Joe Biden Visits Ukraine To Interview His Mail-Order Bride

• Bobby Jindal bought himself a $1 scratch ticket for his birthday -- Barack Loot -- and look, he won! Even Indian people in Louisiana can live the American Dream. [ Think Progress ]

• Joe Biden loves the ladies. The Ukrainian Ladies. [ HuffPost ]

• REDSTATE SIREN! Call your senator and demand that John Thune's "Protect Yourself From Homos" amendment is added to the hate crimes bill, which will probably be voted on tomorrow. [ RedState ]

• David Vitter might lose his seat in 2010 for not having enough hooker sex. [ TPM ]

• Andrew Sullivan's substitute write-in zombie performs a voluntary Rickroll. [ Andrew Sullivan ]