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Appeaser Obamas Meet With Former Nazi

Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan!
What enemy of America is Nobama meeting now? Oh, just former Nazi Youth and New World Order socialist Joseph Ratzinger, Italy’s latest “bad pope.” How lousy is this pope? He even let Chicago Muslin lady Michelle Obama inside His boys-only clubhouse! [CBC]

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  1. magic titty

    “Who’s that dancing on the jailhouse roof
    Stamping on the ramping with a cloven hoof
    Who’s that dancing on the jailhouse roof
    Up jumped the Devil and said ‘Here is your man and I got a proof!'”

  2. El Pinche

    The power of NOBAMA compels you!!
    The power of NOBAMA compels you!!
    The power of NOBAMA compels you!!
    The power of NOBAMA compels you!!!!

  3. Holy Cow!!

    Why is he meeting with the head huckster from the world’s largest scamming operation?

  4. Hooray For Anything

    I can hardly wait to see what sort of “outrage” Drudge will cook up and post on his site, thus ensuring days of discussion on the news channels and feigned hysterics from Hannity and Malkin.

  5. Native of SL UT

    I wonder what Obama put on this guys gift Ipod. I bet it was midget pr0n. Midget pr0n is the best for Ipods because it only uses half the memory that regular pr0n uses.

  6. WindbagCity

    [re=359819]Crank Tango[/re]: Yeah- since when does the Whore of Babylon require a hejab on the she-ladies? Isn’t this mixing the metaphors a little bit?

  7. finallyhappy

    Michelle didn’t want to be seen trying to outdo the Pope’s wedding dress and red Prada shoes. Diplomatic as always!

  8. Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Dig Michelle’s hijab.

    [re=359826]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Damn, beat me to it.

  9. Yes You Can Own A Piece of History

    [re=359835]FMA[/re]: No, wait-HE’S PULLING UP HIS FLY!!! What have the Nobamas done to the Pope???

  10. Native of SL UT

    [re=359835]FMA[/re]: He’s hiding the boner that Michelle is giving him with that Black Virgin Mary outfit. The schoolgirl outfit was getting too routine.

  11. paintitblack

    Michelle (not sure if that’s a real veil or blingee) looks like she’s holding her breath until she can away from the pedo-halitosis of Nazi-Ratzi.

  12. Todd Mecklem

    Michelle is taking the veil? I know she’s pissed about Barry scoping out that hot Brazilian tail, but still…

  13. Bearbloke

    [re=359825]El Pinche[/re]: Recited while Obama smacks the Devil outta him with the Secret Kenyan Kung-Fu Fly-killer chop as Michelle’s 6-guns pin Ratzi to the marble floor…

  14. Chickensmack

    Jesus’ personal assistant just met Jesus Junior. This is a fucking holy place, and Michelle needs to be on those knees in the presence of the All Mighties!

  15. Bearbloke

    [re=359856]Chickensmack[/re]: There’s one one ‘All Mighty’ Lady Michelle kneels before, and it ain’t wearing a freepin’ dress, mate!

  16. Mr. Herpes

    The scarf has nothing to do with the Pope. This is just the Prez and First Lady warming up for playing Naughty Nun back at the hotel. The Big O isn’t scratching, just trying to keep the hammer down.

  17. Joshua Norton

    Do popes wear magic underwear?

    Yes. But unfortunately, it says “Wednesday” on the back.

  18. ph7

    Barack missed the perfect opportunity to murder the Pope, grab the Ark of the Covenant or whatever holy shit is sitting around that parochial Fort Knox, and declare himself Messiah.

  19. SayItWithWookies

    [re=359860]Bearbloke[/re]: Oh, my:
    Lying to the head of Christ’s Church on Earth is certain to receive a big penalty later on.

    Yeah, the penalty is you become an honorary Catholic.

  20. Bearbloke

    [re=359881]ph7[/re]: No no – The One needs a ‘False Prophet’, and Ratzi already has the wardrobe…

  21. springfield_meltdown

    Does Michelle’s understanding of Catholic practices end in the 1960s? Women haven’t had to cover their heads in church in years. But I guess when meeting the pope that reinstated the Latin mass, it is better to err on the side modesty.

  22. Custersdeadhorse

    The above pix will become the official White House Christmas card to Wonkette readers and will be personally signed as TGY notes above, The Barry,the Beauty, and the Beast.

  23. Joshua Norton

    it is better to err on the side modesty.

    Ratso HATES all that Pope John Vatican II lib crap so it’s either the old way or take a chance on getting burned at the stake.

  24. Lascauxcaveman

    Up until Vatican II, it was required for women to cover their heads (in church) and in the presence of high church officials, such as a pope.

    Mish is just being polite; she’s know Ratzy don’t care for any of that Vatican II B.S. He’s old school.

  25. norbizness

    For the pendency of her visit, the First Lady was also required to grow a mustache, clutch at a rosary, and loudly wail in Italian about her dead son Giuseppe.

  26. Bearbloke

    [re=359907]magic titty[/re]: That’s why I’m the CEO and the CIO at my office – me lurve teh Yootoobz….

  27. Bearbloke

    [re=359925]norbizness[/re]: I liked that movie! Yes, I was drunk again – what of it?

  28. Rainbow Rascal

    And the Freeper said, “I told y’all he was a muslim. Look he’s got her wearing a burqa!”

  29. AnnieGetYourFun

    Oh, fuck it, I just KNEW she was going to wear some stupid fucking veil. Goddamn religious people and their goddamn demands.

  30. Jukesgrrl

    It’s OK for Bono to wear his Emporio Armani shades to meet the Pope, but Michelle thinks she needs to wrap herself up like a nun to be appropriate? Even Mother Theresa wore white. Major diplomatic FAIL.

  31. SayItWithWookies

    [re=359935]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Actually, this is bad for the pope — if he visits the Obamas, as a sign of reciprocal respect he’ll have to appear shirtless and in a bathing suit.

  32. Hooray For Anything

    [re=359936]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Yes, but Bono brought peace to Northern Ireland, ended world hunger, and made it completely acceptable for a grown man to call himself “the Edge.” What has Michelle done?

  33. Litlebritdifrnt

    I thinks its hilarious that no matter who they are anyone standing next to the First Couple always look like they are standing in a deep hole.

  34. Hooray For Anything

    [re=359936]Jukesgrrl[/re]: And, on second thought, this whole “showing respect” while traveling abroad has gone a bit overboard. If she were ever to travel to Saudi Arabia (if she were even allowed to), would she wear a burka? If she went to Japan would she wear a school girl’s outfit with a backpack covered with Hello Kitty stickers? A thong in Brazil?

  35. DustBowlBlues

    Oh, shit. MSNBC says Mr. Pope gave Hopey a rosary. A fucking rosary. My first husband was (formerly) Catholic and his aunt gave me his dead, sainted mother’s special rosary. (Aunt subliminal message: Convert! Convert! Give up contraception! My subliminal response: Go suck shit and die!). Then we sent our reading disabled daughter to three years of Catholic school because it was in the neighborhood and the only equivalent program was in a very expensive private school miles away–and each year the one nun who was left gave her a plastic rosary.

    I’m so totally Protestant that I serve orange cake on St. Patrick’s Day, but even I stuck these things in a drawer because it didn’t feel right, tossing something another person held as sacred.

    Then I packed for a cross country move and junked them. It’s not like I ever forced recipes for “Methodist Chicken” on these people. Yes it’s a real recipe, here in the Dust Bowl.

  36. stanpan

    DustBowlBlues: I’m a fellow Dust Bowler and have never heard of Methodist Chicken. How do you make it?

  37. S.Luggo

    1. Find a Methodist
    2. Run at him with a chain saw.
    3. Methodist chickens.

    It so simple, a child could do it.

  38. Terry

    I honestly don’t get why Michelle Obama and Laura Bush both broke out the mantillas for the visit to the Vatican. Head coverings for women went out after Vatican II, in the mid 1960’s. Who is their advisor on Vatican affairs? A 98 year old woman living in Brownsville, Texas? If you INSIST on covering your head, ladies, (and you don’t have to) why not wear a cute hat?

  39. DustBowlBlues

    [re=360021]stanpan[/re]: I knew someone would ask that. Hang on: It involves rice, chicken, two cans of Campbell’s soup (of course) and an envelope of onion soup mix. (Of course) Methodist Pie is fancier because it doesn’t include condensed soup, just broth.

    Cans of soup aside, both of the above are preferable to a rosary, esp. if you’re hungry and not concerned about fat or sodium.

  40. BlueStateLibtard

    [re=360040]Terry[/re]: Because she knew all the wingnuts would be screaming at her if she wore a sleeveless (but tasteful) dress as she usually does.

  41. Lionel Hutz Esq.

    [re=360040]Terry[/re]: Well, Michelle probably didn’t want to look too sexy. Can you imagine the picture of the Pope shaking her hand sporting a giant boner as he touched the beautiful Amazon Negress?

  42. DustBowlBlues

    [re=359860]Bearbloke[/re]: Do the freepers and the redstaters etc. make fun of us? You know, in a way that’s funny? Or do just call us names, which is not funny. Because I don’t read those sites except when there is a wonkette link.

  43. stanpan

    DustBowlBlues: I guess, in your case, you don’t use converted rice. Sorry. Thanks for the info.

  44. AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=359949]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I was going to suggest that if the Obamas ever visited me, they had better be prepared to don the appropriate garb. Which is to say, nothing but a smile and possibly some restraints.

  45. 102415

    [re=359837]Ken Layne[/re]: Excellent Nick Cave youtube. Thank you for a fun weekend ahead with the kids.

  46. Hooray For Anything

    [re=360064]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Considering the Nazi Pope’s love of all that fabulous spangled outfits and hats, I don’t think Michelle would be the one in the picture with whom he’d be getting a boner about.

  47. WickedWitch

    [re=359925]norbizness[/re]: That movie sucked. I went on opening night to the Avalon on the Upper West Side. Even with the flask I’d snuck in, it still sucked.

  48. WickedWitch

    [re=360040]Terry[/re]: Serious post here. When I attended the Hipster Pope’s (c) fabulous sendoff in 2005, we were told by the US Govt’s protocol folks to wear all black and if we were ladies, to break out the veils. If you look at the photos, you’ll see Condi simply recycled her dominatrix outfit for the occasion, and Laura found some cheap lace to wear over her head. I snipped a piece of her lace and pinned it to my hair.

    Hey, when in Rome…

    And FWIW: Except for the yellow power ties, I thought the Jacksons were very old-school to wear black to Wacko’s funeral (not a memorial — THE FUCKING CASKET WAS THERE, PEOPLE!). I for one have gotten sick and tired of people showing up at funerals in whatever halfway clean thing they had lying on the bedroom floor. Show some respect people, or I will pretend I’m your mother and smack you upside the head….

  49. S. Cullen Bonz

    [re=359994]DustBowlBlues[/re]: They’ll just be anal beads when they get their freak on in the White House bedroom.

  50. agonista

    [re=360127]agonista[/re]: Dammit! One of these days I’ll figure out how to embed an image. The one of Laura wearing a mantilla. It exists, I swear.

  51. octupletsmom

    It could be that they handed Michelle a lace drape on her way in to see Ratzinger. It sucks, but it’s not like he’s the only one. I went to a dear friend’s funeral, and my husband had to put on a cheap black gimme yid-lid for the occasion, which looked extremely foolish on him and which I found frankly distracting. But it’s the LAW or something, and I’d forgotten all about it.

  52. BerkeleyFarm

    Terry: another serious answer here.

    Mother Teresa wore white because she was wearing the habit of her Order, which, for vowed religious, is always acceptable “meet the Pope” garb.

    Some Catholic queens (the Queen of Spain chief among them) are permitted to wear white when they come to call, but protocol is that other “officially visiting” ladies bust out the modest black and veils.

  53. assistant/atlas

    I want that painting. No seriously. The baroque (?) masterpiece with the flaming skull in the middle. I want that on my wall. If anyone can make it, I will trade them several cans of hobo beans…

    [re=360128]axx[/re]: Sometimes, as with your comment, punctuation, capitalization and perfect grammar would take away from the funny. Well played, sir.

  54. FreedomPoodle

    O : “I don’t know how to explain, Holy Father, it looked heavy and at the same time, light as a feather!
    Just to think of this marvellous ass gives me a boner.
    R : It’s only one of the mystery of the divine creation my son! Meanwhile it will be 1 Pater and 3 Ave for the boner!
    M : Smile girl, smile for the photograph. We’ll be back home soon, Jack…”

  55. villageatrois

    Geeze, he met with the Popa-Ratzi on international radio, tv, print media, and intertubes! The fees have to be astounding! The US debt probably shrunk to zero!

  56. President X

    And when Michelle returned to the armored limousine, bare childrens’ feet were hanging out of the open door…..frightful!

  57. Don Juanquete

    Why didn’t Michelle just wear that red and black thing she wore on election night? That was hellish enough.

  58. bullship

    Well (spit), it looks like them damn muslems got themselves a spokesboy with that pope dude. I ain’t gonna be long (spit), before they’s gonna make our damn kids (spit), to wear them burqa and rag head towels to schul. I hope and pray (spit) that Rush and Hannity get all over that anti-christ and his muslem followrs. It ain’t rite I tell ya, it just ain’t rite. Hell wid this crap, I’m going down to the boars nest. They gonna have a televanilist on TV an he’ gonna set things rite. God, (spit) I am so tireds of these dang left coast librals and they are all just plum stoopid. Ya hears me boy! Yous stoopid. (SPIT) (SPIT) (SPIT)

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