Johnston: Palin Is Just A Fame Whore
Levi Johnston made quite a name for himself by impregnating that Palin daughter (NOT PIPER YOU MONSTERS) and then going on theLarry King Liveoccasionally and grunting out a few monosyllables in between commercial breaks. "Yes. No. I don't know." But yesterday he held a NEWS CONFERENCE at his lawyer's office to reveal the SHOCKING TRUE SECRET behind his ex-girlfriend's mom's resignation from the Alaska governorship.
"She had talked about how nice it would be to take some of this money people had been offering us and you know just run with it, say 'forget everything else,'" he said.
You know, money attached to book and TV deals. Apparently Sarah Palin was really excited about her book deal, which tells you everything you need to know about literacy, publishing, and the state of the written word in America today.
Anyway, that was his big revealing observation, that Sarah Palin wanted to make money from being famous and was too lazy to be governor at the same time. Scandal.