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DRINK UP HOPEY

Happy Friday From Our Drinking President

When we drove home you slept all the way, Right through the explosion display, Another fine outing, pointing and shouting: 'Look, it's baseball'
After eight years of that alky teetotaler George W. Bush, it’s always a delight to see that your president is man enough to have a beer without turning into some raging drunken elder-abusing asshole. Here is Barack Obama just cold slurpin’ a cold one with his powerful baseball-fan friends. On the left, let’s see, that’s probably Bill Gates. Hi Bill! And on the right … hmm, maybe Madonna? Let’s say Madonna. [White House Flickr]


5:09 PM on Fri July 17 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. widget09 says at 5:13 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Looks a little young to be Madonna, Eh?

  2. ManchuCandidate says at 5:14 pm, July 17th, 2009

    I’d drink heavily too if I had to listen to Bud Selig for three hours.

  3. CollegeStudent says at 5:14 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Umm, don’t know who Madonna is but Bill Gates as actually Bud Selig, I believe his job is to be the George W. Bush of baseball

  4. He seems to really like that sweatshirt.

  5. Formerly Preferred says at 5:17 pm, July 17th, 2009

    I demand that Byron Dorgan conduct an inquest into the taxpayer expense associated with that beer.

  6. Bud Selig is literally the most loathed and hated human being on Earth. Having a drink with Ahmadinejad would probably be better for his image.

  7. HoboNutz says at 5:17 pm, July 17th, 2009

    that better be an american beer

  8. Lord Growing says at 5:17 pm, July 17th, 2009

    I’m pretty sure he’s actually spitting tobacco juice.

  9. InsidiousTuna says at 5:18 pm, July 17th, 2009

    mcc: It is a very nice jacket, yes.

  10. Neilist says at 5:21 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Beer? Beer?

    Muslins don’t drink “beer.”

    People, that’s supposed to be a 40 oz MALT LIQUOR!

  11. Extemporanus says at 5:21 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Hailing originally from Milwaukee, I’ve actually had suds with Bud.

    And by “suds”, I mean “Bob Uecker’s urine.”

  12. Humpback says at 5:22 pm, July 17th, 2009

    The funny thing is, this photo was taken in the White House holodeck media room.

  13. WhatTheHeck says at 5:24 pm, July 17th, 2009

    In the reflection of the glass door, I can see dead people.
    Those were the ones booing President Obama’s first toss.

  14. rocktonsammy says at 5:25 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Thats 3 more colored people that I’ve ever seen at a ball game.

  15. LittlePig says at 5:27 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Thought it was a Pabst Blue Ribbon there for a second. Don’t scare me like that, President Hussein X.

  16. NotNotLickingToads says at 5:27 pm, July 17th, 2009

    The outrage over this over in the Politico comments is rather awesome…

    From the article itself:

    After Obama was seen with beer in hand at the Wizards game, callers lit up the lines at WWL, a sports radio station in Louisiana, according to the station’s website.

    “People are losing 5, 10, 20,000 dollars a day in the stock market, and he’s sitting there drinking a beer,” one caller said. “It’s insulting. There’s a lot of people suffering.”

    Another caller complained, “The president is the president 24 hours a day. I don’t think he should drink on the job.”

  17. Hooray For Anything says at 5:31 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Somewhere out there, Andrew McCarthy is composing a post on the Corner calling the President insufficiently manly for drinking beer out of a glass.

  18. WadISay says at 5:33 pm, July 17th, 2009

    What’s Barry doing with his right hand? I’d like to think he’s getting that Bud out of his kidneys as fast as possible.

  19. mookworthjwilson says at 5:36 pm, July 17th, 2009

    CollegeStudent: obviously they don’t teach absurdist sarcasm in college…i think Ken knew that was Bud Selig…

  20. lizard scum says at 5:36 pm, July 17th, 2009

    To be fair, I don’t think Bush became a raging asshole alcoholic after downing a beer at the ballpark. I think for him cocaine was a gateway drug to beer, and beer was his gateway to baseball, and baseball team ownership, his only success in life, the gateway into politics.

  21. LittlePig says at 5:36 pm, July 17th, 2009

    “People are losing 5, 10, 20,000 dollars a day in the stock market, and he’s sitting there drinking a beer

    It’s Obama’s fault people made retarded investment choices? Do what? What about that good ol’ “personal resposibility” there, moronic Louisiana person.

  22. JRinDallas says at 5:37 pm, July 17th, 2009

    So our Muslim Shark God can’t have a beer, but the Christian Pretzel Choker can play fake cowboy and cut down forests while wearing big hats for months and months? Got it.

  23. Pickle says at 5:39 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Drinking beer at a baseball game is so un-American.

  24. lizard scum:

    re: Rangers: Little Shrub got that team for free & sold at a profit…. but the success was due to his patriarchal connections, not anything he did, actually..

  25. facehead says at 5:50 pm, July 17th, 2009

    sippin on gin and aborted fetus joice, no doubt.

  26. NotNotLickingToads says at 5:50 pm, July 17th, 2009

    LittlePig: I’m more curious as to why the fuck Politico is including quotes from callers to a Louisiana sports radio channel.

    I mean, I’m sure it’s a group that typically supports black muslin LIEberal preznits, but hey.

  27. Hooray For Anything says at 5:52 pm, July 17th, 2009

    JRinDallas: To be fair to W, he did give up golf.

  28. Wendy_Kroy says at 5:52 pm, July 17th, 2009

    That nice older lady in the back is like, “Hold on, I need to get a Polaroid of this for my Friendster page.”

  29. CollegeStudent says at 6:03 pm, July 17th, 2009

    mookworthjwilson: Wait so he doens’t really think that’s Madonna either?
    Holy shit, I have been wasting taxpayer dollars on a crappy public education. I must be some sort of socialist.

  30. ushutyurmouthwhenurtalkintome says at 6:04 pm, July 17th, 2009

    NotNotLickingToads: when I lose 20,000 in the stock market a day, I especially want a beer. Whatsa problem?

  31. BlueStateLibtard says at 6:06 pm, July 17th, 2009

    WhatTheHeck: Those dead people you see in the windows are health-insurance executives who are going to kill themselves once the Public Health Insurance passes.

  32. mookworthjwilson says at 6:06 pm, July 17th, 2009

    CollegeStudent: been a long day…guess my sarcasm detector was low on batteries here…

  33. Chickensmack says at 6:08 pm, July 17th, 2009

    if he’s drinking a domestic, I want him throwed out of office.

  34. “To be fair, I don’t think Bush became a raging asshole alcoholic after downing a beer at the ballpark.”

    When was it ever “a” beer with him?

  35. Holy smokes, that’s Hank Aaron! Well, hell. There went all my snark.

  36. Uncle Glenny says at 6:23 pm, July 17th, 2009

    I bet he never had a beer with Glenn Burke

  37. Itsjustme says at 6:25 pm, July 17th, 2009

    ManchuCandidate: No shit! and why is Obama sitting like a scorned Schoolboy?

  38. Itsjustme says at 6:27 pm, July 17th, 2009

    LittlePig: $20,000 is about how much a beer costs at a stadium

  39. CollegeStudent says at 6:35 pm, July 17th, 2009

    mookworthjwilson: Its all good. I am pretty sure all I learn in college is sarcasm. Sarcasm and alcoholism

  40. Scandalabra says at 6:37 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Is that Dick Cheney and Phyllis Schlafly in the booth in the back?

  41. RoscoePColtraine says at 6:38 pm, July 17th, 2009

    That don’t look like gin & juice; and he ain’t smokin no indo. But he’s most definitely *laid back* with his mind on our money and our money on his mind.

  42. Lazy Media says at 6:54 pm, July 17th, 2009

    He paid at least $7.50 for that Bud Light. Stimulus beer!

  43. hobospacejunkie says at 7:10 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Bud Selig is notorious for his dandruff. I hope Hopey got hisself brushed off afterwards. That shit’s gross.

  44. glamourdammerung says at 7:20 pm, July 17th, 2009

    jfruh: I take issue with your reference of Bud Selig being human.

  45. Jukesgrrl says at 7:21 pm, July 17th, 2009

    LittlePig: Only Democrats, the poor, people who aren’t straight, and people of color are supposed to practice “personal responsibility.” Republicans, investors, sports heroes, and residents of C Street are exempt. It’s the standard for them. Pat Buchanan can explain it to you.

  46. Jukesgrrl says at 7:27 pm, July 17th, 2009

    CollegeStudent: At least you’re learning something. Obviously, punctuation isn’t part of the curriculum.

  47. ssccss says at 7:39 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Hooray For Anything: That ain’t no glass, it’s a plastic cup.

    Chickensmack: Bite me - I’m drinking a Long Trail right now.

  48. magic titty says at 8:06 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Say! That is Bad Henry, Hank Aaron over there - the greatest baseballer that ever was.
    Hooray for the Hammer!

    Yeah…that’s all I had to add.

  49. Atheist Nun says at 8:18 pm, July 17th, 2009

    You’ve got to hand it to Obama, what a fuckin’ genius move:

    “THAT MUSLIN NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE HAVIN’ KENYAN IS DRINKIN’ A BEER! I AIN’T NEVER DRINKIN’ NO MORE BEE…eer… oh, wait.”

    I hereby issue the following WINGNUT REPUBLICAN BEER CHALLENGE: I dare you to boycott beer because you hate Obama. In fact, I totally fucking double dare you.

    (No way are they going to boycott beer. Any people dumb enough to seriously and earnestly think republican thoughts need beer before oxygen.)

  50. NYNYNY says at 9:23 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Words: if he got the team for free, how could he NOT sell it for a profit?

  51. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 9:41 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Is it just me, or does the photo make it look like Obama is trying to put his arm around Selig? Maybe we have found the answer to who felt up David Brooks.

    JRinDallas: So? Haven’t you been watching the Sotomayor hearings? Like children, brown people are best seen and not heard.

  52. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 10:29 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Min: Dammit, really? And here I was going to make a joke about it totes being Madonna next to him, since the look on her face clearly betrays her plan to steal all his babies. Hank Aaron, however…he just drives the snark right outta me. David Denby should hire him.

  53. CuntryFirst says at 11:02 pm, July 17th, 2009

    He’s sipping on it like it’s a Latte! Man, and I thought his first pitch was weak and effeminate.

  54. Hank Aaron in the white shirt, 2 seats to Barry’s right, I’m pretty sure

  55. artbot2000 says at 11:40 pm, July 17th, 2009

    Itsjustme:

    He’s at a Nats game.

  56. Politicartoons says at 1:20 am, July 18th, 2009

    That’s Penny Marshall.

  57. ProfessorJukes says at 9:03 am, July 18th, 2009

    lizard scum: Wait… the Texas Rangers were a *success* under W? Well, the bar is set pretty low… by both parties.

  58. nightshift says at 9:28 am, July 18th, 2009

    HoboNutz: Looks to be an elitist microbrew he’s drinking. I bet he had just eaten some arugula. Further proof he ain’t a true ‘merican.

  59. Red Zeppelin says at 1:11 pm, July 18th, 2009

    Dude even looks cool drinking a beer, a feat I have never mastered.

  60. d4g33z says at 4:13 am, July 19th, 2009

    magic titty: And it was perhaps, all that was need to be added.

  61. greywindz says at 8:51 am, July 19th, 2009
  62. Gumboz1953 says at 1:23 pm, July 20th, 2009

    NotNotLickingToads: WWL is 50,000 watts, clear channel, of nothing but Rush and such. So the whole planet can hear how f***ed up New Orleans really is nowadays. Especially at night, when you get the skip.

  63. Gumboz1953 says at 1:25 pm, July 20th, 2009

    artbot2000: If he’s at a Nats game, that explains why he’s getting drunk.

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