OOOOOH AHHHHH (Where's America's Birth Certificate?)

This pretty picture shows Michelle and Barack Obama in silhouette, as Washington is bombed by theIndependence Daysocialist aliens from the planet Hawaii. After a holiday weekend of the desperately unhappy and angry Sarah Palin threatening everyone with lawsuits on Twitter and Facebook, Pete Souza's picture of a happy couple enjoying the Fourth is like ulcer medicine. And, if you can imagine, it was a WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD before Palin's public meltdown. We just read about it in Paul Slansky's TIME index.