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Alert UK journalist “Richard” sent us this Reuters pic, wondering what kind of movie Willie Mays and Robert Gibbs and the sleazy White House press pool enjoyed last night on the flight over to the MLB All-Star game. What do you people think?
We figured it out pretty much instantaneously, which says something or other about our cultural references, but you may have Different Views. Type ‘em up in the comments, and we will reveal the truth later this evening. (Or just click here* and SPOIL the fun for everyone with a SPOILER.)
UPDATE: Yeah, you nerds had it by the first comment, you damn dirty apes.
Planet of the Apes. “Get your hands off me you dirty ape.” “Damn you all to all.” “Yes Cornelius, I do enjoy the occasional Dutch Rudder.”
Cue presidential monkey jokes [here].
Damn you all to hell. Pardon me.
Senators Gone Wild?
That’s not a movie. That’s the live-feed from the Senate Republicans’ cloakroom.
At last! Teh buttsecks & trucknuts has returned to our beloved Wonkette! And btw, Wille Mays has a lot of ’splainin’ to do. Also.
Is that colored old guy Joesph Jackson or Willie Mays?
Is Air Force One the flying Lincoln Bedroom?
haha. I actually guessed it, but only because I just watched it again a few weeks ago.
( SPOILER! It’s a video sent to Obama by Rusty DePass, labeled “Obama’s home movies” )
OzoneTom: Senators with Low Self-Esteem.
Pickle: Win.
Buzz Feedback: Good. But Pickle had it.
A bit off topic, but you all have to see this clip of comedian Tom Arnold debate and beat Sean Hanity on various topics.
SPAM LINK DELETED
Oh yeah…That is obviously the porno G.O.P (Gay Old Philanderers).
Pickle: Then the black guy must be one of “the help.”
Some NRA porn?
The-Gentle-Art: BLOG WHORE ALERT MULTIPLE OFFENDER It’s getting old, dude. Every time with the “you have to see this clip.” No we don’t.
Not that Ronald Reagan p0rn, “Nude Rockne, All American?”
Pickle: Grassley is B-U-F-F!
I was gonna say “needs more fursuits”, but then I followed the spoiler link and found out I was wrong!
“Where is that marvelous ape?”
Is now a good time to rip the rifle out of Chuck Heston’s hands?
Pickle: From the Senate cloak-room closed-circuit feed maybe, but far too masculine to be the GOOPers themselves… maybe they’re watching ‘Bear Fuck Party’?
It’s a perfect movie for Obama to watch as it’s about a bunch of white males who are imprisoned by a minority group that once was used mainly for manual labor and comedy.
Don’t you hate in when you have a nice entertainment center like that and then NO ONE’S WATCHING THE DAMN MOVIE!
At least there’s only one Willie visible in the photo…
I don’t know. I’m pretty sure it’s not Tom Arnold debating and beating Sean Hannity on various topics. hobospacejunkie: The Eds must be treating the spamming like a running gag, or TGA would’ve been banned by now.
hobospacejunkie: Ah, I see the Eds are on it. Now if they could just fix my typos when I get excited and forget to proofread…
So is that a bullwhip Gibbs is being handed? Wow! Overt sexual and racial overtones. I think its time for my medication.
Look closely, nobody is actually watching this gay porn because they are all immune to this
titillation from years and years of exposure plus Rush Limbaugh is not onscreen. also.
Oh they were so wanking it, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
Mr. Todd: Ah, back when The Simpsons were funny.
or, “say hey to my willy!”
OzoneTom: It’s the classic, “Legislative Positions”, featuring Lindsey G., Miss McConnell, and a supporting cast of barnyard aninmals, with Mark F. as pool boy No.3.
Yes, fine, it is just Planet of the Apes, but to be fair, there were a LOT of man-asses in that movie.
Texan Bulldoggette: Generally, that withers after internment.
Texan Bulldoggette: “You can have my gun when you pry it from out my cold dead monkey butt.”
Dr. Craiglove, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Airport Glory Hole
Or Mandango featuring inner-thigh humper “Sexy” Saxby Chambliss..
Larry Craig’s home movies.
In other news, does anyone know why the caption on this AP photo talks about the MLB All-Star game “in August?” It was yesterday, right? It’s still July, right? Right?
What was Anna Wintour doing there lurking in the background. Clearly there was no fashion angle to this situation.
x111e7thst: Thank you for understanding my reference. Frankly that’s about all I remember him for … and the Moses thing. (Yeah, I know he was in a bunch of other stuff but when he parted that sea–wow!)
Yoko Ono has aged well.
cal: HA!
Scandalabra: And her jacket is designed like a box of Kotex Security Tampons. Super Plus.
The Station Manager: I’ll still take Sean Connery in Zardoz any day…
Country Club Jihadi: Like the Waldorf Astoria’s Tampons a la carte or their Tampons tartare?
Why is Lily Tomlin on the plane?
Bearbloke: I thought the beet salad at the Bull & Bear was rather gamey.
Dr. Zira sporting a pageboy in the back.
Jebus. Can’t we get first run movies on the plane flown by THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ON THE EARTH???
wtf??
After careful study, I can safely conclude that this is a scene from the gay porno, “Field of Creams.”
Er, but I’m only guessing.
Regards,
Tengrain
FIVE AND A HALF APES, ALAN!
proudgrampa: Maybe Barry is just sleeping in - after all, he did pitch a perfect no-hitter last night, so give a 48-year-old Brotha a break!
Wait, does this mean that the NRA will have to support Obama?
And what happened to Willie Mays? I didn’t know being a greeter at a Casino was that draining.
Tengrain: Hmmm, yes I can see how you would end up with that conclusion. However, I do believe it might be an excerpt of the jungle orgy scene in “Boy Story 2″ or even “The Taint of Innocence” .
Also, who is carrying the whip? Or is that some sophisticated vibrator?
Bearbloke: I’d take a wide stance for James Franciscus in the next in the Apes series:
http://www.a8maestro.com/sites/sana/img-gone/jamesf.jpg
and does a guy wearing a giants jersey just follow “the say hey old man” wherever he goes???
Buzz Feedback: I am so lame-I had to google Dutch Rudder. I learn so much from you Wonketteers!
Lionel Hutz Esq.: It’s an anal probe, but for some reason, ‘Backwards Billy’ there on the lower right wants it placed in his mouth.
THE MOVIE PROVES IT BARACK OBAMA IS A SIMIAN OFFSHOOT SENT FROM THE FUTURE AND WILLIE MAYS WILL BE HIS FEMA CAMP ENFORCER
The ape that dare not speak its name.
omg john oliver has butt-nutz.
Whatever it is, it’s skeevin’ Willie May’s wife out. She doesn’t know where to look!
correction: Mays’
(so sue me, I’ve got a maiden aunt — white woman 92 Jax, Fla — whose name is Willie May)
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Yikes! I knew I recognized that guy! Being a Vegas neophyte, I tipped him a dollar as I walked in the door of some damn casino. I … I didn’t know.
Yikes.
Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
N.S.Sherlock: w/ a dog haircut.
Forget the movie; the scariest thing is that photo are Mr. Mays and that apparition, in back, that looks like some mutant-hybrid of Frances McDormand, Ajelica Huston, and Lily Tomlin/Rita Pearlman.
Cheesepuff: WTF with the liberal Wonkette, notfunny, commentor racist shit? BAN.
LoweredPeninsula: You left out Linda Hunt.
What the crap is Gibbs wearing on his wrists? Scrivener cuffs?
cal: Wow, obscure. Yet, I get it…
Hang on a sec, Ken. Are you implying “Planet of the Apes” is somehow NOT gay porn?
Planet of the Apes, or Desperate Houseboys. I get them confused.
No, it’s the ape one. Knew without lookin’!
My life is sad.
Don’t feel bad, Professor - it took me about two seconds, and I expect many if not most Wonketteers fall in the same boat.
Even without Dutch Rudder McSpoilsport’s help.
What the hecks Rhea Perlman doing on Air Force One? and where’s Danny?
Still, you’ve got to admire the skill of the Wonketteers at being able to recognize Charlton Heston naked. What other website comment team can do so well at “Name That Ass-cheek”.
Rock me Dr. Zaius!
Buzz Feedback: Ummm… I think not! It’s “Grizzlies at the Falls”, the iconic, breakthough gay porno of the 70’s; the gayz version of “Deep Throat” if you will.
teebob2000: …and don’t ask me how I know.
Looks like one of the Titan videos. I bet its “Summer Blaze.” Kinky.
It’s just some nerdish LOST porn, minus all the hot ladies. Just bare, bronze, muscular Jack-on-Sayid action.