow was a nice touch…

4tehlulz July 27, 2009 at 12:01 pm

This is what happens when AT&T blocks /b/. Pedobear needs somewhere to go.

Gopherit July 27, 2009 at 12:04 pm

How can anyone be surprised that someone who would develop graphics for Pat Buchanan stories might have more than a passing familiarity with Pedobear?

gradgrind July 27, 2009 at 12:31 pm

It must have started innocently . . . as a .jpg attached to an email of jokes from one of Patrick J.’s many priest friends.

Mr Blifil July 27, 2009 at 12:33 pm

Obama is over and he’s unpopular, and white men are having their rights trampled. IT IS SELF EVIDENT.

GreatOldOnesParty July 27, 2009 at 1:14 pm
stanpan July 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm

I’m afraid someone has played a practical joke on you guys. “Pedo” is Spanish for fart. You can see a small cloud behind Pedobear. Obviously some prankster is slipping in some bathroom humor. Or perhaps it’s a reference to Buchanan’s being a crazed old fart.

GreatOldOnesParty July 27, 2009 at 1:23 pm

Pedobear should totally be the new Birfer mascot!

Trace July 27, 2009 at 1:33 pm

I’m gonna let you guys in on the greatest secret of our time: BuCHANan. It’s been in front of you all this time. And it’s not accident that the first letter of his last name is “B.”

GreatOldOnesParty July 27, 2009 at 1:45 pm

[re=371349]Trace[/re]: That’s it.
I’m referring to hims as /B/-chan from now on!

assistant/atlas July 27, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Why….why do I just smile and smile at this picture? I’m either very, very sick, or have an excellent sense of humor… maybe both!

Neoyorquino July 27, 2009 at 2:55 pm

And I thought Communist Russia was the only bear standing behind Obama

Gallowglass July 27, 2009 at 8:15 pm

Holy shit. Like the Rickroll before it, pedobear is going to escape the internet. Look out Willow/Piper/Moonbean/Harpoon Palin!

henrykoselitz July 27, 2009 at 10:42 pm

Look at what Takimag said about Wonkette: http://www.takimag.com/blogs/article/establishment_chic/
Ouch!

Gallowglass July 27, 2009 at 11:54 pm

[re=371957]henrykoselitz[/re]: He actually headed it “blogosphere.” What a tool.

Among the things I learned about myself in the article:

-I am a “cheeky” crypto-centrist, who only embraces “establishment-approved” ideas.

-I don’t like Bachmann because she challenged Geithner on the Constitutional basis of his authority and because she subscribes to the Austrian school of economics (about which everything I know comes from a half-read Wikipedia entry). It has nothing to do with her wild-eyed accusations and innuendo concerning the President’s origins, religion and intentions (Africa, muslin and Stalinist, respectively).

-The economic crisis was caused by Wonkette’s liberal heroes, apparently Krugman. Never mind that that the collapse came in the eleventh hour of the eight years of conservatard, laissez-faire bullshit, in large part due to a complete lack of regulation or oversight. See Uncle Bernies’s House of Ponzi for details. But, what do I know. I only half read Wikipedia.

-I also hate Bachmann because she reads books. I hate literacy and learning. Evidently.

-I also learned that I and other members of the commentariat love to equate Austrian economics with Nazis in a completely earnest and unironic manner, because to suggest any connection between Austria and Nazism is completely ridiculous, since the two never had anything to do with one another, ever. I also learned that to take comments completely out of context (ironic detachment and an atmosphere where Godwin’s Law is as immutable as gravity in this case) is awesome and everyone should do it always. He follows this by comparing us to Pravda and the Politburo, because why not.

-”The Wonkette kids are like the popular group in high school that wanted to belong to the fashionable causes, since that’s what the other popular kids did, but made sure they weren’t too ostentatious in their devotion to those causes. We can’t be too different, you understand. Just cool. Just different enough to be able to sneer at the rest of mankind and its stupid, unenlightened opinions, but not so different that we won’t get invited to cocktail parties at the homes of people who matter. Now imagine those people running a website, and you’ve got Wonkette.”

Huh. The more I know about myself the more appalled I am by me.

TL;DR: This guy is a jackass, apparently with high school popularity hang-ups, who has no idea whatsoever why anyone would dislike a nice, learned lady like Rep. Michelle Bachmann.

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