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DON'T LOOK UNDER THE SNUGGIE

Karl Rove’s Office Filled With Snuggie Creeps

Well, if I go down dyin' you know she bound to put a blanket on my bed.
When Nobama shuts down Twitter to finally free America from gross old white guys typing porn on their Blackberry machines, it will be messages like this one that we remember, from creepy weirdo Karl Rove, about how he works in an office full of masturbators draped in Snuggie-brand couch blankets, in the heat of July. [Twitter via The Hill]


1:10 PM on Wed July 15 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. orange says at 1:07 pm, July 15th, 2009

    The last circle in Dante’s hell was frozen.

  2. Snuggies? Aren’t those like training bras for furries?

  3. Scrodd says at 1:11 pm, July 15th, 2009

    I read that as “Huggie” and figured Rove and David Vitter had some weird gay fetish.

  4. blader says at 1:11 pm, July 15th, 2009

    just as I suspected, he’s a pedophile

  5. Extemporanus says at 1:12 pm, July 15th, 2009

    I think I saw that movie. It was called Ass Wide Shut.

  6. TOO MUCH INFO, TURDBLOSSOM!

  7. NoWireHangers says at 1:14 pm, July 15th, 2009

    They have to wear Snuggies because Rove won’t let them wear their fur suits anymore.

  8. trondant says at 1:14 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Rove is such a dumbass. The only reason his office is ice cold is because he’s in it. As soon as he leaves, the evil supernatural aura that envelopes him dissipates, and things return to normal.

  9. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 1:14 pm, July 15th, 2009

    When my parents beg me to repatriate to Obama’s America, I look to things like the Snuggie phenomenon to respond.

  10. mrsixinch says at 1:16 pm, July 15th, 2009

    I am assuming that right after he left the office, the ambient temperature went up 20 degrees.

  11. Monsieur Grumpe says at 1:16 pm, July 15th, 2009

    “So weird and creepy.”

    Rove is ready for love.

  12. ALIVE! says at 1:17 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Read carefully: they’re all wearing a Snuggie. Groupsecks!

  13. Rove needs 2 snuggies to cover his panis.

  14. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:20 pm, July 15th, 2009

    I’d love a little “snuggie” with Karl. NOM NOM NOM.

  15. freakishlystrong says at 1:21 pm, July 15th, 2009

    and Rove would know “weird and creepy” all right….

  16. le petit mort says at 1:21 pm, July 15th, 2009

    A snuggie on, and nothing underneath. Bare ass photocopying will ensue.

  17. Todd Mecklem says at 1:21 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Isn’t that what W. used to call him, “My little Snuggie-Wuggie”?

  18. problemwithcaring says at 1:21 pm, July 15th, 2009

    So weird and creepy

    He’s wondering why they don’t just crawl up and lie out on an exposed rock, expand their rib cage to increase their surface area and darken their skin to absorb more heat from the sun, like he does.

  19. freakishlystrong says at 1:22 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Wait ’till you’re incarcerated KKKarl, “weird and creepy” will be your cellmates, Jagov…

  20. Country Club Jihadi says at 1:24 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Maybe Hale-Bopp is on its way back.

  21. jodyleek says at 1:26 pm, July 15th, 2009

    So, all I have to do to keep Hot Karl Rove away from me is to wear a Snuggie? Give me two!

  22. Hooray For Anything says at 1:26 pm, July 15th, 2009

    trondant: I knew it. He’s a Dementor

  23. Will George C Scott play Karl in the docu-drama of Rove’s incredible life, or will have to pass because he is dead?

  24. charlesdegoal says at 1:30 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Karl Rove? Is he now the conductor of some church choir?

  25. paintitblack says at 1:31 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Well doesn’t the dictionary (or at least wikipedophila) definition of “weird & creepy” include a giant photo of Rove??

  26. Gopherit says at 1:32 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Snuggies: The latest tool in covert office fapping.

    It disturbs me more than a bit to imagine rove surrounded by an office full of pastel jedis.

  27. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 1:32 pm, July 15th, 2009

    You know, the first two sentences are not related, so why assume the third is related to the second? I assumed that Rove was just talking about himself.

    However, if Rove’s office is full of a bunch of old people all complaining about the cold in summer and all grouped under one snuggie…, well, it does explain almost all of Bush’s decisions while President.

  28. slappypaddy says at 1:32 pm, July 15th, 2009

    He would be the man who would know weird and creepy, no doubt about that. But has no one in his office heard of that handy little gadget called a thermostat?

  29. ManchuCandidate says at 1:32 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Hey folks I got pic of their office. More creepy than it looks.

    http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/the-brood-children4001.jpg

  30. Gopherit says at 1:37 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Also,m you have to keep the room cold to keep the smell of the undead managable and the flies to a minimum.

  31. Accordion-o-rama says at 1:37 pm, July 15th, 2009

    All those Snuggies gave Karl flashbacks to Bush cabinet meetings.

  32. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 1:38 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Rove has already forgotten how to tell when Cheney is coming to visit.

  33. hobospacejunkie says at 1:43 pm, July 15th, 2009

    On behalf of the future of humanity (as if,) Karl, let me thank you for turning the A/C in your office down to 40° and contributing more than your fair share to global warming. Asshole.

    Nora O’Donnell just informed me that Senator Al Franken is NOT JOKING AROUND in the Soso hearings. She did say “we’ll find out if he’s good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like him.” She said that. Then more talk about how Franken has NOT BEEN JOKING AROUND, because that is the thing we feared most. Al Franken, former comedian (oh, did you not know that?) will NOT BE JOKING AROUND at the Soso hearings. Excuse me, I’m going to step out for a moment to use my pneumatic drill to crack open my skull and pour boiling water on my brain.

  34. SayItWithWookies says at 1:44 pm, July 15th, 2009

    That everyone is wearing a Snuggie is probably the least weird and creepy thing about Karl Rove’s office. I mean, compared to bloodstains on the ceiling, the monkey’s paw, the necklace of human ears, Hitler’s brain and their human-animal hybrid receptionist, the Snuggies are pretty damn normal.

  35. Gorillionaire says at 1:48 pm, July 15th, 2009

    So this is what it takes to creep out Turdblossom, huh. Election rigging? Nah. Torture and indefinite imprisonment? Nah. Stocking up the office with Regent University grads? Nah. But put on a friggin slanket and “whewwwww, I’m all creeped out over here!!!”

  36. rev_matt_y says at 1:50 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Min: Gold.

  37. magic titty says at 1:53 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Greatest tag ever.

  38. InsidiousTuna says at 1:54 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Karl Rove has an office?

  39. hobospacejunkie says at 1:58 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Gorillionaire: The word slanket sure did seem to slide comfortably out of your internet mouth there. I take it you’re a satisfied customer?

  40. pat robertsons personal trainer says at 2:06 pm, July 15th, 2009

    what in christ’s name is he even responding to?

    Mike Myers (playing Mick Jagger to Mick Jagger who’s playing Keith Richards): That wasn’t English, Keith! I mean, you’re talking in Esperanto, or some language twins teach each other!

  41. Mr Blifil says at 2:08 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Open a fucking window, morans.

  42. BREAKING NEWS: It IS a COLD DAY IN HELL!

  43. CorkPopper says at 2:12 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Remember that day of retardation, when in response to a call to conserve energy for one day the wingnuts just cold blasted their heaters and their big screen TVs and their SUVs because by God, that huge power bill will really stick it to Al Gore, yessirree! Karl Rove’s office is like that every day.

  44. BobLoblawLawBlog: I missed this phenomenon as well. WTF is it? I’ll have to consult teh googles

  45. gurukalehuru says at 2:23 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Grossest image since Karl Rove dancing with David Gregory. Now imagine Karl and David doing the wild hula in an office chair under a blanket… no, don’t, I’m sorry…please disregard this post.

  46. snideinplainsight says at 2:25 pm, July 15th, 2009

    He twerted that while polishing his head with a sham-wow.

  47. rocktonsammy says at 2:31 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Dear Karl,

    Prison is usually cold.

    Snuggie has a totally different meaning IN THERE to.

    Maybe your late gay step dad is speaking from the grave.

    YOU PRICK!

  48. Lazy Media says at 2:34 pm, July 15th, 2009

    He wasn’t talking about the Snoogies being weird and creepy, y’know. That’s his sig line for ALL correspondence, “so weird and creepy.” Kind of a motto.

  49. Whitebeard says at 2:37 pm, July 15th, 2009

    On behalf of the future of humanity (as if,) Karl, let me thank you for turning the A/C in your office down to 40° and contributing more than your fair share to global warming. Asshole.

    hey, give him a break… you’d be hot too, if you had Rove’s walrus-y layer of blubber. Although, perhaps he should lay off the high calorie, high-fat human babies he’s been snacking on with Dick Cheney. Also.

  50. BobTheBuilder says at 2:37 pm, July 15th, 2009

    I naturally assumed “so weird and creepy” was his signature line.

  51. Redpony says at 2:43 pm, July 15th, 2009

    This is why I would only wear a slanket, and never a snuggie.

  52. BlueStateLibtard says at 2:46 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Once Obama shuts down Twitter, the Internet, MySpace, Instant Messenger and Facebook, expect GNP to surge 400% and the economy to miraculously recover.

  53. NoWireHangers says at 3:04 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Gopherit: Always good to see you, Gopherit. Hahahaha.

  54. liquiddaddy says at 3:10 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Oh my, the poor laundress.

  55. Gonzogirl says at 3:11 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Gross. Do they have a sleeve cinching plan for their hands-on work in the morgue?

  56. ms_mcgee says at 3:54 pm, July 15th, 2009

    I want a photo. Anyone know where his office is?

  57. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 4:26 pm, July 15th, 2009

    InsidiousTuna: Office, cave, crypt. In DC, isn’t it all the same?

  58. Gopherit says at 5:08 pm, July 15th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: ty hangars. it’s always nice to come back for a visit to my roots.

  59. LoweredPeninsula says at 3:06 am, July 16th, 2009

    Who the hell is he kidding? Rove knows that this robe-wearing is a daily event in his office. After all, the cult does slaughter one live kittne and one live puppy, every morning, to appease The Gipper, patron god of conservatives. To be sure, while the the robes are a sign of devotion, they also have the consequence of keeping blood of their searsucker.

  60. nader paul kucinich gravel says at 2:33 pm, July 16th, 2009

    Bush, Rove, Cheney, Rummy, Et cetera

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