Wingnut Birthers Think Wikipedia Is a Living Entity With Conflicted Beliefs
In the simple reptilian brain of the common wingnut-birther, Wikipedia is not a user-generated database that anyone can edit -- it is, in fact, a wondrous sentient word monster created by God. But God's creations are often stupid and vulgar, so it's no wonder that Wikipedia has been pretty conflicted about this whole "Obama's birth certificate" thing pooped out by the same angry white working-class culture that successfully convinced America the moon landing never happened.
World Net Dailygenius Joe Kovacs spent all day Sunday watching wingnuts add stuff like "refusal of Obama to release his long-form birth certificate has left this important detail without any confirmation" to the Barack Obama entry on Wikipedia. And then, he watched in awe as other users kept deleting this nonsense. Kovacs then describes this marvelous process as being some kind of internal argument between God's brain, which is the Wikipedia:
Wikipedia just can't seem to make up its mind about where President Barack Obama was born.
This is the kind of person who sits up all night waiting to see the little people march out of the teevee set and go home.