RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS  6:14 pm July 9, 2009

Nancy Pelosi Wants an MJ Resolution With a Public Option

by Riley Waggaman

  • You careless fools! Barack Obama’s name is misspelled on a diplomatic agreement he signed with Dmitry Medvedev, which means … Stalin gets East Germany back. How could this happen? [RedState]
  • Did Sarah Palin read a book, or stumble across Wikiquotes? And is there a difference? Let’s ask Plato. [Think Progress]
  • The American Hostage Crisis is finally over! [Swampland]
  • What do Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Malkin have in common? Besides having lady parts? They both detest Michael Jackson and his Kingdom of Pop. [The Caucus]
  • “Are Crows The Smartest Birds EVER?” Watch the video! Take the POLL! Did space monsters abduct Arianna Huffington, and then “probe” her? Watch the video! TAKE THE POLL! [HuffPost]
 

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{ 46 comments }

Todd Mecklem July 9, 2009 at 6:17 pm

The good news is that Russia gets Alaska back…

TJBeck July 9, 2009 at 6:19 pm

I have lady parts. In my freezer.

Humpback July 9, 2009 at 6:19 pm

Misspelled names is what you get when you have fake birth certificates floating around.

chascates July 9, 2009 at 6:21 pm

HuffPo is just phoning it in these days:
“Badger Gets Drunk Off Cherries And Disrupts Traffic In Germany”

That’s Drudge-worthy but there’s not a lot of difference between them these days. But I guess it gives the celebrities a place to vent.

Lord Growing July 9, 2009 at 6:23 pm

Someone needs to do some serious research into which page-a-day calendar Palin is getting this shit from.

Mr Blifil July 9, 2009 at 6:23 pm

Arianna can take my pole. Repeatedly.

Min July 9, 2009 at 6:29 pm

Unless Barry misspelled his own name when signing the doc, I’m not really worried about it.

rereridiculous July 9, 2009 at 6:31 pm

Sorry I’m late! I was busy partying and masturbating over at Redstate how a typo is proof that Barry’s the Antichrist.

ManchuCandidate July 9, 2009 at 6:31 pm

[re=359154]Mr Blifil[/re]:
Yes. I too would like to probe her. Er, scientifically of course…

SayItWithWookies July 9, 2009 at 6:32 pm

I don’t know — the crow can make and use tools, but Sarah Palin can pass her daughter off as an abstinence advocate. I am of two minds — like a tree in which there are two blackbirds.

Paco July 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm

I’m crushed that I didn’t win the afternoon with my smoking-gun evidence that Obama is not a homo.
See http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//090709/ids_photos_wl/r3356552547.jpg/
Someone, please, Blingee this picture already!

hobospacejunkie July 9, 2009 at 6:36 pm

So what you’re saying is I should watch the video and take the poll?

Smoke Filled Roommate July 9, 2009 at 6:38 pm

I wonder if Sarah is keen on The Allegory of Her Cave..

cosmosee July 9, 2009 at 6:39 pm

eeeeeeew, no way my pole gets near Arianna! I had rather use my left hand or if the worst comes to the worst, I’d make santorum flow out of one the gays.

rereridiculous July 9, 2009 at 6:39 pm

What do Pelosi, Malkin, and Jackson have in common? Besides lady parts…

ManchuCandidate July 9, 2009 at 6:40 pm

[re=359159]rereridiculous[/re]:
Based on the awful screeds I’ve read the couple of times I’ve been to RedState, doesn’t that mean most of their commenters and “columnists” are also the devil’s minions? So in essence they’re really celebrating the fact that Barry NoBama is really one of them?

Canuckledragger July 9, 2009 at 6:40 pm

Bush trashes the Constitution and kills several hundred thousand. Redstate crickets chirp. Cheney runs an assassination bureau to take out whoever the fuck he wants. Cue crickets.

Somebody in the Obama admin makes a spelling error. “LET’S STRING THAT NEGRO UP!” ‘Coz he be bein’ all slapdash‘n shit.

PS – Moe Lane makes Ken Layne sound less gay. Who’da thunk it possible?

Country Club Jihadi July 9, 2009 at 6:42 pm

Crows are my entertainment when I sunbathe on my roof. They can creatively fuck up some roadkill. And the video of the crow/kitten friendship never gets old:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fAGzY9rnaA

snideinplainsight July 9, 2009 at 6:45 pm

My kids like Plato too, but they tend to grind it into the rug, and then Mrs. Plainsight tells me I have to clean it up -

NoWireHangers July 9, 2009 at 6:51 pm

Huffington Post slideshows keep me sane. Don’t ever take them away from me.

rereridiculous July 9, 2009 at 6:51 pm

[re=359172]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Hey, all I know is that I keep submitting my application to become a worshipper of the devil every single month and have never heard back. But if I understand you correctly, joining Redstate might be simpler (and more direct!) than communicating with Hell.

snideinplainsight July 9, 2009 at 6:53 pm

Slapdash – “You know the type. Wait until the last second, ignore bothersome demands on time and attention, never return phone calls, pursue private enthusiasms. When the deadline looms, leap into action, throw something together, give it a quick look-over and send it out. Then go back to favorite illicit computer diversion.”

This probably describes about 95% of RedState readership. And 98% of the contributors. for Victory!

Bearbloke July 9, 2009 at 6:54 pm

[re=359170]rereridiculous[/re]: MASSIVE plastic surgery & hormone-replacement therapy?

Bearbloke July 9, 2009 at 6:56 pm

[re=359167]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: No – shadows scare her!

Extemporanus July 9, 2009 at 6:59 pm

[re=359146]TJBeck[/re]: Growing up, my neighbor (and friend’s dad) was one of the first cops to enter Dahmer’s All-You-Can Barfet. True quote: “You can tell a lot about guy by what he keeps in his fridge. Or who.”

You need either need get smaller ladies, or a bigger appetite.

rambone July 9, 2009 at 7:00 pm

[re=359163]Paco[/re]: That ass requires no further adornment.

Well, I guess I can think of a couple things, but I won’t specify out of consideration for the ladies present in the room, and just in case my parole officer knows my blogging handle.

slappypaddy July 9, 2009 at 7:01 pm

i don’t know if crows are the smartest birds EVAH! (EVAH being a long time), but they’re sure as shit smarter than united states senators. i mean, you don’t see no crow ponying up near $100K for fuck. or for fucking anything (i mean that).

snideinplainsight July 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm

[re=359163]Paco[/re]: That’s boneified!

problemwithcaring July 9, 2009 at 7:32 pm

Fuck you, Pelosi. There is a National Train Day, a National Funeral Director and a Mortician Recognition; a Sun Safety Week; a National Aphasia Awareness Month; and a Year of the Museum. Congress has honored Marshmallow Peeps, the “boating community,” charter schools and NASCAR. There are resolutions honoring every sport from Little League teams in Georgia to cross-country runners in China. Everything you can think of about baseball (from individual seasons and players to the city where the word “baseball” was reportedly first used) has a bill on the books. Same for shitty American cars – from the rooter to the tooter.

This idiot sponsored a bill – that passed – “Congratulating Barry Bonds on his spectacular, record-breaking season for the San Francisco Giants and Major League Baseball.” And she co-sponsored another one cheering on “the importance of home-ownership.”

This is bigger than one lifelong NAMBLA member. Eat a bag of AIDS infested ones, Pelosi, for letting the party of furry-fucking and adult diaper-wearers tell us which one of our Great American Perverts we should and shouldn’t honor.

Paul Tardy July 9, 2009 at 7:35 pm

Someone should remind them where tax money comes from. There seems to be this odd wingnut thing that MJ is more famous than some local cop (listen to Rep Peter King of Wantor) and that’s not fair.

problemwithcaring July 9, 2009 at 7:45 pm

[re=359195]rambone[/re]: Well, I guess I can think of a couple things…”

Don’t tell me – “Back titties,” right?

dementor July 9, 2009 at 8:01 pm

[re=359163]Paco[/re]: Looks like Pete Souza is getting frisky.

rambone July 9, 2009 at 8:07 pm

[re=359211]problemwithcaring[/re]: Don’t tell me – “Back titties,” right?

Is there no limit to the titillation offered by google images?

President Beeblebrox July 9, 2009 at 8:30 pm

For those like me who refuse on principle to click on any link to RedState or FreeRepublic, would some brave soul tell us how Barry’s name was misspelled? Barak? Barracks?

Or was it … His Satanic Majesty Barrack HUSSEIN NObama, Left-Handed Prince of Darkness, Defender of Islam, &c., &c.?

Boojum July 9, 2009 at 8:31 pm

Am I the only one who knows that Plato and all his fuck buddies were raging pedophiles aka Republican Congressmen? I mean, read Symposium and The Phaedo, which is all about how old men butt fucking young boys is the highest form of love.

I’m so glad our Sarah takes child rearing advice from our The Republic writing pedobear.

S.Luggo July 9, 2009 at 9:55 pm

Glad Moosezilla’s not dragging her kids around like political props. Plato would be gosh darn upset. “The measure of woman is how she quits.” (Or maybe Eva Braun said that.)

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/Hj/sarah-palin-resigns-press-conference-070809-lg.jpg
“Drink. Stop gagging on the thorazine/muskrat/Estee Lauder mix or mommy which make us sleep in the smelly gun closet again, next to Mr. McCain‘s extra-emergency suppositories. Also. BTW, I‘m goddam preggers. Also.”

TGY July 9, 2009 at 10:12 pm

You know, it occurs to me that Republicans might just be jealous of Michael Jackson’s natural skin tone.

ladymacbeth July 9, 2009 at 10:25 pm

yeah and nancy ‘not a nice grandma ma’ was a TOTAL BIATCH to melissa block today on the npr and melissa block cried and made us all feel the pain in sichuan last year.

seriously, total (busy) bitch. pissed me off.

trondant July 10, 2009 at 12:14 am

[re=359146]TJBeck[/re]: I feel you, brother. I still have the first hooker I ever killed.

AverageJoeLE July 10, 2009 at 12:15 am

I think when the two of them agree, it might HAVE to be right. It is really a shame to see all of this celebration over Jackson. There were so many other important stories. Great article by JJ Jameson on this: http://foxyurl.com/o2S

trondant July 10, 2009 at 12:58 am

blogwhore.

greywindz July 10, 2009 at 1:23 am

[re=359163]Paco[/re]: Sarko is havin a hrd-on…

LoweredPeninsula July 10, 2009 at 1:28 am

[re=359206]problemwithcaring[/re]: A-fuckin’-men. lol

Fnor July 10, 2009 at 8:52 am

‘Did space monsters abduct Arianna Huffington, and then “probe” her?’

Of course they didn’t. There’s no reason for them to probe one of their own.

zenferret July 10, 2009 at 1:16 pm

[re=359206]problemwithcaring[/re]: If Pelosi brought the bill up before congress it would just give IRA terrorist Peter King a chance to say stupid shiot about MJ being a pervert and pedophile as well as a child molester.

McGrupp10799 July 10, 2009 at 1:25 pm

If Sarah Palin wanted to quote a philospher; she should have quoted Socrates:

“I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.”

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