Wonkette
Why does the president keep visiting grave physical injury upon women in the Democratic party orbit? First he breaks Sonia Sotomayor’s ankle, and then he forcibly removes Hillary Clinton’s elbow, and now the courageous Dr. Jill Biden has to go in for “shoulder surgery,” which you have to admit sounds pretty suspicious in the context of all these other incidents. Barack Obama: pleasant family man, or bone-snappin’ minotaur with a taste for the limbs of middle-aged women? OR BOTH??? [UPI]
That’s what happens when you misapply a Vulcan nerve pinch.
They may look like women but they break just like little girls.
he’s just trying to increase sales of muslin splints:
http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1826649
Fie on Joe Biden for spending the day with his wife. You didn’t see the last Vice President abandoning his double-super-secret programs to spend time with the family. Priorities, man, priorities!
Paid by the Socialist Medical Plan.
Also, I think Wonkette got it wrong. It’s not Barack Obama that would lay a beating down on any floozy who got close to the President.
NObama needs calcium to live. That is the secret of his hideous powers. You can see it in the freakishly white gleam of his smile. He leeches it from the vulnerable bones of middle-aged white women. Look for a government take-over of Wyeth (the makers of Caltrate) next. He puts the ‘O’ in osteoporosis.
Especially suspicious because she is a doctor and therefore impervious to human injury.
SnarkNotFark: Would have been funnier if you’d just left it at “He puts the ‘O’ in osteoporosis.”
Kenneth the NBC Governor: I agree. I just wanted to work ‘osteoporosis’ in somewhere. Thank you for the editing tips. I am only recently realizing that Wonkette is so much more than a repository for topical wit. It also makes you a better writer, and in turn, a better person.
Amen
He’s working his way up the body, just like when he checked out that sweet Brazilian backside.
“Rise of the machines”
Calling Clinton and Biden “middle aged” is a huge huge compliment. And an overstatement. Also.
It’s all about the anals of ortho.
One by one, the ladies are going into the hospital for “minor procedures”–next think you know, they’re all pushing shopping carts around Whole Foods, smiling beatifically. We’ve seen this movie before.
Joe Biden is 66, and Jill is 58?!! Who says only Republicans are pedophiles!
Minotaurs. You can’t take them anywhere.
This wouldn’t happen if only Hopey boned the younger babes, who’re more pliable.
But Hopey insists upon boning women with “experience.”
Mmmmm wimmen bones. They make flavorful soups.
SnarkNotFark: A tooth Fairy!! I voted for a Tooth Fairy. I saw them in HellBoy II.
“He’s a decent family man”
Oh, McCain. If only you knew the truth…
I am looking forward to purchasing the Jerry Falwell Foundation VHS tape of “FUHRER OBAMA’S MOST DEVIOUS JOINT INJURIES,” preferably after seeing it proudly displayed on a card table at a rural Texas gun show.
P.S. Holy crap! Did Joe win her over after serenading her with songs of Constance Fry at the tennis club?
Nobama’s people & all of Congress should be allowed emergency room treatment only until he signs into law health care that covers every last American. Sorry, Jill. You’re a babe and all, but principles is principles.
This is why cock slapping must be applied judiciously and with caution. Ankle, elbow, shoulder, uternine lining; there’s no telling where the damage might come when you are swinging pipe like Mand… I mean Obama.
norbizness: isn’t he dressed like Andy Kaufmann in some SNL thing(although I get the Constance Fry reference)
Jillybean made the same mistakes those other broads did- she didn’t think Obama was in town when she walked outside the shed out back where they keep the second president and his old lady. She saw a black man coming and she clutched her purse. Obama casually approached her and said “I thought we’d made progress.” And then he beat the bitch with a hanger.
This does nothing to improve the relationship between old white chicks and black menotaurs.
First rule of Michelle Obama Fight Club…. I have Nancy Pelosi, that Latina/Labor Sec., Janet Reno, and Chelsea Clinton in my FLOTUS Fight Club rotary league.
Todd Mecklem: I’m goin’ with the Britney Spears-esque “going in for foot surgery” “coming out with DDs” theory, myself.
Today, we’re all osteoporosis.
OK, here’s the tote board for the next Dem woman to break something: Nancy Pelosi, 2-1; Chelsea Clinton 15-1; Donna Brazil: 5-2; Kathleen Sebuilus, 7-2. Nancy Pelosi is currently the favorite, as she’s in her 60s and likes to totter around on high heels.
She injured her shoulder cringing every time Joe opened his mouth to put his foot in.
“Barack Obama, pleasant family man or bone-snappin’ minotaur with a taste for the limbs of middle aged women?”
Perfect. Just perfect.
And Sarah!2012!!! is losing her hair. It’s clearly this Muslin witchkraft