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  • You careless fools! Barack Obama’s name is misspelled on a diplomatic agreement he signed with Dmitry Medvedev, which means … Stalin gets East Germany back. How could this happen? [RedState]
  • Did Sarah Palin read a book, or stumble across Wikiquotes? And is there a difference? Let’s ask Plato. [Think Progress]
  • The American Hostage Crisis is finally over! [Swampland]
  • What do Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Malkin have in common? Besides having lady parts? They both detest Michael Jackson and his Kingdom of Pop. [The Caucus]
  • “Are Crows The Smartest Birds EVER?” Watch the video! Take the POLL! Did space monsters abduct Arianna Huffington, and then “probe” her? Watch the video! TAKE THE POLL! [HuffPost]
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  1. HuffPo is just phoning it in these days:
    “Badger Gets Drunk Off Cherries And Disrupts Traffic In Germany”

    That’s Drudge-worthy but there’s not a lot of difference between them these days. But I guess it gives the celebrities a place to vent.

  2. Sorry I’m late! I was busy partying and masturbating over at Redstate how a typo is proof that Barry’s the Antichrist.

  3. I don’t know — the crow can make and use tools, but Sarah Palin can pass her daughter off as an abstinence advocate. I am of two minds — like a tree in which there are two blackbirds.

  4. eeeeeeew, no way my pole gets near Arianna! I had rather use my left hand or if the worst comes to the worst, I’d make santorum flow out of one the gays.

  5. [re=359159]rereridiculous[/re]:
    Based on the awful screeds I’ve read the couple of times I’ve been to RedState, doesn’t that mean most of their commenters and “columnists” are also the devil’s minions? So in essence they’re really celebrating the fact that Barry NoBama is really one of them?

  6. Bush trashes the Constitution and kills several hundred thousand. Redstate crickets chirp. Cheney runs an assassination bureau to take out whoever the fuck he wants. Cue crickets.

    Somebody in the Obama admin makes a spelling error. “LET’S STRING THAT NEGRO UP!” ‘Coz he be bein’ all slapdash‘n shit.

    PS – Moe Lane makes Ken Layne sound less gay. Who’da thunk it possible?

  7. My kids like Plato too, but they tend to grind it into the rug, and then Mrs. Plainsight tells me I have to clean it up –

  8. [re=359172]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Hey, all I know is that I keep submitting my application to become a worshipper of the devil every single month and have never heard back. But if I understand you correctly, joining Redstate might be simpler (and more direct!) than communicating with Hell.

  9. Slapdash – “You know the type. Wait until the last second, ignore bothersome demands on time and attention, never return phone calls, pursue private enthusiasms. When the deadline looms, leap into action, throw something together, give it a quick look-over and send it out. Then go back to favorite illicit computer diversion.”

    This probably describes about 95% of RedState readership. And 98% of the contributors. for Victory!

  10. [re=359146]TJBeck[/re]: Growing up, my neighbor (and friend’s dad) was one of the first cops to enter Dahmer’s All-You-Can Barfet. True quote: “You can tell a lot about guy by what he keeps in his fridge. Or who.”

    You need either need get smaller ladies, or a bigger appetite.

  11. [re=359163]Paco[/re]: That ass requires no further adornment.

    Well, I guess I can think of a couple things, but I won’t specify out of consideration for the ladies present in the room, and just in case my parole officer knows my blogging handle.

  12. i don’t know if crows are the smartest birds EVAH! (EVAH being a long time), but they’re sure as shit smarter than united states senators. i mean, you don’t see no crow ponying up near $100K for fuck. or for fucking anything (i mean that).

  13. Fuck you, Pelosi. There is a National Train Day, a National Funeral Director and a Mortician Recognition; a Sun Safety Week; a National Aphasia Awareness Month; and a Year of the Museum. Congress has honored Marshmallow Peeps, the “boating community,” charter schools and NASCAR. There are resolutions honoring every sport from Little League teams in Georgia to cross-country runners in China. Everything you can think of about baseball (from individual seasons and players to the city where the word “baseball” was reportedly first used) has a bill on the books. Same for shitty American cars – from the rooter to the tooter.

    This idiot sponsored a bill – that passed – “Congratulating Barry Bonds on his spectacular, record-breaking season for the San Francisco Giants and Major League Baseball.” And she co-sponsored another one cheering on “the importance of home-ownership.”

    This is bigger than one lifelong NAMBLA member. Eat a bag of AIDS infested ones, Pelosi, for letting the party of furry-fucking and adult diaper-wearers tell us which one of our Great American Perverts we should and shouldn’t honor.

  14. Someone should remind them where tax money comes from. There seems to be this odd wingnut thing that MJ is more famous than some local cop (listen to Rep Peter King of Wantor) and that’s not fair.

  15. [re=359195]rambone[/re]: Well, I guess I can think of a couple things…”

    Don’t tell me – “Back titties,” right?

  16. For those like me who refuse on principle to click on any link to RedState or FreeRepublic, would some brave soul tell us how Barry’s name was misspelled? Barak? Barracks?

    Or was it … His Satanic Majesty Barrack HUSSEIN NObama, Left-Handed Prince of Darkness, Defender of Islam, &c., &c.?

  17. Am I the only one who knows that Plato and all his fuck buddies were raging pedophiles aka Republican Congressmen? I mean, read Symposium and The Phaedo, which is all about how old men butt fucking young boys is the highest form of love.

    I’m so glad our Sarah takes child rearing advice from our The Republic writing pedobear.

  18. Glad Moosezilla’s not dragging her kids around like political props. Plato would be gosh darn upset. “The measure of woman is how she quits.” (Or maybe Eva Braun said that.)

    http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/Hj/sarah-palin-resigns-press-conference-070809-lg.jpg
    “Drink. Stop gagging on the thorazine/muskrat/Estee Lauder mix or mommy which make us sleep in the smelly gun closet again, next to Mr. McCain‘s extra-emergency suppositories. Also. BTW, I‘m goddam preggers. Also.”

  19. yeah and nancy ‘not a nice grandma ma’ was a TOTAL BIATCH to melissa block today on the npr and melissa block cried and made us all feel the pain in sichuan last year.

    seriously, total (busy) bitch. pissed me off.

  20. ‘Did space monsters abduct Arianna Huffington, and then “probe” her?’

    Of course they didn’t. There’s no reason for them to probe one of their own.

  21. [re=359206]problemwithcaring[/re]: If Pelosi brought the bill up before congress it would just give IRA terrorist Peter King a chance to say stupid shiot about MJ being a pervert and pedophile as well as a child molester.

  22. If Sarah Palin wanted to quote a philospher; she should have quoted Socrates:

    “I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.”

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