Barack Obama Wears A Crown Of Painful Bailout Thorns, For YOU!
by Riley Waggaman 5:41 pm July 20, 2009
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Matt Yglesias writes about Refrigerator Policy. [Matt Yglesias]
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The Taliban Hobbyist Kit: Buy 1 pickup truck, get 1 AK-47 FREE! While supplies last, in Missouri. [Think Progress]
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If you wouldn’t mind, would you take a look at this cartoon for a moment? So as you can see, the National Deficit is represented by black asphalt/goo? Anyway. If this comic is supposed to criticize Obama for adding to the deficit, shouldn’t he be adding more goo, instead removing a huge-ass chunk of it, with an excavator? [RedState]
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Andrew Sullivan always finds the cleverest ways to avoid leading the Iranian Revolution. People are counting on you, Andrew! [Andrew Sullivan]
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It seems that Barack Obama said something really dramatic the other day, something like, “Our economy is in ruins? And no one wants to take the blame? Give it to me. And I will socialize it, to save you from your sins.” Stigmata! [AMERICAblog]
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I love how the crazed gun/truck-selling patriot is trying to lure people with SOVIET GUNS
Maybe RedState is saying that Barry is moving the goo to another location to plant Acorns?
As long as it’s a japanese pickup. Now that the talibans have actual cash money they will only buy japanese pickups and motorcycles because of the reliability. Gone (for them) are the days when you had to flee from the northern alliance and the US SF on a goddam Bielorussian Minsk whose bearings have to be repacked every 600 miles.
Studies have proven that the AK-47 is the best defense against tweakers.
[re=366481]armoredbore[/re]: The 2nd Amendment knows no national boundary, knows no ethnicity (except for white aryan) and knows no religion (except for the non-Papist, Jesus-lover kind). It knows only one enemy: the nefarious mulatto.
AK-47, perfect for those that like Uncle Duke, prefer to soften up a room before entering it.
I think the defecit is represented by the hole, not the asphalt/goo/dirt. Or did I miss something again?
Riley, you haven’t left us for greener, paying pastures!
Those scary yellow and red teeth in the “Embarrassed” ad above made me wonder if you’d been vampirized. It worked out fine for that handsome guy in Twilight, though. (I don’t bother to learn the hunks du jour these days, though I can still appreciate nice manflesh.)
You had me at Refrigerator Policey, Waggaman.
Every night, before I go to bed and after I’ve said my prayers, I kiss my Kalashnikov and thank Mother Russia, for freedom. Spokoinoi nochi.
Oh wow, my extremely moderate, pleasant, and thoughtful Republican Congressman, MIke Castle, just unwittingly faced a crowd of angry birfers who couldn’t believe that he agreed Barry is a U.S. Citizen. STRING IM UP BOYS!
If we’re lucky, Mike will retire out of disgust for the gang of idiots that his party has become and not run for the Senate so Joe’s son will inherit, er, be elected to his dad’s seat.
[re=366494]azw88[/re]: Better yet, Uncle Duke’s real-life counterpart, who liked to soften up his IBM Selectrics before using them.
Riely, I thought that the Red State cartoon was clear: Obama needs heavy equipment to clean out all the shit that Bush shoveled onto the economy just so we can see how bad Bush made everything.
Red State never gives the full picture. What you don’t see is that Barack is dumping the “national deficit goo,” into an even larger pit called Bush’s Recession.
The Missouri truck dealer is just showing his environmental consciousness. What with global warming coming along, the Kalashnikov will be much more reliable in the midwest’s impending rainforest conditions than the notoriously unreliable AR-15. He’s a hippie, liberal enviro-freak, really.
Why was Jimmy Cater digging a hole for the last 8 years? And couldn’t he dig a deeper one in 8 years? Lazy, old ex-Presidents.
[re=366481]armoredbore[/re]: Exactly. [re=366526]SayItWithWookies[/re]: And, if all of Cali turns to sand, what with climate change, the thing will still keep scavengers away from your food. Bonus.
[re=366519]President Beeblebrox[/re]: NO offense or anything but when I drive through Delaware on 40, a lot of the people look like the animal- human hybridz. I think I need to get back on 95 and avoid the Royal Farms, WaWa, and esp. the Walmarts. I stand out -weighing less than 150 pounds, having no tattoos and all my teeth.
[re=366544]The Cap’m[/re]: Thank God. I thought I might be the only one who wondered how Jimmy became president for the last eight years.
I just assumed that given Red States normal coverage, maybe they have convinced themselves that Jimmy Carter was president and not W.
I love this redstate comment: “I am getting so tired of hearing that Obama is “fixing” the past 8 years. How long is he going to beat that dead horse?” Yeah, he should’ve been done fixing those two wars and a massive recession and an incipient police state in his first hundred days… Time to move on already.
[re=366563]finallyhappy[/re]: Get some tats already, Comrade Elitist Skinny Pussy!
This whole guns-with-trucks is all your fault, Wonkette. Your demand for trucknutz created a shortage, forcing this dealer to give away mass-produced Russian knock-offs made in china. Nobody buys Amurkin any more.
More to the point: does anyone have a recording of Barry saying “Give it to me?”
[re=366519]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Just saw the birfer clip on Rachel. Wow. That is some kind of crazy wingtard hornets’ nest stirred up. Surely there must be a govt body to remind FOX News of their responsibility in not propagating this ostensibly racist hoohaw. Hmm.
That town hall meeting of Castle’s can be summed up, as with most nonsense complaints against Hopey, thusly: “goddammit we gots a nigger preznit!”
Also, Delaware was a slave state.
If it wasn’t for AK-47s Vietnamese, Iraqis, and Afghanis would be slaves to foreign imperialists. AK-47 open source for more than 50 yrs. I tell you those MIT computers stink, but one child, one AK, that’s been a winning formula for 50 yrs.
[re=366519]President Beeblebrox[/re]: When every state got their allotment of wingnuts, Delaware wisely put almost all of ours “South of the Canal”, a zone of desolation roughly akin to “the Wastes” from Mad Max. The only path through this hellscape being Rt 1, a toll road, and therefore forbidden ground for “real Americans”.
There is a slowly collapsing bridge on Rt 13 that spans the canal but I though we had them convinced it was Socialist, apparently some of them risked it, thanks for the heads up.
Sorry, can’t type, on the road to Missouri. And you better not f*** with me when I get back , all I’m sayin.
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