GAY THREESOMES  7:06 pm July 15, 2009

What Gay Porno Are They Watching On Air Force One?

by Ken Layne

Must be that new Bruno movie ....
Alert UK journalist “Richard” sent us this Reuters pic, wondering what kind of movie Willie Mays and Robert Gibbs and the sleazy White House press pool enjoyed last night on the flight over to the MLB All-Star game. What do you people think?

We figured it out pretty much instantaneously, which says something or other about our cultural references, but you may have Different Views. Type ‘em up in the comments, and we will reveal the truth later this evening. (Or just click here* and SPOIL the fun for everyone with a SPOILER.)

UPDATE: Yeah, you nerds had it by the first comment, you damn dirty apes.

 

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Buzz Feedback July 15, 2009 at 7:11 pm

Planet of the Apes. “Get your hands off me you dirty ape.” “Damn you all to all.” “Yes Cornelius, I do enjoy the occasional Dutch Rudder.”

Cheesepuff July 15, 2009 at 7:12 pm

Cue presidential monkey jokes [here].

Buzz Feedback July 15, 2009 at 7:12 pm

Damn you all to hell. Pardon me.

OzoneTom July 15, 2009 at 7:12 pm

Senators Gone Wild?

Pickle July 15, 2009 at 7:14 pm

That’s not a movie. That’s the live-feed from the Senate Republicans’ cloakroom.

paintitblack July 15, 2009 at 7:14 pm

At last! Teh buttsecks & trucknuts has returned to our beloved Wonkette! And btw, Wille Mays has a lot of ‘splainin’ to do. Also.

rocktonsammy July 15, 2009 at 7:16 pm

Is that colored old guy Joesph Jackson or Willie Mays?

Is Air Force One the flying Lincoln Bedroom?

Atheist Nun July 15, 2009 at 7:19 pm

haha. I actually guessed it, but only because I just watched it again a few weeks ago.

( SPOILER! It’s a video sent to Obama by Rusty DePass, labeled “Obama’s home movies” )

sezme July 15, 2009 at 7:19 pm

[re=363584]OzoneTom[/re]: Senators with Low Self-Esteem.

Neilist July 15, 2009 at 7:21 pm

[re=363585]Pickle[/re]: Win.

[re=363581]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Good. But Pickle had it.

The-Gentle-Art July 15, 2009 at 7:24 pm

A bit off topic, but you all have to see this clip of comedian Tom Arnold debate and beat Sean Hanity on various topics.

SPAM LINK DELETED

Oh yeah…That is obviously the porno G.O.P (Gay Old Philanderers).

Buzz Feedback July 15, 2009 at 7:28 pm

[re=363585]Pickle[/re]: Then the black guy must be one of “the help.”

Skwerl Nutz July 15, 2009 at 7:29 pm

Some NRA porn?

hobospacejunkie July 15, 2009 at 7:30 pm

[re=363595]The-Gentle-Art[/re]: BLOG WHORE ALERT MULTIPLE OFFENDER It’s getting old, dude. Every time with the “you have to see this clip.” No we don’t.

Snidely July 15, 2009 at 7:33 pm

Not that Ronald Reagan p0rn, “Nude Rockne, All American?”

hoosiermama July 15, 2009 at 7:34 pm

[re=363585]Pickle[/re]: Grassley is B-U-F-F!

Naked Bunny with a Whip July 15, 2009 at 7:36 pm

I was gonna say “needs more fursuits”, but then I followed the spoiler link and found out I was wrong!

cal July 15, 2009 at 7:37 pm

“Where is that marvelous ape?”

Texan Bulldoggette July 15, 2009 at 7:41 pm

Is now a good time to rip the rifle out of Chuck Heston’s hands?

Bearbloke July 15, 2009 at 7:45 pm

[re=363585]Pickle[/re]: From the Senate cloak-room closed-circuit feed maybe, but far too masculine to be the GOOPers themselves… maybe they’re watching ‘Bear Fuck Party’?

Hooray For Anything July 15, 2009 at 7:45 pm

It’s a perfect movie for Obama to watch as it’s about a bunch of white males who are imprisoned by a minority group that once was used mainly for manual labor and comedy.

Todd Mecklem July 15, 2009 at 7:49 pm

Don’t you hate in when you have a nice entertainment center like that and then NO ONE’S WATCHING THE DAMN MOVIE!

At least there’s only one Willie visible in the photo…

I don’t know. I’m pretty sure it’s not Tom Arnold debating and beating Sean Hannity on various topics. [re=363600]hobospacejunkie[/re]: The Eds must be treating the spamming like a running gag, or TGA would’ve been banned by now.

Todd Mecklem July 15, 2009 at 7:53 pm

[re=363600]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Ah, I see the Eds are on it. Now if they could just fix my typos when I get excited and forget to proofread…

Edywin July 15, 2009 at 7:53 pm

So is that a bullwhip Gibbs is being handed? Wow! Overt sexual and racial overtones. I think its time for my medication.

kdaddy July 15, 2009 at 8:06 pm

Look closely, nobody is actually watching this gay porn because they are all immune to this
titillation from years and years of exposure plus Rush Limbaugh is not onscreen. also.

Mr. Todd July 15, 2009 at 8:08 pm

Oh they were so wanking it, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.

hobospacejunkie July 15, 2009 at 8:13 pm

[re=363618]Mr. Todd[/re]: Ah, back when The Simpsons were funny.

kdaddy July 15, 2009 at 8:15 pm

or, “say hey to my willy!”

S.Luggo July 15, 2009 at 8:17 pm

[re=363584]OzoneTom[/re]: It’s the classic, “Legislative Positions”, featuring Lindsey G., Miss McConnell, and a supporting cast of barnyard aninmals, with Mark F. as pool boy No.3.

The Station Manager July 15, 2009 at 8:23 pm

Yes, fine, it is just Planet of the Apes, but to be fair, there were a LOT of man-asses in that movie.

S.Luggo July 15, 2009 at 8:31 pm

[re=363605]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Generally, that withers after internment.

x111e7thst July 15, 2009 at 8:41 pm

[re=363605]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: “You can have my gun when you pry it from out my cold dead monkey butt.”

imissopus July 15, 2009 at 8:55 pm

Dr. Craiglove, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Airport Glory Hole

Smoke Filled Roommate July 15, 2009 at 9:02 pm

Or Mandango featuring inner-thigh humper “Sexy” Saxby Chambliss..

Hunger Tallest Palin July 15, 2009 at 9:05 pm

Larry Craig’s home movies.

crunkanada July 15, 2009 at 9:08 pm

In other news, does anyone know why the caption on this AP photo talks about the MLB All-Star game “in August?” It was yesterday, right? It’s still July, right? Right?

Scandalabra July 15, 2009 at 9:10 pm

What was Anna Wintour doing there lurking in the background. Clearly there was no fashion angle to this situation.

Texan Bulldoggette July 15, 2009 at 9:13 pm

[re=363632]x111e7thst[/re]: Thank you for understanding my reference. Frankly that’s about all I remember him for … and the Moses thing. (Yeah, I know he was in a bunch of other stuff but when he parted that sea–wow!)

N.S.Sherlock July 15, 2009 at 9:14 pm

Yoko Ono has aged well.

Red Zeppelin July 15, 2009 at 9:16 pm

[re=363604]cal[/re]: HA!

Country Club Jihadi July 15, 2009 at 9:25 pm

[re=363642]Scandalabra[/re]: And her jacket is designed like a box of Kotex Security Tampons. Super Plus.

Bearbloke July 15, 2009 at 9:36 pm

[re=363625]The Station Manager[/re]: I’ll still take Sean Connery in Zardoz any day…

Bearbloke July 15, 2009 at 9:40 pm

[re=363651]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: Like the Waldorf Astoria’s Tampons a la carte or their Tampons tartare?

ALIVE! July 15, 2009 at 9:47 pm

Why is Lily Tomlin on the plane?

Country Club Jihadi July 15, 2009 at 9:56 pm

[re=363657]Bearbloke[/re]: I thought the beet salad at the Bull & Bear was rather gamey.

Buzz Feedback July 15, 2009 at 10:00 pm

Dr. Zira sporting a pageboy in the back.

proudgrampa July 15, 2009 at 10:00 pm

Jebus. Can’t we get first run movies on the plane flown by THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ON THE EARTH???

wtf??

Tengrain July 15, 2009 at 10:11 pm

After careful study, I can safely conclude that this is a scene from the gay porno, “Field of Creams.”
Er, but I’m only guessing.

Regards,

Tengrain

Dreadful Gate July 15, 2009 at 10:22 pm

FIVE AND A HALF APES, ALAN!

Bearbloke July 15, 2009 at 10:23 pm

[re=363666]proudgrampa[/re]: Maybe Barry is just sleeping in – after all, he did pitch a perfect no-hitter last night, so give a 48-year-old Brotha a break!

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 15, 2009 at 10:29 pm

Wait, does this mean that the NRA will have to support Obama?

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 15, 2009 at 10:31 pm

And what happened to Willie Mays? I didn’t know being a greeter at a Casino was that draining.

El Pinche July 15, 2009 at 10:34 pm

[re=363670]Tengrain[/re]: Hmmm, yes I can see how you would end up with that conclusion. However, I do believe it might be an excerpt of the jungle orgy scene in “Boy Story 2″ or even “The Taint of Innocence” .

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 15, 2009 at 10:42 pm

Also, who is carrying the whip? Or is that some sophisticated vibrator?

widestanceromancer July 15, 2009 at 10:48 pm

[re=363654]Bearbloke[/re]: I’d take a wide stance for James Franciscus in the next in the Apes series:

http://www.a8maestro.com/sites/sana/img-gone/jamesf.jpg

mookworthjwilson July 15, 2009 at 10:48 pm

and does a guy wearing a giants jersey just follow “the say hey old man” wherever he goes???

nightshift July 15, 2009 at 10:57 pm

[re=363581]Buzz Feedback[/re]: I am so lame-I had to google Dutch Rudder. I learn so much from you Wonketteers!

Smoke Filled Roommate July 15, 2009 at 10:58 pm

[re=363684]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: It’s an anal probe, but for some reason, ‘Backwards Billy’ there on the lower right wants it placed in his mouth.

Mr Blifil July 15, 2009 at 11:00 pm

THE MOVIE PROVES IT BARACK OBAMA IS A SIMIAN OFFSHOOT SENT FROM THE FUTURE AND WILLIE MAYS WILL BE HIS FEMA CAMP ENFORCER

Hunger Tallest Palin July 15, 2009 at 11:02 pm

The ape that dare not speak its name.

psilage July 15, 2009 at 11:07 pm

omg john oliver has butt-nutz.

desertwind July 15, 2009 at 11:56 pm

Whatever it is, it’s skeevin’ Willie May’s wife out. She doesn’t know where to look!

desertwind July 15, 2009 at 11:58 pm

correction: Mays’

(so sue me, I’ve got a maiden aunt — white woman 92 Jax, Fla — whose name is Willie May)

Lascauxcaveman July 16, 2009 at 12:15 am

[re=363678]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Yikes! I knew I recognized that guy! Being a Vegas neophyte, I tipped him a dollar as I walked in the door of some damn casino. I … I didn’t know.

Yikes.

Lazy Media July 16, 2009 at 12:20 am

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

orange July 16, 2009 at 12:29 am

[re=363645]N.S.Sherlock[/re]: w/ a dog haircut.

LoweredPeninsula July 16, 2009 at 12:51 am

Forget the movie; the scariest thing is that photo are Mr. Mays and that apparition, in back, that looks like some mutant-hybrid of Frances McDormand, Ajelica Huston, and Lily Tomlin/Rita Pearlman.

rmontcal July 16, 2009 at 1:15 am

[re=363582]Cheesepuff[/re]: WTF with the liberal Wonkette, notfunny, commentor racist shit? BAN.

Lazy Media July 16, 2009 at 1:27 am

[re=363719]LoweredPeninsula[/re]: You left out Linda Hunt.

Lazy Media July 16, 2009 at 1:29 am

What the crap is Gibbs wearing on his wrists? Scrivener cuffs?

d4g33z July 16, 2009 at 1:33 am

[re=363604]cal[/re]: Wow, obscure. Yet, I get it…

BobLoblawLawBlog July 16, 2009 at 5:54 am

Hang on a sec, Ken. Are you implying “Planet of the Apes” is somehow NOT gay porn?

ProfessorJukes July 16, 2009 at 7:08 am

Planet of the Apes, or Desperate Houseboys. I get them confused.
No, it’s the ape one. Knew without lookin’!
My life is sad.

LittlePig July 16, 2009 at 8:26 am

Don’t feel bad, Professor – it took me about two seconds, and I expect many if not most Wonketteers fall in the same boat.

Even without Dutch Rudder McSpoilsport’s help.

takes12no1 July 16, 2009 at 9:05 am

What the hecks Rhea Perlman doing on Air Force One? and where’s Danny?

WIDTAP July 16, 2009 at 9:06 am

Still, you’ve got to admire the skill of the Wonketteers at being able to recognize Charlton Heston naked. What other website comment team can do so well at “Name That Ass-cheek”.

ellie July 16, 2009 at 9:33 am

Rock me Dr. Zaius!

teebob2000 July 16, 2009 at 10:18 am

[re=363581]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Ummm… I think not! It’s “Grizzlies at the Falls”, the iconic, breakthough gay porno of the 70′s; the gayz version of “Deep Throat” if you will.

teebob2000 July 16, 2009 at 10:26 am

[re=363818]teebob2000[/re]: …and don’t ask me how I know.

Holy Cow!! July 16, 2009 at 1:17 pm

Looks like one of the Titan videos. I bet its “Summer Blaze.” Kinky.

factnorfiction July 22, 2009 at 8:15 am

It’s just some nerdish LOST porn, minus all the hot ladies. Just bare, bronze, muscular Jack-on-Sayid action.

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