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Fox & Friends’ Brian Kilmeade made a terrible buffoon of himself on the television this morning! You know why the Olds get Dementia and Alzheimer’s, in America? This is why: “We are — we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other … See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes …. Fins marry other Fins, so they have a pure society.” Meaning: Ronald Reagan was a mulatto. [Salon, Gawker]
And that’s why a female piece of shit will end up marrying Brian Kilmeade… in order to have a pure piece of shit society.
Someone check the Stormfront BB and see if there’s a thread dedicated to this Kilmeade guy already. I bet you they got blingees of him.
I think you mean “Finns,” Jim. Unless those membranous protrusions on fish bodies are obsessed with pure bloodlines.
Does that mean Brian Kilmeade is 100% Moranian?
If only everyone were like my ancestors, the Jews, and kept with their own kind. Then we’d all die of Tay-Sachs and never live long enough to get dementia. Problem solved.
Hey, you know who else thought tall blonde people should only breed with each other to keep the species pure?
Heil Hitler!
Oh, and also: “we marry other species.”
One more Republican duck fucker?
He’s only explaining the results of an important scientific study published in 1928 by Ima, Dum, and Cracker in the American Journal of Eugenic Science. He spews pure knowledge.
guess no one told him about hybrid vigor . . . oh well . . . my interracial offspring overlords will happily urinate onto his purebred kids as they perform menial tasks .
he knows whereof he speaks. his mother was a pit bull and his father was a poodle.
Marrying other species? He’s talking about the Irish, right? Speaking as an interspecies hybrid, I find that offensive. Unless I can make a buck off it. Please send me money to help me over come my interspecies heritage handicap. Large sums in small bills preferred. Thnx.
Heinrich Himmler feels so…vindicated.
Vulpes82: Meh. Salon transcribes, I copy-paste, you decide.
Doesn’t everyone on Fox News undermine his argument for the value of preserving all-white genes?
“Brian Kilmeade made a terrible buffoon of himself on the television this morning.”
“Brian Kilmeade makes a terrible buffoon of himself on the television every morning.”
fixed
Next on Mythbusters: Is Brian Kilmeade capable of intelligent thought or is he just a parrot?
YOU DIDNT SEE JESUS MARRYIN’ NO OTHER SPECSEES!!!111!!!111
Which horse’s ass who birthed this idiot?
Steve King, upon hearing this, immediately proposed a bill requiring a plaque honoring Mr. Kilmeade’s role in building the Capitol.
Human life began in the tundra-crusted Nordic region
Oh, please bitch. I gots two words for you regarding the human hybrids. “Halle Berry.”
Now come over here and try’n tell me that’s not the superior race.
slappypaddy: slappypaddy: heard his mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
From what I’ve noticed lately among family members, watching Fox News dramatically increases your chances of sounding like an idiot.
“we keep marrying other species” - splains alot.
Ellie Mae and Boehner sittin’ in a tree…
If only the properties of the universe exist as they are perceived by the hosts of Fox & Friends! If only!
And let’s not forget about the Swedish gene, long considered the most important discovery of the Bizarro Human Genome Project.
I agree with him. Only hundreds of years of interbreeding can create the intelligence he possesses.
On other hand, to be fashionably contrarian, let us admit that “there may be something to this”. The suppression of the ‘likkered up white dude bar-talk” school of population genetics by intolerant egg-head perfessers who can do math is story that needs to be invented and told.
To whoever was whistling “If I Only Had a Brain” in the background? I salute you, sir.
SEE?!! GAY MARRIAGE HAS DESTROYED US!!!
I have a feeling that Kilmeade got turned down last night by some multi-racial shemale…
Swedes are as unto gods, and Peter Graves is their lord.
I’ve been to Finland. The main reason why Finns don’t appear to have Alzheimer’s is that they are drunk.
Technically, Furries aren’t another species….
I bet he gets an internal memo: “please tone down the racism 60%.”
Yeah inter-”ethnic” marriage is so scary. halle berry, rashida jones, lenny kravitz, soledad o’brien… stuff of
wet dreamsnightmares.wow, just wow… even the blond biatch had troubles following his fucked up logic, and that is saying something about how truly screwed up his ramblings were. Can’t wait till Palin jumps in to support this ass-clown when the libruhl press gets done reaming his ass.
But if this guy is right, my wife if Ok as a full-blooded Navajo, but I am fucked as I am a mix of French, English, Danish (aka american). My kids, well, that means they will be senile right after they finish college).
I’d like to see someone swede that video clip.
Or is that sweded version? It’s so hard to tell with Fox…
So if knuckle draggers interbreeds wif mouth breathers… = Fox & Freunds.
I figured Richard Nixon would have been reincarnated as a slug or some parasite but to come back as Brian Kilmeade just shows how cruel the universe can be.
McDuff: Hey now, my parrot is smarter than anyone on Fox, including this ass-clown.
azw88: you beat me to it. Gretchen was all like, “WTF???”
Actually, by crossing gene pools you get stronger (and subsequently better looking) people.
martinette: Well, I guess that explains the constant farting in our general direction.
Brian Kilmeed (sic), proof that children of brother/sister marriages don’t work.
Ok, no race mixin’. Check. What else? Oh, that’s right, no religious tolerance, either. Am I leaving something out? How could forget… eliminate democratic elections. Wait a second… this guy has been reading the 2008 Republican platform!
Based on Brian’s mental prowess, I would guess that his father was concerned enough about keeping the gene pool pure that he went and married his sister.
Yes, Brian, Alzheimers is the result of failed eugenics programs. I don’t know why anyone hadn’t pointed that out sooner.
God, this guy’s thoughts just bounce around in his head like a pinball machine. Oh, look. The ball disappeared…
Marry other species? Hey now (thanks Ed McMahan), why buy the cow when you are getting the milk for free? Know what I’m sayin’? Iowans do. Especially the republican ones.
Min: I missed that the first time. to shocked at what I was hearing, I guess…
It’s true — Noah’s grandchildren all had to marry amongst themselves, and what was the result? Baby Jesus! And it’s been downhill ever since, on account o’ the race mixing.
i love this show. its like pro wrestling mixed with all my children.
Kilmeade can eat a convoy of cocks.
I come from a long line of human/box turtle hybrids and we have very little history of dementia in our family.
Anyone of Fox & Friends mention that perhaps the reason the Swedes and Fins, et al have lower dementia rates is the result of long running National Healthcare?!?
Probably not.
Well, I guess I can’t marry my dog. Looks like Santorum was right.
Still, if there is one thing that genetics teaches us is that keeping the gene pool as small as possible is the best way to manage genetic health. This is why Mr. Kilmeade only fucks his sister.
19kevin8: Brian Kilmeade is a terrible buffoon. [fixed]
american mutt: yes, but consider Joakim Noah. Best thought of as an experiment to engineer interracial hotness (father Yannick Noah, mother Miss Sweden of 1978) that went horribly, horribly awry.
Wow, so, this show is hosted by a racist turd, a muppet, and a guy who idolized Thurston Howell III as a kid. Top that, Morning Joe!
kth: Ack. You’re right. And look at this - These girls are not hot swedes.
You’re the love of my life but it cuts like a knife
and I feel that I’m being misled
See I’m a little concerned for I’ve recently learned
of the swastika tattoo on your head
And it makes you smile when you hear “Sieg Heil”
You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard
You do goose step salutes in your Doc Martin boots,
and you quoted “Mein Kampf” in our 5th anniversary card.
I think you’re a nazi baby,
Are you a nazi?
You might be a nazi baby…
You keep extensive files on the Nuremberg trials,
and you watch them whenever they’re airing
I guess I should’ve known when you bought a new bone
for your puppies named Goebbels and Goering
You showed up late to our very first date,
I said “how are you” you said “white power”
Call me paranoid but I’m not overjoyed
when you ask me if I want to shower…
I think you’re a nazi
Don’t be lying baby,
Are you a nazi?
Are you anti-Zion maybe?
Your every dress is monogrammed SS,
you hold an Aryan picnic and bash
And it makes me irate when you say I look great
when I wear a little tiny moustache,
Your social politics say that races don’t mix,
and you call it pure blood pollution
And whenever I’m sad, you say it’s not so bad,
for every problem there’s a “Final Solution”…
I think you’re a nazi,
Give me an answer baby
Are you a nazi?
You drive a fucking panzer baby
They say that love is blind so how could I have guessed?
But then again I met you at a “Schindler’s List” protest…
I know you’re a nazi
And that’s why I’m leavin’
I know you’re a nazi
Sure as my name is Stephen Lynch-berg-stein.
Min: That’s the show’s new theme music. To get a brain they might need to marry outside their species, damn!
El Pinche: He’s got a reserved gloryhole at the truckstop down the road…
I’d like nothing better than to see Isabella Rossellini come over and kick that idiot in his “gene pool.”
And Jim, you bring up a good point. Has anyone seen Ronald Regan’s birth certificate?
azw88: Good point. When you make Gretchen Carlson look like the sane one, you know you have gone off the deep end.
Just change the show’s name to Duelin’ Banjoes and get it over with.
WTF?? Well, really, no surprises. Fox is the spokesperson for neo-Hitler & pals. My dad is 100% British & he’s looney-tooney w/the Alz, so whaddup? ‘nother steamin’ pile from a ’steamin pile.
Why are Stewart and Colbert allowed to go on vacation? Shouldn’t there be some kind of stop-loss provision in their contracts for situations like this?
WickedWitch: That’s just because of the Norwegian that grafted on to the Carlson family tree back a spell. It’s still a source of shame and dementia.
Gorillionaire: The entire cast is an object lesson in why Phrenology doesn’t really work, despite the fact that it is the sole basis for Fox News’ hiring practices…
I honestly believe that our “species” will be perfected once we’ve overcome the test of fear and hatred and races become our distant past through assimilation. My experience has revealed multi-racial people as some of the brightest, confident, and damn-good-looking. They seem to be the only proof of a future for humans.
I’m sure Brian has some blood relations on Babylon 5. Y’know, the one with the head that looks like a Sugar Smack.
Ok, but seriously, where is Obama’s birth certificate? Heennnghh!?!?
Quick! Someone tell Malkin she’s polluting the GOP gene pool!
Kev-O-Tron: and she’s kind of cute too… i know. i called malkin cute. shoot me. seriously.
GDuvall: Not only did theymiss this, they missed out on the whole Palin fiasco. Seriously, Call them and their crew back, this is a national emergency!!!
Bearbloke: Phrenology Isn’t that the science of reading the bumps on Walt’s ass??
Wow, I… I mean, it’s one thing when the Fox N’ Friends crew is all like “Why are black people so angry, I just don’t get it?!?!!”, but it’s another to actually hear that twatknocker say the words “pure society.” That goes a bit beyond your average “I don’t so much care fer the colored folks” philosophy that Fox usually endorses.
WickedWitch: She always has that WTF face. Botox’s a bitch.
Those Finns only appear purebred from this distance. Up close, any fool can see they’re all mongrelized crossbreeds, with a Sámi or a Mordvin or even an Estonian lurking in the woodpile somewhere, you betcha.
WickedWitch: The expressions on the news bimbo’s face are priceless. I haven’t seen puzzled looks like that since Anderson Cooper talked to Meg Stapleton.
american mutt: Ha! I know and she was all worked up over a Playboy list of conservative women to hate fuck. I’d think she’d be flattered. She made an appearance at a Dallas Tea Party on the Fourth and posted the video. Hysterical. She wore some red cocktail dress and walked on stage to cat calls!
OT but I’m going there: When she came onstage they were playing this terrible song that goes “it aint a rag it’s a flag and we don’t wear it on our heads!” It was so bad I googled the lyrics and found it’s a Charlie Daniels tune. And that got me wondering about Hannity’s awesome Summer Freedom Tour. Any word on how that’s going?
I thought this show was a cartoon.
Jim Newell: Suuuuure, Jim. Blame Salon! You just don’t want all that Sami hatemail winging its way from the North Pole as we speak.
It’s pretty funny. You couldn’t really find a less “pure” society in Northern Europe– Finns live among (and even breed with) Swedes, Sami, Slavs and even foreigners. And this is after the mysogenation of tribes from central Europe. In fact you can find Finns with all different colours of hair and eyes, and even skin!
But it’s a nice theory.
i know a danish guy who looks like he’s el Salvadorian.
speciation == reproductive isolation
so let this asshole marry other species. evolutionary success for the smarts.
The Swedes haven’t been pure since they mixed with them Geats. Dirty mutts every last one!
May I assume Kilmeade received his degree in genetic engineering from Liberty University? They must not teach British history there, because he obviously missed the part about how the Royal Family characterize the Irish.
Give the guy a break. I mean, these theories did come across much better in their original German.
american mutt: Bet he’s not truly Danish, just a wetback….
It’s ironic because Kilmeade was actually born with fins.
Two pure-bred skunks mated, hence Brian Kilmeade.
I’m surprised it hasn’t come up that this is clearly a sly attack on our own half-breed muslin Preznit.
Oh my stars, I love the realness. Keep it coming Kilmeade, you great error of closed mitosis. I love it when a relationship has open, honest communication.
Was that a picture of your “baby dick” that I saw on Craigslist? That would make total sense.
Brian Kilmeade is absolutely right about this issue uh,uh, uh, what was that he was talking about… damn, I had it right on the tip of my tongue, oh forget it.
azw88: Na, he’s the head of a design department and always wears a scarf. uber-danish.
Mein Kilmeade: oder, Brian’s Song, A Phrenological Study
Here’s to geneticist Bri’!
His I.Q. is not very high.
A strict racial purist
(except for THAT jurist):
“Race mixers like Malkin should fry!”
Oh, sure the right wing can marry other species(I am worried about elly mae- I wonder how many other bloodhounds boner married) but they won’t let gay humans can’t marry each other.
Hell, back when I was a wee one growing up in New Canadia, otherwise known as Minneeesoda, the first remembrances of “bigotry” that I have are of Swedes and Norwegians going at each other on matters of superiority and inferiority.
Damn Swedes.
[Retch'n Carlson (former Miss MN) proves THAT point.]
I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
Also.
LuxMentis: National healthcare and probably a much lower use of high-frutose corn syrup and processed foods.
I believe it was Brian’s interknitted ancestral Kilmeades of whom Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes observed, “Three generations of imbeciles are enough.” Imagine Holmes’s surprise — we have to imagine it; he’s dead — to find that nobody took his advice, and the result is little Brian here.
jesus that man looks like an oppossum.
Now that I can see good outta bofe mah eyes, I notice that he has a forehead like a salt flat and his eyes are approximately 1 centimeter apart. A.perfect.specimen.
Mr.Dillweed, you are a perfect specimen.
By the way, when you’re in Finland, you’ll notice that all the signs are in Finnish and Swedish, because those crazy Finns have been marrying those wacky Swedes right and left.
Wait, there at the end, was someone on the crew sending up a polite Vietnam salute while whistling “If I only had a Brain?” Go mystery whistler go.I love you. There is hope.
I agree. Furthermore only women should marry other women.
This whole “marrying outside my own gender” thing has got to go.
I’m surprised no one’s made mention of Brian’s giant-assed, Irish bobble-head. Remember when the British were all like “the Irish are monkeys” and some shit?
Let’s all thank the Lord (who is American and born in Atlanta, Georgia, BTW) for sending us Brian Killmeanow.
Clarification: This was a séance. The Brian was not in control of his brain-mouth connection. We are still attempting to identify the source of the opinions expressed by Mr. Kilmeade’s mouth. We assure you that he is as surprised as anyone that his words offended anyone. For that he is deeply sorry.
I am appalled. I want to say something trite and funny, but I am so insulted and shocked by the blatant racism spewing from this dude’s pie hole I need to rest……… ok that’s better. This guy should be spayed, neutered and his mouth permanently sealed with super-glue. “marrying other species” WTF?? Is his wife a penguin or something?
Next on FOX: “why social Darwinism isn’t like that other Darwinism where we come from apes because it’s in the bible written by Rush and Sarah” and “how to prevent dementia by killing yourself with a spatula”.
Yes but Brian neglects to mention those instances where Mendel witnessed a Fin marrying a Fin and the result being spontaneously a smooth-skinned bean pod, and those where a Swede marries a Swede and the result is a green-eyed fruit fly.
And, having been in Finland briefly, I’d like to say that, if I weren’t already married, to my wife, I surely would like to marry a Fin. Then I’d have that heteromazygulous advantage - if you know what I mean.
They also make a lot of good ice cream.
as an interspecies halfbreed italian/irish, i want to simultaneously smash Kilmeade’s face with a whiskey bottle and/or pay a bunch of mulis to beat him to death with baseball bats.
to be Fair ™: the foxcasters themselves were like WTF. sorry.
Fox News remains true to its character. I love it.
Oh this clip is totally taken out of context. . . the context being a chapter in “Mein Kampf.”
(And lest ye think I broke Godwin’s Law, a Nazi analogy is actually approprate in this case.)
You went full “Greek”, Bri. Never go full “Greek”. You don’t buy that? Ask Jimmy Snyder, January 1988, “NFL Today.” Remember? Went full “Greek”, went home empty handed…
Brian “Hibernian Mendel (or was it Mengele)” Kilmeade should have just said the study proved the power of having a Baltic (or was it Balkan) shrew battleaxe wife keeping the ‘ol bean in tiptop shape by chronic nagging (acute stimulation of the cerebral cortex through the auditory channel)…kinda like Nintendo DS Brain Age 2 or Sudoko, except less fun.
Funny Finns and Silly Swedes (and Serbs)!
Finns do marry other Finns - who ever would marry them? After a couple of thousand years of inbreeding alleviated only slightly by Swedes, they all look about the same.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Bobby Jindal agrees, observing “Kilmeade benchod!”
He is a liar. I come from a racially diverse area & anthropologists said that people where I am from are strengthened, more aesthetically pleasing, healthier, & less violent(lowest crime rate in the country) because of the ethnic diverstiy! True story! Ha Ha. Fox Nuts are like Hitler playing with the facts. Does this mean the teabaggers will turn into the SS someday?
Filthy mudbloods.
Douchebag obviously has no idea what he is talking about. “Pure race”? Sigh.
“Brian Kilmeade made a terrible buffoon of himself on the television this morning.”
“Brian Kilmeade makes a terrible buffoon of himself on the television every morning.”
He has a bad case of funky cold medina.Like much of the Fox news team. They only know how to suck…