Brave Army Man Sues Nobama To Avoid War

Army Major (?!) Stefan Frederick Cook is supposed to be shipped to Afghanistan this week, to fight in the war there, as Army people are often expected to do in times of war. But instead, he's seeking some kind ofrestraining order, in federal court, because he does NOT want to go there to that war, because he has some very legitimate concerns about Barack Obama's birth in Hawaii forty-seven years ago. Also, this Army Major's court complaint says he's super scared of committing "war crimes" or something. Should've thought about that before those recruiter dudes at the strip mall talked you into enlisting! [ Ledger-Enquirer ]