Palin Hairdresser Corrects Terrible Smear Rumors About Balding

God bless Twitter, aka "man's greatest achievement," for enabling ordinary citizens to combat MSM smear campaigns against political heroes such as Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, whoseentire political reputationemanates from deep within her thick, shiny hairdo.

One week ago, theNew York Timesirresponsibly published the following spurious claim, which was a million times worse than that time they said "Oh yeah Saddam has these aluminum tubes which he's pretty definitely going to use to bomb us all":

Friends worried that [Palin] appeared anxious and underweight. Her hair had thinned to the point where she needed emergency help from her hairdresser and close friend, Jessica Steele.

(Your own Wonkette made a similar suggestion a month previous, based solely on the wiggishness of Palin's hair and the suspicion -- not yet plausibly refuted! -- that she is, in fact, Rudy Giuliani in drag.) 

Anyhow, now Palin's hairdresser is speaking truth to power, via one million heavily punctuated Twitters. It's basically like what happened in Iran last month only better because this gal is not typing in Farsi.

 Palin Hairdresser: NYT Was Lying About "Hair Thinning" Claim [Conservatives4Palin]

 Jessica Steele's Twitter