Anthony Weiner, the Democrat who infuriated many libtards by refusing to run for New York mayor and saying mean things about Jon Stewart once, can infuriate them all over again by officially taking one of the cutest, most shiny-haired Clinton staffers off the market. He proposed to Hillary Clinton’s best girlfriend Huma Abedin in late May and we just found out about it, because of … secrecy? Anthony Weiner is Dick Cheney in a pantsuit. [AP]
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Another reason for me to hate congress.
Huma huma huma.
By the way…BARACK OBAMA WAS “NOT” CHECKING OUT THE BOOTY…
http://www.nowpublic.com/world/mayara-tavares-was-obama-checking-out-girl-g8-summit
anyways…carry on…
wrong…huma abedin is a muslim…how can dick cheney propose a muslim? controversy…
Word is that Anthony will adopt her surname.
[re=360939]AllHat[/re]:
Sumbitch! Ya beat me!
She’s pretty huma huma in that picture, but if you click the AP link you get the full on shot of the face. Whaaaat the fuck is with that bone structure.
Can’t be true, no way Hillary has a close confident that isn’t a lesbian. Don’t you read Conservative websites???
Mazeltof!
Sorry, bad speller.
Wait, Jews and Muslims in love with each other? What sick kind of world is that? Next you’ll be telling me that US America elected a black president…
Every girl’s dream to be ‘Mrs. Weiner’….
Holy shit, she’s hot.
A Jew and a Muslim? This should make for some great religious holidays in the Weiner house!
Now fetch Hillary her breast mints.
Who would have time to be mayor with that at home?
In a strange twist of events, Hillary has suggested the ceremony be held in Fort Marcy Park.
[re=360977]Larry Fine[/re]: Ed Koch would have time.
Hilary Clinton ran for the POTUS nomination and is now Secy of State under BHO, and THIS muzlin lesbian is Hils’ bff?? This just proves that Barry Sotero is a muzlinkenyanbirthertelePRomPterz gayabortion whathave you… told ya so!
[re=360963]ManchuCandidate[/re]: She’s a Muslim? I thought Abedin was a town in Scotland.
I am really disappointed in the Wonketters. I expected more weiner jokes.
Good taste, that man.
[re=360957]karen[/re]: Meeowww!
I could have sworn she was a carpet muncher, not a weiner lover. My world view is shattered.
“Weiner represents parts of Brooklyn and Queens”. Hope I’m a ‘member’ of his district!
[re=360957]karen[/re]: she’s dipping Skoal, obv.
If Huma Abedin has a secret weiner, that is indeed big news.
(Written under the assumption that anyone writing weiner jokes is subject to being BANNED by former intern Juli.)
[re=360957]karen[/re]: Cheekbones so sharp they could cut paper.
Sara: You forgot the obligatory tube sock reference.
[Now I'm gonna get sent to the Naughty Circle for sure. I hope.]
Actually, she is adhering to family custom by maintaining her first & middle name and taking her husbands last name… Okay… you figure it out.
I will now go back to the Naughty Circle.
I’d like to give her a beddin’, fynowutimeen.
That really hurts, in a semi-hypothetical way.
Is Anthony Weiner related to The Silly Savage?
If there is a Gawd, this one will soon be known as Huma Weiner.
With a good ol’ southern accent, this part of the story is a lot of fun to say out loud.
“The spokeswoman said the 44-year-old Weiner proposed to Abedin on May 23.”
He then, of course, commenced to a-courtin’.
Why does that photo look like the first of a series of 16 shot in a hotel room?
Thirty fives comments and nobody has posted the obligatory observation? All right, I guess I’ll have to fill in for you slackers. 3 — 2 — 1: I’d hit that!
Ummmm, Where’s the ring?
You had me at ‘Secret Weiner’..
[re=361565]graceless[/re]: Well, given that we’re talking about secret Weiners and such, take a wild guess…
BTW, Huma is from Kalamazoo in my state of Michigan! Her parents were Indian and Pakistani.
Just one more AIPAC mission ~
Weiner-Abedin.
Say it fast.
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