Oh Hey That Wise Latina Owl Is Doing That Senate Thing
Lindsey Graham's least favorite Mexican monster, Sonia Sotomayor, learned English when she was 45 years old, from large-print comic books about Satan. And now, thanks to illegitimate president Barack Obama's affirmative-action hiring policies, Judge Sotomayor is the star of today's super-boring Senate confirmation hearing! Thanks to Ustream, we've got a live teevee video feed right here, so go ahead and make fun of everything, in the comments.