At this weekend’s Young Republicans conference, where an old racist gal was elected President, some bloggers had an opportunity to sit down with “best Republican ever” Michael Steele. Some guy asks him how he plans to bring “diverse populations” into the Republican party. Steele replies, “y’all come,” then some slob in the back says, “I’ll bring the collard greens,” and Steele says, “I got the fried chicken and potato salad.” Ha ha ha! Although Michael Steele is from Africa, so he can say these things. (Guy in the back though??) Anyway, really great conference this weekend, very welcoming. [HuffPo]

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  1. This man is from another galaxy where common sense is a lost attribute.
    He sure doesn’t understand the workings of this planet.

    Wake up, man.

  2. Steele: forced grin, “Doesn’t bother me!” comeback. I almost feel sorry for the guy–hope he has a soundproof room where he can do primal scream therapy once in a while…

  3. Begosh and Begorrah, the racial stereotyping makes me want to barf up my corned beef and cabbage, but I’ll hold it down for the sake of the whiskey.

  4. Once again, it’s a brilliant attempt at placating the base of the Republican Party by adhering to every stereotype they have of an African American. Just as long as he stays away from all the Republican white women he’ll be fine.

  5. You’d think with all the racial pop-outs from wingtards recently, (freepers!), they’d maybe kinda cool it on this shit. Psssstt…it’s not funny when you’re really a racist….

  6. [re=362078]norbizness[/re]: Oh relax, ya whiny libtard. His vote is only about 23% as potent as yours these days. And he’ll prolly be sending you a humorous email involving watermelons on the White House lawn, so it’s not all bad.

  7. [re=362097]Hooray For Anything[/re]: I still believe that the first words of Obama’s inaugural speech should have been “Excuse me, while I whip this out.”

  8. Are they holding one of his dogs hostage and sending him little boxes with its body parts? Pictures of it holding today’s paper? I mean why the fuck else does he keep debasing himself like this?

  9. Foodie Review of Michael Steele’s House of Munch.

    Michael Steele’s House of Munch is a mixed review for me. I do like how they prepared their collard greens, potato salad and fried chicken with all the grape soda I can drink (I enjoy soul food even though I am not black.) The decor is early Nixon era, but I’m none too pleased about the predominantly white male waiters wearing white tablecloths on their heads.

    3 stars out of 5. Recommended, but not if you’re a self respecting black and/or non white who likes fried chicken.

  10. You have to admit, several Republicans have certainly taken Steele’s message about the need to “embrace others” and run with it.

  11. “If you can grab a hold of that thread that weaves amongst all us here that defines us as Republicans…”

    That thread being, no matter what minority group you’re a member of, you hate some other group more.

  12. [re=362114]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I thought the stereotype was orange soda? And I didn’t know about potato salad. Damn my parents for not teaching me these things!

  13. Didn’t you all hear? When Steele said Republicans should respect every group of people, half of the Young Republicans walked out of the conference because of his “racist comments.”

  14. [re=362117]Crab1[/re]: Sometimes I wonder if he’s doing some weird sort of performance art thing. Like he’s showing up the Republican Parties ignorance by doing stupid, slightly racist things and having everybody laugh at the Republican Party in how they react to him. He very well could be the black Sascha Baron Cohen.

  15. I didn’t know that potato salad was a racially provocative stereotype.

    I’m challenged to think of what sort of bad kharma he took on in his former lives to find himself in his present position.

  16. [re=362134]Extemporanus[/re]: Make sure it is warm, German potato salad. regular potato salad just has the same effect as a cold shower, except now your dick is covered with mayo, potatoes, and diced olives. Not a good thing, unless your girlfriend REALLY likes potato salad!

  17. If only more ‘publicans ate collard greens, fried chicken and potato salad, this would be a better world.

    What are collard greens?

  18. “HAHAHAHA, young man, I’ll sho nuff bring y’all some fried chicken and watermelon too, hyuh hyuh. And then we’ll watch The Jazz Singer and talk about how funny we colored folks talk sometimes, with our ‘shizzles’ and ‘nizzles’ and crazy jive,” he said, frantically texting Al Sharpton that he’d had enough. Little did he know, Sharpton’s plan to torpedo the Republicans from the inside was far from over.

  19. waaaah??? The republican party wrote the bill of rights and the constitution??? Ow, my brain. Jeebus, saying your party likes diversity because of Lincoln… yeah. last good thing we did… 1860s. Next good thing is comin soon! 2128 baby!

  20. [re=362161]TGY[/re]: No, I give it another couple of months and then some jagoff is going to say something similar to what this knucklehead said and Steele is going to laugh disarmingly then take out a Glock and shoot the fucker dead. Then amidst the screaming and ensuing panic, he’s going to start firing into the air, laughing in the most appaling way.

  21. The only thing I find offensive about this is that I am not invited! Mmm mmm! Fried chicken and potato salad. Do I need to tan first, or will they let me in as is (white as shit)?

  22. [re=362232]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: It is possible that potato salad is white people food and Steele was trying to placate the racist “Young” republicans by offering to bring it.

  23. [re=362130]finallyhappy[/re]: Grape Nehi. Orange Soda is a substitute in areas where Grape Nehi is not available. And a pack of Kools.

  24. Yeah, all the world said black people should be slaves, except that they didn’t. The Republican Party created the Constitution, except that they didn’t. The Republican Party created the Bill of Rights, except that they didn’t.

    Other than those 3 things, which are not true and which underpin his main assertion that the Republican Party is about inclusion, I guess I agree with him.

  25. His professionalism and ability to roll with things is breathtaking. Especially since it is clear that he traded his dignity to do so.

  26. What Steele doesn’t understand is that we strive to be an Obama, a man who plays bball and eats watermelon with dignity. The black community is ready to class it up a bit.

    Steele is doing his impression of a white man doing an impression of a black man.

  27. [re=362152]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Acutally, has anyone investigated the possibility that he is Sascha Baron Cohen? There is a passing resemblance…

  28. He’s a dumbass, but give the guy a break. The gay dude asked how the repubs would bring in diversity. Steele responded, “Y’all come!”
    Dude, “I’ll bring the collard greens!” Steele, “I’ll have the fried chicken and potato salad!”
    Can’t stand Steele’s punk ass, but he DOES welcome all stripes in his dumbass party.

  29. Everyone knows all you have to do if you want the coloreds to vote for you (or do anything at all) is give them some watermelon, fried chicken, and collards, and some, uh, loose shoes, right?

  30. [re=362176]thefrontpage[/re]: Yankees, pfft. “Collard greens” is only racist if you’re from up north, where it’s a laughable, exotic ethnic food. In the South, where all Republicans now come from, it’s just food, particularly when one receives the “y’all come,” gambit.

    Fried chicken, collard greens and potato salad are what you eat at the church potluck in 90 percent of red states. Fellow libtards, I shouldn’t have to ‘splain this. Get out and about more.

  31. [re=362232]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: More racists than what they did to Roland Burris. I am shocked at your ignorance, honestly.

  32. [re=362087]Paterlanger[/re]: I just had to create this account specifically to applaud Peterlanger for that cool-ass Invisible Man reference. All we need is Huckabee in black face and we might have a GOP supercargo soon enough. Well, my job is done here, back to lurking.

  33. [re=362321]american mutt[/re]:

    “Steele is doing his impression of a white man doing an impression of a black man.”

    EXACTLY. Spot on.

    [re=362098]GIJoeIce[/re]: ROTFLMAO, truly. Also. It really does look like a hostage video. You can see the terror in his eyes everytime he speaks. lol

    That’s right, Steele. Keep dancin’ like some clown and setting us back decades.

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