Gay Penguin Couple Rent Asunder By Hussy
And this is why gay marriage will never work: "Silo and Roy, two male chinstrap penguins native to the South Atlantic, made [New York] headlines six years ago when they came out with their same-sex relationship. ... That all ended when Scrappy, a single female newly arrived from SeaWorld in San Diego, caught Silo's eye. ... On Thursday, Roy, all alone, sat disconsolately at the edge of the penguin area, staring at the wall." Jesus Christ that is about the saddest story ever written. [ Fox News ]