When Nobama shuts down Twitter to finally free America from gross old white guys typing porn on their Blackberry machines, it will be messages like this one that we remember, from creepy weirdo Karl Rove, about how he works in an office full of masturbators draped in Snuggie-brand couch blankets, in the heat of July. [Twitter via The Hill]
DON'T LOOK UNDER THE SNUGGIE
July 15, 2009
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The last circle in Dante’s hell was frozen.
Snuggies? Aren’t those like training bras for furries?
I read that as “Huggie” and figured Rove and David Vitter had some weird gay fetish.
just as I suspected, he’s a pedophile
I think I saw that movie. It was called Ass Wide Shut.
TOO MUCH INFO, TURDBLOSSOM!
They have to wear Snuggies because Rove won’t let them wear their fur suits anymore.
Rove is such a dumbass. The only reason his office is ice cold is because he’s in it. As soon as he leaves, the evil supernatural aura that envelopes him dissipates, and things return to normal.
When my parents beg me to repatriate to Obama’s America, I look to things like the Snuggie phenomenon to respond.
I am assuming that right after he left the office, the ambient temperature went up 20 degrees.
“So weird and creepy.”
Rove is ready for love.
Read carefully: they’re all wearing a Snuggie. Groupsecks!
Rove needs 2 snuggies to cover his panis.
I’d love a little “snuggie” with Karl. NOM NOM NOM.
and Rove would know “weird and creepy” all right….
A snuggie on, and nothing underneath. Bare ass photocopying will ensue.
Isn’t that what W. used to call him, “My little Snuggie-Wuggie”?
So weird and creepy
He’s wondering why they don’t just crawl up and lie out on an exposed rock, expand their rib cage to increase their surface area and darken their skin to absorb more heat from the sun, like he does.
Wait ’till you’re incarcerated KKKarl, “weird and creepy” will be your cellmates, Jagov…
Maybe Hale-Bopp is on its way back.
So, all I have to do to keep Hot Karl Rove away from me is to wear a Snuggie? Give me two!
[re=363004]trondant[/re]: I knew it. He’s a Dementor
Will George C Scott play Karl in the docu-drama of Rove’s incredible life, or will have to pass because he is dead?
Karl Rove? Is he now the conductor of some church choir?
Well doesn’t the dictionary (or at least wikipedophila) definition of “weird & creepy” include a giant photo of Rove??
Snuggies: The latest tool in covert office fapping.
It disturbs me more than a bit to imagine rove surrounded by an office full of pastel jedis.
You know, the first two sentences are not related, so why assume the third is related to the second? I assumed that Rove was just talking about himself.
However, if Rove’s office is full of a bunch of old people all complaining about the cold in summer and all grouped under one snuggie…, well, it does explain almost all of Bush’s decisions while President.
He would be the man who would know weird and creepy, no doubt about that. But has no one in his office heard of that handy little gadget called a thermostat?
Hey folks I got pic of their office. More creepy than it looks.
http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/the-brood-children4001.jpg
Also,m you have to keep the room cold to keep the smell of the undead managable and the flies to a minimum.
All those Snuggies gave Karl flashbacks to Bush cabinet meetings.
Rove has already forgotten how to tell when Cheney is coming to visit.
On behalf of the future of humanity (as if,) Karl, let me thank you for turning the A/C in your office down to 40° and contributing more than your fair share to global warming. Asshole.
Nora O’Donnell just informed me that Senator Al Franken is NOT JOKING AROUND in the Soso hearings. She did say “we’ll find out if he’s good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like him.” She said that. Then more talk about how Franken has NOT BEEN JOKING AROUND, because that is the thing we feared most. Al Franken, former comedian (oh, did you not know that?) will NOT BE JOKING AROUND at the Soso hearings. Excuse me, I’m going to step out for a moment to use my pneumatic drill to crack open my skull and pour boiling water on my brain.
That everyone is wearing a Snuggie is probably the least weird and creepy thing about Karl Rove’s office. I mean, compared to bloodstains on the ceiling, the monkey’s paw, the necklace of human ears, Hitler’s brain and their human-animal hybrid receptionist, the Snuggies are pretty damn normal.
So this is what it takes to creep out Turdblossom, huh. Election rigging? Nah. Torture and indefinite imprisonment? Nah. Stocking up the office with Regent University grads? Nah. But put on a friggin slanket and “whewwwww, I’m all creeped out over here!!!”
[re=362981]Min[/re]: Gold.
Greatest tag ever.
Karl Rove has an office?
[re=363072]Gorillionaire[/re]: The word slanket sure did seem to slide comfortably out of your internet mouth there. I take it you’re a satisfied customer?
what in christ’s name is he even responding to?
Mike Myers (playing Mick Jagger to Mick Jagger who’s playing Keith Richards): That wasn’t English, Keith! I mean, you’re talking in Esperanto, or some language twins teach each other!
Open a fucking window, morans.
BREAKING NEWS: It IS a COLD DAY IN HELL!
Remember that day of retardation, when in response to a call to conserve energy for one day the wingnuts just cold blasted their heaters and their big screen TVs and their SUVs because by God, that huge power bill will really stick it to Al Gore, yessirree! Karl Rove’s office is like that every day.
[re=363005]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]: I missed this phenomenon as well. WTF is it? I’ll have to consult teh googles
Grossest image since Karl Rove dancing with David Gregory. Now imagine Karl and David doing the wild hula in an office chair under a blanket… no, don’t, I’m sorry…please disregard this post.
He twerted that while polishing his head with a sham-wow.
Dear Karl,
Prison is usually cold.
Snuggie has a totally different meaning IN THERE to.
Maybe your late gay step dad is speaking from the grave.
YOU PRICK!
He wasn’t talking about the Snoogies being weird and creepy, y’know. That’s his sig line for ALL correspondence, “so weird and creepy.” Kind of a motto.
On behalf of the future of humanity (as if,) Karl, let me thank you for turning the A/C in your office down to 40° and contributing more than your fair share to global warming. Asshole.
hey, give him a break… you’d be hot too, if you had Rove’s walrus-y layer of blubber. Although, perhaps he should lay off the high calorie, high-fat human babies he’s been snacking on with Dick Cheney. Also.
I naturally assumed “so weird and creepy” was his signature line.
This is why I would only wear a slanket, and never a snuggie.
Once Obama shuts down Twitter, the Internet, MySpace, Instant Messenger and Facebook, expect GNP to surge 400% and the economy to miraculously recover.
[re=363049]Gopherit[/re]: Always good to see you, Gopherit. Hahahaha.
Oh my, the poor laundress.
Gross. Do they have a sleeve cinching plan for their hands-on work in the morgue?
I want a photo. Anyone know where his office is?
[re=363080]InsidiousTuna[/re]: Office, cave, crypt. In DC, isn’t it all the same?
[re=363207]NoWireHangers[/re]: ty hangars. it’s always nice to come back for a visit to my roots.
Who the hell is he kidding? Rove knows that this robe-wearing is a daily event in his office. After all, the cult does slaughter one live kittne and one live puppy, every morning, to appease The Gipper, patron god of conservatives. To be sure, while the the robes are a sign of devotion, they also have the consequence of keeping blood of their searsucker.
Bush, Rove, Cheney, Rummy, Et cetera
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