Wonkette
Congratulations to veteran commenter “loquaciousmusic,” a part of whose sexy comment on some stupid post from 2008 was featured on last night’s The Daily Show in a segment demonstrating how fun it can be to make gay jokes about Lindsey Graham on the Internet. But oh, what is that credit in the upper-left corner? “CROOKS AND LIARS,” the pay-pornography site? Jon Stewart, you sack of devils! First the uncredited Truck Nutz jokes every other night — we literally own that company — and now this! Funny show, though. [Jezebel]
OOH GOD , that skit was soooo funny. I had a feeling some of those comments came from wonktards. Amato’s doing porn now?? Sell out!
George Lindsey takes it up the cornhole from Gomer Pyle.
In defense of The Daily Show, I hear ten random people every Tuesday mention that Lindsey Graham takes it up the cornhole. Everybody knows that.
It’s all so wrong; and yet, so true!
Sniff… Why must you taunt the rest of us who don’t get exposure on CNN and the Daily Show? I’ll try harder to be funny, I swear!!!
Today we are all cornholes.
If you people own Comedy Central now, can you never allow Carlos Mencia on tee vee ever again, please?
And if you see Dane Cook, could you sock him in the jaw for me?
Thanks Wonkette!
And congrats, “Ben!”
As a member of the American Cornhole Association, I would ask everyone nicely one last time to stop making fun of my organization! Devil sacks!
Isn’t this the audition for The Daily Show writers job? I have been misled!
Wait wait. I’m confusinated.
Gawker Media, via Jezebel, quotes Viacom, via Comedy Central, quoting WaPo, via Crooks & Liars, which should have quoted Yoyodyne Industries, via Wonkette, which quoted Gawker Media, on Jezebel?
Thanks for bringing this circle jerk to our attention.
And for all this, loquaciousmusic, the actual author of the comment, gets a little nothing extra in his paycheck? No wonder journalism is dying.
What did he get for that? A package of sausage and pancakes on a stick?
http://www.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/local/article/WEBBGATER17_20090717-133602/280578/P10/
Wingnuts storm capital of confederacy
Hey! That avatar behind the quote looks familiar. Holy shit, it’s mine… er, well, Frank Sinatra. Oh boy, I’m…er… background.
Why do cornholes hate America?
I could swear some Wonketteer was also responsible for the “old lesbian” comment. Am I right?
But congrats to LM…I doff my cap to you.
ManchuCandidate: Your comment was good too. It’s just that Doug Mackenzie humor goes over the heads of most Americans.
ManchuCandidate: The beard you’ve grown really changes your appearance.
Whoever runs against Graham, they should use this as their one and only campaign slogan.
“Hooter Pickledick for U.S. Senate: Because Lindsey Graham takes it up the cornhole.”
Your achievement is, indeed, loquaciousmusic to my ears. Today we are all cornholers.
You call it cornhole. We call it maizehole.
(And trust me, you do not want to get stuck in Lindsey’s maizehole.)
Ahhh, fame.
Todd Mecklem: And yet, it would never occur to anyone to say, “Lindsey Graham gives it up the cornhole.” He is such a bottom.
John McCain, now there is a top if I’ve ever seen one!
WestEdEd:
Hm.
Population of Virginia: 7,769,089
Number of Protesters: 200
Percentage of Virginians at Protest: 0.0025743%
OMG VIRGINIA REVOLUSHUN!!!!!11!!!
shortsshortsshorts: Jaw? I think not. Aim lower.
I offer loquaciousmusic free cunnilingus, fellatio, or both.
Hee Haw. Its cornball humor speaks to the contemporary Republican Party. Michael Steele and Lyndsi Graham lolling in a corn field. Mitch McConnell skulking in the background in his Daisy Dukes:
“Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me.”
And Mark Sanford’s thing about “searched the world over and thought I’d found true love….”
Hahaha. Well done people.
Lucky Pierre Lindsay Graham looked like he was takin’ it up the cornhole, or else was monumentally constipated, this week whilst buggering Sonya Sotomayor about her dirty messican terrorisms & dumb So-So from the block blatherings.
Extemporanus: It’s like the last scene of The Shining, only the hedges are made out of maize, and the snow is made out of Santorum.
(Sorry…I just couldn’t bear the burden of dealing with that image all by myself.)
Combover: Beat me to it.
loquaciousmusic: WARBLOGGING: yr’ doin’ it right!!
Also: Quasi-Proof that Wonkette is the quivering epicenter of political parody on teh internets… Hey, that sounds pretty sexy, actually:
Wonkette: Touch My Quivering Epicenter Of Political Parody
Congratulations, loquaciousmusic, you are a hero of the WARBLOGZ.
These cornholes have been for sale on my local Craigslist for a week now, and its a shame they are not selling, they seem to be perfectly good cornholes: http://southjersey.craigslist.org/for/1270225478.html
I just knew that had to be one of Wonkette’s own.
Prommie:
They might sell if they rename them glory holes.
I feel self-conscious knowing the writers of the daily show are reading us.
american mutt: I feel depressed that they don’t offer us all jobs.
You people are drinking again, you lucky bastards…
Also, I’d like to congratulate Loquaciousmusic and pat myself on the back for recognizing who the fuck that is…but—
honestly….
Is it funny just because it’s true? Where’s the art in that [sighs a jealous sigh, digs in cabinet for military vodka]…
Just goes to show you that writers at the Daily Show, Weekend Update, etc. have been skimming the comment section, rearraning the structure, and regurgitating the jokes for years.
When will we receive our Ameros?
I actually paused the dvr at the screen shot trying to figure out whether that was us as the joke both involved Lindsey Graham being gay and butt sex. Who else could it be?
american mutt: I know, now I feel like I have to up my A Game knowing Jon Stewart could be reading this at this very moment (hi Jon!)
Prommie: The price. $150. I can get a perfectly useable cornhole at 3 AM up at the Hunts Point market for $25. Or a dime bag of meth.
Glorious.
It is as if, for a brief flicker of time, the Daily Show twittered one of us.
Day after day, I slog over to this blog just hoping that someone will give me a little recognition for being a bit funny, and Loquaciousmusic makes it on the Daily Show for stating the obvious.
Damn.
Congratulations Loquaciousmusic. May the norse gods of warblogging bless you in Valhalla.
Prommie: Have you tried GipperList?
So, like, there’s no statute of limitations for “comment of the day”? And just where the fuck is our little winner? Are we being shy? Let us share in your glory, goddamit!
I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but (haha I almost said bubblebutt) ever hear of teh Google?? The Daily Show doesn’t come here and read all our pathetic comments. You google “Lindsey Graham cornhole” and you get Wonkette. Same thing happens if you google “Lindsey Graham poop chute”. Don’t believe me, then try it for yourself. Or just read the comment that proves my point
queeraselvis v 2.0:
Psyche! — y’all thought we were about to get famous.
Hey!!! I send Stewart stuff ALL the time - and he NEVER uses any of it.
And when he does, it’s very seldom.
Also.
RoscoePColtraine: you mean that nobody famous is one of the 1194 viewers???
Why, Loquaciousmusic is the reason I read Crooks and Liars every day.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: And some day you will be quoted on some bon mot or other in the mass media, and it will go, “As super-witty internet commenter Lionel Hutz Esq remarked on ReadersDigest.com the other day . . .”
BobLoblawLawBlog: “Preparations F and G were failures, but with Preparation H … ”
Scott Evil: “Why not just call it ass cream, ass?”
I thought that comment was kind of funny at the time.
Also, I am totally basking in my 15 minutes of fame.
loquaciousmusic: Your entire family is basking in your reflected glory. No doubt this will make the holiday newsletter. Congratulations, Senor Cornholeo! Now close your million dollar book deal and cinch the TV show. God is opening up a door, warrior, bust on through.
Jon Stewart is taking it up the cornhole. Also, he’s a known lesbian.
Also, loquaciousmusic, No–YOU the man.
loquaciousmusic: Make sure to get some “Cornhole” print screens to show the grand kids.
and thank you, … today we are truly All Cornholes!
wheelie: Well, at least my Grandma will be happy.
102415: Now I can be all like, “Oh, really? Well my anonymous Internet comment was featured on The Daily Show—AND it got the most applause! Suckers!”
And my grandchildren will look at one another and sigh.
This is outrageous. LM, you should sue them in internet court. Call Sarah Palin’s attorney.
Blender: She’s on my speed dial, believe me.