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No, not at all! According to famous wingnut blog “The Drudge Report,” it is about a giant looming Pedobear who will “fix” your “health” by, uhm, raping children. Is that what you people want?

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  1. What was the symbol of Communist Russia? The Bear. What is China’s most famous animal? The Panda Bear.

    I think we all know why he chose a bear as his symbol for health care. WAKE UP SHEEPLES!!!!!!

  2. Pedobear is holding the eyeball of a child on a string. He is not only a Pedobear, but he eats the children after molesting them, keeping their eyeballs as trophies.

  3. A bear? It could be a bear. Or it could be a Cthulhoid death-creature listening to an other-dimensional iPod. Either way we’re in trouble…

  4. I hear that prostate exams are popular among the GOP. Just cause they’re not administered by medical professionals doesn’t mean they aren’t proper (and who the hell calls himself Dr. Manhole Feelgood, anyway?)

  5. Drudge is right to call attention to this, as it is well known that Brown and Black bears have terrible health care because they are lazy and just sit around eating watermelon while dreaming of tight pussy, comfortable shoes, and a warm place to shit.

  6. [re=367248]Extemporanus[/re]: “My hardcore Alaska Grown girl hiking…”

    “Hardcore” and “Piper Palin” are not two words that should go together.

  7. Enuf! How about a moratorium on wingnut loonies? I realize this would deprive Wonkette of most of its material, but there must be lovelier and more humorous things to report on than pedobears, drudges, bitters and birthers, Alaskan quitter governors, Barbie know-nothing fake boobers, etc etc etc. How about just more buttsecks 24/7? Also.

  8. The moment I saw these 2 bears juxtaposed on Rachel last night, I knew I’d be seeing it again here, today. Wonkette has conditioned me, entirely.

  9. Is this the bear Reagan warned us about?

    There is a bear in the woods. For some people the bear is easy to see. Others don’t see it at all. Some people say the bear is tame. Others say it’s vicious and dangerous. Since no one can really be sure who is right, isn’t it smart to be as strong as the bear? If there is a bear….

  10. [re=367269]Min[/re]: I know what your thinking, and yes. That is the new Obama Family Coat of Arms. They had it modeled after their own Goddless killing machine bear, Trig.

  11. Drudge fears national healthcare ‘cuze he’s afraid that they will discover that he is, in fact, completely fucking insane and commit him and his big red siren.

  12. Is that what you people want?

    No, rabbits are obviously better suited to perform this treatment, both in terms of size and productivity.

  13. From the President of the United States
    To the lowliest rock and roll star
    Pedobear in and he’ll see you now
    He don’t care who you are
    Some get the awful, awful diseases
    Some get the knife, some get the gun
    Some get to die in their sleep
    At the age of a hundred and one

  14. [re=367268]smitallica[/re]: But he can still smell the menstruation, and if so that patient is obviously not of the correct age group.

  15. Wait, Pedobear can give America healthcare and all we have to do is let him rape a few kids? That’s a heckuva lot better than a trillion dollars or whatever. Hooray, Pedobear! I mean, it’s a lot better deal than we ever got with the Catholic Church.

  16. Will this child-raping pedobear be more expensive or less expensive than being dropped from my insurance plan when my dissolute ways finally give me cancer? Because it’s hard to make a decision without all the facts.

  17. Furries performing abortions? That’s Socialized Medicine I can believe in.
    [re=367230]Godot[/re]:
    That would be done by Dr. Poo Bear.

  18. [re=367279]honkyman[/re]: It sounds like you might need a Wonkette fast. Turn off your computer, go to the park and smell the flowers. Watch the little children play…but not too closely and, for God’s sake, don’t smell them.

  19. [re=367275]Doglessliberal[/re]: Good “catch”!

    No, really. I used to work for a pediatric medical journal years ago, so I corresponded with faculty at CNMC all the time. I recognized the “pedobear” instantly, which is the mark of a really good logo. Whatever the designer got paid, it probably wasn’t enough.

    Teddy bear + stethoscope might seem so self-evident as to be lame, but Vanderbilt Children’s Hospital’s logo is foldy paper dolls, all uniform and mechanical-like, and it seems cold next to Our Pedobear.

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