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What Gay Porno Are They Watching On Air Force One?

Must be that new Bruno movie ....
Alert UK journalist “Richard” sent us this Reuters pic, wondering what kind of movie Willie Mays and Robert Gibbs and the sleazy White House press pool enjoyed last night on the flight over to the MLB All-Star game. What do you people think?

We figured it out pretty much instantaneously, which says something or other about our cultural references, but you may have Different Views. Type ‘em up in the comments, and we will reveal the truth later this evening. (Or just click here* and SPOIL the fun for everyone with a SPOILER.)

UPDATE: Yeah, you nerds had it by the first comment, you damn dirty apes.

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81 comments

  1. Buzz Feedback

    Planet of the Apes. “Get your hands off me you dirty ape.” “Damn you all to all.” “Yes Cornelius, I do enjoy the occasional Dutch Rudder.”

  2. paintitblack

    At last! Teh buttsecks & trucknuts has returned to our beloved Wonkette! And btw, Wille Mays has a lot of ‘splainin’ to do. Also.

  3. rocktonsammy

    Is that colored old guy Joesph Jackson or Willie Mays?

    Is Air Force One the flying Lincoln Bedroom?

  4. Atheist Nun

    haha. I actually guessed it, but only because I just watched it again a few weeks ago.

    ( SPOILER! It’s a video sent to Obama by Rusty DePass, labeled “Obama’s home movies” )

  5. The-Gentle-Art

    A bit off topic, but you all have to see this clip of comedian Tom Arnold debate and beat Sean Hanity on various topics.

    SPAM LINK DELETED

    Oh yeah…That is obviously the porno G.O.P (Gay Old Philanderers).

  6. hobospacejunkie

    [re=363595]The-Gentle-Art[/re]: BLOG WHORE ALERT MULTIPLE OFFENDER It’s getting old, dude. Every time with the “you have to see this clip.” No we don’t.

  7. Naked Bunny with a Whip

    I was gonna say “needs more fursuits”, but then I followed the spoiler link and found out I was wrong!

  8. Bearbloke

    [re=363585]Pickle[/re]: From the Senate cloak-room closed-circuit feed maybe, but far too masculine to be the GOOPers themselves… maybe they’re watching ‘Bear Fuck Party’?

  9. Hooray For Anything

    It’s a perfect movie for Obama to watch as it’s about a bunch of white males who are imprisoned by a minority group that once was used mainly for manual labor and comedy.

  10. Todd Mecklem

    Don’t you hate in when you have a nice entertainment center like that and then NO ONE’S WATCHING THE DAMN MOVIE!

    At least there’s only one Willie visible in the photo…

    I don’t know. I’m pretty sure it’s not Tom Arnold debating and beating Sean Hannity on various topics. [re=363600]hobospacejunkie[/re]: The Eds must be treating the spamming like a running gag, or TGA would’ve been banned by now.

  11. Todd Mecklem

    [re=363600]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Ah, I see the Eds are on it. Now if they could just fix my typos when I get excited and forget to proofread…

  12. Edywin

    So is that a bullwhip Gibbs is being handed? Wow! Overt sexual and racial overtones. I think its time for my medication.

  13. kdaddy

    Look closely, nobody is actually watching this gay porn because they are all immune to this
    titillation from years and years of exposure plus Rush Limbaugh is not onscreen. also.

  14. S.Luggo

    [re=363584]OzoneTom[/re]: It’s the classic, “Legislative Positions”, featuring Lindsey G., Miss McConnell, and a supporting cast of barnyard aninmals, with Mark F. as pool boy No.3.

  15. The Station Manager

    Yes, fine, it is just Planet of the Apes, but to be fair, there were a LOT of man-asses in that movie.

  16. x111e7thst

    [re=363605]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: “You can have my gun when you pry it from out my cold dead monkey butt.”

  17. crunkanada

    In other news, does anyone know why the caption on this AP photo talks about the MLB All-Star game “in August?” It was yesterday, right? It’s still July, right? Right?

  18. Scandalabra

    What was Anna Wintour doing there lurking in the background. Clearly there was no fashion angle to this situation.

  19. Texan Bulldoggette

    [re=363632]x111e7thst[/re]: Thank you for understanding my reference. Frankly that’s about all I remember him for … and the Moses thing. (Yeah, I know he was in a bunch of other stuff but when he parted that sea–wow!)

  20. Country Club Jihadi

    [re=363642]Scandalabra[/re]: And her jacket is designed like a box of Kotex Security Tampons. Super Plus.

  21. Country Club Jihadi

    [re=363657]Bearbloke[/re]: I thought the beet salad at the Bull & Bear was rather gamey.

  22. proudgrampa

    Jebus. Can’t we get first run movies on the plane flown by THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ON THE EARTH???

    wtf??

  23. Tengrain

    After careful study, I can safely conclude that this is a scene from the gay porno, “Field of Creams.”
    Er, but I’m only guessing.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  24. Lionel Hutz Esq.

    And what happened to Willie Mays? I didn’t know being a greeter at a Casino was that draining.

  25. El Pinche

    [re=363670]Tengrain[/re]: Hmmm, yes I can see how you would end up with that conclusion. However, I do believe it might be an excerpt of the jungle orgy scene in “Boy Story 2″ or even “The Taint of Innocence” .

  26. mookworthjwilson

    and does a guy wearing a giants jersey just follow “the say hey old man” wherever he goes???

  27. nightshift

    [re=363581]Buzz Feedback[/re]: I am so lame-I had to google Dutch Rudder. I learn so much from you Wonketteers!

  28. Smoke Filled Roommate

    [re=363684]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: It’s an anal probe, but for some reason, ‘Backwards Billy’ there on the lower right wants it placed in his mouth.

  29. Mr Blifil

    THE MOVIE PROVES IT BARACK OBAMA IS A SIMIAN OFFSHOOT SENT FROM THE FUTURE AND WILLIE MAYS WILL BE HIS FEMA CAMP ENFORCER

  30. desertwind

    Whatever it is, it’s skeevin’ Willie May’s wife out. She doesn’t know where to look!

  31. desertwind

    correction: Mays’

    (so sue me, I’ve got a maiden aunt — white woman 92 Jax, Fla — whose name is Willie May)

  32. Lascauxcaveman

    [re=363678]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Yikes! I knew I recognized that guy! Being a Vegas neophyte, I tipped him a dollar as I walked in the door of some damn casino. I … I didn’t know.

    Yikes.

  33. Lazy Media

    Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

  34. LoweredPeninsula

    Forget the movie; the scariest thing is that photo are Mr. Mays and that apparition, in back, that looks like some mutant-hybrid of Frances McDormand, Ajelica Huston, and Lily Tomlin/Rita Pearlman.

  35. rmontcal

    [re=363582]Cheesepuff[/re]: WTF with the liberal Wonkette, notfunny, commentor racist shit? BAN.

  36. BobLoblawLawBlog

    Hang on a sec, Ken. Are you implying “Planet of the Apes” is somehow NOT gay porn?

  37. ProfessorJukes

    Planet of the Apes, or Desperate Houseboys. I get them confused.
    No, it’s the ape one. Knew without lookin’!
    My life is sad.

  38. LittlePig

    Don’t feel bad, Professor – it took me about two seconds, and I expect many if not most Wonketteers fall in the same boat.

    Even without Dutch Rudder McSpoilsport’s help.

  39. WIDTAP

    Still, you’ve got to admire the skill of the Wonketteers at being able to recognize Charlton Heston naked. What other website comment team can do so well at “Name That Ass-cheek”.

  40. teebob2000

    [re=363581]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Ummm… I think not! It’s “Grizzlies at the Falls”, the iconic, breakthough gay porno of the 70′s; the gayz version of “Deep Throat” if you will.

  41. factnorfiction

    It’s just some nerdish LOST porn, minus all the hot ladies. Just bare, bronze, muscular Jack-on-Sayid action.

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