It was hard to choose which of the 750 million clips of Rudy Giuliani — the only mayor in American history to have his city’s most prominent buildings decimated by hijacked airplanes — offering his expert opinion on health care reform, on every network, to post here, but let’s go with the liberal MSNBC! (On Fox News, he is literally cackling over the concept of poor or middle-class people having health care.) He says that people have cars and teevees and homes but not health care. People need choices in America! It’s unAmerican otherwise. Jesus. Someone please dump this snarling tumor in a Bronx trash can already. [YouTube]
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Cuntfaced shitbag. I shouldn’t have mentioned him today, I apparently summoned him here, fuckstick crooked douchebag.
“Ruin our healthcare system” is the new “bomb Afghanistan back to Stone Age.”
AHH IT’S ALL BLUE
I AM DROWNING IN ZOOEY DESCHANEL AND IT’S SOMEHOW NOT AS NICE AS I ALWAYS DREAMED IT WOULD BE
If the Healthcare companies go down in flames then who will Rudi whore himself out to? The man has to make some bank. If he can’t whore then he’ll be forced to, GASP, work like the rest of us dumbshits.
Whatever tiny iota of shame the man had left was apparently removed along with his prostate.
Corrupt ambulance chasing pocket stuffing whore bag.
I could go on.
what does Zooey have to do with Rudy G? will she become his next wife? have i missesd something here? (that’s the trouble with living in Europe, i miss all the good stuff. but as i understand, we will soon have Gov Lover-Boy Sanford to enlighten us on his hot life in S.C., hallelujah King David.
Oddly, Rudy didn’t mind government health care when city-run GHI treated his prostate cancer.
Go figure.
“I don’t want it because I’m too young”
Oh, go to hell, Rudy.
[re=369309]mcc[/re]: You really should have read a few of the previous posts. One less soul in the Wonkette Healthcare Pool.
NEVER FORGET! That Rudy is a fucking dooshbag.
I have no more wit, no more comment, when I see that face, I just want to snarl and bark at it, like an enraged pit bull. Fucking cuntfaced lisping shitbag. Fucking weasel cocksucker motherfucking piece of shit.
As if the Repubs could make affording healthcare more appealing than affording a television..
Trudy the tranny has free tax-payer paid healthcare for life. he’s the perfect republican spokesperson.
the only mayor in American history to have his city’s most prominent buildings decimated by hijacked airplanes
Truly unfortunate he wasn’t visiting one of said buildings at the time.
All of a sudden I’m thinking about Gloria Gaynor and “I will Survive”.
[re=369307]AxmxZ[/re]: “Ruin our healthcare system” is the new “9/11! 9/11! 9/11!”
Fixed. Also.
[re=369327]Fox n Fiends[/re]: I wonder if he’s going to get his sex reassignment surgery on 9/11? A true patriot.
You need to snark that post up a bit.
The site-eating “500 days of Summer” ad has to go.
Rudy has built his profile on a pile of corpses. Nobody better to ask about health care.
Rudy: The government paid for my dentures, made of virgin ivory from endangered elephants! Me and Judith used to make love on an endangered elephant-skin rug in an apartment overlooking Ground Zero, then she giggle with schoolgirl delight as I urinated on cleanup workers from the balcony while denying their toxic air-related claims. I’m sorry, what was the question?
[re=369334]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: I’m thinking in terms of internal logic, not rhetorical use.
I can’t watch him. He’s like a wood cut of a demon from a medieval demonology book.
Yes, I have a $250 dollar second-hand TV. I could sell that and buy… um… like 5 weeks of health insurance!!!
THEN… I could sell my 2004 Elantra and buy … ummm.. I dunno… a few MORE months of insurance! (As long I can prove I had never been sick, which I have.)
Of course, with NO CAR… I would then have NO JOB.
FUCK YOU RUDY YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE. I HAVE NO INSURANCE BECAUSE I CAN’T AFFORD IT FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS.
[re=369319]user-of-owls[/re]: [re=369338]Morbo the Annihilator[/re]: Make that two less souls.
So WHY is it that we don’t want to be Canada? Their recession is already over!
Also, what qualifies Rudy as a healthcare expert?
Also, has Chris Matthews just been awesome lately, or what?
Also.
It’s always hilarious/disgusting to see multi-millionaires declaring that healthcare isn’t that expensive and individuals can all do just fine without any help from the government. Sure, it’s easy for YOU. There aren’t even words vile enough for me to express how I feel about him.
[re=369313]bitchincamaro[/re]: Cross dressing ferret hating fascist.
HE’S WEARING A CLIP-ON TIE!!11!!!
What’s this health care system the Mayor of 9/11 speaks of? I thought in America, health care was a money-making Ponzi scheme…at least that’s how I feel when I need care.
Just wondering, but what is it about Rudy that prompts Tourette’s-like responses from people…Fucking retarded asshole pig-fucking dickweed…Sorry.
Hmmmpppfff….what a vile, disgusting little one-testicled man.
[re=369365]FMA[/re]: Its like in the original “Where the Buffalo Roam,” Hunters dog is trained to viciously attack on hearing the name “Nixon.” Its pure pavlovian response. The man is a fucking shitwad prissy cuntfaced little fucking mussolini, a lisping fucking asswipe shitstain. A little man in search of a balcony. A fuckwad.
OBVIOUSLY, you should sell all of your belongings, use the sweet sweet cash to buy healthcare, and go camp out in your doctor’s waiting room to live off of his stash of post-inoculation lollipops and entertain yourself by sneaking into the nurse’s breakroom to watch their teevee. Bonus – you probably sold all of your clothes so you get to wear an exam gown with your arse flapping in the breeze and everything. Fantastic.
[re=369321]Prommie[/re]: It helps me (a little) to consider how he spent so much money and achieved so verrrrrrry little with his brilliant and innovative Florida Primary strategy.
[re=369353]rev_matt_y[/re]: well, Prommie has a few good ones you could try.
If vomit was a commodity, when the market opens tomorrow, I could corner all things Giuliani.
[re=369354]x111e7thst[/re]: Butt-plunging wife cheating spittle making trigger happy fivehead looking…
Nothing makes me miss Hunter S. Thompson more than seeing this douchenozzle fuckwad human-wannabe spouting off on why only the rich deserve healthcare.
Has anyone mentioned yet that shit-for-brains has made more than $100 million off 9/11 so far via his security consulting firm?
Or that he gets a royalty every time someone mentions “9/11?”
This is the first time I’ve seen him in nearly 8 years when he hasn’t said, “I’d just like to mention that I’m the hero of 9/11, because I sorta did my job as mayor for a few days and didn’t fly all the fuck over the US looking for an underground bunker to hide in while the country was being attacked.”
There are no words to adequately describe everything that’s wrong with this vile, worthless scum-sucking inhumane pile of snake shit.
Carry on.
chris matthews, you know full well that making a case on behalf of the poor means nothing to the man whose entire mayoralty was based on telling them to fuck off
When did Rudy Giuliani start enunciating with his eyes wide open like Jesse Jackson or at least the SNL parody of Jesse Jackson?
Silly wonketteers! Rudy knows all about grifters who take advantage of gumint health care programs. The City of New York just agreed to give the feds 100 million bucks that the City scammed, mostly on Rudy’s watch.
http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE56K5YI20090721
He’s just peeved because he had to pay for his facelift out of pocket.
Dear Rudy:
Ya, I’ll speak to yo mama outside.
No love,
queeraselvis v 2.0
WOW! Rudy makes have of the commenters sound like Yosemite Sam. I agree with you all of course….
He is like a hungry ghost, wandering the skull-field that was the GOP, pandering for lost souls. He is dead to me.
He must have recently been in one of his lady costumes, I see a wedding band on his finger that must be a prop.
Somebody should go to his job and slap Rush Limbaugh’s dick out of his mouth. Just for kicks.
Fuck this cross-dressing dip-stick!! Mathewws notes that 70% of the Americans who don’t have health insurance are under forty-five, which this cross-dressing dip-stick describes as “an American choice.”
Of course, 30% of Americans under forty-five also happen to be UNDER TWELVE!!!! The toddlers and tweens have chosen!!!
Said Giuliani, “I remember when my last wife found out that I was cheating on her. First of all, I had to make the choice to cheat on her, and that was very hard to do. Then I had to decide which of my gay friends I had to live with. That was another choice. Finally, I had to decide which doctor to go to for the crotch-rot that I got from my current wife. That too was a choice. I’ve made all these choices. Why is it so hard for poor people to make a choice when I have made them so often.”
If I sold my teevee and my car I would still owe $17000 on the “non-insurance” cost of that emergency appendectomy I had in May, and that’s why poor people lose their houses and or die when they get sick Rudy Guiliani you fucking fuck.
Fuck him.
Hmmm, cell phone costs $40 per month. Average Blue Shield plan in California is around $150 a month with a $3000-$5000 deductible and often does not cover brand-name prescription drugs, which sucks if your doctor wants you to take something that does not have a generic. Clearly the solution is to give up my cell phone. Of course that might make it harder for potential employers to call me but what the hell, the phone’s not ringing off the hook with those calls anyway…
Oh, and Rudy? Check again on that drug bill that Bush and the Republican Congress pushed through. It’s done shit in terms of lowering drug costs and actually added to our overall deficit and debt. Thanks for playing anyway, you steaming worthless pile of feces.
$7-8,000 is the acceptable price for health care? Gee, Rudy, that means that anyone living on minimum wage will have ~$5,000 to live on per year if they buy health insurance. Assuming they work under the table and don’t have any witholding for social security of medicare. Oh, and assuming they have no pre-existing conditions. Oh yeah, and no dependents who need coverage.
So, as long as a person working minimum wage can meet all of those conditions, and find a way to live on ~$400 a month, they might be able to have health care under Rudy’s “plan”.
Yeah, fuck him.
“Republicans just passed the best reform ever for seniors in terms of bringing down the cost of prescription drugs.”
If that’s truly the case, then why did it take the Dem’s to close the “doughnut hole” in medicare by getting the drug companies to voluntarily pony up $80 Billion?
Rudy’s plan from way back was to lie, cheat & steal his way through life. So far, so good.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of tort reform.
Dillhole.
How much does he think Television’s cost?
re: “decimated”
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Did he really say Tort Reform? Hm…what to choose- health coverage, tort reform, health coverage, tort reform. I can really only have one? Do you mind if I pee on your face while I think about it?
[re=369510]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Then he had to turn on his gay friends and demand no same-sex marriages in New York.
precious repub drug benefit is public / private. precious repub drug benefit is gov’t subsidized / supported. how is this precious repub plan so much better than socialist system destroying dem plan, hnnggggghhhhh?
well, other than the ‘donut hole’.
Skeletor called. He’s pissed off and wants his maxilla *and* the mandible back. Rudy is just an evil turd.
[re=369660]chascates[/re]: That too was a very hard choice. Why must someone as privileged as Rudy be forced to make so many hard choices when the poor get off so easy!
Why does he remind me of Larry the Cable Guy bending over?
Pure ass.
Someone please explain why Rudy thinks tax credits for people to buy insurance will lower premiums by increasing demand for insurance policies? Demand goes up and the price goes down?
Did the GOP faithful all chip in and get extra-creepifying injections for their leading already-creepy fuckwits? First we have this worthless scumbag, opening his eyes extra wide to shoot terrifying laser beams of drooling condescension at the world, and then G. Gordon Liddy starts whisper-rasping about how that one chick in Kenya is more trustworthy than all doctors ever licensed in Hawaii when it comes to looking at vaginas and their output. Jesus Christ on a fucking popsicle stick, how am I supposed to SLEEP tonight????
9/11
AIPAC
The Fed
Single Payer
Propaganda Media
Giuliani: It’s Italian for asshole
What an asswipe. Rudy was thrust into the limelight by virtue of 9/11 as was Bush. We’re still suffering the consequences of those coincidences. Rudy should shove his ill-informed opinions of health care up his ass. Incidentally, that’s the first place he’ll get a nice fast-growing TUMOR if there is a god.
[re=369305]Prommie[/re]: well said!
[re=369328]user-of-owls[/re]: Also, that was a misuse of “decimated” which means 10%. Pretty nasty as the Romans employed it, but the WTC attack was much worse. “Obliterated” or “Annihilated” or somesuch would better suit.
That’s Some Argument Rudy!
So the health of the insurance industry is more important than that of 40 mil. of his fellow Americans?
Well ,at least he’s loyal to his benefactors ,to bad he doesn’t show his spouse’s the same respect.
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