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Secret Weiner-Abedin Engagement Finally Revealed!

Now fetch Hillary her breath mints.Anthony Weiner, the Democrat who infuriated many libtards by refusing to run for New York mayor and saying mean things about Jon Stewart once, can infuriate them all over again by officially taking one of the cutest, most shiny-haired Clinton staffers off the market. He proposed to Hillary Clinton’s best girlfriend Huma Abedin in late May and we just found out about it, because of … secrecy? Anthony Weiner is Dick Cheney in a pantsuit. [AP]


12:36 PM on Mon July 13 2009
By Sara K. Smith
2202 Views

  1. suchsweetthunder says at 12:40 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Another reason for me to hate congress.

  2. AllHat says at 12:41 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Huma huma huma.

  3. greywindz says at 12:44 pm, July 13th, 2009

    By the way…BARACK OBAMA WAS “NOT” CHECKING OUT THE BOOTY…

    http://www.nowpublic.com/world/mayara-tavares-was-obama-checking-out-girl-g8-summit

    anyways…carry on…

  4. greywindz says at 12:45 pm, July 13th, 2009

    wrong…huma abedin is a muslim…how can dick cheney propose a muslim? controversy…

  5. bitchincamaro says at 12:45 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Word is that Anthony will adopt her surname.

  6. AllHat:
    Sumbitch! Ya beat me!

  7. She’s pretty huma huma in that picture, but if you click the AP link you get the full on shot of the face. Whaaaat the fuck is with that bone structure.

  8. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 12:50 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Can’t be true, no way Hillary has a close confident that isn’t a lesbian. Don’t you read Conservative websites???

  9. Jumping Jim says at 12:50 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Mazeltof!

    Sorry, bad speller.

  10. ManchuCandidate says at 12:51 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Wait, Jews and Muslims in love with each other? What sick kind of world is that? Next you’ll be telling me that US America elected a black president…

  11. Texan Bulldoggette says at 12:53 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Every girl’s dream to be ‘Mrs. Weiner’….

  12. taylormattd says at 12:57 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Holy shit, she’s hot.

  13. wx insider says at 12:58 pm, July 13th, 2009

    A Jew and a Muslim? This should make for some great religious holidays in the Weiner house!

  14. hobospacejunkie says at 12:59 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Now fetch Hillary her breast mints.

  15. Larry Fine says at 1:00 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Who would have time to be mayor with that at home?

  16. Rev. Peter Lemonjello says at 1:02 pm, July 13th, 2009

    In a strange twist of events, Hillary has suggested the ceremony be held in Fort Marcy Park.

  17. Larry Fine says at 1:03 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Larry Fine: Ed Koch would have time.

  18. paintitblack says at 1:03 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Hilary Clinton ran for the POTUS nomination and is now Secy of State under BHO, and THIS muzlin lesbian is Hils’ bff?? This just proves that Barry Sotero is a muzlinkenyanbirthertelePRomPterz gayabortion whathave you… told ya so!

  19. Cape Clod says at 1:03 pm, July 13th, 2009

    ManchuCandidate: She’s a Muslim? I thought Abedin was a town in Scotland.

  20. nightshift says at 1:04 pm, July 13th, 2009

    I am really disappointed in the Wonketters. I expected more weiner jokes.

  21. Good taste, that man.

  22. liquiddaddy says at 1:12 pm, July 13th, 2009

    karen: Meeowww!

  23. Hedley Lamar says at 1:16 pm, July 13th, 2009

    I could have sworn she was a carpet muncher, not a weiner lover. My world view is shattered.

  24. slavojzizek says at 1:18 pm, July 13th, 2009

    “Weiner represents parts of Brooklyn and Queens”. Hope I’m a ‘member’ of his district!

  25. ChernobylSoup v2 says at 1:21 pm, July 13th, 2009

    karen: she’s dipping Skoal, obv.

  26. Come here a minute says at 1:21 pm, July 13th, 2009

    If Huma Abedin has a secret weiner, that is indeed big news.

    (Written under the assumption that anyone writing weiner jokes is subject to being BANNED by former intern Juli.)

  27. donner_froh says at 1:23 pm, July 13th, 2009

    karen: Cheekbones so sharp they could cut paper.

  28. RightLies says at 1:24 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Sara: You forgot the obligatory tube sock reference.

    [Now I'm gonna get sent to the Naughty Circle for sure. I hope.]

  29. DoctorCulturae says at 1:34 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Actually, she is adhering to family custom by maintaining her first & middle name and taking her husbands last name… Okay… you figure it out.

    I will now go back to the Naughty Circle.

  30. Failed 2 Menace says at 1:36 pm, July 13th, 2009

    I’d like to give her a beddin’, fynowutimeen.

  31. That really hurts, in a semi-hypothetical way.

  32. RightLies says at 2:56 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Is Anthony Weiner related to The Silly Savage?

  33. If there is a Gawd, this one will soon be known as Huma Weiner.

  34. With a good ol’ southern accent, this part of the story is a lot of fun to say out loud.

    “The spokeswoman said the 44-year-old Weiner proposed to Abedin on May 23.”

    He then, of course, commenced to a-courtin’.

  35. Why does that photo look like the first of a series of 16 shot in a hotel room?

  36. Thirty fives comments and nobody has posted the obligatory observation? All right, I guess I’ll have to fill in for you slackers. 3 — 2 — 1: I’d hit that!

  37. graceless says at 10:56 pm, July 13th, 2009

    Ummmm, Where’s the ring?

  38. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 12:12 am, July 14th, 2009

    You had me at ‘Secret Weiner’..

  39. LoweredPeninsula says at 7:21 am, July 14th, 2009

    graceless: Well, given that we’re talking about secret Weiners and such, take a wild guess…

    BTW, Huma is from Kalamazoo in my state of Michigan! Her parents were Indian and Pakistani.

  40. nader paul kucinich gravel says at 10:16 am, July 14th, 2009

    Just one more AIPAC mission ~

  41. thefrontpage says at 12:36 pm, July 14th, 2009

    Weiner-Abedin.

    Say it fast.

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