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We kind of like the young Alaskan who mistakenly knocked up Alex Rodriguez, which is why it’s so difficult to watch Pat Buchanan uttering this wild-eyed suggestion to drown him, in the crick. Buchanan is such a racist against the descendants of gold miners. [Media Matters]
10:09 AM
on Mon July 13 2009
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Sara K. Smith
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mouth drowner.
I just wish to hell Levi would start doing some good quality porn. If not gay porn at least bi porn. I mean that boy has a real career ahead if he does.
Is anyone else as impressed with young Levi’s chutzpah, as to go on the tee vee to point out how his baby’s mama’s momma is a fame whore?
I like the sophisticated approach. Drown the bastard. Kill all Arabs. Fuck ‘em. They pay him for his opinions?
Pat, you’re shark-jumping. Or is this your version of water-boarding the kid who had the good sense (a bit late, admittedly) to back-pedal from the Grifter Gang?
Who else does Pat Buchanan want to murder?
It’s par for Pat. In his feeble mind, he dreams of killing everyone who is against the things he hates. Napalm canisters on illegals. Nuclear weapons on libruls. Drowning 19 year old baby daddies. Which is strange for a guy who apparently had a knee injury when it came to Vietnam, but mysteriously cleared up when he worked for Nixon and was a noted jogger (see Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Liar.)
Do the talking heads work on a tenure system? Because Mika and Nora always just make this “Whaddya gonna do?” face every time Buchanan starts quoting the 16th century.
I can’t really make a disparaging comment about this, since I would like to do the same to Pat Buchanan and every other octogenarian who insists they can still drive.
Levi has a promising future in “Gay for Pay” websites for at least the next 3 - 4 years. Before the signature red-neck beer belly, double chins and bald spot become more prominent, that is.
He’s just projecting his repressed sexual fantasies, just like when he blasts homosexuality. In this instant, he’s craving being “taken down to the creek” and drowned by Sarah. I’m disgusted and mildly aroused, as usual.
every other octogenarian who insists they can still drive.
Hey, let’s not pick on the olds. Anyone can make the mistake of driving from New Orleans to Tallahassee with their left blinker on. Twice.
I thought Levis were all prewashed nowadays.
tootsieroll: Yeah, baby. It’s impressive and comedy gold all at once. Not one to watch so-called “reality” tv shows, watching the failin’ Palins is a great substitute. Go Levi!
Pat should have a regular segment on Morning Joe where he draws a name from a hat to see who’s up for crick drowning. It would have to be a fairly large hat.
Pat is flat losing his mind. Not that this should surprise anyone…he’s been losing it for nigh on a decade.
Why is he allowed to say this kind of shit? Imagine if Imus or some other racist ass had said that on MSNBC-ppppffffftttttttttt…gone.
‘crick’ vs ‘creek’. Who is correct here? anyone?
Wasn’t he a fine young man for getting Bristol pregnant and being a HS dropout when he was going to marry Bristol? I mean, I thought he was trash then -just like Pat Buchanan has always been.
Yeah, whatever, Republicans are a joke, but don’t lose sight of this: Levi has a child who’s going to grow up and be able to look all this back-biting and feuding up. Duh the Palin’s are all terrible, but let’s also remember this guy’s trying to build a career off of dissing half of his son’s family, only for his son to grow up and realize this way too young to understand anything more than his dad hates his mom’s family. That’s going to make the kid a warped, confused, misanthropic tard, i.e., a Palin.
Pat Buchanan’s still around??? I’d thought he’d shot himself in his bunker when Hopey was elected…
Maybe Pat was stating that the first dude should baptize Levi–at least that’s how the wingnutz will try to explain away his remarks.
finallyhappy: Once Todd bribed Bristol with a car to dump Levi, the shotgun marriage was out. According to snowbilly justice regarding knocked up teenagers, the next best thing to do is drown him, stage a moose hunting “accident” or get him fired from a state job.
That screenshot should be used whenever some mouthbreathing miscreant drones on about the liberal media. PAT BUCHANAN: MSNBC POLITICAL ANALYST. Can’t they change that to PAT BUCHANAN: MSNBC RACIST KNOW-NOTHING?
Pat Buck-cannon is desiring being dragged behind a pickup truck by Todd & the Preacher for sinfully fantasizing about biting off Sarah’s cl*t.
Fuck ‘em all, Pat and Levi both. Who wants to hear an illiterate Alaskan doofus speak as a talking head? Or, for that matter, a far-past-retirement ex-pol, ex-journalist? What relevance do either have?
Up the crick with out a waterboard?
Pat is insane, but he was against the war that that other developmentally disabled political son started…In the late 80’s early 90’s I hated his fucking guts(swearing reduces pain), I see him now as the drunken inappropriate uncle at a holiday gathering, embarrassing his age peers, and frightening the little kids with “who’s got yer nose” and making evil buzzing sounds like tiny F-16s, while their eyes grow wide with horror…
So the punishment for calling a trashy snowbilly a trashy snowbilly is now drowning? Even the pope gave up forcing scientists to say the sun revolved around the earth hundreds of years ago.
Oh yeah, ha-ha-ha. Pat must think this is teh internets snark where commentary and irony go hand in hand. Even in Wonketteland we are subject to the ban hammer. Not so Pat. He’s there for “levity.” I liked Hee Haw too, but that got canceled. Someone call for his car, give him a hot toddy, and put him to bed. [Hot Toddy? Didn't mean to make a double entendre, but then I guess Mika doesn't advocate what Pat says either. Ha-ha-ha. Also.]
I hev a creek in my neck from craning away from ze screen when hee iz on.
ioksotot23: He was only against the war because of his anti-semitism.
Bostonian_Queer_in_Dallas: OK, the boy def. *does* have that doe-eyed, whitebread cutie thing goin’ on…
Hahaha, white supremacists on MSNBC is funny stuff!! It’s almost as funny as the intern-murderer whats-his-face (run , Mika, run!!).
Oops, meant Pat Butt-Cannon.
I’m gonna go against the flow here and say that for a racist fuckwit, that was kind of funny of Buchanan. Besides, I reckon the First Dude has lost some of his quicks and Levi might get the jump on him, drown Todd on the crick, and then be able to shack up with Sarah himself.
Prommie: irregardless, the democrats at the time, rolled over and pissed on their bellies, despite their multi-culti cred…
Prommie: and the fact that there was ample evidence against all claims of wmd. Also.
Even the pope gave up forcing scientists to say the sun revolved around the earth hundreds of years ago.
Until recently, that is. With this one, who knows?
Like many of Levi’s admirers here, Pat’s expressing his wish for Levi to make a sexy time snuff film a la Carradine. He just doesn’t know the modern jargon for it. Nor how to express his desire to revive Levi with mouth-to-peen resuscitation.
A reality show maybe, but a short-lived one. I mean, it takes, what 3-5 mins TOPS to drown someone. What do they do for the rest of the episodes. watch the corpse decay??? Who wants to watch that when we will be able to watch Palin self-immolate on a weekly basis when she gets her own show on Fox next month.
Levi has about the same credibility as Joe T.P. Maybe we could drown both of them and call it even.
Todd’s first thoughts ran along the lines of what Pat Buchannon suggested, but then - like a lot of us older and wiser fellers do - he remembered how he knocked up Sarah hisself, and the usual angst and recriminations ensued with her old man (who’s still dumber than a rock, but that’s another story)and he got all mellow with what Levi is going through.
All that, and he also calmed down when it dawned on him that Levi would probably kick his ass all the way to sundown, if he wanted to.
trickyrick: I’m originally from Buffalo, NY and we actually grew up saying it either way. But Buffalo is Buffalo and also it’s pop not soda…2 hrs east and it’s soda…
ManchuCandidate: Big Fat Idiot. not Liar, but I like the way you think.
Crank Tango: It’s pop in Dee-troit too, but creek not crick. Also, Juan Williams is on my very last nerve with his silly acrobatics on NPR/Fox/NPR/Fox. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
Pat believes that if Levi were a real man, he would be in Hitler Jugend by now.
Witness the true, aging, hormonal crank nature of most conservative “thought.”
Really, alleged people like Pat Buchanan don’t need coverage, they need Geritol, ExLax, sedatives and a gated community they’re never allowed to leave. Friggin’ country club leftovers.
Otherwise we’ll get government by senility with a thin overlay of knee-jerk Confederate retardation.
Pat talking about Levi is like Ice Age 3 where they crash through the hole and find a forgotten world of dinosauers.
Only is reverse.
“crick” is redneckese for “creek.”
Wow. So he thinks Levi is Jewish?
So, Levi is Muslim?
It’s good to see wholesome Christian values in action.
TGY: BANNED!
ManchuCandidate: I was thinking the same thing about Pat Buchanan.
He’s adopted the guise of “Semi-Senile Republican Elder Statesman Who Says Whatever Comes to Impaired Mind, No Filters”, in order to compete with his equally insane but much younger (and with no senility as an excuse) talking-head peers on Faux News.
I was aghast that the idiots on that program were laughing their heads off at his proposal. Ha-ha. It’s funny to suggest someone drown someone else for speaking their opinion. Ha-ha.
Can we turn this into a three-some between me, Levi, and (if he must be included) Todd? Only, instead of drowning its wrestling, and instead of a crick its a hot tub.
Levi should have his advisor look into getting him ASAP down to San Diego for a few turns on Sean Cody .com as a gay for pay, before his star fades. He could probably rake in up to $3,500 before having to resort to BJs in the Wasilla truck stop parking lot once his cuteness and taut stomach start to fade.
I didn’t watch the video. Quite frankly, I don’t need to to know how incredible terrible Pat Buchanan is. Why he is still paid to come on MSNBC of all of the networks is completely beyond me.
But, I’ve not made a secret of hating Levi, either, and I won’t make it, here. He’s as much of an attention whore (if not more so) than his baby-mama’s mama. To paint him as brave for bad-mouthing his would-be in-laws is just plain silly. Hell, people talk bad about their inlaws without even being paid like Levi is to do this.
Levi’s a douche bag, also, just like his dentally-challenged meth-head of a mother. And, Palin was an idiot for picking a fight with a kid as the governor of Alaska. For the love of god, let us sell back that meth-dusted, ice rock of a state to Russia, already.
Das Vidania, Alaska.
The Neocons of Morning Joe Propaganda just love it to death!
Note they keep playing it, to their delight.
To them, it’s kind of like waterboarding.