Sexy texter Chuck Grassley assured the Senate Judiciary Committee yesterday that “People always say I have the ability to turn people on.” He said this after a man in the audience jumped up and started shouting about how Sonia Sotomayor was a baby-killer. This sort of outburst is apparently, to at least one Iowa Republican, best interpreted as foreplay. (Thanks Lauri Apple for the very arousing Grassley art.) [The Hill]
RIBALD QUIPS
July 15, 2009
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I am digging Lauri’s art. Grassley is an asswipe.
I just vomited in my mouth.
Yeah, he turned me on once – I ended up in treatment.
Grassley is an ahole- we know from experience at my office.
There’s a cornhole joke in this post somewhere…
Should be named Cornley. Hahahahhah!!!11
Corn rulz, wheat droolz?
“wnt Pepsi” = gold
[re=362759]finallyhappy[/re]: at your orifice? What?! Oh, at your office. Never mind.
Grassley was the only one able to fluster Sotomayor, by openly referring to his own studly magnificence–the best-kept secret in Washington.
[re=362765]donner_froh[/re]: Chuck Grassley
Chuck Grassley always sounds like he is borderline educable retarded.
Chuck’s idea of turning people on is applying electricity to their balls.
“People always say I have the ability to turn people on.”
People = David Brooks
One thing to know about Iowans is that they are sort of like Fortune Cookies. You always have to add “to corn” at the end of everything they say.
Chuck Grassley: still am not nail!
[re=362767]rereridiculous[/re]: ugh, I just puked
[re=362762]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: Grassley: “I am Cornholio!”
Ah, Chuck — you’re just the gift that keeps giving.
Cobs before nobs! Also.
What a fuck-o.
Thumbs up on the pic.
[re=362774]Bostonian_Queer_in_Dallas[/re]: Yes! However he writes like he is strictly TMH.
Charles Ernest Grassley, you are over 70 years old. If somebody has said to you, within the last 30 years, that you turn them on, they were lying.
You are a nail. An old, rusty, bent and twisted nail.
Is Grassley the one who is constantly stroking Brooks’ inner thigh? Ugh, need brain bleach stat.
He couldn’t turn me on, even if I had a switch.
Where’s a ball gag when you really need one?
The situation for the Republicans must be getting dire when they start voicing their homoerotic wish-fulfillment fantasies so openly…
Wait wait wait. Baby killer? So anyone who remotely supports choice is a baby killer?
Today we are all baby killers.
Plus grassley assly cornhole etc. I just woke up and am still kinda high.
Cornholier than thou.
Lauri, I’d like to commission YOU to do a portrait of Mitt Romney. I can’t pay you anything, all’s I can say is pretty, pretty please! Your artwork is awesome.
Thanks to everyone who has said nice words about my art! I love you all. I love your tan lines and I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourselves as you type swear words and “alsos” on your keyboards. You are my soul mates.
[re=362998]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: FYI, I make art for poors, so you don’t have to be a Romney to buy a Romney. Visit the blog (it’s linked above), spot the email address, and if you want to talk Mittenspirashun, just drop me a line.
Yea he is hot. Well at least Max Baucus knows what his penis looks like,
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