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Alert UK journalist “Richard” sent us this Reuters pic, wondering what kind of movie Willie Mays and Robert Gibbs and the sleazy White House press pool enjoyed last night on the flight over to the MLB All-Star game. What do you people think?

We figured it out pretty much instantaneously, which says something or other about our cultural references, but you may have Different Views. Type ’em up in the comments, and we will reveal the truth later this evening. (Or just click here* and SPOIL the fun for everyone with a SPOILER.)

UPDATE: Yeah, you nerds had it by the first comment, you damn dirty apes.

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81 COMMENTS

  1. At last! Teh buttsecks & trucknuts has returned to our beloved Wonkette! And btw, Wille Mays has a lot of ‘splainin’ to do. Also.

  2. A bit off topic, but you all have to see this clip of comedian Tom Arnold debate and beat Sean Hanity on various topics.

    SPAM LINK DELETED

    Oh yeah…That is obviously the porno G.O.P (Gay Old Philanderers).

  3. [re=363595]The-Gentle-Art[/re]: BLOG WHORE ALERT MULTIPLE OFFENDER It’s getting old, dude. Every time with the “you have to see this clip.” No we don’t.

  4. [re=363585]Pickle[/re]: From the Senate cloak-room closed-circuit feed maybe, but far too masculine to be the GOOPers themselves… maybe they’re watching ‘Bear Fuck Party’?

  5. It’s a perfect movie for Obama to watch as it’s about a bunch of white males who are imprisoned by a minority group that once was used mainly for manual labor and comedy.

  6. Don’t you hate in when you have a nice entertainment center like that and then NO ONE’S WATCHING THE DAMN MOVIE!

    At least there’s only one Willie visible in the photo…

    I don’t know. I’m pretty sure it’s not Tom Arnold debating and beating Sean Hannity on various topics. [re=363600]hobospacejunkie[/re]: The Eds must be treating the spamming like a running gag, or TGA would’ve been banned by now.

  7. [re=363600]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Ah, I see the Eds are on it. Now if they could just fix my typos when I get excited and forget to proofread…

  8. Look closely, nobody is actually watching this gay porn because they are all immune to this
    titillation from years and years of exposure plus Rush Limbaugh is not onscreen. also.

  9. [re=363584]OzoneTom[/re]: It’s the classic, “Legislative Positions”, featuring Lindsey G., Miss McConnell, and a supporting cast of barnyard aninmals, with Mark F. as pool boy No.3.

  10. In other news, does anyone know why the caption on this AP photo talks about the MLB All-Star game “in August?” It was yesterday, right? It’s still July, right? Right?

  11. [re=363632]x111e7thst[/re]: Thank you for understanding my reference. Frankly that’s about all I remember him for … and the Moses thing. (Yeah, I know he was in a bunch of other stuff but when he parted that sea–wow!)

  12. After careful study, I can safely conclude that this is a scene from the gay porno, “Field of Creams.”
    Er, but I’m only guessing.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  13. [re=363670]Tengrain[/re]: Hmmm, yes I can see how you would end up with that conclusion. However, I do believe it might be an excerpt of the jungle orgy scene in “Boy Story 2” or even “The Taint of Innocence” .

  14. [re=363684]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: It’s an anal probe, but for some reason, ‘Backwards Billy’ there on the lower right wants it placed in his mouth.

  15. [re=363678]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Yikes! I knew I recognized that guy! Being a Vegas neophyte, I tipped him a dollar as I walked in the door of some damn casino. I … I didn’t know.

    Yikes.

  16. Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

  17. Forget the movie; the scariest thing is that photo are Mr. Mays and that apparition, in back, that looks like some mutant-hybrid of Frances McDormand, Ajelica Huston, and Lily Tomlin/Rita Pearlman.

  18. Planet of the Apes, or Desperate Houseboys. I get them confused.
    No, it’s the ape one. Knew without lookin’!
    My life is sad.

  19. Don’t feel bad, Professor – it took me about two seconds, and I expect many if not most Wonketteers fall in the same boat.

    Even without Dutch Rudder McSpoilsport’s help.

  20. Still, you’ve got to admire the skill of the Wonketteers at being able to recognize Charlton Heston naked. What other website comment team can do so well at “Name That Ass-cheek”.

  21. [re=363581]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Ummm… I think not! It’s “Grizzlies at the Falls”, the iconic, breakthough gay porno of the 70’s; the gayz version of “Deep Throat” if you will.

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